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Jan 16, 2010 5:29 AM
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You can't dispute it.

Can you think of any more rules they missed out? How many do you follow yourself? How many woodchucks can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked a woodchuck's woodchuck off Jean Luc Picard's forehead?
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Jan 16, 2010 5:38 AM
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rofl.

"If you READ MY POSTS, you would have gotten all that."

"ill have u no that i am thusly a porfesser of englich at harverd medical scholl and i have won the noble price for grammer 3 yeras in a row"

"It's my fault I didn't realize you were all so dumb you would misinterpret my jokes as insulting and offensive."

Classic.
Jan 16, 2010 5:39 AM
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I think everyone's already aware of this, Cracked.com just makes the extra effort to stick some more stigma onto it.
Jan 16, 2010 5:50 AM
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lololol

number 8 is the best....
Jan 16, 2010 6:03 AM
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I don't think anyone on MAL doesn't to this. If we didn't, then GD wouldn't exist.
Jan 16, 2010 6:21 AM
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tehnominator said:
I don't think anyone on MAL doesn't to this. If we didn't, then GD wouldn't exist.


to*

Seriously bro.
Jan 16, 2010 6:36 AM
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Mister said:
tehnominator said:
I don't think anyone on MAL doesn't to this. If we didn't, then GD wouldn't exist.


to*

Seriously bro.


English is not my number first language.
Jan 16, 2010 6:49 AM
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It was rather entertaining than being sad. I couldn't believe that I read every single one of those arguments up to its end.
Jan 16, 2010 7:43 AM
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Hmm, where have I seen #6 lately...
Jan 16, 2010 7:48 AM

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Been there, done that, and more. XD
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Jan 16, 2010 7:57 AM

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Only done the spelling/grammar one cause it's annoying reading something that doesn't make sense.
Jan 16, 2010 7:58 AM

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Oh well, it still proves to be amusing at times...
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Jan 16, 2010 8:07 AM

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I've been guilty of pretty much all of those, mostly back when I was just a lad on the internet.
Jan 16, 2010 8:32 AM

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LOL #8 was the best.
Jan 16, 2010 8:51 AM

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I lol'ed so hard at 8, especially when I saw "gnome Death Knight".

Jan 16, 2010 10:14 AM

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Too bad they don't have any of Slayer-sama's posts.
Jan 16, 2010 10:41 AM

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The lack of the, "I fucked my sister and decided to tell the entire world about it through the internet" technique is incredibly upsetting.

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Too bad they don't have any of Slayer-sama's posts.
Equally upsetting, but his stuff is deleted so fast it's not likely they'd be able to get them in time :'<

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Jan 16, 2010 10:56 AM

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I'll stick with the work of Dr. Michael C. Labossiere. Even though he provides sort of a beginner's explanation, it works for me. I shouldn't forget to mention that the work of Dr. Kaiserpingvin is very valuable material too.
Jan 16, 2010 11:07 AM

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IMO MAL is starting to lack all these things and just be extremely boring...

Like the only forum topics are:

Do you___?
Y/N

or some topic hardly anyone responds too.

Not very many e-fights in GD. [time to start some?]

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Jan 16, 2010 11:53 AM

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I lol'ed so hard at 8, especially when I saw "gnome Death Knight".


That was hilarious xD My favourite was number ten. Those arguements may be sad, but they're even funnier.

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Jan 16, 2010 11:56 AM

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LOL
8,9 are hilarious :D
Jan 16, 2010 12:22 PM

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I've encountered each of those thousands of time on a forum where I am a moderator, but the one that absolutely kills me is number 3.

Frequently, someone will say something mind-numbingly stupid, and it's RIGHT THERE, for the whole world to read. Yet, they will deny it. One post later. And when I quote that post, they will either continue ignoring it, or come up with an explanation to rival the example in the Cracked article.

However, all of those examples were pretty awesome.
Jan 16, 2010 12:39 PM

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I thought the Hitler joke about him farting dead babies was pretty funny.
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