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Nov 27, 2014 10:10 PM
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It makes me very self-conscious. My mind is sometimes in the gutter and I can't help but notice the phallic shape of the fruit (or berry if you want to be all botanical), so naturally I find it awkward to consume it in front of other people, and when I do eat them in front of other people I do it so aggressively that I'm tearing it to pieces in the least lewd manner possible. Hazukashii desu yo etc...

That is just my issue.

How do you guys feel about eating bananas in public? How do you feel about other people eating them in public? What is your relationship with bananas? I expect most of you to be indifferent about this topic, but perhaps there are others out there who feel my pain. Personally I don't even like them, but they're nice on occasion if you want a quick bite, but I'd prefer to eat them by myself if possible.
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Nov 27, 2014 10:11 PM
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Never look another man in the eye while he eats a banana or a hot dog.
Nov 27, 2014 10:11 PM
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This is why I don't eat them at public but at home.
Nov 27, 2014 10:13 PM
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What the fuck. Just rip a bit off and chuck it in your mouth, how have you not discovered this yet.
Nov 27, 2014 10:13 PM
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bare your teeth while going to take a bite. it's probably not lewd anymore once you start doing that.

really though, i've never thought about it. i just kinda eat it. because it's food?
Nov 27, 2014 10:14 PM
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people who think it's lewd for a chick or guy eating a banana has some sexual issues... i'm not really a banana person but if i were to eat a banana in public, i'd make sure to focus on the person who's staring at me just to make them feel awkward
Nov 27, 2014 10:14 PM
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SantaCause said:
Never look another man in the eye while he eats a banana or a hot dog.


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Nov 27, 2014 10:16 PM
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That's offensive and inappropriate, Ban bananas!
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Nov 27, 2014 10:17 PM
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Yeah, what the fuck ever. Om nom nom nom.
Nov 27, 2014 10:19 PM

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There's nothing wrong with eating phallic shaped food in public
Nov 27, 2014 10:21 PM

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I don't understand why people laugh and point when I eat a banana in public. I spit on it so it's not dry, then I gently insert it then remove it and repeat so as to savour the flavour of the banana, then I can't help but go 'Mmmm' as I swallow it. Seriously, it's a fruit, what's so funny about fruit? Weirdos. :(
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Nov 27, 2014 10:24 PM

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People aren't as judgmental as we think. Sure we all make judgements, but only briefly, then we go back to being more concerned with ourselves. Don't worry about what others think of you, especially with something as minor as eating a banana in public.
Nov 27, 2014 10:26 PM

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Im not a creepy perverted bastard
and you could just break pieces off instead
Nov 27, 2014 11:04 PM
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i wonder whats your thoughts when eating hot dogs in public
Nov 27, 2014 11:07 PM
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I don't eat in public.
Nov 27, 2014 11:22 PM

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Rokumi said:
I don't eat in public.


Don't you ever eat out, or with friends or anything? No McDonalds or Pizza-Hut or restaraunts?
Nov 27, 2014 11:27 PM

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DerpCat said:
Rokumi said:
I don't eat in public.


Don't you ever eat out, or with friends or anything? No McDonalds or Pizza-Hut or restaraunts?
Do they have bananas at Maccas or Pizza Hut?
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ReaperCreeper said:
DerpCat said:


Don't you ever eat out, or with friends or anything? No McDonalds or Pizza-Hut or restaraunts?
Do they have bananas at Maccas or Pizza Hut?
...yes
Nov 27, 2014 11:44 PM
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It's no big deal. XD
Nov 27, 2014 11:53 PM

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Eh i rarely pay attention to my surroundings when im out, i really dont care.
Nov 28, 2014 12:02 AM
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I eat bananas in public just to tease women.
Nov 28, 2014 12:10 AM

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I deepthroat them.
Nov 28, 2014 12:19 AM
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I deepthroat them.
even the skin?
Nov 28, 2014 12:22 AM
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This doesn't bother me at all.
I usually don't even think of anything phallic while eating such; I doubt many people actually do.
Nov 28, 2014 12:36 AM

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I cant eat bananas because the texture makes me gag on them.

