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Mar 3, 2015 10:12 PM

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Poitato said:
WHAT THE FUCK, she said she wouldn't tell anyone.

Damn, sorry you had to find out this way then. She said everyone knew already.
Mar 3, 2015 10:16 PM

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Astros477 said:
Poitato said:
WHAT THE FUCK, she said she wouldn't tell anyone.

Damn, sorry you had to find out this way then. She said everyone knew already.


You must be some sort of mutant bro. I lose all interest in all sex related things after orgasm/ejaculation. It's like being a monk. The Japanese have a word for this it's called:

http://www.jlect.com/entry/2891/kenjataimu-kenjataimu/
Mar 3, 2015 10:19 PM

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NudeBear said:
You must be some sort of mutant bro. I lose all interest in all sex related things after orgasm/ejaculation. It's like being a monk. The Japanese have a word for this it's called:

http://www.jlect.com/entry/2891/kenjataimu-kenjataimu/

I like how they reference sages in the actual definition lol. You just have to be really excited and overly sensitive.
Mar 3, 2015 10:30 PM

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NudeBear said:
Astros477 said:

Damn, sorry you had to find out this way then. She said everyone knew already.


You must be some sort of mutant bro. I lose all interest in all sex related things after orgasm/ejaculation. It's like being a monk. The Japanese have a word for this it's called:

http://www.jlect.com/entry/2891/kenjataimu-kenjataimu/



that made me laugh quite a bit. "State of enlightenment"
Mar 3, 2015 10:36 PM
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If I could have chosen, it'd be with someone kind, pretty and experienced. Not necessarily someone I have feelings for, because the first time is... Well... Unique.
Mar 3, 2015 11:17 PM

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Poitato said:
NudeBear said:


You must be some sort of mutant bro. I lose all interest in all sex related things after orgasm/ejaculation. It's like being a monk. The Japanese have a word for this it's called:

http://www.jlect.com/entry/2891/kenjataimu-kenjataimu/



that made me laugh quite a bit. "State of enlightenment"


That's why I always rub one out right before I make an important decision.
Mar 3, 2015 11:25 PM
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i cannot choose anymore, i already lost my virginity long long time ago
Mar 3, 2015 11:27 PM

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NudeBear said:
That's why I always rub one out right before I make an important decision.

While meditating under a waterfall in a trance?
Mar 3, 2015 11:29 PM

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Astros477 said:
NudeBear said:
That's why I always rub one out right before I make an important decision.

While meditating under a waterfall in a trance?


why would I? all i need is a wank for a kenjataimu
Mar 3, 2015 11:30 PM
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but if im still a virgin and can choose then i will go with my current favorite pornstar Madison Ivy (get well soon)
Mar 3, 2015 11:32 PM

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Still no one. Maybe Steven Patrick Morrissey.
Mar 3, 2015 11:34 PM

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j0x said:
but if im still a virgin and can choose then i will go with my current favorite pornstar Madison Ivy (get well soon)


that might be possible. I remember seeing a "fuck a fan" thingy on pornhub sometime ago. I don't know if it's actually a thing.
Mar 3, 2015 11:34 PM

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NudeBear said:
why would I? all i need is a wank for a kenjataimu

To obtain Nirvana.
Mar 3, 2015 11:36 PM
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NudeBear said:
j0x said:
but if im still a virgin and can choose then i will go with my current favorite pornstar Madison Ivy (get well soon)


that might be possible. I remember seeing a "fuck a fan" thingy on pornhub sometime ago. I don't know if it's actually a thing.


never been on pornhub i only torrent porn on thepiratebay, but if that is true then those fans are lucky
Mar 3, 2015 11:37 PM

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I've already lost mine. I don't regret losing it to the girl I lost it to either.
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Mar 3, 2015 11:40 PM

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Too late for that. But probably wouldn't change the person I lost my virginity with.


