You know, I have a rule in watching anime. It's called a "no drop" rule, wherein I won't drop any anime that I started to watch.
I watched Pupa, and bulldozed through it.
Watched Mars of Destruction, just laughed.
Skelter Heaven? Laughed once again.
I, however, was close to my breaking point here. I almost broke the rule in the frustration of watching anime. But I'm no pussy, oh no I'm not. I tread the most dangerous journey I have faced so far.
I can't even believe this anime exists. There is no SINGLE redeeming quality
about this anime. It didn't make me laugh, oh no it did not. It was so bad, that it deserves a negative rating.
I'm not sure what the writers and producers was on while creating this. What would they think the show would do? Did they think it would be a smash hit?
It definitely smashed my brain.
Abunai Sisters is the greatest example of an anime that should never be followed. What this show presents isn't even fanservice, I don't even know what it is!
As a filthy cave dwelling otaku male I do enjoy the physique of a woman, and anime, as a medium, is choke full of scantily dressed women in any manner of undress you could possibly want. However, Abunai Sisters is so terrifying that I never want to see a pair of breasts for as long as I live.
This show is not just bad, but offensively bad. Everything from the animation to the music to the voice acting is awful. I've been watching anime for the best part of four years now and I've come across a lot of shit but I think this show takes
the cake for the absolute worst anime I have ever seen and maybe the worst piece of media I have ever consumed too. Even worse than every single Nicki Minaj song...yeah we've sunk THAT low.
Produced by Production I-G, the same studio that brought us anime such as 'Ghost in the Shell' and 'Cromartie High School' brings us Abunai Sisters, a show in which two sisters named Whore 1 and Whore 2 solve various crimes and the such...I think. I mean, I get they're supposed to be detectives or secret agents or something stupid along those lines but everything is so nonsensical that it's hard to tell what is going on half the time. The entire show is made in 3-D which is some of the worst 3-D animation I have ever seen. The character models look like shit and everything feels clunky. The voices were fucking unbearable and every time I heard them speak, it felt like a chipmunk was put into a blender. If I ever have to hear the opening scream"AUUUBANIIII SISTERRRS!!" ever again I think I'll blow my fucking brains out.
The fan-service is fucking terrible and comes across more so terrifying if anything else. The boobs are constantly bouncing for no fucking reason and simply look like three basket balls lined up next to each other.Every single fucking joke is a reference to how 'sexy' they are or about their rather large breasts which comes across as distasteful since the designs are so unappealing. Imagine if a ninety year old woman was trying to parade her body around for you, believing she is sexy, and you essentially have the fan-service of this show: Awkward and uncomfortable. This terrible attempt at titilation and enticement of male viewership is pathetic and if someone actually becomes aroused at the sight of these women you need to get to a strip club at the next possible convenience.
This anime is AWFUL. Terrible narrative, boring characters who are just there for fan-service and, even then, they STILL fuck it up coupled with some of the worst CG animation around makes for one of the worst anime I've ever seen. No words can express the distaste I had in my mouth I had after watching this and no shortage of critique can express how bad this show actually is. I couldn't even have a laugh at it, like I could with other bad titles like 'Mars of Destruction'. Don't watch it. Curiosity killed the fucking cat!
“And God said, ‘Let there be Abunai Sisters’ and God saw that this anime was good,” – Genesis 4
Brothers and sisters of the Church, it is a beautiful Sunday morning and I, your good pastor, have a sermon for your eager ears. It is with the utmost pleasure that I say right now that I have unearthed an anime gem for you all, the most unique, the most dazzling, the most lustrous gem of all. Last Sunday, the Good Lord introduced me to Abunai Sisters and it has been nothing short of a blessing. I stand before you now, I who witnessed Abunai Sisters cure
blindness, fix marriages, increase IQ levels, improve social standings, reduce body fat, rescue endangered animals, and resurrect the dead, all in 30 minutes. Brothers and sisters, don’t you fall victim to the lies of these heretics, these sinners, these heathens that speak blasphemies against Abunai Sisters. They claim it’s garbage. They claim it’s frustrating. They claim it’s stupid. The truth is that Abunai Sisters is by far the greatest, most profound, most multidimensional anime of all time.
