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What execution method would you pick?
May 15, 2017 12:02 PM
#1
If you were about to be executed, and could pick the method of execution, what would you pick? And no, you can't pick something like old age. |
May 15, 2017 12:03 PM
#2
May 15, 2017 12:04 PM
#3
I haven't died yet so I'm 100% sure I can't. So any method won't work. |
May 15, 2017 12:06 PM
#4
May 15, 2017 12:14 PM
#5
Hanging is kinda romantic if I can be executed along with some other ppl And plus id get to make the legendary joke "hey... Wanna hang out?" If it's just me for some fucked up crime I did then um gas chamber me with nitrous oxide |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 15, 2017 12:21 PM
#6
May 15, 2017 12:23 PM
#7
Keiski said: I'm positive they would sew your head back on if you asked nicely Death by Guillotine probably isn't so bad. Except for the fact that an open casket funeral is out of the picture. |
May 15, 2017 12:25 PM
#8
Drugs said: Keiski said: I'm positive they would sew your head back on if you asked nicely Death by Guillotine probably isn't so bad. Except for the fact that an open casket funeral is out of the picture. Then you just need some makeup on the wound(?) and there, good as new. |
May 15, 2017 12:31 PM
#10
Keiski said: Things are simpler if you're willing to think outside of the boxDrugs said: Then you just need some makeup on the wound(?) and there, good as new.Keiski said: Death by Guillotine probably isn't so bad. Except for the fact that an open casket funeral is out of the picture. |
May 15, 2017 12:32 PM
#11
Deerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, there's only one Exeggcute method [img]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/a/af/102Exeggcute.png/250px-102Exeggcute.png[img] |
Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
May 15, 2017 12:37 PM
#12
Drugs said: Keiski said: Things are simpler if you're willing to think outside of the boxDrugs said: Keiski said: I'm positive they would sew your head back on if you asked nicely Death by Guillotine probably isn't so bad. Except for the fact that an open casket funeral is out of the picture. I can't believe I didn't think of that. Well, I am an idiot. |
May 15, 2017 12:37 PM
#13
I'd like to die in my waifu's arms, I don't care what method they use |
What's the difference? |
May 15, 2017 12:38 PM
#14
May 15, 2017 12:42 PM
#16
HaXXspetten said: There'd probably be a lot of blood coming out. Being milked to death by a group (flock?) of succubi Just saying. |
May 15, 2017 12:44 PM
#17
codephat said: That's not what my doujins taught meHaXXspetten said: There'd probably be a lot of blood coming out. Being milked to death by a group (flock?) of succubi Just saying. |
May 15, 2017 12:46 PM
#18
HaXXspetten said: It's hard to tell the difference when it's black and white. codephat said: That's not what my doujins taught meHaXXspetten said: Being milked to death by a group (flock?) of succubi Just saying. |
May 15, 2017 12:46 PM
#19
I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey. Outside those options though I'd rather just be blown to pieces by an explosion and spray my innards all over the place. |
May 15, 2017 12:49 PM
#20
Zenbear said: I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey. Outside those options though I'd rather just be blown to pieces by an explosion and spray my innards all over the place. You can ejaculate from hanging?! Explode and turn yourself into abstract art in the process... Why didn't I think of this? |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 15, 2017 12:55 PM
#21
Zenbear said: I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey. O Well when you put it like that, it doesn't sound so bad. |
May 15, 2017 12:55 PM
#22
Ikaros_42oh said: Zenbear said: I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey. Outside those options though I'd rather just be blown to pieces by an explosion and spray my innards all over the place. You can ejaculate from hanging?! Explode and turn yourself into abstract art in the process... Why didn't I think of this? You can from strangulation. If my neck snaps though that ain't gonna happen. |
May 15, 2017 12:55 PM
#23
I wanna die from sleep deprivation, sounds interesting to be forced into insanity. Who knows what I'll do, but being insane would increase my chances of escaping so I'm down. |
May 15, 2017 8:53 PM
#24
Beheading as I hug my body pillow to my last breath; I'm sure at that point I have no regret. |
May 15, 2017 8:54 PM
#25
being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile |
I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
May 15, 2017 9:36 PM
#26
xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 15, 2017 9:44 PM
#27
Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha |
I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
May 15, 2017 9:47 PM
#28
xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 15, 2017 9:51 PM
#29
Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you ... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol |
I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
May 15, 2017 9:55 PM
#30
May 15, 2017 9:56 PM
#31
May 15, 2017 10:01 PM
#32
xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you ... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause! I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol (And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha) |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 15, 2017 10:05 PM
#33
Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you ... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause! I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol (And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha) Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P Really might watch that >_> |
I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
May 15, 2017 10:10 PM
#34
xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you ... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause! I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol (And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha) Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P Really might watch that >_> Very true, welcome then to the MAL (My Army List) Army I think I've already got some ptsd though from some of the stupid shit I've read here... Less than a month and now when I'm on the internet I have to sit in the corner so no one can sneak up on me |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 15, 2017 10:16 PM
