So, are you a wizard?
| It's a meme on the internet, but I guess you already know about it. If you don't, then let me explain:- The 30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard is an Internet legend stating that a person can be endowed with magical powers and become a "wizard" if they reach the age of 30 without engaging in sexual intercourse. Well then, did any of you acquire magical powers? |
swirlydragonDec 28, 2018 7:26 AM
| na cant relate i lost my virginity at 5 |
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| life has been screwing me over for all my life, so i'd say im no wizard |
| I only found out about the meme only after. My only magical skill is mana recharge. |
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| I have more than 10 years to worry about that. I can worry about anime now and dick later. Sucks for you guys. |
| ˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ |
| If I knew I could have become a wizard by avoiding all of the thots, I would have stayed inside. |
| But technically sexual energy increases your power when it comes to magic. So staying a virgin until the age of 30 is the exact opposite of what you should be doing if you really want to become a wizard. the more you know |
| I am just holding out for my soulmate you know. I gotta conserve my mystical energies to be able to pour all of my chi into her as a willing vessel for my magic. |
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| Yes. I'm 30, and I'm one of the oldest virgins on MAL. I'm not sure if I have any magical powers, but I did move out of my parents house this year, so that's just as good. |
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| im on my way of becoming a legendary wizard bad news is I received a bodypillow on christmas so ...... |
MAYOIIIDec 29, 2018 4:03 PM
| I gave away my chance at being a witch when I was 18. It's the muggle life for me. |
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| Then we'll go with swordmaster since I've missed my chance Swords are cooler anyway |
  Don't worry about being lame now, you were always lame anyway!  |
| Two and a half minutes squirming on top of a girl and now I can never have magical powers. Damn you vagina, you are a fickle mistress. |
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Bobby2Hands said: Two and a half minutes squirming on top of a girl and now I can never have magical powers. Damn you vagina, you are a fickle mistress. Technically there are other gateways to power that the vagina can grant thee my son. If you have intercourse with a female on a full moon whilst she is having her moon blood or sumthin you can become a vampire. Like, a majestic sparkly vampire like Edward Cullen. That is exactly how he got his powers in Twilight. If the whole wizard thing doesn't work out, I am going to become an undead. |
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| 5 years and I will. While this is sad, let me have that Dress Break. |
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| Give me 5 years and I will be because I will never lose my virginity, I gave up on that dream ages ago. |
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Soverign said: What if I prefer to be a leather-clad vampire-hunting daywalker vampire like Blade?Bobby2Hands said: Two and a half minutes squirming on top of a girl and now I can never have magical powers. Damn you vagina, you are a fickle mistress. Technically there are other gateways to power that the vagina can grant thee my son. If you have intercourse with a female on a full moon whilst she is having her moon blood or sumthin you can become a vampire. Like, a majestic sparkly vampire like Edward Cullen. That is exactly how he got his powers in Twilight. If the whole wizard thing doesn't work out, I am going to become an undead.  |
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| Not yet, but I'll make sure to report back to you in 10 years! |
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swirlydragon said: It's a meme on the internet, but I guess you already know about it. If you don't, then let me explain:- The 30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard is an Internet legend stating that a person can be endowed with magical powers and become a "wizard" if they reach the age of 30 without engaging in sexual intercourse. Well then, did any of you acquire magical powers? If intercourse means insertion then I am 4 years away from being born as a wizard . In other scenerio I lost mines when I was 5. |
| It's Weebzard tbh cuz weeb stuffs are replacing my personal data and photos in my phone ever since I've been watching anime regularly and active on forums. |
  "Self respect is the greatest gift we can give to our self" |
| I gave away my v-card at 17, so, nope. |
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| I'm not a wizard, I'm a salmon. I mated and then died. |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| can't relate; lost virginity at birth as i was inside my mother |
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| I don’t even remember when I lost my chance but I did considering the fact I’m engaged. |
  ♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
| I'm only a wizard when I'm drunk. Otherwise, wishful thinkin! |
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| Oh hell yeah I did! My magic power is making money disappear. |
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| Sadly I wasted my vcard in 2009 so even if I'm not 30 I already lost the rights to inherit wizardry |
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| That ship sailed four years ago. Can't look forward to any powers unfortunately. |
Take care of yourself |
| That screenshot is from Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai.. No but I can see ghosts and spirits now like Natsume Reiko, after I stopped talking to people  |
ryo-sanSep 9, 2023 3:41 AM
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One year to go, but after my last post, I think I've already reached the Wizard stage lol... That must be why my posts on MAL are getting more convoluted every day... |
   There is only one truth in this world かわいいは正義 Also, robots are your friends ✿❀(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ⋆˚✿˖° Check our anime affinity, Senpai! Fellow cute girl lovers FR accepted. Watch NGNL, ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ you bastard~~desu Yuri is life. Now, break a sweat. ★May the stars shine upon you.★ |
| My wizard status begins in 3 years. I already have sage powers. |
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| I lost my virginity when my pp touched my mom's vagina at birth. |
No, this isn't my signature. |
| Yet another bait thread. I wonder why anyone falls for these baits lol? |
| Here is my Pixiv account of my hentai drawings..... https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/104739065 Here is my blog.... https://theendofindustrialcivilization.blogspot.com/?m=1 |
| Somebody has been watching too much Harry Potter. |
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| In 4 to 5 years, I'll either acquire the magic powers or I won't. As for now, when I look at my own situation, I think I'm pretty damn safe. Probably not many people care but I'll update you when the time comes. |
| I heard there was an anime for this meme |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute     |
| I am waking up every day, throwing on a robe and pair of shades, and deciding, "Yep, I’m madao now." |
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