Thanks be to God for bringing this revolutionary work of art to fruition but I suppose we can give a morsel of appreciation to the Kano Sisters (Kyoko Kano and Mika Kano); it was them that serve as an inspiration for the anime. It was in 1997 that the duo first strolled into prestige with a feature in a high-class fashion magazine in Japan. From there, there were TV appearances, fashion seminars, autobiographies, the works (it was all wildly successful in Japan). Of course, the Kano Sisters were also responsible for the release of Abunai Sisters, which they created with Production I.G. in 2009. For both of them, the anime was indisputably the apex of their careers.
“A pretentious, showy life is an empty life; a plain and simple life is a full life,” – Proverbs 13:7
If there’s one thing that can be said about Abunai Sisters, it’s that the visuals don’t really bother with excessive details. It is the king of minimalism; no one accomplishes more with less quite like this anime. Most scenes unfold either inside the Sisters’ mansion or on the beach directly in front of it and yet both scenes are as realistic as possible. Never have I seen such a convincing portrayal of what our surroundings embody. In fact, it’s so realistic that you can touch every square inch of that luxurious mansion, sense the soothing breeze caress your skin, and hear the sand crunching beneath your feet as you walk. The marvelous animation in Abunai Sisters is the complete antithesis of Production I.G.’s standard style, they with their sloppy backgrounds and contemptible character designs. Abunai Sister’s visuals are undoubtedly the most stunning of them all.
“For Abunai Sisters gives wisdom; from this anime comes knowledge and understanding,” – Proverbs 2:6
May the Lord have mercy on those that claim this masterpiece is without acumen. It is Abunai Sisters that has revolutionized the very essence of understanding; it has redefined what it means to be intelligent. Those that are truly profound comprehend that flaunting your wisdom is en vogue. You must employ as much of your intricate vocabulary as possible, in such a conspicuous and ostentatious fashion that it’s inconceivable for the superfluous preponderance of the proletariat to illude you into postulating otherwise. There is nothing subtle about how Abunai Sisters displays its intellect because its overwhelming knowledge needn’t be subdued. Not only are there pop culture references galore (in particular, the homage to Spiderman’s Spidey Sense) but it’s also a deceptively simplistic satire of the modern celebrity lifestyle. “When in Rome, do what the Romans do” Abunai Sisters declares, siding with the social philosopher Theodor Adorno’s stance on enjoyment. According to Adorno (and Abunai Sisters), work and pleasure can occur at the same time. To this end, the Sisters in the anime have begun a reality TV show geared towards depicting the existence of the modern celebrity; it’s an endeavor that presumably costs them financially and yet they’re enjoying themselves while they’re filming. However, the show itself appears to be thoroughly bored by this; midway through each episode, elements of intrigue and fascination are introduced to generate entertainment value. The show not only playfully elbows the likes of the Kardashians but it’s also declaring that Hollywood’s A-listers should pursue a life of purpose and passion.
“Abunai Sisters is the same yesterday and today and forever,” – Hebrews 18:3
Contrary to common beliefs, consistency isn’t necessarily evil. There’s a sense of comfort, of familiarity, of ease that arises from the predictable. That said, the titular Sisters are models of consistency; their radiating benevolence, all-consuming charisma, and otherworldly intellect are fundamental, unchanging elements of their being. From the first episode, you can also see that Koko (the elder Sister) is assertive and extravagant while Mika (the younger one) is more innocent and subdued. Yes, the duo’s characterization is a bit static but it’s the spectacular amount of depth that redeems them. Not only do we observe the Sisters overcome obstacles with tactical brilliance that puts Sun Tzu to shame, not only do they resolve conflicts with empathy aplenty but the dialogue between the two Sisters is, by itself, worth the watch; the script writers that crafted those unforgettable exchanges are long overdue for an Emmy.
