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Jul 30, 2014 9:50 PM
#1
Because I'm sure I sent one to someone here. Share your experiences. And would you be open for strangers on MAL to send you one (for science)? |
RevelryJul 30, 2014 9:55 PM
Jul 30, 2014 9:51 PM
#2
yea all my fangirls ask me for knotty pix then i tell them no 2d, no care |
Jul 30, 2014 9:51 PM
#3
No, but I wish they would. It would spice up the daily goings on. |
Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
Jul 30, 2014 9:52 PM
#4
Nope, then again I'm fairly new here |
Jul 30, 2014 9:52 PM
#5
I received quite a few several years ago, thankfully, I don't get them anymore. |
Jul 30, 2014 9:56 PM
#7
I've had some stalkers send me some really creepy stuff in the past. Nudes, phone numbers, requests for sexual favors...more nudes... |
Jul 30, 2014 9:56 PM
#8
This is the best one I got Found your SchoolIdol account from one of the song rankings the "Natsuiro Egao de 1, 2, jump!" song and was intrigued by your leader. Tapped it and here I am. Just wanted to say hi and leave this: > I was only nine years old >I loved Maki so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Maki every night, thanking her for the life I have been given >"Maki is love", I say, "Maki is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Maki >I called him a baka > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Maki > I am so happy > She whispers into my ear, "This is my stage" > She grabs me with her powerful cute anime hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Maki > She penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Maki > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against her force > I want to please Maki > She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love > My dad walks in > Maki looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all hentai now" > Maki leaves through my window Maki is love, Maki is life |
Jul 30, 2014 9:57 PM
#9
I wish I got some, would make things more fun!!! We at MAl are introverts, not creepers I assume, this makes a lot less of a change being creeped out I suppose. Edit: Typo |
Jul 30, 2014 10:00 PM
#11
Jul 30, 2014 10:01 PM
#12
NinjaGizmo said: This is the best one I got Found your SchoolIdol account from one of the song rankings the "Natsuiro Egao de 1, 2, jump!" song and was intrigued by your leader. Tapped it and here I am. Just wanted to say hi and leave this: > I was only nine years old >I loved Maki so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Maki every night, thanking her for the life I have been given >"Maki is love", I say, "Maki is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Maki >I called him a baka > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Maki > I am so happy > She whispers into my ear, "This is my stage" > She grabs me with her powerful cute anime hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Maki > She penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Maki > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against her force > I want to please Maki > She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love > My dad walks in > Maki looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all hentai now" > Maki leaves through my window Maki is love, Maki is life wat the hell m8 why u never respond to me if u read my message |
Jul 30, 2014 10:02 PM
#14
NinjaGizmo said: This is the best one I got Found your SchoolIdol account from one of the song rankings the "Natsuiro Egao de 1, 2, jump!" song and was intrigued by your leader. Tapped it and here I am. Just wanted to say hi and leave this: > I was only nine years old >I loved Maki so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Maki every night, thanking her for the life I have been given >"Maki is love", I say, "Maki is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Maki >I called him a baka > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Maki > I am so happy > She whispers into my ear, "This is my stage" > She grabs me with her powerful cute anime hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Maki > She penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Maki > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against her force > I want to please Maki > She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love > My dad walks in > Maki looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all hentai now" > Maki leaves through my window Maki is love, Maki is life Disgusting plagiarism. Enema said: I wouldn't send creepy messages on mal Please send me creepy messages, Enema-sama. |
Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:04 PM
#15
Some guy kept asking me to tell him if his penis was big. Then he sent me pictures and it was small. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:04 PM
#16
