| I would introduce some new mutation into the genepool and make everyone have Siamese twins. That would double the birthrate. Feel free to post your own solution or try to refute my genius solution with pseudointellectual gibber gabber. |
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| And you don't think overpopulation is real? Dude, human population is still rapidly, exponentially growing, despite "declining" birth rates, fool. Overpopulation is the primary reason we get NTHE btw. Keep on breeding. It is not like breeding solves anything. |
| I think the best way to solve the birthrate is implementing a 2 child policy cap globally. The world would really benefit from less people draining resources and space causing food prices to continue to rise. On a more realistic note that would never happen. Inflation and food prices will likely control population growth in 1st world countries. Infinite growth is a foolish pursuit. |
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And you don't think overpopulation is real? Dude, human population is still rapidly, exponentially growing, despite "declining" birth rates, fool. Overpopulation is the primary reason we get NTHE btw.
Keep on breeding. It is not like breeding solves anything.
Keep on breeding. It is not like breeding solves anything.
| @DesuMaiden Dude, this is a federal agent psyop. CIA started the NTHE conspiracy in order to fool people into believing their kids won't see tomorrow! Fools! I hope that answers your concerns. I like watching anime and reading manga btw. |
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| Instead of trying to raise birthrates, it's also possible to solve the issue by lowering the required replacement level, which is possible by artificially increasing the ratio of female-to-male child births. For example a 2F:1M ratio would lower the replacement level from ~2.1 to ~1.6 children per woman. |
| Why would I do that? Just because it drops doesn't mean it will drop to nothing. It's better if there is less people. 8 billion is far more than rational. |
Solve them? I would make them plummet even more, but in all countries and not just western ones. Weaponized ebola should do the trick. |
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| Set yearly target goals for each country depending on their population. If they fail to meet them, then we go to war. |
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| Spread poverty. Women in 3rd world countries and low income areas certainly have no problem popping out 5+ babies |
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| Since tax incentives don't seem to work and the biggest reason why birthrates are down is women entering the workforce, I suggest return to monke |
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| You have to go full on authoritarian and have breeding camps. |
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| Hey, I'm working on it at my own pace. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
| nah its fine or would you rather stop empowering women and make them go back to baby making machines like in the past |
| >How to increase birth rates Remove rights from women. The main reason why men don't want to marry and have kids nowadays is because women have too much power in courts. A woman can divorce you, steal half of your life possessions (usually the bigger half), and force you to pay alimony for the next 10-20 years, while you can't do shit to protect yourself against that. Or a woman can "change her mind" and say that the sex wasn't consensual and she will now sue you for "rape". |
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nah its fine or would you rather stop empowering women and make them go back to baby making machines like in the past
| @deg wow, happy 100 000+ posts! hooray! |
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@deg
wow, happy 100 000+ posts! hooray!
wow, happy 100 000+ posts! hooray!
| @Commit_Crime thanks but honestly like a 5000 of that posts is from spamming clubs lol |
| I would reduce the average weekly workload to 28h with better payment so people have more time to spend on their children. No one needs to work for longer than 6h a day anyway, since that's unproductive because the vast majority of workers will just stretch their tasks through the longer work hours. LoveYourSmile said: Thank you for your services xDHey, I'm working on it at my own pace. |
| Plummeting birthrates is the opposite of a "problem" for a planet with way too many people. |
| There are so many people already born who live poorly, and yet you're suggesting making even more rather than making lives better for those who already exist (and, by extension, for new births too) |
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| There's nothing to solve. It's a matter of perspectives. Plummeting birth rates is good for the Earth to heal, reduce strain on resources and even improve per capita incomes of the middle class with more affordable social scheme due to lower number of distribution. I think 8 billions is enough, rather too much. Plummeting birth rates is only bad for investors yearning for the fantasy perpetual unlimited growth in the economies of the world. |
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Spread poverty.
Women in 3rd world countries and low income areas certainly have no problem popping out 5+ babies
Women in 3rd world countries and low income areas certainly have no problem popping out 5+ babies
| @dddddaisuki Why do you think first world countries are willingly importing millions of third world people. They are going to be your new neighbours, be nice to them |
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@dddddaisuki Why do you think first world countries are willingly importing millions of third world people. They are going to be your new neighbours, be nice to them
| @tsukareru Excellent. With my natural born citizenship and my middle class income, I’ll have no problem gaining the favor of five to six of these baby making machines. TIME TO PROWL THE STREETS |
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@tsukareru
Excellent.