“Abunai Sisters does not stay angry forever but delights to show mercy,” – Micah 7:18
This anime not only excels in every category but it also establishes an entirely groundbreaking style while doing so. For example, Abunai Sisters completely transcends the 10-star system; its value, easily worth somewhere in the billions, far surpasses that of a measly ten. However, Abunai Sisters’ greatest quality is in its magnificent portrayal of the antagonists. Paparazzi Matsumoto, a lifelong fan of the Sisters, admired them for their poise from afar but always desired a chance to personally meet them. After embarking on a years-long journey across the globe, Paparazzi finally came across his role models at an awards show in Japan; however they, unnerved and disgusted by his unsavory appearance, scornfully rejected his offer for an interview. Infuriated by the Sisters’ blatant contempt, Paparazzi devolved into a vile misogynist, submitting to his vulgar appetites while plotting his revenge from afar. It was at this stage of his life that he encountered Madam Hokuroda. The pompous, self-absorbed stepmother of the Abunai Sisters, she was once a fabulous celebrity but her career as an actress was reduced to ashes due to her stepdaughters’ renown. By allying herself with Paparazzi (he who was as psychologically damaged by the Sisters as she was), Madam Hokuroda seeks to reclaim the prestige that was once hers while Paparazzi, fueled by revenge, longs for the return of his sanity. Over and over, they are foiled by the Sisters, humiliated and disgraced in increasingly degrading ways. And yet, what’s heartwarming about this is that, even in their circumstances, even with all of their flaws, Madam Hokuroda and Paparazzi ceaselessly march onward, continue their attempts at fulfilling their goals. What’s heartwarming is that the show admires the ambition of its antagonists, allowing them one opportunity after another to further realize their dreams. Such undeniable beauty cannot be found in any other work, animated or not.
“Turn to Abunai Sisters, so that your sins may be wiped out,” – Acts 3:19
Comparing anime titles to Abunai Sisters is an exercise in stupidity; it far outclasses the likes of Studio Ghibli’s works. Comparing “classic” films to Abunai Sisters is akin to an out-of-shape alcoholic running against Usain Bolt; do you really think Citizen Kane, Shawshank, and Pulp Fiction can even approach Abunai Sisters’ transcendence? Truly, this is an anime without equal. Friends, I was a sinner. I stole, I lied, I cheated, I plagiarized, and (worst of all) I trolled. Then, I watched Abunai Sisters and the anime cleansed my soul. Not only were all of my sins forgiven but the show opened my eyes into what true greatness is. Thanks to this anime (and its glorious OP), I am a changed man. Abunai Sisters is an enlightening experience, a colorful commentary on the human condition, an eloquent discourse on good and evil, an expert in minimalism, and a multi-genre epic, all at once. Abunai Sisters is, objectively speaking, an absolute masterpiece and it’s my job to spread the gospel of its everlasting glory. Brothers and sisters, I leave you with this:
“Come, let us bow down in worship; let us kneel before Abunai Sisters,” – Psalms 95:6
STORY: The Abunai Sisters, Koko and Mia go on a great adventure, which I have only seen 2/10 episodes of because the other 8 have been lost in the space time continuum. However in the 2 view able episodes Koko and Mia go to locations beyond imagination, such as a beach and a car. Koko and Mia are 2 boobylicious women who hold the booby gem, which makes people want to attack them. The 2 villains (a pervert and an old lady) try to steal the booby gem on this epic quest.
Art: The greatest 3d animation that Production I.G.
could produce (yes that is really who is behind this monstrosity).
Sound: The spy movie-like intro and voice acting are outstanding and astonishing.
Character: Koko and Mia have great personalitits and go through the epic journey of character development, boob size increase.
Enjoyment: I overall enjoyed the 6 minutes of this masterpiece I have watched, it is the epitome of animemes.
Verdict: 1/10 never watch this shit in your life okay I had to go see an optometrist and now have glasses due to shit fucking shithole.
First Reaction Review: For those that know me, you would know that Ecchi shows like this are not always bad. I like ecchi stuff sometimes, like Panty and Stocking with Garderbelt. This show on the other hand… this show… It’s a lot like Hentai but without the sex. Let me explain, the first episode shows the abunai alarm in the girls breasts (I guess they had surgery to get those done), the way that they fight the shark is shaking the bottle of Champagne up and down while making rather sexual sounds and then popping off the top. There is a lot of sexual references
to the show that just makes it feel stupid and wrong. It must have been made for the sake of perverts because I see nothing good. I could only find one episode of this show on Crunchyroll surprisingly and couldn’t find it anywhere else.
