senpaiiiiiiiiiii said: iSheep said: Noi gotchu fam Something more like dis Godam my pantsu exploded But he was like that.....30 years ago..... |
| Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit. |
| this might be a little too much to ask for but - loves me - likes cuddling - at least 5'7" - not fat - is able to cook - is able to appreciate beauty - doesn't have shitty music taste - loves animals edit: post below me reminded me that i'd prefer a a guy the same age, if not older, 1-5 years older is all g |
lemoncupJul 15, 2015 8:20 PM
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| At least 5 years older than me |
| Ideal girlfriend; a few inches taller than me, has the whole 'girl next door' vibe going for her, not super feminine in her day-to-day life but really feminine when she dresses up, kind, understanding, intelligent, confident, independent, would let me be the big spoon despite being shorter, similar interests, a year older than me, and I'm sure there's a word for but I can't think of it so in other words I'd prefer to be the one in the relationship who frequently buys their s/o little gifts instead of being the one who receives the gifts if that makes sense Ideal boyfriend; taller than me but not physically huge, a year or two older than me, intelligent, kind, independent, considerate, similar interests, confident, quiet, dresses kinda well (like wears sweaters, flannel, and button ups a lot.), can take a joke, and has to be able to give good hugs |
amazingbrian said: Woah settle down there chiefalive |
| Found her already. After a year of being in love with her and being a good friend to her, i finally got the balls to admit it a couple of days ago. Turns out, she kinda could tell, and she was glad that i admitted it, but she wasn't into me. She even has a relationship with someone, but wouldn't tell me because she knew i was in love with her, and i would've gotten hurt if i knew. Well.. hearing that kinda hurt too.. but.. At least i'm glad that i admitted it to her. At least i know now that we won't end up together and i don't have to sit here wondering every day if we will. I still feel kinda down because of all this and i even dropped a few tears, but i'll be alright. I got my friends who are always there to make me laugh and play fun games with and i got anime. I'll be fine eventually ^-^ |
| The one that can cook for me any kind of food at anytime I want. |
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| -Nice -Caring -Compassionate -Similar hobbies -Supportive -Good face -Decent body -Good cook -Not crazy -Doesn't mind cleaning -Can shoot lasers from her mouth -Preferably a cyborg -Also being a monster girl wouldn't hurt -Kind Nah I'm just playing, my standards aint that high, you just need to be dtf. Real talk, most of the forum doesn't seem to be pursuing relationships anyway lol. |
LoneWolfJul 15, 2015 9:46 PM
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
if i can do this im ok  |
| Fully embraces her sexuality Huge tits Very passionate Kind Love kids and animals Doesn't expect me to read her mind Laugh at my corny jokes o wait I just described my girlfriend :) |
| My SO. Yeah, life is good. |
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| Dog lover Preferably short hair Similar taste in shows, music, and movies fellow narutard |
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| Handsome,caring ,gentleman,we have the same hobby,funny and i am comfortable with him. |
| loyality & not having a past of being a malewhore is most important. Also LostGod said: Having a tiny bit of a fashion sense would be nice.Preferably thin, because I like visible collarbones |
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| Lol looks don't matter as much as her personality, not even close. Looks are the most unimportant factor of a girls' features when it comes to the reason you like her. I like someone for their personality. Sure, looks are affective to if you like them or not, but it shouldn't actually affect it. |
SolBlade said: Clockwerk93 said: This. It's 'she' in my case though. Why not both? :^) Are you implying something? :^) |
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Rarusu_ said: damastah said: My SO. Yeah, life is good. Of course, you wouldn't dare to say otherwise It's trufax tho. |