NinjaGizmo said: This is the best one I got Found your SchoolIdol account from one of the song rankings the "Natsuiro Egao de 1, 2, jump!" song and was intrigued by your leader. Tapped it and here I am. Just wanted to say hi and leave this: > I was only nine years old >I loved Maki so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Maki every night, thanking her for the life I have been given >"Maki is love", I say, "Maki is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Maki >I called him a baka > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Maki > I am so happy > She whispers into my ear, "This is my stage" > She grabs me with her powerful cute anime hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Maki > She penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Maki > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against her force > I want to please Maki > She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love > My dad walks in > Maki looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all hentai now" > Maki leaves through my window Maki is love, Maki is life wat |
Jul 30, 2014 10:04 PM
#17
Pentobarbidoll said: Maybe tomorrowPlease send me creepy messages, Enema-sama. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:05 PM
#18
Enema said: Pentobarbidoll said: Maybe tomorrowPlease send me creepy messages, Enema-sama. Thank you, master. You just made this Oklahoma farm girl's dreams come true. |
Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:13 PM
#19
I'll just share this here: "I've only gone on the forums a few times, but every time i saw that you responded in a topic, my heart starts beating really fast. So i checked out your profile one time, and read every single word on it. I've been working on this message for almost 30 minutes so far. That's now three sentences down and this is another one. Everything about your profile makes me extremely aroused...Oh god this is so difficult. I'm sweating, and my legs are shaking uncontrollably. Confessing my love is so hard. You make me hard. I don't know if i can gather the courage to send a friend request..So please send me one...I hope you respond to this. Please accept my love." |
Jul 30, 2014 10:15 PM
#20
Red_Keys said: I'll just share this here: "I've only gone on the forums a few times, but every time i saw that you responded in a topic, my heart starts beating really fast. So i checked out your profile one time, and read every single word on it. I've been working on this message for almost 30 minutes so far. That's now three sentences down and this is another one. Everything about your profile makes me extremely aroused...Oh god this is so difficult. I'm sweating, and my legs are shaking uncontrollably. Confessing my love is so hard. You make me hard. I don't know if i can gather the courage to send a friend request..So please send me one...I hope you respond to this. Please accept my love." So... Did you send him/her a friend request? |
Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:17 PM
#21
I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags |
Jul 30, 2014 10:18 PM
#22
MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags hey bby u free 2nite |
Jul 30, 2014 10:19 PM
#23
Tachycardic said: okei <3MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags hey bby u free 2nite |
Jul 30, 2014 10:20 PM
#24
MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags I don't believe that changing your gender to female is the only variable involved to produce that result. I've changed my gender to female once but nil. I'm curious which variable/s amplified that result. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:22 PM
#25
Revelry said: MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags I don't believe that changing your gender to female is the only variable involved to produce that result. I've changed my gender to female once but nil. I'm curious which variable/s amplified that result. having profile pictures, avatars, and/or signatures of cute anime girls generally facilitates it |
Jul 30, 2014 10:23 PM
#26
Revelry said: I honestly don't remember, it was quite a while ago, kinda buried under my profile comments.MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags I don't believe that changing your gender to female is the only variable involved to produce that result. I've changed my gender to female once but nil. I'm curious which variable/s amplified that result. Think I mentioned that in a (now deleted) troll thread on CD once, and then OP thought it was a good idea to hit on any "female" he saw. Even fake ones like me. Tachycardic said: I think it makes it even more obvious you're a guy tho ;shaving profile pictures, avatars, and/or signatures of cute anime girls generally facilitates it |
Jul 30, 2014 10:24 PM
#27
