| (AP) A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday. More: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/29/national/main4056750.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4056750 |
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| Holy shit I lol'd. |
| That's odd... |
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| That's.....unusual... |
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| Umm..? That's all I can think of to say to that. O_o |
| You don't understand, Jesus kicked his puppy. D: |
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| ......What the.....Ok but that mean that he want to kill his dead die O_o. edit: That ture , the after life can be better then real life. Other then that , that boy is sick and sick of life. He think that god orJesus isn't in his life an more. I know how he feel about that. I'm sick of live as well , but I have live to protect my pets cats , dog, and fish. I all was want to leave in other place better then earth , a place that have no human , but animals and nature. More like the girl and junk robot that is in illusions world (clannad). |
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| Hmmm I've never heard that before. I gotta give him credit for being original hahahahah |
| its the shrooms. |
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| I think I'll follow in his footsteps. |
| Hmm well... its a better excuse then "the voices told me too" I guess... |
| But Jesus can make wine out of water! Why would he want to do that? :c |
| too many flaws with that plan. probably easier to try to ressurect Jesus and kill him then and then kill himself. |
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| bbl killing jesus |
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| I now adore this kid. Killing Jesus would be so much fun! |
AnimusNathan said: Faust721 said: too many flaws with that plan. probably easier to try to resurrect Jesus and kill him then and then kill himself. Why would he kill himself after killing Jesus? His goal was too kill Jesus, and he was only trying to kill himself too accomplish that. If he'd already killed Jesus and was still alive why kill himself? Maybe too take over heaven? i just skimmed the article and i thought he wanted to die either way. |
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remagus12 said: lol so he wants to kill HIMSELF and go to heaven for it... ya that works epic fail how can we laugh at him tho? we dont know what happens when u die, any religion is anyones guess. |
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| I dont get it, what does bombing high schools have to do with anything? Its like every freakin angsty teen somehow manages to fit that into their hair-brained schemes to get on the news. |
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Azndude said: But Jesus can make wine out of water! Why would he want to do that? :c |
| So...exactly how did he plan on getting to Heaven? lol... |
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| Well, if he believed in Jesus, it would make sense that he believed in the heaven as described in the Bible. Of course, the kid isn't exactly right in the head so let's not bother trying to make sense of it. |
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AnimusNathan said: MosefTritonianGT said: I dont get it, what does bombing high schools have to do with anything? Its like every freakin angsty teen somehow manages to fit that into their hair-brained schemes to get on the news. It's media. Blowing shit up is in every form of media. Kids are "bombarded" with explosions. Even still, the school thing had absolutely no relevance to anything. "Im gonna commit suicide so I can go to heaven and kill Jesus... but first, I need to blow up my high school!" Because he decided to get his school involved, now hes gonna have to spend the rest of his life getting raped in prison; while if he had just committed suicide on his own, he could have gone to heaven and been beat up by Jesus. |
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llxwarbirdxll said: AnimusNathan said: Wrong, it's a sin to be a Jew or a Muslim. Everybody knows that.remagus12 said: lol so he wants to kill HIMSELF and go to heaven for it... ya that works epic fail Is suicide a sin in Judaism or Islam? Maybe he wasn't christian. Lmao. ParadiseLost said: its the shrooms. Lmao, either he had some genetic disposition for being a nut or he was really on "something". |
In sterquiliniis invenitur. |
| jesus has rez lol. hed just rez himself (unless he runs out of chakra) |
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| B-but, Jesus is cool =( |
ParadiseLost said: remagus12 said: lol so he wants to kill HIMSELF and go to heaven for it... ya that works epic fail how can we laugh at him tho? we dont know what happens when u die, any religion is anyones guess. I can laugh at him for the following reasons: 1: Jesus/the holy spirit/god whatever is nothing but fictional characters. 2: The person at hand is religious. What makes him believe that he is gonna end up in heaven if he kills himself with the intention to assassinate Jesus? Btw, watched "Borat" yeasterday. And this part, were Borat meets up with the christians really cracks me up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2JzCHPs_IM Heck, i am thinking about starting a MAL club for atheist. Allied Atheist Alliance! |