#35
Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you ... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause! I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol (And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha) Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P Really might watch that >_> Very true, welcome then to the MAL (My Army List) Army I think I've already got some ptsd though from some of the stupid shit I've read here... Less than a month and now when I'm on the internet I have to sit in the corner so no one can sneak up on me Yeeee MAL Liberation Front mobilize! Yeah that's one of the hazards for a MALF soldier, luckily you've proven your willingness to ride nuclear weaponry and I think you'll do well here. |
I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
May 15, 2017 10:26 PM
#36
xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you ... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause! I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol (And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha) Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P Really might watch that >_> Very true, welcome then to the MAL (My Army List) Army I think I've already got some ptsd though from some of the stupid shit I've read here... Less than a month and now when I'm on the internet I have to sit in the corner so no one can sneak up on me Yeeee MAL Liberation Front mobilize! Yeah that's one of the hazards for a MALF soldier, luckily you've proven your willingness to ride nuclear weaponry and I think you'll do well here. OH SHIT ITS THE CUTE MAID ARMY!! RUN THEYRE BADASS AS FUCK WE'RE DOOMED (Ayyy we friendos now) Sorry about your thread OP but it was done anyways xD |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 15, 2017 10:37 PM
#37
Monty Python Meaning of Life execution. Nuff said. |
^_^ |
May 15, 2017 10:56 PM
#38
Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: Ikaros_42oh said: xrockxz89 said: being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha Sir it's been an honor nuking with you ... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause! I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol (And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha) Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P Really might watch that >_> Very true, welcome then to the MAL (My Army List) Army I think I've already got some ptsd though from some of the stupid shit I've read here... Less than a month and now when I'm on the internet I have to sit in the corner so no one can sneak up on me Yeeee MAL Liberation Front mobilize! Yeah that's one of the hazards for a MALF soldier, luckily you've proven your willingness to ride nuclear weaponry and I think you'll do well here. OH SHIT ITS THE CUTE MAID ARMY!! RUN THEYRE BADASS AS FUCK WE'RE DOOMED (Ayyy we friendos now) Sorry about your thread OP but it was done anyways xD fall before the kawaii maid army, FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA |
I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
May 15, 2017 11:02 PM
#39
Gladiatorial combat so I die in combat and become an immortal, participate in the game, gather other immortals' energy during the quickening. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARRRRRRRRRRRRE BOOOOOOOOOOOORN TO BE KINGS WERE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSE! |
Lost_VikingMay 15, 2017 11:06 PM
May 15, 2017 11:18 PM
#40
Have piano wire wrapped around your neck. Have your hands super-glued to your head. Then get pushed off a ladder. With the right impact and execution, it'll look like you ripped your head off. |
May 15, 2017 11:28 PM
#41
Kasey said: Fastest and least painfullest method. I don't know any. well you will never know for sure until you try! ill try right after you dont worry though ;) |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
May 16, 2017 1:17 AM
#42
I would just ask them for a bottle of Darwin cocktail so that I can die painlessly (and in an instant) :) |
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May 16, 2017 1:39 AM
#43
HaXXspetten said: codephat said: That's not what my doujins taught meHaXXspetten said: Being milked to death by a group (flock?) of succubi Just saying. I was going to say I thought I read that doujin but you said group. |
May 16, 2017 1:44 AM
#44
How bout watching anime for as long as you can without food or water? |
May 16, 2017 4:12 AM
#45
I'd love to be tossed out of a plane over somewhere scenic. Basically just go skydiving with an abrupt ending. Being dropped into the Amazon Rainforest sounds fun to me. I love the look of the river, and the Andes Mountains to the west are some of the most beautiful in the world. Sounds like a fun final ride. |
What, I love big Richards, okay? |
May 16, 2017 5:20 AM
#46
Spontaneous combustion. No pain, no mess. |
May 16, 2017 5:52 AM
#47
The guillotine seems like it would be quick and painless and there's not a lot that can go wrong. Plus your grieving family get to keep your head as a lovely parting gift. |
May 16, 2017 6:04 AM
#48
Being put to sleep or made unconscious first, then maybe lethal injection while I'm not awake/conscious. |
May 16, 2017 6:11 AM
#49
Bobby2Hands said: The guillotine seems like it would be quick and painless and there's not a lot that can go wrong. Plus your grieving family get to keep your head as a lovely parting gift. It's actually not as quick as you think. Your brain is still active for awhile after your head gets detached from your body. Basically you'll be conscious for about 15 seconds are so afterward. You probably wouldn't feel anything though seeing as your no longer connected to your nervous system |
May 16, 2017 6:31 AM
#50
Being executed by a girl, I don't care much about the rest. Zenbear said: It's actually not as quick as you think. Your brain is still active for awhile after your head gets detached from your body. Basically you'll be conscious for about 15 seconds are so afterward. You probably wouldn't feel anything though seeing as your no longer connected to your nervous system Never been decapitated, but 15 seconds is way too long, there are rumors that some people had conscious reactions for up to 3-4 seconds after the beheading (like twitching, lifting their eyes when their name was called out), but since there will be no blood/oxygen going to your brain I really doubt it will be the same level of consciousness as usual. |
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