| I'm tired of being poor and want $$$ lol One thing that seems to be big now is cell phone apps. I wish I knew how to do all that programming stuff so that I might have a shot at making it big too. The best thing about it is that it requires virtually no capital (can be done on personal computer). I heard elevator technicians make mad bank for relatively little training (only trade training). 6 figures i think. Here is a roulette trick that I use when I go to Atlantic City or Vegas. Basically you start off with $10 bet on one colour. If you win you keep betting $10. When you lose, bet double of your previous bet. For example, first round you bet $10 and win. Second round you bet $10 and lose. Third round you bet $20 and lose. Fourth round you bet $40 and win. You are now positive again. Keep doing this until youre happy with your winnings. The one "flaw" to this is that you need to go in with a large budget. If i think of anything else I'll post. |
| Freelance Prostitution. Also, your gambling trick is a fallacy. |
| As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all. |
| Easy mode: get a government job in the United States. |
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| Steal shit. |
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| Read "The Secret". |
 Just this once, I'll fulfill whatever your wish is. |
BloodRequiem said: Freelance Prostitution. Also, your gambling trick is a fallacy. worked for me every time i used it lol Resurrected said: Easy mode: get a government job in the United States. This is a good one right here. Especially if you have certain degrees. |
Tavor said: Read "The Secret". really? did u get rich from it? will look into it |
RandomChampion said: Tavor said: Read "The Secret". really? did u get rich from it? will look into it Erm, well, you need discipline is all I can say. Debatable that this Law of Attraction business is true or not, but I do find it interesting. And nope, not rich, as I didn't really take the book to heart/was lazy. But who knows, maybe it'll work for you. |
Just this once, I'll fulfill whatever your wish is. |
RandomChampion said: BloodRequiem said: Freelance Prostitution. Also, your gambling trick is a fallacy. worked for me every time i used it lol It's very easy to fall into a losing streak since the chance of winning is always the same and on top of it, you will be losing money exponentially. Casinos also have a maximum bet so you are pretty much guaranteed to lose money unless you have extreme luck. |
| As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all. |
| Play lottery scratchers. Or become a professional lottery player. In my actual opinion, I'd suggest day trading (good luck though) or auctioning people's garbage from garage sales. Or sell your organs. Boom. |
Tavor said: Read "The Secret". Thank you sir you made my day... There’s no quick way of making money... The best way I’ve found is get a job; even if it’s a shit job it still pays the bills... while you have the crap job do the training in your spare time that you need for your ‘ideal’ job and apply when you find openings. Repeat as many times until your happy... |
mofohoboJan 17, 2013 8:13 PM
| Sell your sperm. |
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| Sell your bone marrow, that shits expensive. |
| Elevator technicians. Societies would need more of those. I think I knew a patient's son who was doing this. He was so busy all the time because nobody knew how to do it. I think electricians in general are kind of low in demand. No data to support this claim though. |
BloodRequiem said: RandomChampion said: BloodRequiem said: Freelance Prostitution. Also, your gambling trick is a fallacy. worked for me every time i used it lol It's very easy to fall into a losing streak since the chance of winning is always the same and on top of it, you will be losing money exponentially. Casinos also have a maximum bet so you are pretty much guaranteed to lose money unless you have extreme luck. you dont need extreme luck....you just need a sizable budget and have to know when to quit. In that method, all it takes is a winning bet to come out positive, and there is a 50% chance of that happening if you bet on colours. I am happy coming out with around 100-200 dollars on top each time. I could probably get away with mroe too but i save money for hold em and all mofohobo said: Tavor said: Read "The Secret". Thank you sir you made my day... Get a job; even if it’s a shit job it still pays the bills... while you have the crap job do the training in your spare time that you need for your ‘ideal’ job and apply when you find openings. Repeat as many times until your happy... eh not what i was looking for lol but will read that book, Tavor Shuhan said: Sell your sperm. Slyr3do0n said: Sell your bone marrow, that shits expensive. I actually like both of these ideas lol (srs) i could probably make 4-5 grand Tachii said: Elevator technicians. Societies would need more of those. I think I knew a patient's son who was doing this. He was so busy all the time because nobody knew how to do it. I think electricians in general are kind of low in demand. No data to support this claim though. I agree with you on the electrician thing. i know an electrician who makes $200k a year. the thing is, though, that he owns his own truck/equipment and such. |
Sukha said: Don't read The Secret lady gaga...? |
| I remember my biology teacher saying that you wouldn't make a lot of money selling your sperms. Can't remember the amount of money it was, but I remember it being low, so I don't think making 4-5 grand is so easily plausible. Sukha said: Don't read The Secret LOL |
Just this once, I'll fulfill whatever your wish is. |