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Oneesanismywaifu said: - Sexy - Extrovert If you delete the last three lines it's possible to find a girl like that lol I deleted all the last three lines. Drugs said: SometimesCertain said: This is pathetic- Sexy - Extrovert - Not to be ghetto - Must be female - Intelligent - Big breasts - Be an atheist - Confidence - Be quite of a dick - Preferably not into sports - Preferably not into anime/manga, video games, sports and light novels. - Must have beautiful eyes - Not be on shitty social networks like Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr , etc. - Be a fan of intelligent music artists except retarded music artists/bands like Katy Perry Nicki Minaj One Direction Taylor Swift etc. - Preferably not into Rap, Classic music. I think that's pretty much it. Thanks for your opinion. iSheep said: Drugs said: This is pathetic I'm almost certain he made a list that explains why he's still a virgin. I don't know how to answer this question. |
SometimesCertainJul 17, 2015 12:37 PM
| faithful, not a hoe, preferably dark long hair, decent face and body, no piercings or tattoos, doesn't drink or smoke, kind and sweet, has morals and not a hoe |
goatkage said: faithful, not a hoe, preferably dark long hair, decent face and body, no piercings or tattoos, doesn't drink or smoke, kind and sweet, has morals and not a hoe You have decent taste. |
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| Short hair, emotionally despondent, lithe, artsy, altruistic and with a healthy amount of misanthropy, cynicism and pessimism. Them being down with smoking weed would be cool too. Lucky me that they're a dime a dozen in university. |
Working_Designs said: goatkage said: faithful, not a hoe, preferably dark long hair, decent face and body, no piercings or tattoos, doesn't drink or smoke, kind and sweet, has morals and not a hoe You have decent taste. Salute |
| Physical traits- Tall, glasses, long hair, dresses reasonably, has big dong. Character traits- Open minded (both mentally and sexually), hilarious, more intelligent/knowledgeable than me, can dance, sociable, emotionally stable, common music taste, smokes weed, super affectionate, can keep up with me sexually (lord knows that guy is nonexistent), is into piercings/tattoos, really like frank ocean. I'll have this man ordered to my apartment within a week, please and thank you. Also, atleast 6 inches. |
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Working_Designs said: Hoppy said: Between 4'5" and 4'11" You got some kinda midget fetish or something? Hey, don't hate on short girls. I'm 5'0. |
Clockwerk93 said: SolBlade said: Why not both? :^) Are you implying something? :^) I will never know cause I will never find her. :^( |
I lurk a lot in the Casual Discussion section. I'd love to have conversations through profile messaging cause I find it interesting. Come on, message me. Let's see if you've peaked my interests! |
| Okay, fo realz: A woman who doesn't need to take selfies every half fucking second. Having a tail is a bonus. |
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| a pizza |
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| Full of blood, with functioning vital organs, would be super. |
 "I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| A woman who's into Industrial music, literature, video games and has blue hair. |
| WEAPONS - My blog, for reviews of music, anime, books, and other things |
| While I wouldn't say I have any "deal breakers", (I can imagine myself dating just about anyone if I like them enough) there are some qualities that are very important to me. - Intelligent - Talkative - Relaxed - Nerdy - Reasonably fit - Plays video games - Is not strongly religious - Can deal with or is attracted to effeminate guys. (I hate having to act masculine all the time in a relationship.) Everything else is more of just a bonus. - Short or tied back hair - Very physically active - Confident - Capable - Strong willed - Loves music - Loves to debate or argue - Logical minded - Can play an instrument (or is otherwise creatively inclined) - Doesn't snore (seriously the worst) - Not a nymphomaniac (Trust me, you think it sounds cool until you date one.) I think that is about it. Kind of a bigger list than I expected out of myself..... whateva. |
aha said: Full of blood, with functioning vital organs, would be super. You zombiefobic. |
