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Oct 1, 2015 9:06 AM
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Oct 1, 2015 9:09 AM
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I just talk to them normally and maybe try to give them hints. I always enjoy talking to them, but I usually end up saying something stupid or weird like "I love you..."
it usually works out, but I've had crushes on good friends twice before and that's when things get even more complicated. Neither of them worked out.
Oct 1, 2015 9:09 AM
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I say anything I want because she's also my waifu.
Oct 1, 2015 9:10 AM
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Scud said:
I say anything I want because she's also my waifu.

What a beautiful love story
Oct 1, 2015 9:11 AM
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Brandon said:
Scud said:
I say anything I want because she's also my waifu.

What a beautiful love story
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Oct 1, 2015 9:13 AM
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I talk to them normally like they're not even my crush. I can control my feelings for that person ya know......Unlike some people who gets nervous around their crush for God knows why.

Luckily, some of my crush are also my friends who I hang out with everyday. I guess that explains why I don't get nervous around them.
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Oct 1, 2015 9:15 AM
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Start a conversation with them and try to learn what their interests are.
If you happen to share a common interest, take it from there.
Oct 1, 2015 9:15 AM
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It doesn't matter because she's going to ignore me anyway </3
Oct 1, 2015 9:25 AM
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Brandon said:
Scud said:
I say anything I want because she's also my waifu.

What a beautiful love story


Beautiful indeed.

OT: Try to talk normally.

Haven't had a crush in ages though. Other than my waifus of course.
Oct 1, 2015 9:25 AM

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The last time I had a crush was when I was in 4th grade. And I didn't talk to her.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Oct 1, 2015 9:26 AM

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I don't, I stare and look away as soon as we make eye contact and stay silent until my feelings go away
Oct 1, 2015 9:31 AM
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Normally is your answer, forget the crush and talk normally. Maybe ask them out, see what happens.
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Oct 1, 2015 9:31 AM
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Just normally until one of my friends find out and teases me when I'm talking to my crush and become so obvious.
Oct 1, 2015 9:32 AM

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Tfw no crush ;_;
Oct 1, 2015 9:38 AM

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I'll try my best to be myself and act as I normally would, but I choose my words a lot more carefully in fear of sounding stupid. Even if I'm going crazy with emotion on the inside I try to keep cool on the outside. It's a weird feeling. My crushes usually don't last very long and most end up becoming my friends.

Oct 1, 2015 9:38 AM

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I don't have crushes.

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geniobastardo said:
The last time I had a crush was when I was in 4th grade. And I didn't talk to her.

Okay, maybe in fourth grade. But not since then.

Except for that time in sixth grade. And 8th-9th grade. But after that, nothing.
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Oct 1, 2015 9:41 AM

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"Hi. How are you?"
If that person doesn't respond just smile awkwardly and walk away
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Oct 1, 2015 9:42 AM

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Assumming I have enough courage to even do that.

Oct 1, 2015 10:05 AM

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hoopla123 said:
Brandon said:

What a beautiful love story


Beautiful indeed.

OT: Try to talk normally.

Haven't had a crush in ages though. Other than my waifus of course.


Well, I'm an Introvert so...
If God exists, then he should try extending my deadline right now!
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Oct 1, 2015 10:07 AM

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I'm a stuttering shy mess.
Works every time.
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Oct 1, 2015 10:21 AM

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Vaas_Montenegro said:
"Hey! Uhh... Nice Weather, isn't it" -Me

SAD LYF...

You freaked me out there for how close that was to me
I've been here way too long...
Oct 1, 2015 10:30 AM

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I just chat as I usually do.

I don't exactly tense up that much.
Oct 1, 2015 10:55 AM

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I have a few crushes so it depends. I'm not close to any of them tho.

Anime is good, fucking deal with it.
Oct 1, 2015 10:55 AM

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I'm not low enough to fall in love with a real girl
Oct 1, 2015 10:57 AM

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JD2411 said:
I'm not low enough to fall in love with a real girl


+1
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Oct 1, 2015 10:57 AM

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"................"
- Tylaen.
Oct 1, 2015 10:57 AM

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geniobastardo said:
JD2411 said:
I'm not low enough to fall in love with a real girl


+1


that's why you two are in my harem <3
Oct 1, 2015 10:58 AM
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LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING! With feelings! And a vagina!
Oct 1, 2015 11:02 AM

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I don't have a crush, all the girls where I live are either ugly fatasses or ugly sluts.
My waifu, do not steal.
Oct 1, 2015 11:04 AM

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gombocidal said:
I don't, I stare and look away as soon as we make eye contact and stay silent until my feelings go away

+1. Works everytime (if the goal is to stay single hehehe)
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Oct 1, 2015 11:14 AM

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Azumaoru said:
I don't have a crush, all the girls where I live are either ugly fatasses or ugly sluts.
Lol.