RandomChampion said: NinjaGizmo said: This is the best one I got Found your SchoolIdol account from one of the song rankings the "Natsuiro Egao de 1, 2, jump!" song and was intrigued by your leader. Tapped it and here I am. Just wanted to say hi and leave this: > I was only nine years old >I loved Maki so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Maki every night, thanking her for the life I have been given >"Maki is love", I say, "Maki is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Maki >I called him a baka > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Maki > I am so happy > She whispers into my ear, "This is my stage" > She grabs me with her powerful cute anime hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Maki > She penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Maki > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against her force > I want to please Maki > She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love > My dad walks in > Maki looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all hentai now" > Maki leaves through my window Maki is love, Maki is life wat the hell m8 why u never respond to me if u read my message Because you are not the one who sent me this shit |
Jul 30, 2014 10:27 PM
#28
MCsq2 said: Tachycardic said: okei <3MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags hey bby u free 2nite Hey babe you must look like that bunny girl irl, can I have ur skype? |
Jul 30, 2014 10:28 PM
#29
Smooched said: MCsq2 said: Tachycardic said: MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags hey bby u free 2nite Hey babe you must look like that bunny girl irl, can I have ur skype? But that's gay doe. |
Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:28 PM
#30
No :( |
Jul 30, 2014 10:29 PM
#31
Smooched said: and you must look like that kawaii loli in your ava, k ;3MCsq2 said: Tachycardic said: MCsq2 said: I changed my gender to female once for fun The INSTANT I did that, got a few comments of randoms trying to hit on me This proves 2 things: 1) People never read profiles 2) MAL is full of desperate edating fags hey bby u free 2nite Hey babe you must look like that bunny girl irl, can I have ur skype? |
Jul 30, 2014 10:34 PM
#32
I think I remember someone asking me to become their daddy, that was probably the best one. I've gotten a surprising amount of PMs from people seeking some kind of pederastic relationship with me, which while not creepy necessarily, was completely unsolicited. But understandable. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:39 PM
#33
I got one saying my signature exceeded the guidelines. But it doesn't, so I just put on my sunglasses. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:48 PM
#34
Jul 30, 2014 10:49 PM
#35
Red_Keys said: Pentobarbidoll said: I think I actually did.So... Did you send him/her a friend request? Is the video showing up? He made a video to go with it. For some reason on my screen its not showing in my post. I don't see it either. |
Jul 30, 2014 10:51 PM
#36
Well here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PotK6QOiuk |
Jul 30, 2014 10:56 PM
#37
Well, that's just splendid. |
Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
Jul 30, 2014 11:03 PM
#38
I haven't on MAL, but I have received some pretty creepy messages on Goodreads. |
Jul 30, 2014 11:06 PM
#39
YES. All the time. It's ridiculous. I'm an underage gay girl and I don't care about your desperate attempts to woo me. Leave. |
Jul 30, 2014 11:12 PM
#40
My first step would be to actually receive a message. |
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Jul 30, 2014 11:12 PM
#41
Jul 30, 2014 11:17 PM
#42
DirantheMan. Sounds like Diran/Myotozonium or whatever he called himself. I don't want to turn it up too loud and he's quiet, does it sound like he has a British accent? |
Short of the day: Monotonous Purgatory(MAL) ✰Public Domain Club | One Piece Club✰ |
Jul 31, 2014 12:32 AM
#43
Kitska said: i'm an underage dirty old man and i do care about my desperate attempts to woo youYES. All the time. It's ridiculous. I'm an underage gay girl and I don't care about your desperate attempts to woo me. Leave. |
Jul 31, 2014 12:32 AM
#44
Send me creepy messages, Revelry xx IntroverTurtle said: no, I don't believe that it's a British accent.DirantheMan. Sounds like Diran/Myotozonium or whatever he called himself. I don't want to turn it up too loud and he's quiet, does it sound like he has a British accent? |
Jul 31, 2014 12:37 AM
#46
Kagami_Hiiragi said: how can i get those thing called stalkers?Yup. Stalkers. |
Jul 31, 2014 12:38 AM
#47
Indeed, all from the same guy in the span of a few days. |
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Jul 31, 2014 12:42 AM
#48
FriedIceCream said: wow, you didn't have to expose me like that..Indeed, all from the same guy in the span of a few days. |
Jul 31, 2014 12:46 AM
#49
Afshar said: FriedIceCream said: wow, you didn't have to expose me like that..Indeed, all from the same guy in the span of a few days. You dun goofed. |
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Jul 31, 2014 1:00 AM
#50
So did you accept his love? |
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