| I can make my friends laugh, or some girl relatives but when i try to crack a joke in a class. Only boys laugh, and not girls? how do they think?, how can I be funny for them? |
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Aeldrian said: I can make my friends laugh, or some girl relatives but when i try to crack a joke in a class. Only boys laugh, and not girls? how do they think?, how can I be funny for them? They be playing hard to get. |
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Oxalias said: how was shouting deez nuts, not funny?Bloodshade said: Or it wasn't funnyThey be playing hard to get. |
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| Pissed your Teacher. |
| I LOVE EVIL MAIN CHARACTER |
| It's probably because the girls don't like you, kid. |
| I'd like an example of your kinds of jokes that make only the males laugh. |
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| Steal their pantsu |
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PDot19 said: Well if it only makes male laugh, you might not laugh at it.I'd like an example of your kinds of jokes that make only the males laugh. |
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Aeldrian said: I can see why only the males laugh now.PDot19 said: Well if it only makes male laugh, you might not laugh at it.I'd like an example of your kinds of jokes that make only the males laugh. No further details needed. |
Happy Halloween |
| Flipping their skirts whilst sarcastically shouting "OOPS~" usually sends them barrel rolling |
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Objurgo said: I think thats just perverted dude, I want to make them laugh not creep them out.Flipping their skirts whilst sarcastically shouting "OOPS~" usually sends them barrel rolling |
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Oxalias said: Speak for yourself.Aeldrian said: He was clearly joking.I think thats just perverted dude, I want to make them laugh not creep them out. I thought it was full-proof advice. |
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PDot19 said: Oxalias said: Speak for yourself.He was clearly joking. I thought it was full-proof advice. at least someone understands my brilliant humor and inquisitive advice |
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Objurgo said: I see no flaws in it so it can only spell success.PDot19 said: Speak for yourself. I thought it was full-proof advice. at least someone understands my brilliant humor and inquisitive advice |
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| Stop making sandwich jokes and dick jokes. Done. Oxalias said: Be yourself... is what I would say, but in this case that is probably what's making them not laugh. :( Act like a mysterious boy who has no emotions. And eats a shit ton Yeah do that and scare away everyone. |
mayukachan said: Ill have you know that I once made a girl laughed with a knock knock joke. and im being myself it just didnt happen recentlyStop making sandwich jokes and dick jokes. Done. Oxalias said: Be yourself... is what I would say, but in this case that is probably what's making them not laugh. :( Act like a mysterious boy who has no emotions. And eats a shit ton Yeah do that and scare away everyone. |
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Oxalias said: >Implying it can't do both.PDot19 said: It's even smarter then what you give yourself credit for. To some this might offer inspiration and to others it offers deep and sophisticated humor.I see no flaws in it so it can only spell success. |
Happy Halloween |
| Make sex jokes |
PDot19 said: Oxalias said: >Implying it can't do both.It's even smarter then what you give yourself credit for. To some this might offer inspiration and to others it offers deep and sophisticated humor. Yes. "Por que nos las dos?" as that taco ad would say |
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Oxalias said: I'll have you know that I was both humoured and inspired, bub.PDot19 said: Not to the same person.>Implying it can't be both. |
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Aeldrian said: wow you're awkward, they probably laughed out of pityIll have you know that I once made a girl laughed with a knock knock joke. and im being myself it just didnt happen recently You should try the jokes on this site http://www.jowsey.com/jokes/misogynist.shtml i can guarentee you'll make a girl laugh with at least one of them, or your money back |
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Oxalias said: I'm just one of many, bub.PDot19 said: Your a freak of nature, son.I'll have you know that I was both humoured and inspired, bub. stay hipster. |
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Oxalias said: I don't see you having a money back guarenteeWhat are you selling this poor kids social success now? Don't trust scammers |
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| Iuno Just be a silly hyperactive mfer I guess Works for moi |
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| Tell them you love them with all your heart and they will definitely laugh |
| For some reason at school when a boy told a joke I would find it hilarious yet all my other friends would look at them in disgust. |
Bambi_ said: For some reason at school when a boy told a joke I would find it hilarious yet all my other friends would look at them in disgust. Their taste in humor is shit |