With my natural born citizenship and my middle class income, I’ll have no problem gaining the favor of five to six of these baby making machines.
TIME TO PROWL THE STREETS
Excellent.
With my natural born citizenship and my middle class income, I’ll have no problem gaining the favor of five to six of these baby making machines.
TIME TO PROWL THE STREETS
| @dddddaisuki Now that's more like it. With that much vigour you might just single handily solve the low birth rates crisis |
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| Make having a kid more affordable. Less people have kids now because less people can afford to have them. |
| you gotta fix the housing crisis before anyone bothers to have kids, economy is not the same as it was when our parents had children |
| I'll just take the responsibility upon myself |
Commit_Crime said: I would introduce some new mutation into the genepool and make everyone have Siamese twins. That would double the birthrate. Feel free to post your own solution or try to refute my genius solution with pseudointellectual gibber gabber. This is an embarrassingly uncreative and underwhelming idea. The fact that you haven't asked the mods to delete this thread to hide your shame shows an impressive amount of character (or stupidity) on your part. The idea that Siamese twins can save humanity is beyond naive. We got bombs going off in Ukraine, anti-orgies occurring in South Korea and Japan, and microplastics infecting the testies of every male on this planet. How do Siamese twins reverse any of that!?!?! By contrast, I have a novel, real idea that can reverse dropping birthrates: Siamese triplets. That's 3 births/birth for every woman! Don't even bother telling me it won't work. I've seen Human Centipede, so I know you can just glue 3 people together and everything will work out okay. |
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Commit_Crime said:
I would introduce some new mutation into the genepool and make everyone have Siamese twins. That would double the birthrate.
Feel free to post your own solution or try to refute my genius solution with pseudointellectual gibber gabber.
I would introduce some new mutation into the genepool and make everyone have Siamese twins. That would double the birthrate.
Feel free to post your own solution or try to refute my genius solution with pseudointellectual gibber gabber.
This is an embarrassingly uncreative and underwhelming idea. The fact that you haven't asked the mods to delete this thread to hide your shame shows an impressive amount of character (or stupidity) on your part.
The idea that Siamese twins can save humanity is beyond naive. We got bombs going off in Ukraine, anti-orgies occurring in South Korea and Japan, and microplastics infecting the testies of every male on this planet. How do Siamese twins reverse any of that!?!?!
By contrast, I have a novel, real idea that can reverse dropping birthrates: Siamese triplets. That's 3 births/birth for every woman! Don't even bother telling me it won't work. I've seen Human Centipede, so I know you can just glue 3 people together and everything will work out okay.
| @KittenCuddler I have to admit, you have outwitted me. Siamese triplets sound like the ideal solution. Also good to see another Human Centipede fan microplastics infecting the testies of every male on this planet but they are so yummy |
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| CatWoman is funny, but, I believe she's on the point... All those males who deliver bombs to Ukraine must stop chewing plastic for the sake of their *testies and future birthrates. |
Reply to rohan121
I think the best way to solve the birthrate is implementing a 2 child policy cap globally. The world would really benefit from less people draining resources and space causing food prices to continue to rise. On a more realistic note that would never happen.
Inflation and food prices will likely control population growth in 1st world countries. Infinite growth is a foolish pursuit.
Inflation and food prices will likely control population growth in 1st world countries. Infinite growth is a foolish pursuit.
rohan121 said: I think the best way to solve the birthrate is implementing a 2 child policy cap globally. Do you think that it can be applied to famous powerful people? Elon Musk, ronaldo, LeBron all have more than 10 children. Some have even more. These rules won't apply to rich and powerful people like every other rule in the world |
| Well, some reasons are that people simply cannot afford to have children in this economy because everything is so expensive, also if I was a woman I wouldn't want to birth a child in a world full of death and a dangerous society. |
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CatWoman is funny, but, I believe she's on the point...
All those males who deliver bombs to Ukraine must stop chewing plastic for the sake of their *testies and future birthrates.
All those males who deliver bombs to Ukraine must stop chewing plastic for the sake of their *testies and future birthrates.
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