| From watching anime I've learned so much about wooing. 1. Accidental groping Once they feel your touch they'll be craving more 2. Be tsun tsun Call them a baka a lot and you'll be having your happy ending in no time 3. For Guys - Be beta Every MC is usually a wimp with no redeeming qualities, females love this 4. For Girls - Be either a loli or a busty gal There's only 2 types of men out there so your best choice is one or the other 5. For Guys - Be Alpha Having a mind controlling power or super intelligence really helps 6. Be beautiful/handsome Simple As I'm sure most of this is not true I'd like MAL's expert opinion. What are ways you woo potential lovers? |
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| u lern a lot frum animu dont u |
| Make a thread on an anime site and ask strangers for help. |
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| Ay bby U Want Sum Fuk? |
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GlassOfJews said: u lern a lot frum animu dont u That's not a helpful response. |
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| ey gurl is ur father retarded? cus ur special |
LashLethal said: There is no one answer, every person is different. That's the point of the thread, so everybody can explain their foolproof methods of women slaying. Here's what you do. You take her out to a movie, right? Could be any movie, doesn't really matter. Sit anywhere, preferably in the best lit, front most area of seats. You will want as many people as possible to see how much of a smooth operator you are. First, start watching the movie like any other normal day. After twenty minutes, it's time. Stretch, but do not put your arm behind her back, that's fucking beta shit. You're going to want to stretch, make it seem like it's going across her shoulders, and put it on the armrest. She should be thoroughly confused, just as planned. Here's where the real solid snake techniques come in. Every ten minutes you move you're arm one and three quarter centimeters toward her leg. Eventually, assuming you picked a longer movie and not a short one like an asshole, you should reach your destination. If she accepts the hand, you are in. This boys, is how to properly woo women. |
Artifice- said: Here's what you do. You take her out to a movie, right? Could be any movie, doesn't really matter. Sit anywhere, preferably in the best lit, front most area of seats. You will want as many people as possible to see how much of a smooth operator you are. First, start watching the movie like any other normal day. After twenty minutes, it's time. Stretch, but do not put your arm behind her back, that's fucking beta shit. You're going to want to stretch, make it seem like it's going across her shoulders, and put it on the armrest. She should be thoroughly confused, just as planned. Here's where the real solid snake techniques come in. Every ten minutes you move you're arm one and three quarter centimeters toward her leg. Eventually, assuming you picked a longer movie and not a short one like an asshole, you should reach your destination. If she accepts the hand, you are in. This boys, is how to properly woo women. That's...ingenious! I must remember this the next time I go to see a movie. |
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| I myself lock them in a pantry or a basement and chain them up until they love me. I <3 Stockholm Syndrome |
| "Dakimakura aren't meant for fucking." -Moog, January 2015 When a site's moderators warn you for condemning a troll, you know their moderators need to be changed out. |
| Just comes natural really, most of the time I'm just myself and friendly too them, the complicated girls who don't like it when you act nice to them and want to feel like dirt and want that you treat them like shit are too difficult for me.. I want an easy one that want you to be friendly. |
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| Well I find the most effective method is this one, it involves three stages. 1) you must first introduce yourself indirectly to them, that is either join a club they are also in or meet a friend of theirs. anything that eventually makes you two talk to each other. 2) spread rumours about who much you love her and try to act the opposite way by pissing her of, this will make her believe you actually dont like her while the rumours will make her think you do like her hence confusing her feelings. 3)Go in for the kill and rape her by letting her now your true feelings, this must be done in the most dramatic way possible and if possible alone with her. Make sure that this stage is followed exactly three months after the prior stage. Anyway good luck to you and make sure you follow this advice 110%. It works 100% of the time, everytime. |
| I've been here way too long... |
| Girls have to be a childhood friend, that's a easy ticket to victory in 9/10 cases. So basically, as a little girl, try to be friends with as many guys as possible, then when you grow up you can pick out the one with the most money and voila, you're set. Also, under no circumstance be the best girl. Best girl never wins. |
TheConquerer said: rape her |
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, [/i]By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!'' ~Oscar |
| talk to her but at the same time act like you don't care |
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| Give them the head of their crush, that way you declare you love and get rid of the competition at the same time. |
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Kibura_Iburasa said: Give them the head of their crush, that way you declare you love and get rid of the competition at the same time. I like this!!! But seriously just making them laugh and complimenting them when they least expect it seems to work for me. |
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| Put my finger in her mouth and ask if she likes it. |
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Democracy said: But seriously just making them laugh and complimenting them when they least expect it seems to work for me. Thanks for the alpha aproach, but most of us are beta so this won't really help. |
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| Like this (for those who haven't seen it): |
Fui said: So flash them and dance in front of them, balls jiggling, while spreading your coat out?Like this (for those who haven't seen it): |
Baman said: What can I say? It works sometimes.Fui said: So flash them and dance in front of them, balls jiggling, while spreading your coat out?Like this (for those who haven't seen it): |
| Moneyz and listening to their bs life stories. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| I don't. I just fantasize would would happen if we were together and if I had the courage to say something. |
| Wear glasses. |
| WHAT IS THIS |
MrHawkeye said: It always works.Put my finger in her mouth and ask if she likes it. |
| Usually number 6 works the best... that's what I did (do), no joking, every time |
| My Reviews and Rants: http://bunny1ov3r.wordpress.com/ 痛就是爱 |
| I don't think Ill ever come to a point in my life where I use anime for help in a relationship. |
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| Lick my lips 3 times and say, "What's up ma?" Guess that would fall under 6. |
| Chloroform. |
| By feeding her the blood of virgins. |
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| Oldspice |
MrHawkeye said: Put my finger in her mouth and ask if she likes it. *toothbrush |
mayukachan said: MrHawkeye said: Put my finger in her mouth and ask if she likes it. *toothbrush |
eggroll said: this is gr8 adviceshow ur feet thanks bb i lern alot frum u |
Causation said: lmaomayukachan said: *toothbrush |
FragOutFire said: Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain. We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us |
| I tell her I have a very cool MAL account |
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Non-Lewd-Sama said: but that's going to scare her awayI tell her I have a very cool MAL account |
Artifice- said: LashLethal said: There is no one answer, every person is different. That's the point of the thread, so everybody can explain their foolproof methods of women slaying. Here's what you do. You take her out to a movie, right? Could be any movie, doesn't really matter. Sit anywhere, preferably in the best lit, front most area of seats. You will want as many people as possible to see how much of a smooth operator you are. First, start watching the movie like any other normal day. After twenty minutes, it's time. Stretch, but do not put your arm behind her back, that's fucking beta shit. You're going to want to stretch, make it seem like it's going across her shoulders, and put it on the armrest. She should be thoroughly confused, just as planned. Here's where the real solid snake techniques come in. Every ten minutes you move you're arm one and three quarter centimeters toward her leg. Eventually, assuming you picked a longer movie and not a short one like an asshole, you should reach your destination. If she accepts the hand, you are in. This boys, is how to properly woo women. wow, that's pretty corny. A movie is very unoriginal and does not give you the proper platform to 'woo' a woman. You want a first date to be at a place where you can talk and get to know each other (i.e. Dinner, coffee, beach, bike ride, etc). |
Poitato said: Or roofies.Chloroform. great moments in hookup history: |
| staring and then looking away as soon as we make eye contact. Hasn't worked yet but I get the feeling that persistence is key to success |
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eggroll said: ^ <3show ur feet |
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| Boobs, tsundere, yamato nadeshiko. Best combination. |
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