| Are you pretty or ugly in real life? As for myself, I'm the prettiest guy on earth. That's why none wants to date me, right? btw this thread was a mistake thanks to Sphinxter. |
PelagusSep 28, 2019 12:41 PM
| ugly im a fat guy in real life plus im sweaty (hyperhidrosis) so disgusting too |
| I'll let you be the judge of that. My physical appearance has been relentlessly criticised on reddit.  |
| Talking about just the face itself, I have no idea. I'm around average/above average, but not especially handsome I guess. But I do have a good physique, I like any kind of sports, I used to run for years, and I've been working out for almost two years now, 3-5 times a week. |
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| since people are posting selfies then might as well share mine |
| Well, since everyone posts their pics, I most mine too This is me |
| @Sphinxter are you Bob Marley? you smoke weed son lol |
| I don't particularly hide my face, I mean, it's my bloody profile picture. I'd say I look okay. Not particularly amazing but not terrible either. I'm sure you'll judge for yourself. This one was taken last week. |
| Neither — Bob Marley also has incredibly quotidian hair, not even a single piece of yarn, ribbon or coil in sight. |
 It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| My ugly mug is so damn sexy you guys must be protected from it. |
BakchosJan 16, 2022 4:46 PM
 Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
I'll show this classic picture (August 2017) once again.  |
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| The picture wrongly reflects the color tones; it can in the mirror the yarn veers into yellow-range whereas it looks more lime outside of it; in real life all of it is roughly the same shade of lime. That having been said — each and every one of you looks exceptionally quotidian. Soothly, am I the last bastion of style and culture left amongst the plebian masses? |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| @Sphinxter 's ribbon is brighter than my future. |
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Sphinxter said: Truly, if I were to post a photograph of mine I'd be the most bourgeois quotidian, much to your disappointment. The picture wrongly reflects the color tones; it can in the mirror the yarn veers into yellow-range whereas it looks more lime outside of it; in real life all of it is roughly the same shade of lime. That having been said — each and every one of you looks exceptionally quotidian. Soothly, am I the last bastion of style and culture left amongst the plebian masses? |
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Kosmonaut said: Whencever gained you this quaint impression that I not most enjoy to stand above the inferior masses?Sphinxter said: Truly, if I were to post a photograph of mine I'd be the most bourgeois quotidian, much to your disappointment. The picture wrongly reflects the color tones; it can in the mirror the yarn veers into yellow-range whereas it looks more lime outside of it; in real life all of it is roughly the same shade of lime. That having been said — each and every one of you looks exceptionally quotidian. Soothly, am I the last bastion of style and culture left amongst the plebian masses? Post it with all due speed that I once more might feel superior. |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| I'm likely the most handsome individual on this website and by ''likely'' I mean most definitely, but I don't really like bragging about it haha. You know, because I'm humble like that. |
 I am a god Even though I'm a man of god My whole life in the hand of god So y'all better quit playing with god  |
| I don't know. I'm at least not in bad physical shape. |
 I can see you |
Sphinxter said: How long did it take you to get that majestic hair, good pal? I have a way more awesome haircut than y'all normalfag niggers combined at the very least:  |
Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
Maneki-Mew said: Something tells me it's not a good idea to post a selfie here. Just imagine a random dark blonde-brunette basic bitch and you get an idea. its a conspiracy we dudes are posting selfies to lure dudettes to posting theirs too |
| @Sphinxter: Oh hello there, Woolie. |
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I have only this picture currently. |
Bakchos said: One can get something fairly similar looking in one week from completely combed hair. In my case I mostly just stopped combing it and it took about 6 months before it began looking like dreadlocks.Sphinxter said: How long did it take you to get that majestic hair, good pal? I have a way more awesome haircut than y'all normalfag niggers combined at the very least: Maneki-Mew said: Am I to understand that you are verily quotidian, bourgeois, and austere, and that yet more my sense of superiority is justified?Something tells me it's not a good idea to post a selfie here. Just imagine a random dark blonde-brunette basic bitch and you get an idea. |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
Maneki-Mew said: Something tells me it's not a good idea to post a selfie here. Just imagine a random dark blonde-brunette basic bitch and you get an idea. loool why are you being that harsh on yourself? ya bich |
deg said: I must admit that I'm quite tempted to post a crossdressing picture — the problem is that they all show my face, but I'm going to go with one that shows it not clearly:Maneki-Mew said: Something tells me it's not a good idea to post a selfie here. Just imagine a random dark blonde-brunette basic bitch and you get an idea. its a conspiracy we dudes are posting selfies to lure dudettes to posting theirs too  |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| @Sphinxter aight you live up to your reputation here on MAL fuck genders lol |
Sphinxter said: I must admit that I'm quite tempted to post a crossdressing picture — the problem is that they all show my face, but I'm going to go with one that shows it not clearly: yo big sidenote but your room looks sick lol |
| This thread looks about the same as I thought it would.... |
