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Jul 30, 2012 12:07 AM
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These arent exactly 1 episode reviews, but in terms of quality, they are.

http://myanimelist.net/profile/Hei_Tenshi/reviews

I have another MAL account, write reviews on it, and am very offended by how easily these crappy reviews have been getting high helpful % perhaps due to the fact that they rate every so high.

No hope for humanity :(.
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Jul 30, 2012 2:30 AM
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Just about every review for Sword Art Online.
Jul 30, 2012 7:37 AM
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There are a few good reviews for Sword art Online. But there are too many bad ones that it is hard to find them.
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Jul 30, 2012 7:49 AM
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SAO's reviews and after that Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru! reviews, either biased fanboys or people who critique the whole anime after watching 1-2 episodes of it.
Jul 30, 2012 8:45 AM
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That Mirai Nikki review.
"I have absolutly no idea why so many people don't like the ending of anime..."

Well, I have absolutely no idea why your review got rated so high in term of helpfulness. *facepalm*
Jul 30, 2012 10:17 AM
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Errrr This one is probably beyond the bad review. It is Spam.

http://myanimelist.net/profile/nequ/reviews
Jul 30, 2012 1:07 PM
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http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=68147

"Asuna is cute, which means I LOVE this anime."

*facepalm*
Aug 1, 2012 3:11 PM
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FutureArchitect said:
These arent exactly 1 episode reviews, but in terms of quality, they are.

http://myanimelist.net/profile/Hei_Tenshi/reviews


One of his shit reviews got removed as it was full of spoilers. Thank God a mod spotted that after it was reported.

I'm amazed at how many helpfuls he's got so far and I'm starting to suspect that he is getting his votes through an unorthodox method.

What I found strange is that despite a lot of terrible written reviews with scores of "9" or "10s", this particular person has been getting an unusual amount of helpfuls. Like I said before though, one of his reviews was removed as it contained nothing but spoilers/plot summary but it was written so poorly that it should of been removed anyways.

I still find it strange that a lot of people voted helpful on his reviews not just based on the fact that he gave "10s" for all but that he may be using some sort of method to boost up his votes for helpful. My own Dusk Maiden review has been getting lot of vote downs every day while his goes up so I find that quite strange, as well.

The other reviews I've read so far for the same series that he wrote is much more clear and precise than compared to his yet gets voted down.

Thanks for posting this up though as I noticed this earlier this week but didn't bother to post anything about it.






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Aug 2, 2012 7:41 AM
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The worst 1 episode seen is in medaka box. Go check it yourself but go to the deep barrel to find the sh#t.
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DraconisMarch said:
http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=68147

"Asuna is cute, which means I LOVE this anime."

*facepalm*


I am worried about the misguided individuals who actually liked that review.
Steel Ball Run anime when?
Aug 7, 2012 2:30 PM

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Hei_Tenshi said:
Wow,wow so many fans. Oh my.Dear Futureararchitect aka Moechan,


I actually made that Moechan account so lol. Rest of your post is too retarded to even argue with.
Aug 7, 2012 9:29 PM

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Wow,wow so many fans. Oh my.Dear Futureararchitect aka Moechan,you tried to hurt me?Kawai sonni,I am not a girl,also I won black belt in karate I am not a cry baby.In addition, I am studying English,German and Japanese and it's a little bit difficult to write masterpiece in foreign language...So what?I wanna gain some more experience writing something what I like.To be honest, I was using multi accounts to give helpful mark to my works,I understood it and reposted it,I don't care,really it's just anime not real life and if you care about it,well...I am studying in top university in Russia,which is quite popular abroad.My parents are reach enough,but not I am.I wanna study hard,and be like my dad.I have been in quite many countries, abroad.Wanna find out who is real wash-out?I am waiting your phone number in my PM.My deepest apologies to normal humans,trolls
die in vain.



Haha. I just died laughing, thanks.
Aug 11, 2012 1:07 PM
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My deepest apologies snotty trolls.Continue watching anime,the only option, that is waiting you in the future is 300 $ a month.C'mon-c'mon trolls.It's such a funny thing to have 1 target in life,to troll smb,great!My father gave me money for a trip next year for a month in Japan.Now I have Sweden,Iceland,Spain,Tunis,Turkey,Indonesia,China in my list.Soon,I will add Japan.What do you have?Internet,anime,and the person to insult?
悶死.

