Overview:
Nearly every review of JoJo 2012 praises it as a MASTERPIECE, because it represents a triumphant return for the macho manly anime of the past. I have a slightly different perspective than most critics on MAL, so unsurprisingly my conclusion was a little different as well. If I was born between 1995 and 2000 and grew up during the "sparkling kawaii desu moe" era of anime where every male protagonist is a whiny pussy, I too would be inclined to give Jojo a 10/10 out of sheer novelty alone. However, I was born in the 1980s and I actually remember the GAR days of manly
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anime. In the 1990s, you watched anime largely by going to the video store and renting whatever anime was available. Almost ALL of it was cheaply licensed, ultraviolent OVAs from the late 80s and early 90s. Were those anime better? Well believe it or not...no, not really. There were indeed some awesome anime like Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken), but for every Fist of the North Star there was absolute garbage like: Genocyber, Violence Jack, MD Geist, Mad Bull 34, Angel Cop, etc. Simply being macho didn't make an anime good by default back in the 1990s, and that shouldn't be any different today! I am going to look at Jojo from a fair and objective view rather then simply heap praise on it based on principle alone.
Story and Characters: 6/10
(SPOILERS!)
The 2012 JoJo anime adapts the first 2 arcs of the manga, so this is the JoJo series you should watch first sequentially! JoJo is about the Joestar family and their epic feats of badassery over the generations. The first generation of Joestar asskicking takes place in Victorian England with Jonathan Joestar, whom I will call Johnny JoJo. The dumbass father of Johnny JoJo decides to adopt the blatantly evil son of a man who "saved his life" when he had a carriage accident. Even though it is later revealed that papa Joestar knew that Brando was a dishonest man and wasn't actually trying to save him, he adopts Dio anyway and continuously believes Dio over his own son despite the fact that Dio may as well have "evil" tattooed on his forehead. Dio is a 1 dimensional bully who exists to make Johnny JoJo miserable, steal his father's affection, and ultimately try steal his inheritance. Dio will perform some act of over the top evil like brutally murder Johnny's dog, and papa Joestar will instantly believe Dio's side of the story, simply to frustrate the viewers. This is like that Spongebob episode where Spongebob adopts an evil lamprey as a pet and keeps blaming the obviously innocent Gary the snail whenever anything goes wrong. The difference is that JoJo isn't a comedy cartoon for small children. It is a Shonen demographic anime that actually expects us to take this seriously! Johnny JoJo discovers that Dio is attempting to poison his father and inherit the fortune, so he goes to find the poison shop where Dio has been purchasing his product. Johnny JoJo proves Dio is guilty, but Dio uses a mystical artifact Johnny has been studying to transform himself into a vampire and start wrecking shit. Dio kills papa Joestar and seemingly gets killed in turn by Johnny, but it turns out Dio survived and wants to create a vampire army to take over the world. Johnny takes some mystical martial arts training to unleash sunlight with punches (just go with it) and goes on a crusade to take out Dio. Unfortunately, that son of a bitch simply won't stay down and eventually Johnny must sacrifice his own life in manly fashion to save his wife and unborn child.
I'm going to come right out and say it, Dio is a SHIT excuse for a villain. There are many things that can make a great villain: complex motivations, based on a historical figure, or even being extremely evil in an interesting fashion that is fun and frightening to watch. Dio is a cliche bully archetype that gets turned into a vampire, then decides to take over the world because he wasn't already cliche enough. In a way, Dio does remind me of the villains from oldschool GAR anime like: the bullies in Genocyber that randomly decide to rape a homeless child, or the bully in Devilman who decides to butcher the class bunnies for no reason. However, those bullies were quickly and brutally dispatched because that kind of character isn't very interesting. They exist to piss off the audience and grant a cathartic revenge fantasy when they get killed. Dio just lingers on and on like a sulfurous fart that won't go away. Johnny JoJo is a gentlemen and a badass, but his character depth never goes beyond that. He doesn't have a strong internal struggle or ambiguous goals or anything that makes complex character. I know that isn't the point of JoJo, but a show aimed at older audiences should probably try to have SOME level of complexity unless the action is so awesome it doesn't matter. However, JoJo isn't a non-step action violence fest like Hellsing Ultimate. JoJo actually does take a LOT of time to focus on plot and characters, which is why it is disappointing that the plot isn't very good and the characters are paper thin archetypes.