| Show 'em your DICK. |
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Near-over-L said: Show 'em your DICK. You seemed to be obsessed with dicks. |
| i found that talking about your dick ---> only boys laugh talking about someone's ugliness ---> girls laugh Different gender, different interest It seems that until now all youve been talked to your friend is only about your own dick |
| WEABOO SCIENTIST |
| I don't know, not everyone laughs at my jokes, but when it comes to those who do, I would say the crowd is pretty gender equal. I think trying to make them laugh is your first mistake though. Shouldn't be forcing it ya know. |
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Deathstroke_ said: Near-over-L said: Show 'em your DICK. You seemed to be obsessed with dicks. They do have a bible black avatar though |
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| Are you trying to be popular? Most of clown in the class is a popular person. |
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| most times when only the boys laugh it's because it's a dirty joke |
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| Probably because guys are usually more open to laughing at people. |
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| Make a funny joke. |
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| I dunno. Being funny to highschool girls (and pretty much everyone) isn't something that you can simply learn. I've at least learned from my experience that being funny is either something you are or something you are not. I mean, i've tried reading lots of books with cheesy titles along the lines of "How to make people laugh", "How to be funny", or "Read this and be a Comedian", that provide lots of quality punchlines and with extremely detailed infos such as how different body languages and eye contacts could produce different results. And i've practiced all of these to my friends. The result? They still found me as unfunny as ever. A dude among them even told me to spell my punchlines backwards due to how numbingly unfunny he found them to be. |
Amiluhur said: I dunno. Being funny to highschool girls (and pretty much everyone) isn't something that you can simply learn. I've at least learned from my experience that being funny is either something you are or something you are not. I mean, i've tried reading lots of books with cheesy titles along the lines of "How to make people laugh", "How to be funny", or "Read this and be a Comedian", that provide lots of quality punchlines and with extremely detailed infos such as how different body languages and eye contacts could produce different results. And i've practiced all of these to my friends. The result? They still found me as unfunny as ever. A dude among them even told me to spell my punchlines backwards due to how numbingly unfunny he found them to be. That's slightly sad. |
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| Find your own humor, not everyone has the slapstick humor working for them. Some people have a more sarcastic humor or a serious humor. Does that make any sense? I'm not really sure how to explain it. I know some people who are HILARIOUS but they don't do it on purpose, they just have this thing like having a really funny "Um dafuq did I just watch face" |
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| You don't be. The end. |
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| Say something stupid. |
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| Highschool gurls are all bitches, why would you want to make them laugh? |
| i've talked about this with people IRL btw. high school girls are not dating material, they are , well immature i guess?? u want to to start dating wait till college, BIG variety , lots of fishies in the see that u can pick from, so u will most certainly find a girl with whom u can click. |
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| Make urself laugh first scrub |
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| Stop making jokes only guys understand. |
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, [/i]By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!'' ~Oscar |
Amiluhur said: I dunno. Being funny to highschool girls (and pretty much everyone) isn't something that you can simply learn. I've at least learned from my experience that being funny is either something you are or something you are not. I mean, i've tried reading lots of books with cheesy titles along the lines of "How to make people laugh", "How to be funny", or "Read this and be a Comedian", that provide lots of quality punchlines and with extremely detailed infos such as how different body languages and eye contacts could produce different results. And i've practiced all of these to my friends. The result? They still found me as unfunny as ever. A dude among them even told me to spell my punchlines backwards due to how numbingly unfunny he found them to be. You may not know how to make people laugh but sure know how to make them sad. |
Stand down comedian. |
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| Tell them a bunch of sex and toilet jokes, then seal the deal by complimenting their physical appearance and saying youre not like the other guys guaranteed gf |
SupaKorin said: Why are you trying to make high school girls laugh? so he can have sex with them |
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