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Jun 24, 2016 12:02 PM
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I've been a bartender for a short while and one time this drunk dude sitting at bar tells me that he had a clover tattooed on his dick for good luck and I ask "Well did it work?" and he says no and just looks so sad and resigned I didn't know if I should laugh or feel sorry for him.
So do you have any stories about horrible/dumb tattoos?
Jun 24, 2016 1:09 PM
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I used to work with a girl, who had "Fred" tattooed across her back/shoulders in big letters. She was super red-neck.
Jun 24, 2016 1:11 PM
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worst ive actually seen in real life was a middle aged hispanic lady with a bunch of stars and rainbows poorly tattooed on her face
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Jun 24, 2016 1:17 PM
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Red_Abeyance said:
worst ive actually seen in real life was a middle aged hispanic lady with a bunch of stars and rainbows poorly tattooed on her face

Bonus points if she was also homophobic.
Jun 24, 2016 1:24 PM
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OP, that's the saddest story ever omg
One time I saw a guy who had a lawn mower on his head so it looked like it was mowing his receding hairline
Jun 24, 2016 1:32 PM
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Dimethylanime said:
OP, that's the saddest story ever omg
One time I saw a guy who had a lawn mower on his head so it looked like it was mowing his receding hairline


dead

LMAO

I feel so sorry for people with fucked up hairlines.

Jun 24, 2016 1:35 PM
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I saw a woman at the grocery store who had the Mcdonalds logo poorly tattooed on her face.
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Jun 24, 2016 1:40 PM
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CaptainCherry said:
I saw a woman at the grocery store who had the Mcdonalds logo poorly tattooed on her face.

You gotta be kidding me, on her face?! How high was the tattoo artist to accept such a request?
Jun 24, 2016 1:48 PM
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TiaDee said:
CaptainCherry said:
I saw a woman at the grocery store who had the Mcdonalds logo poorly tattooed on her face.

You gotta be kidding me, on her face?! How high was the tattoo artist to accept such a request?


From the looks of the tattoo I seriously doubt a professional artist did it. It was most likely homemade (and done at a party where everyone was extremely drunk and/or high)
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CaptainCherry said:
TiaDee said:

You gotta be kidding me, on her face?! How high was the tattoo artist to accept such a request?


From the looks of the tattoo I seriously doubt a professional artist did it. It was most likely homemade (and done at a party where everyone was extremely drunk and/or high)


You know, this kind of thing actually happens lmao.
Jun 24, 2016 2:15 PM
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I guess you learn something new everyday, still...
Jun 24, 2016 2:48 PM

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I have seen the statue of david and never thought, you know what would make this complete a tribal tattoo on his arm.
Tattoos are shit, one of my frat buddies got a boat tattoo'd on his leg with our fraternity flag and the reason he gave for it was something along the lines of this fraternity helped me when i was in open waters.

I almost shit my pants
Jun 24, 2016 2:59 PM

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These two are really high on the list.





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Jun 24, 2016 8:24 PM

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Worst tattoo I've seen was the one on @OP's mom's hoochie.



Jun 24, 2016 8:44 PM

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ExoticAbuse said:
These two are really high on the list.



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Jun 24, 2016 8:50 PM

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Those dumbasses who get a Larry O'Brien trophy or NBA title with a date before the season even begins lol.
Jun 25, 2016 4:30 AM

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Here's one for everyone.



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ExoticAbuse said:
These two are really high on the list.



GOOOOOOSH I'M CRYING.
Thanks fam you made my night.


You're welcome, it's what I do. ;)

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Jun 25, 2016 4:27 PM

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Keep in mind that's supposed to be Charmander.
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Jun 25, 2016 4:31 PM

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thelonelydalek said:


Keep in mind that's supposed to be Charmander.
Isn't that an ironic shitty tattoo?
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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.
Jun 25, 2016 4:40 PM

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azure7 said:
Chinese tattoos with inaccurate translations
Apparently someone got the word "hentai" tattooed on them and were told it meant "love" in Japanese. I haven't seen any really bad ones in real life, though. I've seen someone who had their eyebrows shaved off which looks weird but is temporary.
Jun 25, 2016 4:48 PM

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Josh said:
thelonelydalek said:


Keep in mind that's supposed to be Charmander.
Isn't that an ironic shitty tattoo?
I'm pretty sure the guy did it himself while he was drunk.
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Jun 25, 2016 5:02 PM
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I saw a woman with a giant hairy penis tattooed on her chest and on the testicles it read"Best Dick Sucker"
Jun 25, 2016 10:50 PM
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thelonelydalek said:


Keep in mind that's supposed to be Charmander.