Tavor said: I remember my biology teacher saying that you wouldn't make a lot of money selling your sperms. Can't remember the amount of money it was, but I remember it being low, so I don't think making 4-5 grand is so easily is plausible. Sukha said: Don't read The Secret LOL I meant sperm + bone marrow lol. If IQ and success count in the value of sperm, then I think I could get a decent amount of money. If only I was a 6'5" super athlete though lol |
| Go to North Dakota by any means available to you and work in the Bakken oil formation. Williston, North Dakota currently has 0% unemployment and people with barely a high school education are making well over six figures. The downsides are what you would think they would be: relatively dangerous jobs, cold as a mother fucker, long work hours. Profit. Oh wait, shit, mine was actually a legitimate answer. Quick, delete it. |
| Ugh....I thought this was going to be serious. Whatever....I did actually have a few ideas about making a few bucks on the side. You guys can sign up to a survey website where you get paid to do surveys. I do about 1-2 per day and by the end of the week I've got about $10 - $15 which I can send to my paypal account. There is also various apps which let you watch commercials and you get points which are then transferable to paypal money or gift cards. |
| Go to Reno, Nevada. Go to the porn shop there, (the one downtown), go into the males bathroom and theres a glory hole there. Do what is expected and some guy will slide money under the toilet stall |
| tfw no gf tfw i keep getting the banhammer on here tfw Koleare keeps banning me every other day tfw I'm misunderstood by le mod |
| Record a child doing literally anything and put it on youtube. |
LoneWolf said: @Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian. |
Post-Josh said: Record a child doing literally anything and put it on youtube. where can i get a kid cheap and fast |
| tfw no gf tfw i keep getting the banhammer on here tfw Koleare keeps banning me every other day tfw I'm misunderstood by le mod |
iCameSwagYOLO420 said: Post-Josh said: Record a child doing literally anything and put it on youtube. where can i get a kid cheap and fast International adoption. I hear Chinese and Ukrainian babies are the cheapest. Don't ask me why I know these things. |
Legendre said: iCameSwagYOLO420 said: Post-Josh said: Record a child doing literally anything and put it on youtube. where can i get a kid cheap and fast International adoption. I hear Chinese and Ukrainian babies are the cheapest. Don't ask me why I know these things. if i adopt a ukranian baby will it look like mila kunis |
| tfw no gf tfw i keep getting the banhammer on here tfw Koleare keeps banning me every other day tfw I'm misunderstood by le mod |
iCameSwagYOLO420 said: If you kidnap one from a poor community, they'll thank you for it.Legendre said: if i adopt a ukranian baby will it look like mila kunisiCameSwagYOLO420 said: International adoption. I hear Chinese and Ukrainian babies are the cheapest. Don't ask me why I know these things.Post-Josh said: where can i get a kid cheap and fastRecord a child doing literally anything and put it on youtube. |
| My subjective reviews: katsureview.wordpress.com THE CHAT CLUB. |
| Play Monopoly. |
BloodRequiem said: Freelance Prostitution. Also, your gambling trick is a fallacy. If you're willing to sacrifice body/moral, you'll make tons of money |
| kek |
| There is no such thing as quick easy money except if you are already born privileged since money make money. |
| Sell most of your organs. Not like you gonna need em any way. |
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| I would love to be rich at the age of 18 (I'm only 16 now) but not by stealing or any of that ways. Poker? why not? it helps you to read people and you can be amazingly rich. Second choice, my favourite would be to work on the stock exchange it requires studies but it's amazing and you can win a lot of money |
"A shinobi who violates the rules is scum, but a shinobi who abandons their friends is worse than scum" - Uchiha Obito |
| Nah, getting good at Poker takes years of practice, and years more to even out all the variances. Stock exchange has a lot of luck involved as well. There's only one thing that will get you rich fast and it's all skill: robberies. |
| My subjective reviews: katsureview.wordpress.com THE CHAT CLUB. |
| if you're hot and desperate you can make money on craigslist by sucking dick of lonely and wealthy old men. but it's relatively easy to make money online. http://www.blackhatworld.com/ is a decent place to start. |
| no phaggy time responses pls. |
Legendre said: Go to North Dakota by any means available to you and work in the Bakken oil formation. Williston, North Dakota currently has 0% unemployment and people with barely a high school education are making well over six figures. The downsides are what you would think they would be: relatively dangerous jobs, cold as a mother fucker, long work hours. Profit. Oh wait, shit, mine was actually a legitimate answer. Quick, delete it. WTF i would have seriously considered that if i werent already doing something serious others should look into this though maybe i bet living cost of living is jack shit up there too. |
RandomChampion said: no phaggy time responses pls. lol i was kind of joking but it is in fact a way of making quick easy money. anyway the second half of my post can easily prove to be useful, i made over probably $3k in high school with online methods and some people i know make that a week with the same methods. it depends on the niche and how dedicated you are to it. |
