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Nov 13, 2014 8:19 PM
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How did you interact with the fucks in your childhood? As a kid I always didn't think of bugs as much. I was like a little fuckin warrior killing bees and ants and caterpillers. Except for spiders and scorpions, which I genuinely feared from a first look. And then later, bees after I getting my ass stung.

When I tortured caterpillers I would generally dissect them and rip their little legs off. On humid nights I'd take my shirt off and wait for mosquitos to come so I could smash the fuck of them. And when I saw an ant pile I'd always put a stick or pinecone in it.

I had the most fun messing with beehives though.
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Nov 13, 2014 8:24 PM
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I got fucked up by ants once, don't remember how it happened, but had a shit ton of pus and crap coming out of my leg which hurt like hell which Is what I remember because I was like 5-6 years old. Then I started fucking with them because I was a stupid kid and wanted revenge or some shit. I've always had some irrational fear of any kind of flying insect like bees and wasps no idea why. Mosquitoes don't bother me though and I rather like killing the little fuckers when they land on me.
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Nov 13, 2014 8:30 PM
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Bugs bunny was great.
Nov 13, 2014 8:33 PM
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FreakyTy said:
I got fucked up by ants once, don't remember how it happened, but had a shit ton of pus and crap coming out of my leg which hurt like hell which Is what I remember because I was like 5-6 years old. Then I started fucking with them because I was a stupid kid and wanted revenge or some shit. I've always had some irrational fear of any kind of flying insect like bees and wasps no idea why. Mosquitoes don't bother me though and I rather like killing the little fuckers when they land on me.
I actually had the same experience. I had no idea what an anthill was back then so when I was in the sand box all I could think was "WHOA, A SAND MOUND" and stuck my entire arm in the thing. Apparently that was the first and last time I fainted.

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Bugs bunny was great.
I'm a follower of the obviously superior Tom & Jerry
Nov 13, 2014 8:34 PM
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there was a certain playground in my elementary school that had a wasp infestation, me and my friends would infiltrate it and try to destroy them. high risk environment for sure.
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Nov 13, 2014 8:35 PM
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Ate them.
Nov 13, 2014 8:36 PM
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Ate them.
Niggah you serious? I ate a worm but that was on a bet. What did you eat?
Nov 13, 2014 8:38 PM
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When I was young I would do all kinds of things to bugs. I wasn't really scared of them or anything or thought they were disgusting, I just played with them. I used to catch butterflies and throw them in spiderwebs to see how the spider killed the butterfly, and it was actually quite interesting. I remember my older sister killing this caterpillar and she made this cross out of sicks and put the caterpillar on it and she was like, "this is how Jesus died on the cross", it was very enlightening indeed. Also, I gave a frog an operation once and actually sewed the frog back up once I was done! It died though. I found this little lizard as well and got some sticky tape and taped it to the side of the house and left it there alive. A week later I looked and the lizard was all bones. It was actually quite interesting looking at the lizards little bones, they were so delicate. I also gathered these beetles once and found this massive sewing needle and pierced the needle through the four beetles and they were all squirming around the needle through them. i just left them there overnight. Lastly, I remember throwing a butterfly in a fan once and it was injured, so then i pulled off it's wings and stuck the little wings to my back because I thought I could fly that way. There's probably heaps that I'm forgetting to mention.

Oh yes! I just remembered a couple more! I used to put centipedes down spider holes to see what would happen, but nothing much ever did. I would also pull shells off snails and it was all so gross it was great~

^.^
Nov 13, 2014 8:49 PM
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Supercolin said:
Ate them.
I eat Sazumebachi for breakfast.
Nov 13, 2014 8:50 PM

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Bambi_ said:
Also, I gave a frog an operation once and actually sewed the frog back up once I was done!

It died though.
How anticlimactic
Nov 13, 2014 8:51 PM

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I dressed them up in little outfits and burned them with matchsticks until they fought each other.
Nov 13, 2014 8:54 PM

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Hate them, still do.
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Nov 13, 2014 8:58 PM

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When I was a kid there were a lot of cockroaches at my house. They were nasty, but I wasn't particularly afraid of them. Every once in a while I would pluck the wings or legs off the cockroach with a pair of tweezers. I would also sometimes trap them under bottlecaps. That shit was a lot of fun... I miss those days...
Nov 13, 2014 9:02 PM

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I tortured them, nailed worms on wooden boards, impaled slugs and watched their guts and life essence escape them. I kicked ant hills and destroyed bee hives.

Then I went on to larger animals. Just kidding. Kinda.

Good times.
Nov 13, 2014 9:03 PM

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I used to feed crickets to my cat, and spiders.
I also used to look under rocks for beetles.
Had a stuffed ladybug too.
Click bugs were fun
I also liked fire flies
Bumble bees were nice too

I don't like spiders anymore.
or crickets
Nov 13, 2014 9:04 PM

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Moog- said:
I tortured them, nailed worms on wooden boards, impaled slugs and watched their guts and life essence escape them. I kicked ant hills and destroyed bee hives.

Good times.


Sounds like a party.
Nov 13, 2014 9:07 PM

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Kill it with fire.
Nov 13, 2014 9:13 PM

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Magnifying glass ants
Step on snails
I let the pill bugs live
Nov 13, 2014 9:35 PM
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Call my mammy to get rid of them.
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I feared bees. The thought of them stinging me would make me run away from them instantly.

I honestly didn't fear other bugs. Most bugs that flew couldn't hurt me. They were more of an annoyance since they were hard to kill. Also bugs that were on the ground were easy to kill so they didn't bother me either.
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Bambi_ said:
Also, I gave a frog an operation once and actually sewed the frog back up once I was done!