I only had one crush in my life when I was like 13. I just treated her like a normal human being. But I tried to make her laugh more than other girls I didn't care about.
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i love it when people start acting like some neutral almighty unbiased godly judge and they even believe their own shit, suddenly its not their thoughts and opinions anymore but the righteous justice god way, they are unbiased, non-subjective, they just are! To be honest, everyone is like this quite often, me included, but i don't forget myself and i still post a lot of personal shit which is what forums are made for , if they didn't want us to have our own style and posts it would be an article instead a forum thread.
Oct 1, 2015 11:15 AM

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Just casually flirting with her.
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Oct 1, 2015 11:15 AM
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If I'm not that familiar with my crush I'll probably be a little shy
and would admire her from the distance for the first time.
But if I feel I have a good opportunity to talk I'll use it.
Oct 1, 2015 11:27 AM

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Ben-Hur said:
It doesn't matter because she's going to ignore me anyway </3


Same here
Oct 1, 2015 11:56 AM
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Baby, there is one piece of information in particular that you need to know: With gyro785, satisfaction is guaranteed.

I will now outline how I will go about satisfying you.

First, I will dress myself in the finest clothes available. I will arrive at your apartment to pick you up for our night of passion in a stylish purple suit created by the most respected designers of our time. In addition to the suit, I will wear a shirt and dress shoes. The shirt will be white and made of silk, hand-sewn and put together in the finest lands of China. It will be spotless, and I will be gleaming.

The precision and care that go into my clothes will set the mood for our entire evening together.

Once I have arrived at your door, I will take you to my limousine, at which point we will drive in luxury and comfort to the place where all of the action is. I will take you dancing at the most exclusive clubs in the city, and we will shed all of our cares and inhibitions as we dance to only the finest beats.

Next, we will go to my luxurious apartment, where I will prepare a meal for you that will make your mouth water for more. I will prepare green beans with butter. I will serve rolls. I will serve vintage wine and also a bowl of corn. I will serve, as a main course, cooked pheasant. The pheasant will be composed of the highest-quality meat available, packaged in only the finest styrofoam and cellophane.

It will be a meal fit for a Nubian queen.

Mashed potatoes will also be offered.

For dessert, I will serve you chocolates flown in specially from the south of Europe. And I will arrange that these chocolates will be certified as the finest chocolates made, as proven by a special certificate that will come with them. I will put the chocolates on a silk pillow and offer them for your consumption by getting down on my knee. I will then feed you the chocolates by hand. This will be a seductive way to show you that the pleasures of our night together have only just begun.


I should also mention that I will treat you like a lady. I will treat you with the utmost delicate care and concern, as if you were a precious flower. I will treat you as if you were the light of my life and my one and only true desire. I will also offer to massage your neck if it is feeling sore.

It is now time for gyro785 to freak you wild.

Baby, when I make love to you, that is when you will reach the peak of your satisfaction. All the rest of my prior preparations before this time, even though they will be composed of great, great pleasures, will not come close to the level of pleasure you will experience when I am giving you my butta love.

I will caress your body slowly. I will kiss every inch of your aforementioned body, including the arms and back. I will do this with the passion of a wild animal, such as the leopard or cheetah, or perhaps the polar bear. I will put my sting in you. There will be tenderness also.

Then, when you are sufficiently wet, I will slide it in. This is when you will be satisfied. And that is my guarantee.

Damn.

In closing, let me say just this: I love you.
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Oct 1, 2015 12:06 PM

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there are two ways that work.

first: be honest. i noticed you, wanna drink a cofee - stuff like that


second: bring an incredible stupid pick-up line (not everyone can do that). for examples read gyro785 s post :D


third: get yourself and her drunk


Oct 1, 2015 12:28 PM

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I don't, because I don't have one.
Oct 1, 2015 12:30 PM
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Wodyrtil said:
I don't, because I don't have one.

B-but...you live in Brazil....with all those fine Brazilian asses....WTF!
Oct 1, 2015 12:31 PM
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Kumoogah Doo Smupple
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Oct 1, 2015 12:33 PM

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gyro785 said:
Baby, there is one piece of information in particular that you need to know: With gyro785, satisfaction is guaranteed.

