Greetings
peasant.

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Age: 0-99 years old (sorry, I don’t like giving my specific age out, so I just use age brackets)
Location: Says it at the left in the “my details” thing
Personality type: INFJ, apparently the rarest one their is with less than 1%. And as rare is often synonymous with being better, I’m in the top 1% of people. Always knew I was great.
Likes: Myself
Dislikes: Everyone else
Tastes: I like just about any genre from any era, just look at my favourites. If you don’t agree with me then that’s okay! Every person has flaws, your not alone, it’s ok to have bad taste. However, it’s important to strive to be the best you can be, so my account will always be here as a constant reminder of what perfection looks like, so that you know what to strive towards. No need to thank me, I’m just happy to help :)
Guess that’ll do, congrats, now you know everything about me, lucky you. Im sure now, after reading this, your eager to send me a friend request, but please do talk to me first. Considering how many friend requests I get (about 1 every year to be exact), it can get quite troublesome keeping up with them all. Thanks
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Ahh also, sorry if I offended you by a joke I made (in a post of mine or something), I have no bad intent, nor do I mean them seriously. I can sometimes just go a tad too far with some of them, entering too close to the bullying and distasteful side, trying to stop doing that. My bad you buncha snowfl-...ah the temptation
Ahh also No. 2, you have probably just set me as your role model and aspiration, but please just remember that while it’s fine to strive towards perfection. You can never reach it. Just a friendly reminder :)
Ahh also No.3, I guess “ahh also No. 2” conflicts with “ahh also” No. 1. You see, when I talk about me being perfect I mean to imply that I am so very close that it is hard to make a distinction...in case you were interested. Your welcome.
I feel like adding more to my profile, but I don’t know what. Maybe I should write you a poem that symbolises god knows what...those are always lovely. I tried thinking up some poems actually, particularly in regards to “perfection”, alas not enough words rhyme with “me” for it to be any good. I know, what a pity.
All Comments (20) Comments
I- umm... I might be... but only for anime boys lmao and only in private! That is creepy xD I need to hold back a bit. Don't worry, I get that it was for the game :)
How big is your collection of fanfics? Anyway, if they were male they’d definitely be the type most people look at as creepy, gross, and delusional. And boy are they spot on, I hope you don’t want to become a teacher or something, I fear for all the sweet little boys
I- thank you for destroying my self-esteem. Don't worry, I have no interest in becoming a teacher~
PS. I don't really read fanfics lmao
And your profile is funny with all that stuff about perfection. I also like the pics of your extended faves, especially the girls playing glass or ethereal looking instruments! You INFJs sure keep a small circle of friends. My girl is one too. She keeps a small circle and forced me to have a small circle aswell.