The animation looks really cheap with everything looking like plastic. The girl’s hair just looks pasted on and their clothing makes me wonder if its just latex painted on. There heads are overly large for their body and only seem to match their large breasts that flop around in front of them. I swear they actually made jiggle physics just for their breasts that look swollen. I mean for real, I never seen normal people with how those breasts look. Someone botched that surgery. All the movement that they do is really elaborated like they are walking on a cat walk all the time. I know they talk about how they are big celebrates but I have more of a feeling that they are strippers or porn stars then actually having a normal job. Ya, that’s probably what their job is, secret agents undercover as porn stars. On the other hand, the character Matsumoto is way too realistic in his face details like a creepy puppet. Again his head is really large but over all, I think he fits with the perverted way he talks and such. I think it’s the shows way of saying ‘this is our viewer base’ in a way.
I don’t normally say this, but I cannot believe that Production I.G. made this. This is a show that did Eden of the East, Ghost in the Shell, and so on. No one put any effort into this show, and I couldn’t really tell weather or not they were actually trying to make it bad. I see a couple things that could be used as satire for other shows like this… but I can’t tell if it was done for a reason.
The music is actually kind of good, the stereotypical secret agent kind of music. The opening just has a strange high pitched male saying ‘Abunai Sisters’ over and over again. It’s pretty much basic. There really isn’t much to talk about in that. When we get into the voices, oh god. The voices are so bad! They sound like valley girls who have the IQ of two. And no, that is not against any valley girls out there, it’s a stereotype of TV shows. Mika seems to be the youngest in how they talk and act, being slightly more modest… like a grain of sand size modest then her sister Koko. Koko on the other hand is more scandelless. If you watched the show, then you would understand what I mean.
I do not understand why this show even really exists. It’s not funny, its just dull in the humor; its not sexual, the characters just look strange and unreal even by anime standards; and the action that I saw just felt stupid. Overall, this was mostly a waste of time. If it gets better later, I don’t know as I cannot find the other episodes but from what I saw in the first episode, this isn’t worth finding.
Two sisters, Koko and Mika, hold the Boobie Gem, which is the only reason they're celebrities (and overly-fanserviced), because they're holding the gem, they're gonna get attacked, a lot. 2/10
The "COMBAT", is like: "A sister shakes a bottle like she's giving a handie, and then the cap blinds the robot shark, and she fires a gun and EXPLOSION" This... actually happened. 1/10
The "CHARACTERS", everyone except the sisters, ARE COMPLETELY UGLY, what kind of person thought it would be okay for a pathetic pervert and old lady for villains? Now at the sisters, they are overly-fanserviced, even though they are the most beautiful FOR THIS
SHOW, their personality, normal girls, isn't really intimidating.
"SOUND" is horrible, the opening is like a spy movie intro! which isn't even the type for this show! I didn't mind it much, though.
What really sucks is the "VOICES" Matsumoto, the pathetic pervert, sounds like a guy that came out of his basement! And the old lady doesn't even sound old!
"ART" is cheap 3D, which isn't even worth ranting about.
I hated it, the more episodes you'll watch, the more you'll hate it, OVERALL, don't watch it, not even worth your 3 mins of life.
The episodes are hard to find, so I'm pretty sure you can't even finish it IF YOU WANT.
This anime changed my life.
My friend and I found this gem on Crunchyroll and after the first episode we NEEDED more. So we went to find episode two, and finally, after watching Boku no Pico for three minutes, we found it on a low rent porn site. Episode two was just as amazing 10/10 art, story, and titties. We found the rest of the series on Kissanime and it lived up to their "high quality anime" tagline. Because, God Damn if this wasn't the best anime I've seen in my life, so many plot twists ::SPOILER:: like when the fish 'dies' to the poisonous meatball
(a true Abunaitaku will know what I'm talking about). All and all 10/10 anime, even more amazing than Cory in the House.
This "anime" is probably one of the funniest things I've watched in a long time.
It's great for when you're with friends and need a laugh. I watched it all in one night with my friend and we've never laughed so hard before.
Don't get me wrong, the story, art, sound, and characters all suck, but we enjoyed it a lot. It's one of those things where it's so bad it's good.
I would recommend it to everyone, because it's just so funny to watch at 2 AM when you're tired, it'll really give you a laugh.
