| feel flattered and would want to listen to them as they masturbate to me. (will only do this if I liked them) |
| I'd laugh a little and feel really flattered. |
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-K1- said: farcical_dreams said: feel flattered and would want to listen to them as they masturbate to me. (will only do this if I liked them) listen...? wat? Oh my. This thread just got a bit more interesting. How lewd. ;) |
| kokoro connect - If anyone is interested (just saying) I don't mind as long as its female and shes either cute/hot |
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| When one is as hot as I am, one can't be mad at his friends for masturbating to his pics... |
Well.. sometimes I can't stop laughing at stupidity of some people. Oh well.. maybe I've missed something.. is masturbating to ugly people some kind of a new fetish? |
Aylaine said: RosesAreRed said: moaru said: I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched. Was it worth it in the end? Although I can't relate to your experience, I once confessed to a classmate in 9th grade on why I found her attractive. Upon telling her the truth, she scratched my face instead of slapping me. Thankfully scratches are easy to hide, but that's the risk we take when speaking our mind right? Nope, it was supposed to be a joke (but it was true) but she got mad as hell because she "had a boyfriend" and I was a "fucking asshole". JadeQuetzal said: RosesAreRed said: moaru said: I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched. Don't you love it when people start a sentence with things like "not to be mean", "not to sound rude" "no offense" etc... you know it's always going to followed with something mean, rude, or offensive, and the speaker/writer knew that before they even said it and made it a point of illustrating their awareness. lmao. It's my goal though. NiN10d0h said: RosesAreRed said: moaru said: I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched. Then you're probably an ugly male. Of course you would assume that, we're on an anime forum. |
| -Having quotes as your signature is lame. FuckOffTwat |
RosesAreRed said: Saying that to someone with a boyfriend is much more likely to get you punched. I don't know if this was your only experience with telling a girl you masturbate to her, but you didn't have very much tact. A single girl that's interested in you is much more likely to take it well, and even use it to her advantage.Nope, it was supposed to be a joke (but it was true) but she got mad as hell because she "had a boyfriend" and I was a "fucking asshole". |
| This whole thing reminds me of the "cat calling is sexual harassment" debate. |
| I'd ask to watch. |
Gomenesai said: Anon1409 said: What anime is that from? Kokoro Connect, great series. Loved that anime. |
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| flattered, creeped out, or laugh maybe all at the same time o_o. |
| If the girl was hot or cute, I'd be like "Really? Lol why just masturbate when you can have the real thing? ;)" Haha If the girl was unattractive I'd be a little creeped out and disgusted but flattered some. I've actually been told this a on several occasions by girls. I was shocked and just laughed a little but it felt awesome considering how good looking the girls were. :P |
| "Relying on someone, helping each other out, and supporting each other. Most would say that's the right thing to do. However, that's just idealistic. In reality, someone always gets the short end of the stick" http://p1.i.ntere.st/3b9596c6911c1c6844478fe7ace4e887_480.jpg |
Tsundere-lover said: If the girl was hot or cute, I'd be like "Really? Lol why just masturbate when you can have the real thing? ;)" Haha If the girl was unattractive I'd be a little creeped out and disgusted but flattered some. I've actually been told this a on several occasions by girls. I was shocked and just laughed a little but it felt awesome considering how good looking the girls were. :P did you also text pictures of your genitals to them? Brett Favre style of course. |
Zeally said: Tsundere-lover said: If the girl was hot or cute, I'd be like "Really? Lol why just masturbate when you can have the real thing? ;)" Haha If the girl was unattractive I'd be a little creeped out and disgusted but flattered some. I've actually been told this a on several occasions by girls. I was shocked and just laughed a little but it felt awesome considering how good looking the girls were. :P did you also text pictures of your genitals to them? Brett Favre style of course. Haha I did to 3 of the girls yes! Lol compliments all around ^.^ |
| "Relying on someone, helping each other out, and supporting each other. Most would say that's the right thing to do. However, that's just idealistic. In reality, someone always gets the short end of the stick" http://p1.i.ntere.st/3b9596c6911c1c6844478fe7ace4e887_480.jpg |
| Well... I'm kinda a lightweight literotica writer, so I've actually gotten some people to masturbate to my descriptions of having sex with them... |
| How do people get to 2000 hours when I'm already this bored? |
| Somebody has no self confidence at all, just because you have no fans Limewire that does not mean others don't either. Anyway, one of my relationships started because of one of these type of confessions, it didn't last long, but it was quite fun how obsessed she was with me, until she found out that I wasn't what she imagined personality wise. Overall, I wouldn't feel much about it, I'm sure everyone had somebody like that (without them saying). Fantasizing is not the same like reality. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| My reaction would depend on who it is, mainly. But I think it's safe for me to assume that I'd obviously be got off guard by it, but I would also be secretly flattered by it. Then there's the curiosity of how said person fantasies about me when they're jerking off, but that's something to think about another time. |
