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Jun 9, 2015 11:02 AM
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You gotta hang out with good looking dudes (no homo) to increase your chances of getting pussy. doesn't matter how ugly you are the way your group looks evens out your ugliness. The more cute niggas you have in your squad the more girls would wanna talk to you this is science. so my question is are you the ugly friend in your group or are you the one who's pulling all the girls ?
GwyndoliinJun 9, 2015 2:50 PM
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Jun 9, 2015 11:04 AM
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Neither. No one in my friend group is "getting the girls"
Jun 9, 2015 11:06 AM
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Surely if you hung out with attractive people when you're ugly it would make you stand out as an "ugly" person more?
Where the fuck did Monday go?
Jun 9, 2015 11:06 AM
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I don't have any friends but I am definitely not ugly. I'm the most attractive person that I know.
Jun 9, 2015 11:06 AM
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This logic doesn't make any sense. The good looking guys get the attention, while the ugly guys are left with the scraps.

Girls don't approach good looking guys and then accept a consolation prize, if they strike out they move on.
GovJun 9, 2015 11:12 AM
Jun 9, 2015 11:08 AM
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JD2411 said:
I don't have any friends but I am definitely not ugly. I'm the most attractive person that I know.
Jun 9, 2015 11:14 AM
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What? If I was ugly, I'd try to find uglier ppl to hang out with
Jun 9, 2015 11:15 AM
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dw i'm sure their standards are different :)
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.
Jun 9, 2015 11:15 AM
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The girls don't want to date the ugly friend, though, they are only being nice to the ugly friend in hopes that the hotter friend will like them for it.
Jun 9, 2015 11:15 AM

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I am sure you aren't ugly at all. :3
Jun 9, 2015 11:16 AM

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WingsOfValor said:
I am sure you aren't ugly at all. :3


Wings, you're too nice ^^
Where the fuck did Monday go?
Jun 9, 2015 11:19 AM

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Cersei said:
The girls don't want to date the ugly friend, though, they are only being nice to the ugly friend in hopes that the hotter friend will like them for it.

ore monogatari
Jun 9, 2015 11:21 AM

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DarkStarr96 said:
Surely if you hung out with attractive people when you're ugly it would make you stand out as an "ugly" person more?

Believe it or not, but what OP said is actually true. I think it's called "cheerleader effect" or something like that.
Jun 9, 2015 11:23 AM

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I literally hang out with hot people so I don't seem too ugly
Jun 9, 2015 11:25 AM

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mayukachan said:
What? If I was ugly, I'd try to find uglier ppl to hang out with
goatkage said:
You gotta hang out with good looking dudes (no homo) to increase your chances of getting pussy.

what lovely mindsets.
Jun 9, 2015 11:25 AM

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Cersei said:
The girls don't want to date the ugly friend, though, they are only being nice to the ugly friend in hopes that the hotter friend will like them for it.


I thought girls weren't as shallow as men and cared more about looks? Where did that narrative go?
GovJun 9, 2015 11:31 AM
Jun 9, 2015 11:26 AM

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mayukachan said:
ore monogatari


Real girls don't tend to be flawless angels like shoujo anime girls can be.
Especially not in group situations where the attractive guys are the ones who pulled them into the group.
Jun 9, 2015 11:31 AM

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Gov said:
Cersei said:
The girls don't want to date the ugly friend, though, they are only being nice to the ugly friend in hopes that the hotter friend will like them for it.


I thought girls weren't as shallow as men and cared more about looks? Where did that narrative go?


Oooooh
Where the fuck did Monday go?
Jun 9, 2015 11:33 AM

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Gov said:
Cersei said:
The girls don't want to date the ugly friend, though, they are only being nice to the ugly friend in hopes that the hotter friend will like them for it.


I thought girls weren't as shallow as men and cared more about looks? Where did that narrative go?


no, both genders are shallow as fuk in realty.
Jun 9, 2015 11:40 AM

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when you write your
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Jun 9, 2015 11:41 AM
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>You know you're ugly when you write a thread about it on MAL.
Jun 9, 2015 11:41 AM

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When even your mom hides you in basement or locks you in room from guests when they arrive.
When even your waifu rejects you.
Jun 9, 2015 11:43 AM

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ZA_WAYD said:
no, both genders are shallow as fuk in realty.


This is true.
If someone claims that they aren't shallow at all, I can't help but to feel very skeptical about it.
Everyone has their standards and is shallow to some degree, some more so than others.
Gender has very little to do with it.
Jun 9, 2015 11:45 AM

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i have no friends so
Jun 9, 2015 11:48 AM

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mayukachan said:
Cersei said:
The girls don't want to date the ugly friend, though, they are only being nice to the ugly friend in hopes that the hotter friend will like them for it.

ore monogatari
Jun 9, 2015 12:04 PM

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Gov said:
This logic doesn't make any sense. The good looking guys get the attention, while the ugly guys are left with the scraps.