It looks like he asked drunk Tim Burton to do his tattoo.
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I saw a woman with a giant hairy penis tattooed on her chest and on the testicles it read"Best Dick Sucker"

She should get a matching tattoo on her back with the message "STD donor".
Jun 25, 2016 10:55 PM

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Those teardrop tattoos are pretty stupid.
Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit.
Jun 25, 2016 11:01 PM
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iSheep said:
Those teardrop tattoos are pretty stupid.

I double dare you to tell that to Hisoka.
Jun 25, 2016 11:08 PM

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TiaDee said:
iSheep said:
Those teardrop tattoos are pretty stupid.

I double dare you to tell that to Hisoka.


That star tattoo is also pushing it.
Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit.
Jun 25, 2016 11:17 PM
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iSheep said:
That star tattoo is also pushing it.

You brave, brave soul. RIP in pepperoni
Jun 25, 2016 11:24 PM

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iSheep said:
Those teardrop tattoos are pretty stupid.


Amar stoudemire has one to symbolize his deceased brother.
Jun 25, 2016 11:27 PM

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Roku_ said:
iSheep said:
Those teardrop tattoos are pretty stupid.


Amar stoudemire has one to symbolize his deceased brother.


If only that were really the case across the board.

http://www.hlntv.com/slideshow/2013/08/08/meaning-prison-tattoos-josh-gouker-joshua-young-trial
Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit.
Jun 25, 2016 11:41 PM

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Hands around a rosary praying
tribal bands
celtic bands
team logos
names (especially those of dead people)
celebrities that they've never met
'family', 'loyalty', 'only god can judge me'

Yeah.. most tattoos people have are tied for the worst.
Jun 26, 2016 12:45 AM
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Gabagool said:

names (especially those of dead people)
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I've read a post on another forum about a guy that had tattooed "ella" in a heart on his biceps and then what do you know, Ella leaves him, so he goes to a tattoo studio and asks the artist to fix the tattoo and have it say "nutella" instead, I know it's still a stupid tattoo, but I find that pretty awesome to be honest (and funny as fuck).
Jun 26, 2016 12:48 AM

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I heard about someone at my school who got a specific "motivational" quote tatooed on their stomach. However, instead of writing an "r" on one of the words, it was replaced by an "n" so you can just tell how that looks.


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Jun 26, 2016 2:21 AM

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I saw someone who got a poorly taken selfie of themselves on their shoulder... like ew. I've also seen a tattoo which was a poor drawing of a house and stick figure originally made by some 5 year old kid, it was also on their shoulder. I'm guessing it was a drawing made by one of their kids and they wanted to preserve it or some shit? Either way, it's a bad idea imo.
Jun 26, 2016 2:39 AM
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Exhalant said:
I saw someone who got a poorly taken selfie of themselves on their shoulder... like ew. I've also seen a tattoo which was a poor drawing of a house and stick figure originally made by some 5 year old kid, it was also on their shoulder. I'm guessing it was a drawing made by one of their kids and they wanted to preserve it or some shit? Either way, it's a bad idea imo.

I wonder if they tried taking a selfie with their selfie tattoo...
Anyhow I agree, awful tattoo and beyond narcissistic.
Jun 26, 2016 2:41 AM

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I knew a guy who had a tattoo of a snake winding itself around his arm. It looked like it was drawn by a 10 year.
Jun 26, 2016 7:29 AM

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TiaDee said:
Gabagool said:

names (especially those of dead people)
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I've read a post on another forum about a guy that had tattooed "ella" in a heart on his biceps and then what do you know, Ella leaves him, so he goes to a tattoo studio and asks the artist to fix the tattoo and have it say "nutella" instead, I know it's still a stupid tattoo, but I find that pretty awesome to be honest (and funny as fuck).


lmao nutella might have to go into the 'best' section
Jun 26, 2016 9:24 AM

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Not a real tattoo but a friend used to joke around saying it would be funny to get "your name" tattooed on his dick so he could tell people he had your name tattood on his dick lol pretty stupid but it was funny to joke about
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I saw a man with weird cultist tattoos on his neck on the internet once. It was so ugly I'm glad I can't find it anywhere.
Doctors want to check me
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Best for me:

although I basically do not like face tattoo .Just my personal opinion
Sure, someideas are cut / and I hope they will not regtet!
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