This anime was amazing, it has changed my life and I can never ever go back now. I could relate to the characters so much that I felt like I was the character, the art was amazing as well. Those beautiful boulders were what really got to me, no other anime could be any better than THIS anime. This anime was a masterpiece, a living piece of art. I'm glad I wasted my time watching this instead of actually doing something that was worth my time. You should not watch any other anime because watching any other anime would be wasting your precious time. So
of course, you should definitely watch this one.
I was told not to watch it. So I did what any normal person would do and watched it. I have now been for the past 10 minutes at a complete loss of words, I don't know okay? I just don't fucking know. Like does this even deserve a score? Just don't watch it okay? Listen I know how reverse psychology works and now you're probably looking it up right now, just remember, you won't know either.
This series is absolute garbage. It doesn't even appear to be made by the Japanese. It looks like a shitty late night Adult Swim program. Story, characters, all irrelevant. Art style, horrifying. This series is to be avoided at all costs.
This anime which may have been a cartoon (depending which country made it). This should have stayed buried. I recall the time it was so rare to find all episodes that the dvd was going for 100s on ebay. Whether it sold i don't know.... i do remember alot of people wanted it or at least asked about it.
This show had one thing going for it their two bimbo girls. Everything else was a joke. All characters shared the fact that they love helium intakes. Which tempted me quite a
bit to turn down the volume or mute it but that would ruin the experience in my opinion. Yes, i understand it is a cartoon or what have you but if you say meatball then you can not say PING PONG BALL! with out ANY CHANGE WHAT SO EVER TO IT OTHER THAN YOUR DEGREE! no, it is not a magical meatball. The only thing that i thought was realistic was when during one of the early episodes when their ammo depletes. So often in movies i question the fact really? your telling me you were packing that much? how? where? not in that tiny gun for sure. However, even that too can be seen as fiction in the last episode.
Oh yeah... the conclusion of the show(very little in terms of spoilers). What the FUCK!? then again i should have suspected that seeing how there was no basic intro.
maybe it was just me but after the first episode or two i found my self going off the unknown intro theme lyrics and stuck with "DIE! DIE! DIE!" for i felt that best served it.
It is clear this anime was a cruel tease by the artists. Not happy at all. Be Lucky that i considered a lot of things and did not go straight to 1 out of 10.
I'm not even kidding when I say this is literally the worst anime I've ever watched. Everything about it is appalling. Not a single good thing to say about any of it. But let's tear it down one by one shall we?
What story is to be told? It's about two spies who try to stop these two villains that are after a booby gem. And that's it. It's generic and simplistic. Not even the least bit entertaining. For something that's only like 5 minutes long, it sure is boring. Not funny, not entertaining. Just horrible all around. And how am I supposed to critique something
that doesn't even have a story? It's like a stupid cartoon. Baka and Test might've been simplistic, but it had continuity, humor, entertainment, rewatch value, and had a plot. This has NOTHING!
There are only 4 characters here. The sisters and the villains. I don't like any of them. Nothing meaningful to them, nor are any of them interesting to watch. No personality even. It's just, oh this person is good, this person is bad. That is it. 1 dimensional as it gets!
The huge turn off for this whole entire anime. The 3D designs are so bad it's downright scary. They look like plastic and have bad character animation movements to accompany it. The obvious fan service with the boobs is disturbing, and not funny. These girls don't look sexy at all. Just horrifying and ugly. It's Foodfight the anime people!
That opening is so grating and awful I can't even tell you guys! Just shout Abuani Sisters in a cringeworthy and tone deaf noise that makes me want to put scissors in my ears. If that wasn't bad enough, the voice acting is even worse. The high pitched squeal is ear bleeding! Only a moronic nimrod would think it's a good idea to put that in as acceptable voice work.
If you thought Mars of Destruction or Skelter Heaven was bad, then you haven't seen Abunai Sisters. It's one of the lowest rated animes on this website next to Skelter Heaven, and rightfully so. This anime is absolutely terrible! Nothing good about it. At least Skelter Heaven is easy on the eyes even if the animation is lazy. It's not hideously terrifying like this is! Please do not watch this! It is not even funny bad, just straight up horrible!
I only watched this out of sheer curiosity when I found it under "found media" on the lost media wikia. While most lost media goes missing because it sucks, sometimes there's an exception to the rule and you unearth a hidden gem. Abunai Sisters is not one of those exceptions.