I cant help but have a dirty mind when I see people eat phalic shaped things. T___T
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Idk, I just eat them normally, I don't really care if other people see me. It's just a banana. : )
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I deepthroat them.
Lol, deepthroat, what's that?
Nov 28, 2014 12:57 AM
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DerpCat said:
Rokumi said:
I don't eat in public.


Don't you ever eat out, or with friends or anything? No McDonalds or Pizza-Hut or restaraunts?

Nope. I'm a cave dweller.
Nov 28, 2014 12:58 AM

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Bambi_ said:
Idk, I just eat them normally, I don't really care if other people see me. It's just a banana. : )
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I deepthroat them.
Lol, deepthroat, what's that?


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Nov 28, 2014 12:58 AM

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God, you guys must be big perverts to be conscious of eating bananas and such in public. Just eat it like normal, what's the problem? Really...
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Nov 28, 2014 2:19 AM

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I really dont care.
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Nov 28, 2014 2:42 AM

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AJWilliams said:
Bambi_ said:
Idk, I just eat them normally, I don't really care if other people see me. It's just a banana. : )
Lol, deepthroat, what's that?


Google Image search is your friend

well m8 u jus destroyed bambi's innocence
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Nov 28, 2014 2:45 AM

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I have no issue with eating a banana in public
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Nov 28, 2014 2:51 AM
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Penlane said:
I have no issue with eating a banana in public
do you?
Nov 28, 2014 2:56 AM

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I like banana flavoured things. I have no issue eating other phalic shaped things in public. I dont care how it looks.. I will suck on a popscicle even i dont give a shit.

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AJWilliams said:


Google Image search is your friend

well m8 u jus destroyed bambi's innocence
Google has a filter on it by default... of course doesnt filter everything.
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i wonder whats your thoughts when eating hot dogs in public

Either your mind is normal or green. It doesn't matter
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Nov 28, 2014 3:35 AM

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Due to past experiences with idiots I'm not eating anything phallic shaped in public. But I admire those who can and don't think it's phunny.
Nov 28, 2014 5:27 AM

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Moog- said:
What is your relationship with bananas?


Wait, what?

lmao
Nov 28, 2014 5:30 AM

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I never understood this shit anyway

Yeah I do eat bananas in public, you lewd fucks
Nov 28, 2014 5:32 AM

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Who cares? If someone calls you out on it just tell them they're an idiot
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No, I just give out blowjobs in public.
Nov 28, 2014 5:56 AM

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lagcrazy said:
people who think it's lewd for a chick or guy eating a banana has some sexual issues... i'm not really a banana person but if i were to eat a banana in public, i'd make sure to focus on the person who's staring at me just to make them feel awkward

hahaha, that's genius.. I should try doing that the next time I eat a banana in public

all in all, who the fuck cares? That's just saying how immature they are and need to grow up. It's food. Get over it people....
Nov 28, 2014 6:01 AM

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Its a fucking banana..
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This doesn't really bother me, so i don't really care about it o.O
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Moog- said:
Hazukashii desu yo etc...

Hazukashii ja nai yo.
I don't have any problems eating bananas in public lol
Nov 28, 2014 6:13 AM

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I don't like bananas, so I like making fun of people who eat them.
Nov 28, 2014 6:14 AM

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I enjoy making people feel uncomfortable with bananas. No issue for me.
Nov 28, 2014 7:08 AM
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Not a big deal for me
Nov 28, 2014 7:11 AM

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RedArmyShogun said:
Its a fucking banana..
Yeah, just fucking eat it and be off with it.




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It's no big deal. XD
This, it's just a dang fruit
Nov 28, 2014 7:31 AM
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Yes, nothing extraordinary
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