Sphinxter said: You don't wanna show your face, but I'll show mine because I'm just bourgeois just like that. I'm just so quotidian my most recent non-joke photo is from a year ago with my ex. I'll try to cut her out so you'll not have to deal with even more quotidian people on your screen.I must admit that I'm quite tempted to post a crossdressing picture — the problem is that they all show my face, but I'm going to go with one that shows it not clearly: And no, I hadn't engaged in use of cannabis. When I smile, I close my eyes. |
KosmonautDec 27, 2019 8:51 AM
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Kosmonaut said: Sphinxter said: You don't wanna show your face, but I'll show mine because I'm just bourgeois just like that. I'm just so quotidian my most recent non-joke photo is from a year ago with my ex. I'll try to cut her out so you'll not have to deal with even more quotidian people on your screen.I must admit that I'm quite tempted to post a crossdressing picture — the problem is that they all show my face, but I'm going to go with one that shows it not clearly: And no, I hadn't engaged in use of cannabis. When I smile, I close my eyes. you look like a cute teddy bear lol. but your beard game is weak ma dude. |
deg said: If that's the goal, people can drop it, because I doubt any girl will post a selfie. Girls care a lot more about being doxxed - and harassed - than guys do. Maneki-Mew said: Something tells me it's not a good idea to post a selfie here. Just imagine a random dark blonde-brunette basic bitch and you get an idea. its a conspiracy we dudes are posting selfies to lure dudettes to posting theirs too |
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sad_sinner said: It took me a year and a half to notice I was the only one that thought that my beard game was on point, because no one told me. This summer I finally realized how bad it is and got rid of it. Kosmonaut said: You don't wanna show your face, but I'll show mine because I'm just bourgeois just like that. I'm just so quotidian my most recent non-joke photo is from a year ago with my ex. I'll try to cut her out so you'll not have to deal with even more quotidian people on your screen. And no, I hadn't engaged in use of cannabis. When I smile, I close my eyes. you look like a cute teddy bear lol. but your beard game is weak ma dude. |
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Kosmonaut said: If that's the goal, people can drop it, because I doubt any girl will post a selfie. Girls care a lot more about being doxxed - and harassed - than guys do. yep makes sense, that post of mine was just a joke though since MAL is still a small site so for me its fine to post things here |
| i dont know am i ugly or pretty in real life ? |
lots of music -  |
| That's far from the most interesting part; most of my apartment is covered in vines which are only visible for a very small part there. kingraptor724 said: D'accord — everyone here looks so boring.This thread looks about the same as I thought it would.... |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| As I anticipated you all can't compete with my sexyness, poor MAL @Kosmonaut who are you trying to fool? You are dutch, you were high @Sphinxter it isn't real dreads, just hair? I'm confused. |
Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
kingraptor724 said: This thread looks about the same as I thought it would.... bro ur using fkn hitler as your profile pic stfu faggot |
| Nope, usually my cold reclusive personality drives women away irl. lol |
sad_sinner said: kingraptor724 said: This thread looks about the same as I thought it would.... bro ur using fkn hitler as your profile pic stfu faggot C O P E Be mindful of cleanliness, Hitler is watching to make sure you wash your hair and scrub your face. |
| I don't understand... dreadlocks are typically made of hair are they not? That is my hair; it grows out of my scalp and is tangled together into dreadlocks. |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| I don't even smoke weed, I've failed in life, I'm not cool, just bourgeois. |
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| Depends if you like the look of unwashed vagrants I suppose. |
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| Nothing special, as long as my fiancé is fine with my mug I'm gucci tho. Here's a pic from half a year ago, I trimmed my beard since then. |
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Kosmonaut said: That's alright, pal.. You can tell us the truth about your averageness. Not everyone can be as sexy as I am.I don't even smoke weed, I've failed in life, I'm not cool, just bourgeois. Sphinxter said: I know, that's why I knew I had got it wrong. How do you do in the shower? I figure you don't wash it, do you use a tuque or something? I don't understand... dreadlocks are typically made of hair are they not? That is my hair; it grows out of my scalp and is tangled together into dreadlocks. |
Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
Maneki-Mew said: I am judging the cover by the cover; I am merely saying that everyone here looks uninspired; I said nothing about their personality.Sphinxter said: Am I to understand that you are verily quotidian, bourgeois, and austere, and that yet more my sense of superiority is justified? If you judge people by cover, am I really the one, who is bourgeois then? Bakchos said: Why wouldn't I? I just put soap in it; let it work in for about five minutes, then wash the soap out again like with any other hair.I know, that's why I knew I had got it wrong. How do you do in the shower? I figure you don't wash it, do you use a tuque or something? If I did that not once in a while, it would surely end up with a most unpleasant odor. |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
Erg_Orgy said: Nothing special, as long as my fiancé is fine with my mug I'm gucci tho. Here's a pic from half a year ago, I trimmed my beard since then. which country are you biologically from my brodda? |
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