Wait what? I lol'd hard, but why is this person so mad, or is this the person who hacked/cheated their way for their reviews?
Aug 14, 2012 6:41 PM

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Karpman said:
Hei_Tenshi said:
My deepest apologies snotty trolls.Continue watching anime,the only option, that is waiting you in the future is 300 $ a month.C'mon-c'mon trolls.It's such a funny thing to have 1 target in life,to troll smb,great!My father gave me money for a trip next year for a month in Japan.Now I have Sweden,Iceland,Spain,Tunis,Turkey,Indonesia,China in my list.Soon,I will add Japan.What do you have?Internet,anime,and the person to insult?
悶死.

Wait what? I lol'd hard, but why is this person so mad, or is this the person who hacked/cheated their way for their reviews?


A bit late, but yeah, that was him.
Sep 20, 2012 3:17 PM

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Well there is that corspe party review and that is the worst example as the 1 episode havent even been release. Thank Goodness its tooken of.
Sep 30, 2012 6:33 PM
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http://myanimelist.net/profile/scoldrozy/reviews
Oh god, this review for SAO manga...
Oct 1, 2012 5:41 AM

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That one vote up was casted by himself. :-)
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Akai_Tenshi said:
My deepest apologies snotty trolls.Continue watching anime,the only option, that is waiting you in the future is 300 $ a month.C'mon-c'mon trolls.It's such a funny thing to have 1 target in life,to troll smb,great!My father gave me money for a trip next year for a month in Japan.Now I have Sweden,Iceland,Spain,Tunis,Turkey,Indonesia,China in my list.Soon,I will add Japan.What do you have?Internet,anime,and the person to insult?
悶死.


your post gave me a good laugh. thanks
Oct 1, 2012 4:34 PM

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Hey check out the Btooom reviews as the show hasn't aired yet and already there are reviews for it.
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Any 1-episode reviews are shit, especially with always the new season starting. What's the point reviewing one episode? Why can't people review the whole series when it has ended, like if it's 13 episodes why not review it when the thirteenth episode comes out?
>tfw Youtube can't let me have nice things



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SAO has much as I love it the early reviews were terrible.
Oct 8, 2012 5:34 PM

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Hyouka probably got a lot of 1-ep reviews from the KyoAni fanboys/girls.
Imo, the first 7 episodes of it was sooooo boring.

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The review isnt there anymore but it might have been grewsome to read it.
Oct 10, 2012 3:16 PM

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http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/post/view/15152


O_O......?
Oct 10, 2012 5:01 PM

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What really bothered me was the "dokidoki"


And that "STAHP" at the end.
Oct 10, 2012 7:34 PM

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Animewolfguy said:


The review isnt there anymore but it might have been grewsome to read it.

Let me give you an idea:
OOOMMMMGGGGGSOOOOOOCUUUTEEEEWTTTFFFF OMMMMMGGGGGG and so forth for about 20 lines then he talks about how awesome it is for 3 in comprehensive text.

Oct 10, 2012 7:43 PM

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Messingo said:
Animewolfguy said:


The review isnt there anymore but it might have been grewsome to read it.

Let me give you an idea:
OOOMMMMGGGGGSOOOOOOCUUUTEEEEWTTTFFFF OMMMMMGGGGGG and so forth for about 20 lines then he talks about how awesome it is for 3 in comprehensive text.


Ok but at least it sounds better then what I saw when I check the link Dangerous_Boy show me.
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http://myanimelist.net/anime/14713/Kamisama_Hajimemashita/reviews

Prolly won't be there for too long so, here:

"HOLD THE PHONE O____O ONLY 13 EPISODES? That MUST be a lie cuase I swear to god someone said it was gonna be about 26 episodes or more o.o PLUS 13 episodes sound to short and in the manga there a lot going on >o< I'm very very confused :l I really don't believe its gonna be that short""
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Dangerous_Boy said:
http://myanimelist.net/anime/14713/Kamisama_Hajimemashita/reviews

Prolly won't be there for too long so, here:

"HOLD THE PHONE O____O ONLY 13 EPISODES? That MUST be a lie cuase I swear to god someone said it was gonna be about 26 episodes or more o.o PLUS 13 episodes sound to short and in the manga there a lot going on >o< I'm very very confused :l I really don't believe its gonna be that short""