After a decent but certainly not masterful arc 1, we get to see the adventures of Johnny JoJo's grandson: Joey JoJo. Joey JoJo must go to Mexico to fight against the evil vampires that created the mystical mask from part 1. He teams up with the grandson of one his grandfather's old allies along with a surprisingly friendly Nazi dude named Rudol Von Stroheim. I guess the writer of JoJo meant to use the name "Rudolph" because "Rudol" isn't even a real German name. Rudol's catchphrase is German (insert whatever) is the best! Characters with goofy catchphrases can work like Korbowitz in Berserk or Armstrong in FMA, but I wasn't really feeling this one. Honestly I just found myself wishing this guy would be replaced with Captain Germany the manly werewolf from Hellsing. This second arc does have some pretty awesome action scenes including Joey JoJo punching the vampire leader into Outer fucking SPACE! However, the plot and characters still come WAY short of being called a masterpiece or anything approaching a masterpiece.
Art: 7/10
The art and animation is heavily stylized and admittedly does a good job creating the look and feel of anime from yesteryear. There are lots of still-shots to recreate the look of cheap animation from the days where anime had extremely limited budgets. There are plenty of "action lines" that the old anime had in abundance especially pre-1990. I think my favorite part of JoJo might actually be the art because it really does recapture and recreate what anime used to look like and now no longer even resembles.
Overall: 6/10
Does JoJo do a decent job capturing what old school anime used to look and feel like? Yeah, and that is why it isn't a bad show. Does being retro make it a masterpiece by default? Absolutely not. The story may not suffer from pointless "tournament arcs" like so many shonen anime, but the plot isn't honestly very good. Like the characters, the plot is very simplistic and doesn't exactly carry JoJo into the realms of truly great anime. The male characters are actually manly and don't resemble either Keitaro Urashima from Love Hina or Shinji Ikari from NGE, the 2 characters that basically convinced anime executives that Otaku identify more with Beta males and completely neutered anime. However, JoJo's mediocre action and old school animation doesn't quite make up for its simplistic and overall lackluster story and characters. At the end of the day, JoJo 2012 is a good anime, but is JUST a good anime. It doesn't nearly deserve the ratings it has received on MAL, or the praise it receives on 4chan. I WOULD recommend it to younger viewers who want to see what old anime was like, but I caution against the kind of blind praise that has already made this anime absurdly overrated.
Alternative Titles
Synonyms: JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken (2012), Battle Tendency, Phantom Blood, Sentou Chouryuu, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure The Animation
Japanese: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険
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Type:
TV
Episodes:
26
Status:
Finished Airing
Aired:
Oct 6, 2012 to Apr 6, 2013
Premiered:
Fall 2012
Broadcast:
Saturdays at 00:30 (JST)
Studios:
David Production
Source:
Manga
Demographic:
Shounen
Duration:
24 min. per ep.
Rating:
R - 17+ (violence & profanity)
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Overview:
Nearly every review of JoJo 2012 praises it as a MASTERPIECE, because it represents a triumphant return for the macho manly anime of the past. I have a slightly different perspective than most critics on MAL, so unsurprisingly my conclusion was a little different as well. If I was born between 1995 and 2000 and grew up during the "sparkling kawaii desu moe" era of anime where every male protagonist is a whiny pussy, I too would be inclined to give Jojo a 10/10 out of sheer novelty alone. However, I was born in the 1980s and I actually remember the GAR days of manly ... Mar 31, 2018
Many people suggested JoJo to me and I probably came to watch it expecting too much. This is a very generic shounen anime, with cool masculine elements added to it. Art is cool (even if I prefer the illustrations made by the author much more than their anime counterpart) and sound too. Story however is poor and the main reason is that characters are poorly written. The first arc features a bland protagonist with absolutely no depth behind his sense of justice and an even less deep villain who has at least a nice character design, but is just evil for the sake of
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Mar 5, 2016
Imagine if Dragon Ball Z was actually good, or if Kill la Kill wasn’t so weird.