 "Sanity is overrated." |
| It's a good, solid plan. I approve. |
Azamat said: I can laugh at him for the following reasons: 1: Jesus/the holy spirit/god whatever is nothing but fictional characters I'm not devoutly Christian but it still isn't a good idea to insult people's faith. Try to think a little more before you post something like that or a thread that started as fun joke could just turn into another shitstorm again. |
Xjellocross said: Azamat said: I can laugh at him for the following reasons: 1: Jesus/the holy spirit/god whatever is nothing but fictional characters I'm not devoutly Christian but it still isn't a good idea to insult people's faith. Try to think a little more before you post something like that or a thread that started as fun joke could just turn into another shitstorm again. I had no wicked intentions whatsoever to insult people's faith. Nor did i want to start a "shitstorm" / flamewar. But, i do believe that it is constitutional that i should have the same right to express my innemost thoughts and reasonings in the same manners as any christian/ religious person. Don't you agree? |
"Sanity is overrated." |
| fuck this should be a movie. |
PunPunBaka said: fuck this should be a movie. Southpark could probably pull it off. |
"Sanity is overrated." |
| Dying to kill. That's unusual. And it does sound like perfect South Park episode plot. I wonder if he had backup plan incase he'd gone to hell. Ask Satan to send him to heaven or killing Satan and flying there? =/ But what after Jesus died? He would just respawn next to this guy and go like "rofl n00b *pwn*" I don't think this guy was serious when he said it. I've seen before jokes like this getting "out of hands". Experienced here. >_> But from now on, if anyone complains to be bored, I will tell them to "die and go kill Jesus". *nods* |
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| Gotta say I'm not the least bit surprised. If you ask me these kids probably have suicidal tendencies and are attention hungry because their parents don't pay attention to them enough at home. My theory, they act out, get 'caught' (i'm sure a lot of them want to be caught for the mass attention, media etc), and come up with some bull story. How likely or logical does that even sound? If you blew up your school and killed a bunch of innocent kids would you get into "Heaven" in the first place? I'm going to have to go with no. Just another little story some cry baby came up with for attention to make his story more interesting about why he's not loved at home and has to blow up his school. |
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| So he's like, religious because he believes in Jesus, but he actually hates the main characters of his religion. His underconsiousness forces him to believe in Jesus and he's all frustrated about it ^_^ AnimusNathan said: remagus12 said: lol so he wants to kill HIMSELF and go to heaven for it... ya that works epic fail Is suicide a sin in Judaism or Islam? Maybe he wasn't christian. Depends, if it's a suicide bombing then you're apparently a hero. |
Chavez said: So he's like, religious because he believes in Jesus, but he actually hates the main characters of his religion. His underconsiousness forces him to believe in Jesus and he's all frustrated about it ^_^ AnimusNathan said: remagus12 said: lol so he wants to kill HIMSELF and go to heaven for it... ya that works epic fail Is suicide a sin in Judaism or Islam? Maybe he wasn't christian. Depends, if it's a suicide bombing then you're apparently a hero. Quote from wikipedia: "Islamic terrorism (also known as Islamist terrorism or Jihadist terrorism) is religious terrorism by those whose motivations are rooted in their interpretations of Islam.[1]" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_terrorism It's all about interpretations m8. Thus is the suicide bombings not solely islams fault. Such phenomenons is caused by the dogmatic interpretations made by people you might refer to as fanatics/terrorists. btw, Correct me if i am wrong, but isen't the bible more violent than the Koran? |
AzamatMay 4, 2008 3:35 AM
"Sanity is overrated." |
| He is slightly loony. I'm slightly bewildered though. Why would you need to blow up your school to go to... heaven (if you believe such tripe); why not just top yourself? Why the need to nobble lots of other poor bastards? Methinks it could all be a ploy. |
llxwarbirdxll said: Does it matter? Both religions are equally comprised of badass trolls. True. |
"Sanity is overrated." |
Azamat said: btw, Correct me if i am wrong, but isen't the bible more violent than the Koran? I haven't read anything about a dictator in the bible. Neither that women should cover themselves up with this mobile tent or whatever it is. |
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