I will now outline how I will go about satisfying you.

First, I will dress myself in the finest clothes available. I will arrive at your apartment to pick you up for our night of passion in a stylish purple suit created by the most respected designers of our time. In addition to the suit, I will wear a shirt and dress shoes. The shirt will be white and made of silk, hand-sewn and put together in the finest lands of China. It will be spotless, and I will be gleaming.

The precision and care that go into my clothes will set the mood for our entire evening together.

Once I have arrived at your door, I will take you to my limousine, at which point we will drive in luxury and comfort to the place where all of the action is. I will take you dancing at the most exclusive clubs in the city, and we will shed all of our cares and inhibitions as we dance to only the finest beats.

Next, we will go to my luxurious apartment, where I will prepare a meal for you that will make your mouth water for more. I will prepare green beans with butter. I will serve rolls. I will serve vintage wine and also a bowl of corn. I will serve, as a main course, cooked pheasant. The pheasant will be composed of the highest-quality meat available, packaged in only the finest styrofoam and cellophane.

It will be a meal fit for a Nubian queen.

Mashed potatoes will also be offered.

For dessert, I will serve you chocolates flown in specially from the south of Europe. And I will arrange that these chocolates will be certified as the finest chocolates made, as proven by a special certificate that will come with them. I will put the chocolates on a silk pillow and offer them for your consumption by getting down on my knee. I will then feed you the chocolates by hand. This will be a seductive way to show you that the pleasures of our night together have only just begun.

At this juncture, I would like to take the opportunity to interject and say that I am so sorry for all the times I have hurt you or gone back on my word to you. Girl, I am truly sorry about those particular times, and I urge you to forget about them and listen to the words I am saying now. They come from the heart.

I should also mention that I will treat you like a lady. I will treat you with the utmost delicate care and concern, as if you were a precious flower. I will treat you as if you were the light of my life and my one and only true desire. I will also offer to massage your neck if it is feeling sore.

It is now time for gyro785 to freak you wild.

Baby, when I make love to you, that is when you will reach the peak of your satisfaction. All the rest of my prior preparations before this time, even though they will be composed of great, great pleasures, will not come close to the level of pleasure you will experience when I am giving you my butta love.

I will caress your body slowly. I will kiss every inch of your aforementioned body, including the arms and back. I will do this with the passion of a wild animal, such as the leopard or cheetah, or perhaps the polar bear. I will put my sting in you. There will be tenderness also.

Then, when you are sufficiently wet, I will slide it in. This is when you will be satisfied. And that is my guarantee.

Damn.

I present this guarantee to you in writing as a token of my great seriousness about this matter.
In closing, let me say just this: I love you.


Thank you for this. I'm gonna get a crush tomorrow.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
[/i]
Oct 1, 2015 12:36 PM

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I try to talk to them normally, but I think it's obvious I'm more hesitant, excited and jittery. I'm more worried about what I'll say, which means I either go complete stupid or complete serious.
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Oct 1, 2015 12:38 PM

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Fintan said:
Wodyrtil said:
I don't, because I don't have one.

B-but...you live in Brazil....with all those fine Brazilian asses....WTF!

They're all already dating.
Oct 1, 2015 12:39 PM
DORIFTU!!!!

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I don't even know.. I just start talking, then walk away thinking "What the fuck am I talking about"
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Oct 1, 2015 12:43 PM

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this is simple, quick, and easy

find a common interest and approach them about it

having a personality helps lol

edit: for having unnecessary cursing. is a talent.
Oct 1, 2015 12:47 PM

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I don't have a problem talking to my crush at all. The problem is that I don't give any hints whatsoever and I have a REALLY hard time telling someone "I love you" and I deny any feelings like that.
That kinda sucks.

Oct 1, 2015 12:50 PM

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i talk to them casually, try to make jokes, I LOVE seeing them smile :3
Oct 1, 2015 2:42 PM
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It helps if you're friends with your crush first of all. But if you're not it's no big deal. At work or at school use team activities to maybe partner up with them. You can talk about the work and then casually brush lighter topics from there.
Oct 1, 2015 4:19 PM

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I don't.
Oct 1, 2015 4:27 PM

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Like any other person, she's a good friend of mine, she knows I like her, but I don't know how she feels.
Oct 1, 2015 4:37 PM

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I bumped into him yesterday

I ran away
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