I feel sorry for this anime. It takes a stupid, pointless idea and makes the best of it. The world has dozens of stories about macho dudes beating up other macho dudes because they don’t agree with their morals. In the worst cases, these stories are filled with overcomplicated fight systems nobody cares about, and silly monologues. The world of macho dudes who never really die, where time doesn’t exist is a bit tired now. Franchises like Naruto, One Piece and Dragon Ball will outlast the heat death of the universe. ... Jun 8, 2016
JoJo is one of those generic anime--
"Well, I let you know that before your Naruto, Fairy Tail <insert more mainstream Shonen anime> came in, we had JoJo. JoJo is the root of all Shonen (Now Seinen)." Well... Umm... Okay. The show is indeed Bizarre so even though it had its generic moments it's fine, but there are things that I dislike about this show. STORY: If you're still clueless about the story, we follow this guy named JoJo and we follow him through his bizarre adventures. For more information, read the synopsis. written by MAL. If you love Shonen anime, you'll get easily hook by the show, which I ... Aug 19, 2017
[6.0/10]
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Starting reviews with a quote is often cheesy and forced, however, I figure i'd fall in line with the series if I do, so... "Mama Mia!" That was Jojo's Bizarre Adventure's first season and it was indeed bizarre and quite the adventure, with a sprawling cast of characters and two massive arcs that end up giving more than they take. What felt like a generic action shounen, which I am strictly not a fan of, ended up transitioning into something just a little bit more... bizarre. Perhaps not quick enough, though, but the end result here is undeniably fun. I think that's the easiest way to ... Apr 10, 2016
***contains spoilers***
Excuse me if this seems scattered, but my brain is all over the place after watching this. So my story goes like this - after seeing lots of gifs and praise of this anime, i decided to give it a go... And oh boy, i couldn't imagine what i got myself into, guess it wasn't called a "bizarre adventure" for nothing. Let's start with the few good things the anime has - visuals and sound. The visuals are very stylized and amazingly drawn, though the fact that almost every male character looks the same (macho face and body that almost look indistinguishable from eachother) kinda ... Dec 24, 2020
Coming into this show I had very high expectations as everyone who recommended this to me said it was the best show ever and you absolutely must watch. I was very excited and thought it would be an amazing show. Oh how I was wrong.
The intros and art were good and I enjoyed them very much. Sadly, the plot felt lacking. With all the hype this show has surrounding it I expected a much more interesting plot. It did not leave me wanting to come back for more and it took me much longer to finish these 26 episodes than it has taken me to ... May 4, 2018
Overall I really enjoyed this show, but I do think it has some glaring problems.
This season is split in half, with the first part focusing on Jonathan Joestar and the second focusing on Joseph Joestar. I didn’t care much for the first part. Although the elements were there to make it just entertaining enough to sit through, the second part really triumphs over it in a lot of aspects. The first part really only starts picking up after the 3rd episode, after which Hamon is introduced. Only then does the crazy buff fighting dude stuff really start happening, but it was few and farbetween, and the ... Sep 1, 2017
Jojo'S bizarre adventure is a long-running manga series in multiple parts, and this anime right her adapts the first 2 (also the worst 2). For the sake of convenience, I'll split this review in half: Half on part 1 (episode 1-9) and Half on part 2 (episode 10-26).
PART I: PHANTOM BLOOD STORY The story is damn near impossible to explain without you sounding crazy. A buff British guy gets an evil step-brother who becomes a vampire, so he goes on an adventure to learn powers and beat up some dead guys. It's crazy - no it's.... bizarre. If nonsensical surreal humor is your style, you'll probably ... Mar 18, 2024
If you want an anime that doesn't take itself seriously at all including: corny dialogue, silly characters, goofy fight sequences and ass-pulls, I'd say give it a shot. It does these things in a way that didn't leave a sour taste in my mouth because it does these things unapologetically.
For me this part is everything I enjoy, the unapologetic unseriousness and the bizarre situations that come along with it. The pacing does not drag it is one weird situation to the next and you never feel like the characters are talking their heads off because of how funny the cast is, villains included. The ... Feb 1, 2018
I cant put more than 6 because it mixes Phantom Blood with Battle Tendency, and we all know how 'bad' is Phantom Blood part.
