| Today we were kissing and suddenly she farted very loud and it smelled awful , have never been in this situation b4 . I haven't talken to her in about 2 days. Should I just end it with her? Does your girlfriend fart in front of you? |
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ArmodThoroddsson said: Today we were kissing and suddenly she farted very loud and it smelled awful , have never been in this situation b4 . I haven't talken to her in about 2 days. Should I just end it with her? Does your girlfriend fart in front of you? Lol~if you loved her so much. You shouldn't break up XD |
| FOREVER ALONE!! YAAAAAAH! |
| I must say i hardly laugh on CD, but this ? this was simple and classic lol. |
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| sadly not , iT smelled relly AWFUL like rotten eggs , i find that disrespectful btw spuukie u had never had a bf b4 |
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| Yeah that's gross. She should have held it and farted later. Next thing she'll be burping in your mouth when you're kissing. |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
| no mo rimjob, I thought girls didn't fart |
I'm feelin' normal, I'm feelin' myself ♪♪ |
| hahahah maybe she got so excited that couldnt hold it anymore xDDD just let it go >.> |
| I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's over |
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| if you have to ask such a question then maybe it's just not meant to be. if it were a true love it wouldn't change how you felt about her despite it having killed the mood. |
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Gobblin said: no mo rimjob, I thought girls didn't fart that's what i thought when i was kiddu  its all butterflies |
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| Oh for the love of God man! Why didn't you exert your dominance on her and mark your territory by farting right back on her!? Preferably with a dutch oven. (fyi: Dutch Oven - The act of trapping your girlfriend under bed covers and releasing vile, ass fumes.) |
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| Well played OP, Well fucking played |
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| I have a feeling you are just trolling to see what our responses will be. |
Soverign said: (fyi: Dutch Oven - The act of trapping your girlfriend under bed covers and releasing vile, ass fumes.) lol guess u learn something new on internet evr day , thnx putin |
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ArmodThoroddsson said: Soverign said: (fyi: Dutch Oven - The act of trapping your girlfriend under bed covers and releasing vile, ass fumes.) lol guess u learn something new on internet evr day , thnx putin You are welcome. But remember, you have to really trap her in there. You want the scent to seep into her very pores and make her completely undesirable to all others. |
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| I'm wondering why you bought a dakimakura that can fart. The answer is yes, you should return it. |
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| You're 23 and you still think like this? Yeah break up with her so she can find someone better. |
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| im actually weak lmao. i hope your not being serious~ |
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I would. She definitely ruined the mood, and it will be hard to forget about every time you see her. I wouldn't want that kind of relationship. |
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| Get her gone. That's just disgusting. |
| if this is what's making you contemplate breaking up with her, by all means, go for it |
| It's scary when it gets to the point where you can't even tell anymore whether what the OP is saying is a complete joke or not lool. But to answer your 'question' (lol), I'd say yes, break up with her. Not because she farted (let alone in front of you), but because, well, if you're that petty to break up with her for literally being a human being, then that just obviously shows that you don't even like/love this girl at all, otherwise you wouldn't even consider breaking up with her over such a trivial matter, therefore just break up with her. I mean if you really liked her, then I'm pretty sure you wouldn't just straight up breaking up with her over one simple 'fart' lmao. Also, I really don't get what's the big deal tho lmao, like yeah farting in general is a gross thing, but the reality is that we all do it and we can't help it. If you don't like her farting in front of you, then why not just talk about it with her instead of just coming to the conclusion that you should just break up with her lool. But for some reason, I can't help but think that you're joking, because this just sounds completely ridiculous lol. |
GemOct 28, 2017 10:07 PM
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| Go ahead, but don't be surprised when she catches you farting at the mall randomly in like two years. |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| Just an innocent mistake, she probably mistook that as your fetish. Sure she didn't catch you sniffing girl's butts or licking toilet bowls? |
| I'm not a lolicon, you're just projecting your tendency to lewd 2D characters. If your favourite character is Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko, you are my soul mate. Been a long time since I've been here, I'll continue expressing myself freely and believe everyone should too. My MAL Interview |
shotz said: you never know man, maybe the start of a beautiful new acquired taste. next thing you know you'll be holding a piece of glass over your face as your gf poops on it. anything is possible if you start on 2d format. God damn, how does shit like this exist lmfao. This is some /d/ tier shit. |
| lol i swear that could happen when u married. XD |
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| Chill dude, you probably should give her some loperamide before making out. |
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| Nice bait. Try a tad harder next time, though. |
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spuukiebuugi said: um please tell me you’re joking last I checked most boyfriends/girlfriends who break up have way worse problems than a little public flatulence Okay so how many forum sets do you have/make per day? Lol.. |
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| Twelve year olds shouldn't be in relationships. So, yes, you should probably break up. |
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| This is why MAL has to be 18+ This middle school shit is just aggravating at this point... |
ArmodThoroddsson said: sadly not , iT smelled relly AWFUL like rotten eggs , i find that disrespectful btw spuukie u had never had a bf b4 What can she do ? She couldn't resist .. pretty sure she didn't do that on purpose lol Also , both of you are way too young , just break up already. |
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