I found this somewhere but i`ll copy paste it here.
I saw MundaneMatt at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any adblock infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
In October 2001, Matt met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief video in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Matt became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
The other night I was walking down the street with Matt, he was eating a whole bucket of chicken and drinking a large diet coke Matt was talking about random ass shit no one cares about as he'd been doing since i'd picked him up from daycare that day. Suddenly Matt's demeanor changed, he started snarling and dropped his chicken on the ground grease running down his face, i'd wondered what had happened, suddenly i'd heard it. There was a young man telling his grandmother about a cool new thing called ad-block which will block those pesky ads and made using the internet more fun, GOD NO, suddenly Matt roared "Turn off that pesky ad-block", and lunged at the unsuspecting young man and his grandmother, he pulled out his one inch penis and raped both of them before chocking them to death he said "Don't forget to rate, comment, and subscribe". Matt casually walked back to me picked up his chicken(which had fallen in dog shit) and started eating it, I continued to walk him home, knowing if i didn't I'd become one of his subscribers too.
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