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Drugs said: SometimesCertain said: This is pathetic- Sexy - Extrovert - Not to be ghetto - Must be female - Intelligent - Big breasts - Be an atheist - Confidence - Be quite of a dick - Preferably not into sports - Preferably not into anime/manga, video games, sports and light novels. - Must have beautiful eyes - Not be on shitty social networks like Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr , etc. - Be a fan of intelligent music artists except retarded music artists/bands like Katy Perry Nicki Minaj One Direction Taylor Swift etc. - Preferably not into Rap, Classic music. I think that's pretty much it. wtf is an intelligent music artist listening to certain music/artists makes you dumb these days? how shallow, i'd rather have a broad appreciation for music than just honing in on things other people think i should like. boy better nail my colours to the masts that sail the most educated pirates wheres the plank let me walk it |
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Vexper said: Drugs said: [/spoiler][spoiler]This is pathetic wtf is an intelligent music artist Obviously a music artist who is intelligent. And from what I hear, a lot of these rap artists have multiple investments and are quite successful businessmen. In other words, it's absolutely okay to listen to Lil' Wayne blowing millions of dollars on strippers, booze, and cocaine. |
| Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit. |
Tally1116 said: Working_Designs said: You got some kinda midget fetish or something? Hey, don't hate on short girls. I'm 5'0. Yeah, that was super insensitive of him. They're called little people now. |
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Tally1116 said: Working_Designs said: You got some kinda midget fetish or something? Hey, don't hate on short girls. I'm 5'0. Oh, did I make you mad? What about all the girls your height that refuse to date guys who are less than 6 feet tall? If you can be shallow, than so can I. |
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iSheep said: Vexper said: [/spoiler] wtf is an intelligent music artist Obviously a music artist who is intelligent. And from what I hear, a lot of these rap artists have multiple investments and are quite successful businessmen. In other words, it's absolutely okay to listen to Lil' Wayne blowing millions of dollars on strippers, booze, and cocaine. sheep do have fantastic hearing |
| the official MAL hall of fame/cursed comments is now open for business - you are welcome to PM me any potential quotes to include |
Vexper said: Drugs said: This is pathetic wtf is an intelligent music artist listening to certain music/artists makes you dumb these days? how shallow, i'd rather have a broad appreciation for music than just honing in on things other people think i should like. boy better nail my colours to the masts that sail the most educated pirates wheres the plank let me walk it lol @ intelligent music. Apparently, a sensory experience can be 'stupid' or 'smart'. I once ate baked potatoes that were really stupid. I wonder if SometimesCertain heard of Atmopshere, Sadistik, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Notorious BIG or any good rap artists. |
| WEAPONS - My blog, for reviews of music, anime, books, and other things |
TheBrainintheJar said: Vexper said: This is pathetic wtf is an intelligent music artist listening to certain music/artists makes you dumb these days? how shallow, i'd rather have a broad appreciation for music than just honing in on things other people think i should like. boy better nail my colours to the masts that sail the most educated pirates wheres the plank let me walk it heBrainintheJar said: lol @ intelligent music. Apparently, a sensory experience can be 'stupid' or 'smart'. I once ate baked potatoes that were really stupid. I wonder if SometimesCertain heard of Atmopshere, Sadistik, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Notorious BIG or any good rap artists. Of course I heard Big Notorious and yes he is a good rap artist but, I'm not sure about the rest of them |
SometimesCertainJul 17, 2015 12:46 PM
| has to be ghetto af and a terrible influence on me, also if she can have a father that wants to kill me that's a huge plus nahahah i just want a nice girl ^^ |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| Haha, my ideal boyfriend is the man I'm talking to now. :-) He's kind, sweet, funny, intelligent, and thoughtful. We share similar values and beliefs. Most of all, he inspires me become a better person. ^^ |
iSheep said: Vexper said: [/spoiler] wtf is an intelligent music artist Obviously a music artist who is intelligent. And from what I hear, a lot of these rap artists have multiple investments and are quite successful businessmen. In other words, it's absolutely okay to listen to Lil' Wayne blowing millions of dollars on strippers, booze, and cocaine. I thought it wasn't okay to listen rap artists like that because it makes you have shit taste. |
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