O____________O THE F#CK!
Oct 11, 2012 3:26 PM

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I wish we could make fun of these kinds of 'reviews' in some creative ways, like this one for example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA
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Nyamon. =....= Another thing that irritates me is how people put a new show as their favourite anime after 1 episode. Either they haven't watched many things, or they are that easily impressed. -.- A good example would be if you favourited Guilty Crown from episode one...
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http://myanimelist.net/anime/13601/Psycho-Pass/reviews

LOL @ Rorschy

Describing what did he see..
Oct 15, 2012 10:00 PM

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http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=75071

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Oct 18, 2012 9:12 PM

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To make a long post short, the guy's review for little busters actually said "Kud? HNNHGH!! Mio? RRRRAGGH!"

It was a few paragraphs long, but I saw that in there. I don't know what he was trying to say, but luckily it was removed. The entire post was so bad I thought he might be trolling.
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http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/post/view/15152
This guy clearly knows what the fuck he's talking about. /coolpose
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Webby-sama said:
Dangerous_Boy said:
http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/post/view/15152
This guy clearly knows what the fuck he's talking about. /coolpose


Flawless.
Oct 21, 2012 12:54 AM

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Hey guys!!! I was about to do a review on Dumas's Three Musketeers! And I know what I should do for that over 300 pages containing work? I'll just read the first 30 pages and review it based on that! GENIUS! I don't have to waste my time on that book in the least!
1. Take a work made by some author or director.
2. Read/watch only 10% of it's content.
3. Review it based on that.
4. ?????
5. Profit!!!
Think about it! Some people do this for work 8D
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Hey check out the Btooom reviews as the show hasn't aired yet and already there are reviews for it.

Yeah, MAL has a good number of time travellers.

“That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Hey guys!!! I was about to do a review on Dumas's Three Musketeers! And I know what I should do for that over 300 pages containing work? I'll just read the first 30 pages and review it based on that! GENIUS! I don't have to waste my time on that book in the least!
1. Take a work made by some author or director.
2. Read/watch only 10% of it's content.
3. Review it based on that.
4. ?????
5. Profit!!!
Think about it! Some people do this for work 8D


Yep that is how main stream review are.
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this kid did a shitty review

http://myanimelist.net/anime/14075/Zetsuen_no_Tempest

but nah seriously watch zetsuen no tempest its pretty beast :)
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Don't you guys think there should be some kind of a "FIRST IMPRESSION" sign on those kind of reviews?
I also despise the fact that they are actually trying to rate and judge these animes based on the first episodes..... (well isn't that obvious?)
I will seriously give credit for the people who think their reviews as first impressions and try to put their text on that format.
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First Sakurasou no pet na kanojo review, based on the 3 first episodes. http://myanimelist.net/anime/13759/Sakurasou_no_Pet_na_Kanojo/reviews
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DarkMind said:
Don't you guys think there should be some kind of a "FIRST IMPRESSION" sign on those kind of reviews?
I also despise the fact that they are actually trying to rate and judge these animes based on the first episodes..... (well isn't that obvious?)
I will seriously give credit for the people who think their reviews as first impressions and try to put their text on that format.


Blogs are there for a reason.
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DarkMind said:
Don't you guys think there should be some kind of a "FIRST IMPRESSION" sign on those kind of reviews?
I also despise the fact that they are actually trying to rate and judge these animes based on the first episodes..... (well isn't that obvious?)
I will seriously give credit for the people who think their reviews as first impressions and try to put their text on that format.


Blogs are there for a reason.
And the forums
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IntroverTurtle said:
dietmango said:
DarkMind said:
Don't you guys think there should be some kind of a "FIRST IMPRESSION" sign on those kind of reviews?
I also despise the fact that they are actually trying to rate and judge these animes based on the first episodes..... (well isn't that obvious?)
I will seriously give credit for the people who think their reviews as first impressions and try to put their text on that format.


Blogs are there for a reason.
And the forums


I think the reason why they never use them is because people barly check there.
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Any SAO review gives a score higher then 6.
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Any SAO review gives a score higher then 6.


Its showing that its the new twilight only that its for men and that is so sad.
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