Girls don't approach good looking guys and then accept a consolation prize, if they strike out they move on.


It makes perfect sense. It was proven recently by scientists at cutenigga University in California that the more attractive people girls see you with you would seem more approachable it adds your chances by 15%. You go to a party with a friend you know who gets buns as a wingman you're bound to get a girl to approach you while her friend is with the guy you came in with. this is science
Jun 9, 2015 12:09 PM

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goatkage said:
Gov said:
This logic doesn't make any sense. The good looking guys get the attention, while the ugly guys are left with the scraps.

Girls don't approach good looking guys and then accept a consolation prize, if they strike out they move on.


It makes perfect sense. It was proven recently by scientists at cutenigga University in California that the more attractive people girls see you with you would seem more approachable it adds your chances by 15%. You go to a party with a friend you know who gets buns as a wingman you're bound to get a girl to approach you while her friend is with the guy you came in with. this is science


Jun 9, 2015 1:02 PM

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I've ascended to a completely new level of ugliness, pathlessness and hopelessness when it comes to 'getting pussy', hanging out with 10/10 models couldn't even fix me.
Jun 9, 2015 1:25 PM
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I'm neither the ugly one nor the one who pulls all the girls
I'm the one who scares them away
Jun 9, 2015 1:26 PM

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I can kinda see this being a thing. Girls who normally wouldn't ever approach you are suddenly pulled into a conversation with you. Meaning an oppurtunity for them to fall for your personality... I guess?
Jun 9, 2015 1:41 PM

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nah op you'll just get automatic friendzoned

Jun 9, 2015 1:47 PM

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Funny thing is I'm not ugly I was have mop hair and bum fluff that I need to shave.

Anime is good, fucking deal with it.
Jun 9, 2015 1:51 PM

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So basically Lek Mating.
Jun 9, 2015 2:47 PM

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mayukachan said:
What? If I was ugly, I'd try to find uglier ppl to hang out with


> needs uglier people to have friends

works in all situations
All credit goes to Sacred.
Jun 14, 2015 7:48 PM

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I think all my friends are attractive, including myself.
Jun 14, 2015 7:49 PM

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I think I'm really pretty on the inside
Jun 14, 2015 7:50 PM

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Also my mammy calls me pretty
Jun 14, 2015 7:51 PM
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Fluttersny said:
Also my mammy calls me pretty


^
Jun 14, 2015 7:54 PM

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mayukachan said:
What? If I was ugly, I'd try to find uglier ppl to hang out with
Jun 14, 2015 8:39 PM
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No friends so I don't know
Jun 14, 2015 8:40 PM

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DarkStarr96 said:
Surely if you hung out with attractive people when you're ugly it would make you stand out as an "ugly" person more?
Jun 14, 2015 9:52 PM

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goatkage said:
You gotta hang out with good looking dudes (no homo) to increase your chances of getting pussy. doesn't matter how ugly you are the way your group looks evens out your ugliness. The more cute niggas you have in your squad the more girls would wanna talk to you this is science. so my question is are you the ugly friend in your group or are you the one who's pulling all the girls ?

That logic is BS.
Jun 14, 2015 10:05 PM

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i think everyone in the squad and me is pretty :(
Jun 14, 2015 10:19 PM

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damastah said:
goatkage said:
You gotta hang out with good looking dudes (no homo) to increase your chances of getting pussy. doesn't matter how ugly you are the way your group looks evens out your ugliness. The more cute niggas you have in your squad the more girls would wanna talk to you this is science. so my question is are you the ugly friend in your group or are you the one who's pulling all the girls ?

That logic is BS.
nah, lol.
Jun 14, 2015 10:22 PM

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WHen the grandmothers look at you, and instead of calling you cute and adorable, they call you something unattractive >__>
Jun 14, 2015 10:25 PM

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The thread title lead me to believe you were gonna tell a one-liner joke. I am disappointed.
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>You know you're ugly when you write a thread about it on MAL.
Jun 17, 2015 7:46 AM

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mayukachan said:
What? If I was ugly, I'd try to find uglier ppl to hang out with


> needs uglier people to have friends

works in all situations

lol no I was kidding. The only people I consider better looking than myself are the types that spend 2 hours in the bathroom putting on makeup and those are the types of people I don't associate with.
Jun 17, 2015 7:46 AM
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At least, I'm not the ugliest person in my group.
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Alright guys, since no one started I'll post the first selfie.


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