Have you ever had trouble spotting a bottom-of-the-barrel title? Finding the product of studio algorithm, where the intent is solely that of a product and nothing more? Shows with as much integrity as a used car salesman with a tacky poker-dot tie, or as much validity as McDonald's promoting "health" through thinly cut apple slices and a bottle of processed milk? Hogwash that pretends to have artistic merit? And if so, would you like to sift through bottom-tier anime before so much as letting it occupy time on your media device? If you've answered yes to this, here are some quick tips to help you
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▸Is there a typical school setting? ☑
▸Is the protagonist a pussy magnet? ☑
▸Is there a beach or hot spring episode? ☑
▸Is there a love interest story that goes nowhere? ☑
▸Is there unnecessary fanservice in the cover photo? ☑
▸Is the lead easily flustered by anything involving females? ☑
▸Does it go from tensionless fights to school rom-com at the drop of a hat? ☑
▸Is there some kind of a pussy beta-male protagonist with a "unique"/hax superpower? ☑
▸Is there a lot of instances where your lead is viewed as a pervert due to stupid misunderstandings? ☑
▸Is there at least one obligatory scene where this meta-male either walks in on a girl changing or accidentally gropes them? ☑
If you answered "yes" to most, if not, all of those, then congrats! You've just found yourself a mouth-breather tier anime title. Either that or you've accidentally watched this piece of garbage, Absolute Duo. Absolute Duo does absolutely nothing new. It's the same cookie-cutter assembly-line product regurgitated yearly from the anime industry. With a few slight tweaks here and there, and a fresh coat of paint to mask the stench of unoriginality, these titles are excreted out by the dozen on constant demand. Absolute Duo is just another statistic.
Why bother writing a compelling narrative when excessive info-dumps and monologuing could do the trick? Why bother to make something with a modicum of artistic expression when you would just flash a few pantsu to win over mouth-breathers? Why bother trying when the audience being pandered to don't even demand anything more? It's hard not to be sardonic about titles like these, especially when the problem stems far deeper than simply "the studio's fault." And in the case of Duo, what we have here is a symptom of audience complacency. Here's a world that exists byways of audience participation to do all the legwork for it. The show doesn't try because it's effectively harvested a viewership that doesn't expect it to.
The world of Absolute Duo is that of a dystopian future. A detail that's rendered entirely pointless given that it all takes place in a high school setting, with the purpose of even addressing the nature of the world's construct only coming to play to allow these teens the ability to wield supernatural weaponry—no, that's not a joke, the show is really that lazy. And as is the tradition for these kinds of stories, we're given hints of a manipulative government faction. We're given hints at a budding school romance. We're given hints that the powers in the show have something more behind its mechanics than what's being told. We're given hints at a troubled backstory for our protagonist. We're given A LOT of hints but that's all, as this is yet another "read the manga" kind of title, where its entire purpose of existing hints towards being an advertisement for the source material. An ugly-looking, drably produced advertisement at that.
The color placement is flat. Its environment evenly lit, like the backlight of a computer monitor or the glow of a tracing table. This is an anime that can't be bothered with the trivial task of having a personality. It would much rather slouch about. Cardboard cutout characters designed with no discernable feature from its usual counterparts. Personalities equally as stock-piled, their behavior as lackluster as the color choices used to bring them to life. Not a single characteristic that expresses passion. Just a heartless product pumped out by the iron presses of a studio machine looking to make a quick profit with as little effort as possible.
It's hard to find anything here worth mentioning, as the only thing interesting about Duo is just how much it manages to fail. All you simply have to do is look at all the genres it's supposedly made up of and see it misses the mark with all of them:
▸It doesn't work as a school title since the school is just a backdrop and was never truly utilized.
▸It doesn't work as a romance since nothing ever happens between the main love interest and the protagonist.
▸It doesn't work as an action title since the fight sequences were barely animated with any sort of energy or dynamics.
▸It doesn't work as a supernatural show since none of the power mechanics or lore gets fleshed out beyond face value.
▸It doesn't work as a harem since the protagonist is a typical beta-male that freezes up at the thought of a woman's touch.
▸It doesn't work as an ecchi title since it's not titillating, made worse when titles like Queen's Blade exists with amazing "plot."
This is a title that quite literally fails at everything it attempts to cover, and as such, I can't see how this could be anything less than a waste of 4 hours of your life.
Overall: Duo/10
Absolute Duo is Absolute Garbage. It's a cheaply made cash-grab that serves no other purpose than selling the source material it's adapted from. A quick glimpse into the ugly side of the entertainment industry, showing just how far a studio is willing to compromise its principals to make a quick buck.
Alternative Titles
Japanese: アブソリュート・デュオ
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Type:
TV
Episodes:
12
Status:
Finished Airing
Aired:
Jan 4, 2015 to Mar 22, 2015
Premiered:
Winter 2015
Broadcast:
Sundays at 20:30 (JST)
Licensors:
Funimation
Studios:
8bit
Source:
Light novel
Duration:
24 min. per ep.