It died though.
How anticlimactic
Did you want it to live?
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Bambi_ said:
VitaminCaim said:
How anticlimactic
Did you want it to live?


I want every frankenfrog to live.
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Bambi_ said:
VitaminCaim said:
How anticlimactic
Did you want it to live?
With how your happy-go-lucky description was going I was expecting a miracle
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I said this before, but when I was dumb kid
I thought I was a bonafide badass, and nothing could hurt me. I could only become more badass.
So one day, I saw a huge mound of fire ants coming out of the ground, and I thought, "Hey, those fire ants are pretty bamf. Maybe if I stick my hand in there, I'll become bamf like the fire ants."
You can fill in the rest of the story yourselves~
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I played with any bug I found. I really liked daddy long legs for some reason.
Always been scared to death of moths though.
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We live in harmony.
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I was a scared little bitch of bugs back in the day.
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There was an ant one time hanging around the bathroom sink and I stabbed it's butt with a toothpick and watched it suffer. I liked bugs though, but insects such as ants on the other hand...

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Protaku94 said:
I said this before, but when I was dumb kid
I thought I was a bonafide badass, and nothing could hurt me. I could only become more badass.
So one day, I saw a huge mound of fire ants coming out of the ground, and I thought, "Hey, those fire ants are pretty bamf. Maybe if I stick my hand in there, I'll become bamf like the fire ants."
You can fill in the rest of the story yourselves~


Your hand absorbed the fire ants and now you have superpowers.
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Pouring boiling water on ants, throwing logs into anthills, setting fire to a wasp nest... Oh and putting firecrackers on snails and slugs.
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Protaku94 said:
I said this before, but when I was dumb kid
I thought I was a bonafide badass, and nothing could hurt me. I could only become more badass.
So one day, I saw a huge mound of fire ants coming out of the ground, and I thought, "Hey, those fire ants are pretty bamf. Maybe if I stick my hand in there, I'll become bamf like the fire ants."
You can fill in the rest of the story yourselves~
Did you faint like I did or scream like an intoxicated whale?
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VitaminCaim said:
Protaku94 said:
I said this before, but when I was dumb kid
I thought I was a bonafide badass, and nothing could hurt me. I could only become more badass.
So one day, I saw a huge mound of fire ants coming out of the ground, and I thought, "Hey, those fire ants are pretty bamf. Maybe if I stick my hand in there, I'll become bamf like the fire ants."
You can fill in the rest of the story yourselves~
Did you faint like I did or scream like an intoxicated whale?

Can we get a soundclip of this for emphasis?
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Chloroform-chan said:
VitaminCaim said:
Did you faint like I did or scream like an intoxicated whale?

Can we get a soundclip of this for emphasis?
Think this but with a deeper voice. Imagine submarine noises to further establish immersion
Nov 13, 2014 10:28 PM

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VitaminCaim said:
Bambi_ said:
Did you want it to live?
With how your happy-go-lucky description was going I was expecting a miracle
I wanted it to die. I was pretty sure it wasn't going to live after the operation, which is why I conducted it. ^ _ ^
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Bambi_ said:
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With how your happy-go-lucky description was going I was expecting a miracle
I wanted it to die. I was pretty sure it wasn't going to live after the operation, which is why I conducted it. ^ _ ^


you're twisted :I
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when i was little i would play with the rolley polies and laugh
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Roarshaq said:
when i was little i would play with the rolley polies and laugh


You're going to have to elaborate. Play as in torture them like everybody else in the thread, or play as in tea parties or roleplaying?
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Chloroform-chan said:
Roarshaq said:
when i was little i would play with the rolley polies and laugh


You're going to have to elaborate. Play as in torture them like everybody else in the thread, or play as in tea parties or roleplaying?

none of which you listed i made homes for them
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VitaminCaim said:
Protaku94 said:
I said this before, but when I was dumb kid
I thought I was a bonafide badass, and nothing could hurt me. I could only become more badass.
So one day, I saw a huge mound of fire ants coming out of the ground, and I thought, "Hey, those fire ants are pretty bamf. Maybe if I stick my hand in there, I'll become bamf like the fire ants."
You can fill in the rest of the story yourselves~
Did you faint like I did or scream like an intoxicated whale?
Naturally, it felt like my hand was on fire, starting with my little fingers. I was holding in the crying by whimpering like a pussy, and carried my stupid hand back to my mom, with some ants still on the thing.

I felt stupider than when I drank perfume. I feel stupid just remembering it.
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Only things about bugs from childhood I remember is eating ants and slaughtering almost all bugs I found. I still feel bad.
Addicted to visual novels omgg
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DontGoBreaking said:
Only things about bugs from childhood I remember is eating ants and slaughtering almost all bugs I found. I still feel bad.


I'm glad I never had an "eating ants" phase.
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Except for mosquitos and the occassional really really annoying fly I never killed a bug on purpose. Even as kid I saw no reason to kill things just because I can. There's no fun watching a worm if it's not moving.
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When I was a child I killed a cockroach and ate it.

I did ate mosquitos too.
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YamamotoSaki said:
When I was a child I killed a cockroach and ate it.

I did ate mosquitos too.


When you're hungry, you're hungry. I guess.
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Catch bugs, put them in a plastic box that is seal with a few air holes, then watch as they eat each other.
Catch insects and throw them onto a spiders web and watch as the spider wraps them up and eats them.
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Chloroform-chan said:
YamamotoSaki said:
When I was a child I killed a cockroach and ate it.

I did ate mosquitos too.


When you're hungry, you're hungry. I guess.


I'm always hungry.
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YamamotoSaki said:
Chloroform-chan said:


When you're hungry, you're hungry. I guess.


I'm always hungry.




Bon appétit.
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In kindergarten, me and my mates used to pee on ants and their home


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We have always lived in peace.
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