peeyaj said: Fueille is a deconstruction of a decent human being. |
| depending on the females physical outlook of 1 to hot, I would have different reactions, ranging from disgusted to elated. |
| My Reviews and Rants: http://bunny1ov3r.wordpress.com/ 痛就是爱 |
| Can I really reply that... *dizzy, too tired to hold back* Ah heck, why not... don't ask something unless you want a reply that you don't want... and don't read a topic of a perverted nature unless you're ready to read perverted stuff. I'd be grossed out and I'd find the guy freaking lame. Oh really, that,s the best you can do to try to seduce me? Lame. Keep masturbating you're not getting any. They could do a display of manliness, like a guy who did a tough exercise in front of a girl in a park with some public training tools... Or to teach me about a super knowledge that I don't know about and impress me with their IQ (mine is high)... or just sniff me asking me if it's okay to nibble my ear, blowing their breath on my neck so I could have my nerves aroused like hell. But no~~~~ Just come to me and said "hey when I took a dump this morning I thought about you" Veeeery manly, romantic and NOT!!! Fucking loser. No wonder you need to masturbate with that kind of lame seduction skills. Do you really think that anyone would be seduced and interested, that they'd say "want me to watch" or "I can do it for you next time"? NO! Or maybe brain dead girls or a really boring anime that I don't want to know about. NO! Show off, do a manly dance, until she lets you closer, and then rock the hell out of her nerves gently~ But don't go shove your dick into her mouth out of the blue, and saying stuff like that is pretty damn close in lameness. And by the way I'm asexual with a fetish for machines, especially medieval torture devices. What turns me on is to think about straight guys being raped my machines or forced to somehow do each other while whimpering, struggling against chains... and probably dying. So next time you want to come to some girly girl with a stupid comment like that, maybe that cute lil innocent thing that you're about to grab by the hairs and drag by force like a caveman (someone did it to me!) is actually a murderous psychopath begging the world for a freaking excuse to go ballistic. (they didn't do it for long) So~ *sparkling smile* That,s how it would personnaly make me feel~ Teehee and shit~ |
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| LOL if the girl was hot and had a nice personality I was compatible with, I'd be aiming to get into a relationship ASAP. if not... well eh lol. I could care less. no one would jack off to me though. LOL. |
| You'll never get the real experience anyway....keep dreaming about me...day and night....rubbing your below all night....hey hey....give yourself a hand... I'd say. *chuckles * |
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| Well, if I really REALLY liked the person, I would go with the line, "No one should ever have to do that alone." |
| not any of my business |
| my avatar is the bus driver from Rosario + Vampire |
| I would probably say: "As long as you clean your messes, I don't care." |
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| I wouldn't be surprised. And I'd be more than glad to offer them a bit of the real deal. |
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| I was already told so... girl and boys have told me tbh... it's weird but those are the consequences of being beautiful. |
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Jaguer91 said: wow you are lucky you must be really hot...I was already told so... girl and boys have told me tbh... it's weird but those are the consequences of being beautiful. |
| anime with cute girls is my thing. |
| Indeed, if this were a female and of which was physically appealing I would wonder why was there no invitation on my part. |
| What isn't red? What isn't blue? |
| Probably surprised and a little creeped out. I don't think I would want someone to compliment me in that way... |
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| I'd whip out my dick and beat them senseless with it, until they plead for mercy. |
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| How do you even think this up? |
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| tell her pics or it didnt happen |
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| Weeeell guess i would be... dont know xD |
| What if it's a gay dude who tells you this ? |
| -Having quotes as your signature is lame. FuckOffTwat |
RosesAreRed said: What if it's a gay dude who tells you this ? Oh. Good question. Flee screaming, maybe? |
Jackrabb1t said: RosesAreRed said: What if it's a gay dude who tells you this ? Oh. Good question. Flee screaming, maybe? Better start running *wink |
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xLimewireX said: Jackrabb1t said: RosesAreRed said: What if it's a gay dude who tells you this ? Oh. Good question. Flee screaming, maybe? Better start running *wink Give him 5 seconds to run. |
-K1- said: xLimewireX said: Jackrabb1t said: RosesAreRed said: What if it's a gay dude who tells you this ? Oh. Good question. Flee screaming, maybe? Better start running *wink Give him 5 seconds to run. All I need is 5 seconds |
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| This thread makes me want to jerk off. |
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| I would be flattered ! |
| I'd masturbate for him/her |
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| It'd be rude if it was one sided, I'll masturbate to them too. |
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