Rating:
R - 17+ (violence & profanity)
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Your Feelings Categories Mar 24, 2015
Have you ever had trouble spotting a bottom-of-the-barrel title? Finding the product of studio algorithm, where the intent is solely that of a product and nothing more? Shows with as much integrity as a used car salesman with a tacky poker-dot tie, or as much validity as McDonald's promoting "health" through thinly cut apple slices and a bottle of processed milk? Hogwash that pretends to have artistic merit? And if so, would you like to sift through bottom-tier anime before so much as letting it occupy time on your media device? If you've answered yes to this, here are some quick tips to help you
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Jan 26, 2015
The writers might as well take out the "duo" and slap in "harem" instead cuz duo just isn't cutting it.
A bland anime with some generic harem characters. Absolute duo may seem like your average action/harem anime, because it is. Story: 2/10 First off let me remind you that the plot is set in a world far, far away where girls possess all the cup sizes from A to Z cups. So don't be suprised if they turn out to be the only thing worth watching in the whole show. Absolute Duo is about your average male protagonist who gains a special power and wants to seek ... Mar 22, 2015
Yeah! This is my first review of Winter 2015. Oh yeah. Before I get on with the review just let me put some more nails in the coffin which now lies the ecchi jokes. Excuse me for a second.
Ok. I'm done. STORY (2): Absolute Duo or Absolute Hatred follows these two bland characters by the name of Tor Kokonoe & Julie Sigtuna who attend Koryo Academy where they are trained in combat skills using Blaze. Blaze are supernatural weapons that suit different combat skills. Let me tell you that I have 0 expectations when going into this anime. The concept is boring and it is an ... Mar 23, 2015
(This has been adapted from my reddit thread)
Wanting to be stronger is something that a lot of people strive for. And that isn't just in the sense of lifting weights to tone one's muscles. There is strength of mind in the form of intelligence or strength of spirit in having the courage to do what's right. But no matter its form, strength isn't something that is easily obtained. Hardship and difficulties are what give shape to such strength, and subsequently determine what strength is ultimately earned. This is what Absolute Duo tries to convey, but without much strength to support even itself. STORY Absolute Duo follows young ... Mar 23, 2015
In the ocean of generic harems that we've been all been graced by the last few years, here we finally have a show that breaks free of all those bonds and- ...no sorry, Absolute Duo is just yet another one of them from start to finish. After the hilarious trainwreck that Studio 8bit presented with their adaptation of Grisaia no Kajitsu last season, you'd think that at least they couldn't make anything worse right afterwards but you may very well argue that they did. Admittedly I don't think anyone had very high expectations on Absolute Duo in comparison, but that still doesn't change the fact
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Apr 9, 2015
"It was like a scene from a teen movie" -K (except it was four and a half hours long)
Preface: Absolute Duo is what we call least common denominator entertainment. It takes _trite_ and true tropes from a hundred other anime that are equally as generic and cliché, slaps a fresh coat of paint on (and some nasty 90s looking 3D CGI), some new names, and the semblance of a plot, all nicely wrapped up in used toilet paper for your viewing (dis)pleasure. Inspid to the max, somebody dug up some long forgotten, rotting corpse of a moe-harem-action plot from underneath the dumpster outside and said ... Mar 23, 2015
TL;DR An utterly bland, by the numbers fantasy harem romance that feels like it only exists because there was a hole in a schedule that needed plugging. Don't bother.
To my mind, there are three types of bad show. There's the ones that sincerely think they are good, but end up being terrible. There are those that would have been good if their initial ambition had only been matched by their ability to realise it. & then there are those that just don't care enough to make the effort. Absolute Duo, sadly, is the last of these. After a brief prologue that foreshadows a possible conflict ... Apr 3, 2015
So because my last Review was deleted due to 1: it being out too early and 2: too many (NEEDED) cure words, I'll try to put out another, because I've seen some positive reviews around and I will NOT ALLOW THIS TO STAND.
Beware of what is easily the absolute worst anime this year. Every "Absolute"-Pun from here on is unintended. Imagine ANY generic harem Anime with super power. Done? Good. That's ALL you need to know about Absolute Duo. You just imagined EVERYTHING there is to it. It has a bland Protagonist with slapped on "tragic past" who's too cool for everything with a cast of big-boobed clones ... Mar 24, 2015
Okay, to start this review off. This anime could have been better if the plot actually made any sense at all. This story starts off with the main character, Tor. Hes the average main character in a harem. He is very similar to most harems that involve some sort of ability or super power out there. He meets girls, tries to protect them, then fails. Then throughout the anime(like most other stories) he magically(duh, this anime involves magic) gets stronger in less than a week, very awkward tbh. This first few episode got off to a goodish~ start(but in all honesty, I wanted Imari to
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Feb 5, 2017
Absolute Duo is absolutely terrible. It’s been a long time since I’ve watched an anime series and gone an entire 12 episodes without being able to pinpoint at least one positive aspect. Not only does the plot suffer from being predictable and translucent, but the amount of money grabbing fanservice littering every ounce of substance is beyond upsetting. The premise on its own is promising, but the series ends up drowning in its own inadequacies left and right, leading to a dissapointment for the ages.