There is not a single likable character in the entire series. You have 2 annoying and self-absorbed celebrities who only talk about their boobs and how it's "so hard" being a celebrity, an annoying creepy dude who pretty much represents anyone who would unironically like this garbage show, and a straight up ripoff of Yubaba
from Spirited Away.
There is no "story" and the characters are all horrendously ugly. They look like characters you'd see in a budget shovelware title for the wii. It's even worse when you consider the fact that they thought anyone would find this attractive in the slightest.
Do NOT watch this. Avoid at all costs. It's not even funny in the so bad it's good way, it's just awful.
The plot points were generally upfront and obvious, like the joke I just made. I'd try to be more sarcastic but this was pretty crap; it doesn't warrant the effort. Everything was bad. Art, animation, character development, etc. It was just all around bad. It even lacks the "So Bad It's Good" vibe. Apparently this review is too short so I'll stretch it out a bit.
The lip syncing was completely off. The character designs were pretty ridiculous. The one positive is the part were one of them uses a special butt attack probably inspired Keijo!!!! somehow, maybe. Also, the volleyball probably inspired Haikyu!, possibly.
I would recommend watching it because at least then you can say "Hey I watched Abunai Sisters" and be one of the unfortunate bastards, like so many others, who took the punt and were punished accordingly. Like a badge of shamefaced honour.
Abunai Sisters is like Disney made their next movie inspired by Paris Hilton's or Kim Kardashian's lives. Not kidding, this anime is based on two japanese sisters who are famous because...Well, is that kind of celebrities, that didn't sing, act or even are models, they're just famous. Okay, let me be honest, i despise thta kind of people, that are famous only for the gossip, and how they make the rest of the humanity waste their attention with them.
So, with a premise like that, we got two sisters who are vain, shallow and self-absorbed. They give us a good reason to root for them? The
answer is no, absolutely.
There's a MacGuffin, the Boobie Stone (the screenwriter wasn't very creative, let's be honest) that granted them beauty to be famous, and an old hag that looks like the one from Spirited Away, want to steal it. The show's "plot", if we can call it that, is the hag's attempts to steal it and fail, over and over. Exactly the same in ten episodes, three minutes each one. At least it's short.
The voices are annoying and high-pitched, and the dialogue is force and stereotypical, with the characters saying lines that no one in the real world will deliver, and without any sense of subtelety. The two MCs talk constantly about how hard is to be a celebrity, and how fabulous they are. Someone could defend thissaying is a satire, but this dialogue is played straight, you don't see any intention to criticize that style of life.
The villains are simply ridiculous, without any grace. They're not funny, despite they constantly fail to have a competent plan, always being so obvious it's frustrating. But don't worry, because our two "heroines" are so stupid that they need their boobies to start jiggling to realise it's a tramp. Yeah, you read it right, their boobies works as alarms that jiggles when the plot thinks it's convenient to sense danger, despite the audience already know it. This is one of the laziest plot conveniences i've ever seen in my life.
Now it's time to everyone's favourite part to citice about this show. I think i won't say anything new if i told that the CGI animation is awful, and the character desings, atrocious. Everyoen has complained about the protagonists breasts' sizes, but i think the main villain's assistant won the prize to the worst designed character. The worst part? This was animated by Production I.G., that normally eve their worst titles, like Guilty Crown, has outstanding animation.
I doesn't surprise me this is considered one of the worst anime ever made. A deserved title, without any doubt.
i literally feel so sorry for myself, why did i watch this, why ?
my eyes have seen a lot of shit , but they have never been in this much pain before
when i finished this self proclaimed """""""anime""""" i left thinking that i need to do some better things with my life
this is the first anime review i have ever wrote, because tbh i am not that critical about anime and dont like to over analyze
you know i could have written a review about some of the amazing series i watched , like clannad, anohana, monogatari , or key stuff in general
but no, i chose
to write a review of this, because i honestly feel like i need to
dont watch this anime, just dont, i have read mai-chan's daily life, and it wasnt able to make as disgusted and as disaroused as much as this show was able to
i have no words to be able to describe why, and how , this show is so fucking terrible. because those words wont suffice
the only accurate description i have of this show is self-harm and volunteering for torture, and i just hope the ounce of humanity that exists in you will be able to convince you to stay away from this show
i feel like a 0/10 is still too good for this show, but its the lowest ranking possible i can give