The animation is old, the story is basic, fights arent epic yet but the end of the first chapter is pretty interesting. And it's the origin of the story so you have to watch it anyway, and it's only 9 episodes, then you can start have good times with Battle Tendency ;) So basicly i would put almost everything 5- expect Characters for the first part, and everything 7+ for the 2nd part, that's why i put an average of 6. All i have to ... Nov 3, 2019
Part 1
-Bland and boring just sets up for the latter half of the season -Dio is the only thing great about the characters -Jonathon's only personality trait is being manly -The story just felt like your villain of the day archetype and was so boring because you knew the final fight was going to be Dio and it just wasn't gratifying Part 2 -Joseph is a much better protagonist -The misogyny is SOOOOOOOOO real in this half even with a kick-ass female main character -Villains and story overall are better ... Jan 28, 2024
The first 2 parts of JoJo's Bizarre Adventures is one of the good animes I watched. Ofcourse you know it felt really wierd in the beginning, watching the wierd art style and old animation. But you know when the story started to progress it was cool. We don't really see the MC die quite early in a shounen anime. But JoJo did it. The characters were insane. You get to see some insane wierd characters in this anime but you know that insanity makes the story really cool. Just watch it its really cool but don't expect much from the art and animation. I will
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May 21, 2023
Part 1:
This is the pinnacle of masculinity. The entire show is based on the pillars of it, I don’t think I could watch a show with a clearer, simpler definition of manliness. The art and music is fantastic, but the downside is the characters and story, which are usually.. the most important parts. The characters are extremely simple, there is no realness between the fantasy that creates relatable, and it does not even have a compelling story. It is truly, just two guys trying to kill each other for 9 episodes straight. But there are no other major flaws, like bad dialogue or storytelling, which ... Aug 3, 2019
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a phrase that should have an emphasis on the word "Bizarre", because no other word can encapsulate what this show is about.
Does this show have plot? Yes, but mostly no. It is strange in that way, almost... Bizarre. The series has more plot-holes than chain-mail made of rubber bands - it has novelty to same, but serves little to no practical value. Give it a good tug and the whole thing breaks. What are the characters like? Odd. Any semi important character undergoes any and all character development within the first episode they appear, then stagnate throughout the rest of their time ... Mar 4, 2023
I fucking love JoJo, but god damn part 1 just gargles the most gargantuan, hairy and sweaty balls. Part 1 has the most bare bones characters I've ever seen, just about none of them are interesting in the least. Jonathan is so fucking boring to watch, I'd have more fun watching the new coat of paint on my wall dry. Dio is fun to watch for like five minutes before his charm of doing absurd shit just kind of wears off. It moves way too quickly so you hardly have any time to get attached to any of the characters, and most of the scenes
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Dec 4, 2021
[PSA: Though I'm a good few episodes past the end of it, this review was made for Part 1 of JJBA (and not the entire "season" like how Netflix grouped them).] (At the time of writing this review,) I've heard so many people rave about this show, and since (ATM) Stone Ocean's anime just came out, I decided to jump on the bandwagon and see what all this is about. The one thing I was told before starting this series: "Part 1 is pretty slow; Part 3 is where it really picks up." Were they right? I'd absolutely say so. The art is iconic and
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Mar 13, 2021
JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure JoJos Bizarre is a title that has built an immortal fan base due to its immensely individual and questionable bizarre, which I also belong to. And it all started with these 2 parts. An adventure story that extends over several generations and has a Shounen typical main story. It would only be as simple as it sounds. JoJo is not a normal anime as one might imagine. ... Jul 29, 2021
TLDR: Like all of JoJo, don't go into it expecting this amazing plot with amazing characters. JoJo is
just a bunch of WTF is happening, mixed with over the top violence and BS plot twists that tricks you into thinking its a 10/10 story when in fact it's mostly just @$$pulls but since it's JoJo and it's wonky we accept it because why not. Part 1 is extremely underrated! A classic tale of Good vs Evil but it could be a turn off with how textbook defined Johnathan and Dio are, mixed with the fast pacing and the lackluster supporting cast, it could be hard to ... Oct 4, 2020
I've been watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for over 2 years. While part 1 and part 2 are not my favourites, they are decent. Jonathon is an ok JoJo, but Joseph is the best one of the two. However, I don't like Joseph that much compared to the other JoJo's. I won't say that parts 1 and 2 are horrid, but, part 1 one is definitely is dated.
Spoilers for those who haven't watched it: Part 1 is bland, boring, and stale. It does set up the events to come, but it does it in a way that is so dragged out and monotonous that it ... |