| When I was vacuuming my room yesterday under my bed, I accidentally sucked one of my socks that was lying there. Obviously, when I realized it in the act, it was too late to do anything about it. I had to open the whole thing and get unnecessarily dirty for a while to remove the poor sock XD. Have you ever vacuumed anything unusual before? |
| ive accidentally vacuumed my laptop charger cord, god it was a pain in the ass to untangle it from there |
| My own shoes strings which busted the vacuum belt. |
| “Loddfafnir, listen to my counsel: You will fare well if you follow it, It will help you much if you heed it. If aware that another is wicked, say so: Make no truce or treaty with foes.” - Havamal 127 |
| I've used the vacuum on my dick before if that counts |
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saengdao said: ive accidentally vacuumed my laptop charger cord, god it was a pain in the ass to untangle it from there Oh I did that with my phone charger. It got tangled and broke lol Once I tried to vacuum a bug because I didn’t want to kill it, but then thought better of it!! |
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| As an example of how far alcoholism and apathy can take you, I found that the previous owner of my basement workshop had left a 5 cm layer of mummified fish bones (one of his hobbies was fishing) underneath the worktable. Think tiny, brown fish parts, yeah... It kind of looked like that picture of the mummy juice, minus the juice) Anyway, they had been there for so long that they didn't smell at all (hence why I didn't notice anything wrong until I looked underneath the table (it has storage space underneath so the floor isn't visible from above)) and the trusty Soviet CIKLON vacuum cleaner only had the tube clog a few times when cleaning it up. Vacuuming bugs is ok actually, they either die in the process or are trapped in the bag, where you can dispose of them. Don't leave them in the bag though, they might make it their home. Clean out your vacuum after every use, trust me. |
| Probably my hair, which is usually on purpose |
| Someone already beat me to making a dick joke so I got nothing |
| Not me, so don't ask, but my cousin sucked up his penis once. |
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| some leftover stardust from my spaceship |
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| I once accidentally vacuumed up a tiny accessory to a small gashapon figure I owned. After I discovered that I vacuumed it up, I had to remove the vacuum bag(it was an Electrolux classic-style canister vacuum), and rip the bag open on the floor down in my grandparent's basement, making a huge mess. After spending several minutes sifting through the dirt, I found what I was looking for, and it was alright, but it was a scary experience, and I will never let it happen again. |
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| Did anyone say the dick thing yet? Kazataro said: I've used the vacuum on my dick before if that counts Kyotosomo said: Someone already beat me to making a dick joke so I got nothing Nek0 said: Ok, so everyone did the dick thing already?Not me, so don't ask, but my cousin sucked up his penis once. And for this one I'm gonna assume "phone charger" means dick. Dimethylanime said: Oh I did that with my phone charger. It got tangled and broke lol I'm sorry to hear that, maybe you should see a doctor. |
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| Socks and they got stuck in there so i had to open it in order to fix it >.< |
| I remember when I was young, I accidentally vacuumed up one of those rubber squishy toy things and it exploded on contact with the spinning bristles in the nozzle. Glittery, foul-smelling water sprayed in all directions. I don't know how they got so much water into such a small children's toy but it got everywhere... |
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| My girlfriend's apartment, FEMA would have condemned her place |
| The Federal Democratic Republic of Nepal. |
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| I'm not gonna lie man I've never vacuumed anything too odd lol |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| My cats tail. Poor dude. Bet he still hasn’t forgiven me. |
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| milk that had spilled on the floor thought it would work but only resulted in the vacuum smelling for days |
| my soul had a hard time getting it back |
| hi i vacuum my socks a lot and always get really mad right when it happens and then i have to go and open the box and take out my super dirty, dusty sock..... |
| spiders, and I feel a little guilty afterwards. |
Bobby2Hands said: Nah, man, I'm saving myself for someone special. :3Nek0 said: Ok, so everyone did the dick thing already?Not me, so don't ask, but my cousin sucked up his penis once. |
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| apparently my friend hoovered up her hamster once, im guessing it died |
 柵の向こうには 本当に狼などおらぬのか |
| I think once my my ipad charger cable |
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| I vacuumed my dick, made it all clean and shiny. |
| My subjective reviews: katsureview.wordpress.com THE CHAT CLUB. |
katsucats said: I vacuumed my dick, made it all clean and shiny. The lengths they go to make their asian dick longer ... |
| A fucking pet hamster I had-believe it or not the damn hamster was unscathed. |
| Life Is Short But Intense. |
| The cable for my phone charger and socks. Nothing too weird. However, I might have vaccumed something weird without noticing because there is a weird smell radiating from the vaccum. |
| Mario Party 4 for the Nintendo GameCube. |
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| used condom, thank goodness that was not my place. Also love to vacuum roaches and spiders. |
| Mostly cat toys. They have these small rattling rats that they abduct to behind the sofa or some other obscure places, so when I vacuum, I hear loud noises and then I find a toy rat in the trash when I clean the vacuum cleaner. |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| i just vacuum up coins and shit i got no clue |
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| I personally know someone who vacuumed Republic of Iraq |
| شقایق، اینجا من، خیلی غریبم |
| idek, i think i almost vacuumed up money. glad that didn't happen though. |
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| I accidentally vacuumed my cats' squirrel (toy) thrice or so. We call it "the rat". |
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Indochina said: Mario Party 4 for the Nintendo GameCube. Bro take better care of your games, Mario Party 4 is really fun........ can't hate the game that had Booksquirm! |
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| nothing unusual, just dust and dirt. |
| I vacuumed up a live mouse once after I woke up and had to go to work |
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