nqthing said: RandomChampion said: no phaggy time responses pls. lol i was kind of joking but it is in fact a way of making quick easy money. anyway the second half of my post can easily prove to be useful, i made over probably $3k in high school with online methods and some people i know make that a week with the same methods. it depends on the niche and how dedicated you are to it. lol the first time i read your post and clicked the link, i saw the words "Fetish Porn" so i immediately thought it had something to do with the first part of your post and closed it lol. checked the link again and i realized it's nothing really like that (fetish porn topic was probably just at the top lol) sounds pretty legit though? is it shady? |
RandomChampion said: lol the first time i read your post and clicked the link, i saw the words "Fetish Porn" so i immediately thought it had something to do with the first part of your post and closed it lol. checked the link again and i realized it's nothing really like that (fetish porn topic was probably just at the top lol) sounds pretty legit though? is it shady? yes it's legitimate. it used to be shadier than it is now; it was once more so the community that was shady than the methods themselves but lately it's fine as far as i know. http://digitalgangster.com/ used to be another good source, although that community is slowly dying and may or may not be worth checking out at this point. i've learned it becomes more and more profitable with experience, although i don't dabble in it much any more. but if you want a long-term manner of making cash then it's a good bet. if you're interested i would recommend lurking and reading through the forums before trying to apply. |
nqthing said: if you're hot and desperate you can make money on craigslist by sucking dick of lonely and wealthy old men. but it's relatively easy to make money online. http://www.blackhatworld.com/ is a decent place to start.  |
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nqthing said: RandomChampion said: lol the first time i read your post and clicked the link, i saw the words "Fetish Porn" so i immediately thought it had something to do with the first part of your post and closed it lol. checked the link again and i realized it's nothing really like that (fetish porn topic was probably just at the top lol) sounds pretty legit though? is it shady? yes it's legitimate. it used to be shadier than it is now; it was once more so the community that was shady than the methods themselves but lately it's fine as far as i know. http://digitalgangster.com/ used to be another good source, although that community is slowly dying and may or may not be worth checking out at this point. i've learned it becomes more and more profitable with experience, although i don't dabble in it much any more. but if you want a long-term manner of making cash then it's a good bet. if you're interested i would recommend lurking and reading through the forums before trying to apply. hmmmm, dont really need it for long-term (although of course any solid long-term income is welcome, just depends on how much time is needed). and yea i figured i wont be able to jump into either of those sites and make money right away, especially if theyre legit and have hgh potential. but will check out |
Shuhan said: it's dead |
nqthing said: Shuhan said: it's dead Damn, I've been waiting to do that for so long. |
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| Make a bitz site for Warhams and similar model shit. Get registered as a independent retailer, order lots of the most popular stuff in bulk at retailer prices, open the boxes, cut out bits and sell them individually at a fair price, scaling after demand, ensuring you earn at the very least twice what you originally paid. |
| I heard smuggler and drugs courier pays a lot and dies often. |
| The most important things in life is the people that you care about |
Baman said: Make a bitz site for Warhams and similar model shit. Get registered as a independent retailer, order lots of the most popular stuff in bulk at retailer prices, open the boxes, cut out bits and sell them individually at a fair price, scaling after demand, ensuring you earn at the very least twice what you originally paid. did this work for you/someone you know? sounds pretty specific plan though, i like it lol. just not sure if i have the capital |
RandomChampion said: Nah, I'm acquainted with a couple of guys that is/have been independent retailers, but they never did the bits selling thing.did this work for you/someone you know? sounds pretty specific plan though, i like it lol. just not sure if i have the capital The bitz industry has been growing a lot lately though, bitzbarn, bitsandkits, etc, and then countless on ebay. Ebay might be the best really, since you might get extra profit from bids. Still, if there's going to be any point, you'd have to buy stuff from GW, and apparently they are pretty bitchy with independent retailers, with uncertain delivery dates, lack of information about new products and so on. Of course, if you want to make a lot of cash out of this, you'll probably have to make some big investments, and there's bound to be bits that no one really needs, which means you'll have to juggle the prices neatly to ensure a good income while still being cheap enough to attract costumers. |
dior said: if you're hot and desperate you can make money on craigslist by sucking dick of lonely and wealthy old men. but it's relatively easy to make money online. http://www.blackhatworld.com/ is a decent place to start. wow people are making some serious bank here it's complicated though lol. i wish i were better at computers and such... |
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