| It makes me very self-conscious. My mind is sometimes in the gutter and I can't help but notice the phallic shape of the fruit (or berry if you want to be all botanical), so naturally I find it awkward to consume it in front of other people, and when I do eat them in front of other people I do it so aggressively that I'm tearing it to pieces in the least lewd manner possible. Hazukashii desu yo etc... That is just my issue. How do you guys feel about eating bananas in public? How do you feel about other people eating them in public? What is your relationship with bananas? I expect most of you to be indifferent about this topic, but perhaps there are others out there who feel my pain. Personally I don't even like them, but they're nice on occasion if you want a quick bite, but I'd prefer to eat them by myself if possible. |
| Never look another man in the eye while he eats a banana or a hot dog. |
| This is why I don't eat them at public but at home. |
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| What the fuck. Just rip a bit off and chuck it in your mouth, how have you not discovered this yet. |
| people who think it's lewd for a chick or guy eating a banana has some sexual issues... i'm not really a banana person but if i were to eat a banana in public, i'd make sure to focus on the person who's staring at me just to make them feel awkward |
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SantaCause said: Never look another man in the eye while he eats a banana or a hot dog. Preach |
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| That's offensive and inappropriate, Ban bananas! |
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| Yeah, what the fuck ever. Om nom nom nom. |
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| There's nothing wrong with eating phallic shaped food in public |
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| I don't understand why people laugh and point when I eat a banana in public. I spit on it so it's not dry, then I gently insert it then remove it and repeat so as to savour the flavour of the banana, then I can't help but go 'Mmmm' as I swallow it. Seriously, it's a fruit, what's so funny about fruit? Weirdos. :( |
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| People aren't as judgmental as we think. Sure we all make judgements, but only briefly, then we go back to being more concerned with ourselves. Don't worry about what others think of you, especially with something as minor as eating a banana in public. |
| Im not a creepy perverted bastard and you could just break pieces off instead |
Rokumi said: I don't eat in public. Don't you ever eat out, or with friends or anything? No McDonalds or Pizza-Hut or restaraunts? |
DerpCat said: Do they have bananas at Maccas or Pizza Hut?Rokumi said: I don't eat in public. Don't you ever eat out, or with friends or anything? No McDonalds or Pizza-Hut or restaraunts? |
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| Eh i rarely pay attention to my surroundings when im out, i really dont care. |
| I deepthroat them. |
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| I cant eat bananas because the texture makes me gag on them. I cant help but have a dirty mind when I see people eat phalic shaped things. T___T |
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| Idk, I just eat them normally, I don't really care if other people see me. It's just a banana. : ) Spurt said: Lol, deepthroat, what's that?I deepthroat them. |
Bambi_ said: Idk, I just eat them normally, I don't really care if other people see me. It's just a banana. : ) Spurt said: Lol, deepthroat, what's that?I deepthroat them. Google Image search is your friend |
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| God, you guys must be big perverts to be conscious of eating bananas and such in public. Just eat it like normal, what's the problem? Really... |
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IceBurn said: I really dont care. |
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AJWilliams said: Bambi_ said: Idk, I just eat them normally, I don't really care if other people see me. It's just a banana. : ) Lol, deepthroat, what's that? Google Image search is your friend well m8 u jus destroyed bambi's innocence |
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| I have no issue with eating a banana in public |
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| I like banana flavoured things. I have no issue eating other phalic shaped things in public. I dont care how it looks.. I will suck on a popscicle even i dont give a shit. geniobastardo said: Google has a filter on it by default... of course doesnt filter everything.AJWilliams said: Google Image search is your friend well m8 u jus destroyed bambi's innocence |
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j0x said: i wonder whats your thoughts when eating hot dogs in public Either your mind is normal or green. It doesn't matter |
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| Due to past experiences with idiots I'm not eating anything phallic shaped in public. But I admire those who can and don't think it's phunny. |
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Moog- said: What is your relationship with bananas? Wait, what? lmao |
| I never understood this shit anyway Yeah I do eat bananas in public, you lewd fucks |
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| Who cares? If someone calls you out on it just tell them they're an idiot |
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lagcrazy said: people who think it's lewd for a chick or guy eating a banana has some sexual issues... i'm not really a banana person but if i were to eat a banana in public, i'd make sure to focus on the person who's staring at me just to make them feel awkward hahaha, that's genius.. I should try doing that the next time I eat a banana in public all in all, who the fuck cares? That's just saying how immature they are and need to grow up. It's food. Get over it people.... |
| Its a fucking banana.. |
| This doesn't really bother me, so i don't really care about it o.O |
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Moog- said: Hazukashii desu yo etc... Hazukashii ja nai yo. I don't have any problems eating bananas in public lol |
| I don't like bananas, so I like making fun of people who eat them. |
| I enjoy making people feel uncomfortable with bananas. No issue for me. |
RedArmyShogun said: Yeah, just fucking eat it and be off with it.Its a fucking banana.. |
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