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Mar 18, 2015 10:26 PM
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...and says "Unless you can convince me that you're an interesting person, I'm going to blow your face out of your head".

How do you respond?
xEmptiness said:
"if we follow what SW is suggesting, nihilism is the conclusion"
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Mar 18, 2015 10:28 PM
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"I watch anime, desu-desu~"
Mar 18, 2015 10:29 PM
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ok
Mar 18, 2015 10:29 PM
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"How about you drop that gun and grab something more... Meaty?"
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Mar 18, 2015 10:30 PM
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I dare you
Mar 18, 2015 10:30 PM
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"Can you do me a favor? Hurry up and pull that trigger you Sally or let me go. I have better things to do than amuse a random nobody like you."
I am on the edge ! The edge of the edgiest edge ever edged by edgekind !
я умерте ужасну депрессии...

Mar 18, 2015 10:31 PM
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Space-Wizard said:
...and says "Unless you can convince me that you're an interesting person, I'm going to blow your face out of your head".

How do you respond?


No you're getting mugged!

A great protagonist once said, "It's only overpowered if you can't return the favor!"


Mar 18, 2015 10:31 PM
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"Please don't kill me I have a family!"
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 18, 2015 10:31 PM
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Transform into Kamen Rider Den-O and kick his ass.

Mar 18, 2015 10:32 PM

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geniobastardo said:
"Please don't kill me I have a family!"


For some reason this made me laugh really hard... Am I broken beyond repair?
I am on the edge ! The edge of the edgiest edge ever edged by edgekind !
я умерте ужасну депрессии...

Mar 18, 2015 10:41 PM
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"shooting a disabled person is a hate crime"
Mar 18, 2015 10:42 PM

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Dayumn aside from the guy who turns into a robot y'all are boring as hell
xEmptiness said:
"if we follow what SW is suggesting, nihilism is the conclusion"
Mar 18, 2015 10:42 PM
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"lol"
Mar 18, 2015 10:43 PM

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MorsPulchra said:
geniobastardo said:
"Please don't kill me I have a family!"


For some reason this made me laugh really hard... Am I broken beyond repair?

No, you're normal. Just like me.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 18, 2015 10:44 PM

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So you think you can kill me?o_0
Mar 18, 2015 10:45 PM

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"Typical Yandere"
Happy Halloween
Mar 18, 2015 10:45 PM

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Space-Wizard said:
How do you respond?


Hamboooning
Hamboning will save your life someday
Mar 18, 2015 10:46 PM
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eturnity said:
ok
Mar 18, 2015 11:17 PM

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Im bulletproof shoot me


Paradox
Mar 18, 2015 11:19 PM

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Space-Wizard said:
Dayumn aside from the guy who turns into a robot y'all are boring as hell
Does this mean I win?
Mar 18, 2015 11:19 PM

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I tell him to pull the trigger. Am I interesting yet?
But I'd probably use some krav maga moves that I've been studying for years on the internet and apprehend him.
Mar 18, 2015 11:26 PM

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'y-you too'
Mar 18, 2015 11:27 PM

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"you only gonna do me a favor"

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ask.fm My blog about me Past forum sets ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Mar 18, 2015 11:34 PM

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I'll do anything you want. Anything at all...
Mar 18, 2015 11:45 PM

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Don't.
Fuckin' Miss.
Bitch.
Mar 18, 2015 11:53 PM
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Protaku94 said:
"I watch anime, desu-desu~"
Mar 18, 2015 11:54 PM

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BruceLad said:
Protaku94 said:
"I watch anime, desu-desu~"
You want to die, don't you?
Mar 18, 2015 11:56 PM
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MechaKiryu said:
BruceLad said:
You want to die, don't you?
Oh god pls no
Mar 19, 2015 12:00 AM

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"this is some fucked up foreplay"
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Mar 19, 2015 12:00 AM

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I would either say nothing or ask him to hurry and kill me.
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Mar 19, 2015 12:21 AM

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Ok.
Mar 19, 2015 12:22 AM

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You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
"Let Justice Be Done!"

My Theme
Fight again, fight again for justice!
Mar 19, 2015 12:24 AM
Mar 19, 2015 12:24 AM

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Pull the trigger, you little shit. You have a pretty mouth, they're gonna like you in prison.
Mar 19, 2015 12:28 AM

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If I got gloves on I'd kill him and make it look like suicide. If I don't have gloves I'd just get his gun and throw it into the sewer.
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All hail HaXXspetten king of the loli traps!
Mar 19, 2015 12:34 AM

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"I am your father"

Mar 19, 2015 12:45 AM

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I'm dead.
Mar 19, 2015 12:49 AM

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Respond: "Ill show you something cool..."
- Then proceed to draw my own gun out of my holster and blow his brains out first.

(Since he wants to see something interesting, I'll have a moment to "show" him before he'll react.)
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Mar 19, 2015 1:03 AM
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*In my deepest, loudest voice*

"ASH NAZG DURBATULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK, AGH BURZUM-ISHI KRIMPATUL!"

He would either pee himself or run away, OR while he's confused, I run away. I win.
Mar 19, 2015 1:06 AM

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Otaku-Ninja8 said:
*In my deepest, loudest voice*

"ASH NAZG DURBATULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK, AGH BURZUM-ISHI KRIMPATUL!"

He would either pee himself or run away, OR while he's confused, I run away. I win.


You shall pass.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 19, 2015 1:07 AM

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"jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
Mar 19, 2015 1:08 AM

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I'd say: That better be a gun, not your dick.
Mar 19, 2015 1:12 AM

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Kagami_Hiiragi said:
I'd say: That better be a gun, not your dick.
He'll say: Well, you're in for disappointment.
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Mar 19, 2015 1:16 AM

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Harems said:
Kagami_Hiiragi said:
I'd say: That better be a gun, not your dick.
He'll say: Well, you're in for disappointment.


I'd say: Come on...

NO NOT THAT TYPE OF COME UGH NOOO!
Mar 19, 2015 1:22 AM

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I'd tell them that they smell like soup. '_'
Mar 19, 2015 1:28 AM

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"Do it pussy"

Mar 19, 2015 2:46 AM

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...
Mar 19, 2015 2:47 AM

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Pull down your pants
Mar 19, 2015 2:57 AM

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something along the lines of the first several seconds of this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAbKXTztShA&t=0m28s

Mar 19, 2015 3:10 AM

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geniobastardo said:
"Please don't kill me I have a family!"


Hahahahhahaha! You're genius man! XDD +++100000000000000000
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