Mar 3, 2015 11:59 PM

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My waifu <3
Mar 4, 2015 12:04 AM

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j0x said:
but if im still a virgin and can choose then i will go with my current favorite pornstar Madison Ivy (get well soon)
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Mar 4, 2015 12:05 AM

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op's mom

Mar 4, 2015 12:17 AM

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Uh.. well if I had a do-over I'd tell my 14 year old self getting a girl pregnat is much much much harder than sex-ed made it out to be. So I'd lose it to the girl I was with at the time.
Mar 4, 2015 12:18 AM
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One time I was watching this MTV mini- segment where Snooki revealed that how she wished she had lose her virginity to her fiance' rather than a guy she encountered when she was young using a plastic wrap as a contraceptive. I was shocked that even people you considered as a "party animal" or any adjective/adverbs you could add towards her can be sentimental at sometimes. That inspired me (not to be like snooki) to let someone pop my cherry in with the right person,Hopefully future husband and he is still a mystery *sigh*

Personally, Im just so tired about the idea of many experiences it drives me nuts >.< haha
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Mar 4, 2015 12:37 AM
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If I could lose it again, I would probably had done it sober and with someone I liked and trusted. But I don't really regret it, I don't use the term 'virginity'.


Mar 4, 2015 12:38 AM
*hug noises*

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my waifu
Mar 4, 2015 2:43 AM

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For most people, you do get to choose who you lose your virginity to.
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Mar 4, 2015 2:45 AM

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the one behind the one in twenty one and one
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Mar 4, 2015 3:13 AM

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Jessie's girl or Stacy's mum.
Mar 4, 2015 3:47 AM

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I lost mine to my current boyfriend and although it wasn't anything groundbreaking, I felt safe and comfortable. As I think of it at later time, ít could have gone better, been more romantic, and the guy shouldn't have started to be an ass later, but at that moment it was good for me.
Mar 4, 2015 3:56 AM

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quentariel said:
I lost mine to my current boyfriend and although it wasn't anything groundbreaking, I felt safe and comfortable. As I think of it at later time, ít could have gone better, been more romantic, and the guy shouldn't have started to be an ass later, but at that moment it was good for me.


Well, that's heart-breaking.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
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Mar 4, 2015 4:32 AM

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Someone who I'll forever be in good terms with.

Mar 4, 2015 4:57 AM

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Already lost it to someone named School and Exams.
Mar 4, 2015 5:00 AM

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Someone i have feelings for or someone really attractive. I mean, you can't resist them.
Mar 4, 2015 5:09 AM

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I really don't have physical feelings for anyone around me.

So I'll just say someone who loves me.
Mar 4, 2015 5:39 AM

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aww man so many quality threads on MAL lately and i'm too busy :(
Mar 4, 2015 6:11 AM
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I wish I would have waited and given my virginity to my current SO.
Mar 4, 2015 6:13 AM
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My mom will choose that person for me and after the arrange marriage goes well I can lose my virginity.
Mar 4, 2015 12:48 PM
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To the hottest guy on MAL XD
Mar 4, 2015 12:49 PM

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BunnyMe said:
To the hottest guy on MAL XD
yo poeticjustice! We got a live one!
Mar 4, 2015 12:52 PM
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Syrup- said:
BunnyMe said:
To the hottest guy on MAL XD
yo poeticjustice! We got a live one!

What? O_O
Mar 4, 2015 12:55 PM

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Most definitely Taylor Swift
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Mar 4, 2015 2:58 PM

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Mar 4, 2015 3:01 PM
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Milky_way1886 said:
Most definitely Taylor Swift

I would stay away from her, she might wright a song afterwords.


Mar 4, 2015 3:01 PM

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Pretty surprised that noone mentioned Mayuka :P

As for me, huh... My waifu, i guess (◡‿◡✿)
Mar 4, 2015 3:02 PM

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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
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Mar 4, 2015 3:06 PM

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Syrup- said:
I really wish I could say I don't care but the wife I'll have someday probably would.

How sweet
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Mar 4, 2015 3:07 PM

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I would take mine back from that whore in high school, and give it to an actual whore.
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Mar 4, 2015 3:08 PM

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BunnyMe said:
To the hottest guy on MAL XD

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Mar 4, 2015 3:11 PM
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I'd prefer for it to be someone who I'm married to and happy to be with, but that seems quite unprobable so anyone as long as I don't wake up with Gonorrhea.
Mar 4, 2015 3:19 PM

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virgin Mary
Mar 4, 2015 3:35 PM

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Never really thought about it. Maybe Olivia Wilde? Or any of the fine ladies of MAL.
Also, I'm not gay or anything, but if I was, which I'm not, then Matt Bomer.

If we're talking anime, maybe Sinon from SAO. That 360 no scope she did actually made me go, "mmmmmm."
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Mar 4, 2015 3:36 PM

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My waifu~
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