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Nov 23, 2020 5:24 AM
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Please give me the most creative, vulgar, funny and imaginative curse words you know or can think of.

Not sure what the rules are so I'll just put this warning before hand

NSFM/NSFW

You jump to the right and you shake that hand

You jump to the left and you shake that hand

Meet new friends

Tie that yarn

And that's how you do the Scarn

Woo
Nov 23, 2020 5:55 AM
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Just watch some Gordon Ramsey
Nov 23, 2020 7:20 AM
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Sometimes I say Buddha fart as an exclamation. I also like saying sugar honey iced tea
Nov 23, 2020 7:21 AM
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Just learn how to say fuck in every language
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Nov 23, 2020 7:25 AM
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Just watch this uncensored version which most of the people that began to wach didn't believe it would be:



サディスティックな考え
"JUST KILL ME."
サディスティックマインド
Nov 23, 2020 8:25 AM
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How about fuckhead? It’s much better than dipshit and fucking idiot/retard. And i find that’s it’s the perfect expression of road rage
oh snap
Nov 23, 2020 8:39 AM
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"Go facefuck a aventendors exhaust pipe" Now thats a good one.

Nov 23, 2020 8:46 AM
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Dingleberry slingshot? Stands for a person whose dingleberries rotate around him and sometimes drop in other people's faces. Basically: An unpleasant person.
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
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Nov 23, 2020 9:07 AM
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What in tarnation.
What the devil.

And if you need more inspiration just have a look at these.


Nov 23, 2020 9:10 AM

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Shitload of fuck for some 2000s internet nostalgia.
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Nov 23, 2020 9:24 AM

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One of my friends would always say tiddies or something along those lines in a very enthusiastic manner. Preferably high pitched.
Nov 23, 2020 9:36 AM

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Try French, our language was created around curse words ;)

Fuck = Putain

Son of a bitch = Fils de pute

There is more, learn everything
And then enjoy mixing everything : Putain de bordel de merde !
Nov 23, 2020 9:50 AM

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Nov 23, 2020 10:07 AM
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mamamelo is a one word sentence that means go suck a dick
Nov 23, 2020 10:34 AM

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these are translations so they don't sound nearly as good as the original

assbeast
genetic junk
turbo generated
asshair baler
chernobyl fugitive
gas chamber head

Nov 23, 2020 10:35 AM
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I am going make one up right now.

Shabinka. Word for hairy fat women.
Nov 23, 2020 10:54 AM

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Caralho is a good one
Merda is a good one as well
cona is another good one
Piço is yet another cool one

If your language doesn´t have enough use other languages´ curse words
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Nov 23, 2020 11:34 AM
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You dimwit bellend tosser can’t google yourself some adult words while you’re off spending your penny? I’m gobsmacked... ought to get used to knobs not knowing their onions. Lads ought to be tacking the mickey around you all year round.
What a dog’s dinner of a thread. Gormless buggers and puny milksops share their naff insults. No one even mentioned “rancid swine”, “micropenis worshipper”, “bitch spawn”, “dribbler”, “uncle fucker”, “candy corn swindler”, “glory hole in one”, “mayonnaise gargler”, “shit stain” or other classics.
Nov 23, 2020 12:02 PM

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I know an imaginative one in Spanish : "Me cago en la madre que te pario", which means "I shit on the mother who gave birth to you"

As for French, when a word ends with -ard, it's generally a bad one: "Connard" (asshole), "Bâtard" (bastard) for a male. For a female, it's when it ends with -asse: "Connasse" (asshole), "Pétasse" (Thot), "Grognasse" (Grumpy?). In "Connard" and "Connasse", we find the noun "Con" which is literally the female sexual organ, but we use it to call someone an idiot.
But I like to use very old ones, ending with -bleu (It means "Blue", which was to censor "God"): "Parbleu" (By God?), "Morbleu" (God's death?)
Nov 23, 2020 12:40 PM
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FACK SHEET dafuq nibba simp incel, dw you will get some pretty strong reactions to words like simp and incel.
Nov 23, 2020 1:48 PM

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Call someone a Dingleberry hopper.

That's a fun one that raises eyebrows.



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Nov 23, 2020 1:54 PM

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I'm pretty old school when it comes to cussing, although I usually shout "Balls!" in place of shit, and son of a whore instead of bitch. That's all I've got for you, sorry.
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Nov 23, 2020 2:19 PM

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Never ask an Australian about swear words.......

But really, chosing one for a while good.

Muppett.

But, you should just say BASTARD! in a loud Australian accent. And learn to include the word bastard into every conversation.

Like:

"which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"
idk about you but the closer a girl gets to looking like ronald mcdonald, the more aroused i become. CAV

where can we cast our eyes to @PoruMairu who thinks of himself a member of the true church. Helion.
Nov 23, 2020 2:24 PM

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I've quite the tendencies to name pilots in Cancerfield 5 as sky goblins or flying gremlins.


“The most shameless thing in the world is political power that can be inherited regardless of ability or talent!”
Nov 23, 2020 2:46 PM

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Just call someone short, that will rattle someone's senses.
Nov 23, 2020 2:47 PM

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Neoguri-ramen said:
FACK SHEET dafuq nibba simp incel, dw you will get some pretty strong reactions to words like simp and incel.


Yeah I got banned from a discord for saying Simping is retarded.

He said 'can you not say that word?' I was like 'what, Simp??'

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Flatfoot
Kelp-for-brains
You're a Turkey
Retrobate

Courtesy of Stephen Hillenburg r.i.p.
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Nov 23, 2020 10:43 PM
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Just remembered another one. “Goober!”



Also a guy I used to play Destiny with loved to call people ‘muju’ or something. Not sure if it means anything. Maybe in his language (He was from someplace in Europe so if it is a word I am most likely spelling it incorrectly).

Examples: “What are you doing? You muju!”
“I like Icecream. I need a girlfriend. Muju.”
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Just call someone short, that will rattle someone's senses.


You ain’t lie!

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Lol.

Knob gobbler.
Scallywag
Profligate (they probably won't understand this one because they are a troglodyte)
Bug man
I have just discovered the joy of soy face.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soy%20face
Nov 24, 2020 2:54 AM

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You don't need any new curse words when the ultimate one already exists.

Cunt.
That's it, it destroys anyone you are throwing this word at. The best weapon to ever exist, ye cunt.



Why do you hate cats?

Nov 24, 2020 4:02 AM
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"You look like a little virgin who reeks of piss"
"You failed human being. You're just a monkey who loves bananas, with a damn slutty ass. You'll make Darwin cry." - from a very cultured BL manga
Nov 24, 2020 6:36 AM

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wryyyyyy



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Nov 24, 2020 6:39 AM

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You see a redhead

1. She's evil

2. Call her a bloody RANGA

Nov 24, 2020 7:03 AM

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Call Karens "dull witted termagants"
But make sure to use your best Game of Thrones voice when you do it.
Nov 24, 2020 7:36 AM
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Call them a big fat phoney.

Nov 24, 2020 7:41 AM

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very good one in britain australia

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