Unassuming teenage protagonist? -Check Random beach episode? -Check Barely post-pubescent characters with jiggly titties? -Check Unnecessary lolli panty shots? -Check A horribly cast English dub? ... Mar 25, 2015
Absolute duo is about students who have weapons of the soul called blazes. Blazes can only hurt the soul..... At this point you already wonder how bad the show is going to be with such childish characteristics.
Story: The plot is average. It isn't very well developped and it doesn't feel smooth at all, rather it sometimes feels a bit far-fetched. We have a bunch of kids getting involved into dangerous scenarios with adults which are close to non-existant. Moreover, you get a sort of dramatic feel on the first episode since everyone has to sacrifice something but that gets shattered to pieces later on because why ... Mar 23, 2015
Absolute Duo is better off known as Absolute Bullshit because that is just what it is. From the synopsis and the opening, you're expecting something awesome then when you watch it after the first episode, you're like: The fuck is this shit?
First off, if you don't know by now, Absolute Duo revolves around Kokonoe Tor who is seeking revenge for those he lost to some stranger--who is never named. He awakens his power as an Exceed (hmm Fairy Tail rip much?) which allows him to manifest his soul into a weapon which turns out to be a shield. How the hell does ... Dec 2, 2023
So we're diving into the whole Harem and Ecchi vibe here. Don't expect some epic story or deep character stuff, theres not really a huge development. Its more about chuckling a bit and a fan service party. Not the go-to if you're hunting for a mind-blowing plot or characters evolving into something super profound. There's a cool factor in how the characters throw around their unique talents. If you're all about "cool" visuals mixing it up with some spicy scenes and a bit of a harem twist, this could be something you can enjoy. It's like a slight visual treat with that extra side of
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Mar 26, 2015
I will start with the bottomline for this anime: I have lost the count of how many animes with this same plot I have seen. Even if the technical part is fine (not amazing but also not bad) the overused plot, the extremely plain characters and the abuse of overacted emotions make this anime deserve a 4/10.
Story (2/10) As I said, the story is just painful to see. The typical high school of superpowers and the typical bad guy. The plot is extremely predictable, not surprises at all. Furthermore they tried to add some complexity, making it worse, because things aren't explained at all. Besides, the ... Jun 4, 2015
I didn't really care for this anime. It pretty much felt like a typical generic harem. The characters were nothing special, with pretty much one cliche after another. The first half was somewhat enjoyable, but I found myself struggling to finish the last 4 episodes because it was so bland to me. The fight scenes were not that great either. I did like the opening and endings though, they were pretty sick.
Mar 23, 2015
I decided to actually watch this all the way through. Now that I have seen every episode I can say for certain that they misspelled Shit as Duo. Cause the show is Absolute Shit.
Now if you enjoy watching poor sound quality, shitty fighting scenes, story that makes you cringe, and dumb characters. Then this is the show for you. However, if you want to not waste your time. I can just tell you not to watch this thing. If you are going to watch this though; I suggest ripping out your eyes and destroying your hearing first for best quality: Not seeing or hearing this ... Apr 27, 2016
TL;DR Review
MC is a huge bitch and spergs out at most moments of female contact regardless of how much exposure he's had. MC is also a special snowflake but not a god-like being. Cast doesn't immediately fall for MC so there's a plus side to it. Story is weak, romance is a bit weak, sound is okay; only decent enjoyment comes from main female lead and Muscles Other positive notes: - MC isn't completely a tool - MC Isn't a god nor an angsty/edgy little shit - Supporting cast has a slight hint of personality; especially Muscles - Not every bitch wants MC's dick immediately for no reason ... Apr 6, 2015
This is the classic bate and switch. When I first saw the OP I was intrigued. Not that every great OP belongs to a great series, but it made me want to watch more. I watched the first few episodes with excitement, finding myself excited every monday for a new episode. Then it all just started fading away. Episode after episode became boring and uninspired. By the end, it became a chore I wasn't looking forward to anymore. I returned hoping it would redeem itself but I was just happy it was over by the final episode.
Story: I don't really know what to say ... Oct 21, 2015
So much potential. So much wasted.
The art style, OSTs, and opening wasn't that bad. In fact I rather liked them. The beginning captivated my interest a little as well. Sure, it was your kind of typical school setting with magical powers and such (*ahem* angel beats *ahem*), but I thought I could get over it. The twist making students fight each other got me too, admittedly. I didn't think it would be too bad. Wrong. Beyond episode 2, everything just spirals into a pitfall. There was close to 0 character development, and the existing bit was overly-cliched. WAY over-cliched. And story? Don't get me started on story. ... Apr 11, 2023
This anime embodies what the non-anime watchers think anime is: cute girls, bunny-girls, harem, basic mc, and tons of fan service...Save your time and don't watch this.
I first saw a picture of the female lead and I thought she was charming with her white-haired, pink-eyes, and overpowered abilities. Thus, I decided to give this anime a watch. I must say, the idea of the anime isn't terrible. I do enjoy watching an overpowered pair dominating their universe together but, there is too much fan service to take the show seriously and it knows. There was world-building somewhere, but it's barely relevant lol. Plus, it's not ... |


