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May 4, 2012
Preliminary (1/10 eps)
First Reaction Review: For those that know me, you would know that Ecchi shows like this are not always bad. I like ecchi stuff sometimes, like Panty and Stocking with Garderbelt. This show on the other hand… this show… It’s a lot like Hentai but without the sex. Let me explain, the first episode shows the abunai alarm in the girls breasts (I guess they had surgery to get those done), the way that they fight the shark is shaking the bottle of Champagne up and down while making rather sexual sounds and then popping off the top. There is a lot of sexual references to the show that just makes it feel stupid and wrong. It must have been made for the sake of perverts because I see nothing good. I could only find one episode of this show on Crunchyroll surprisingly and couldn’t find it anywhere else.

The animation looks really cheap with everything looking like plastic. The girl’s hair just looks pasted on and their clothing makes me wonder if its just latex painted on. There heads are overly large for their body and only seem to match their large breasts that flop around in front of them. I swear they actually made jiggle physics just for their breasts that look swollen. I mean for real, I never seen normal people with how those breasts look. Someone botched that surgery. All the movement that they do is really elaborated like they are walking on a cat walk all the time. I know they talk about how they are big celebrates but I have more of a feeling that they are strippers or porn stars then actually having a normal job. Ya, that’s probably what their job is, secret agents undercover as porn stars. On the other hand, the character Matsumoto is way too realistic in his face details like a creepy puppet. Again his head is really large but over all, I think he fits with the perverted way he talks and such. I think it’s the shows way of saying ‘this is our viewer base’ in a way.

I don’t normally say this, but I cannot believe that Production I.G. made this. This is a show that did Eden of the East, Ghost in the Shell, and so on. No one put any effort into this show, and I couldn’t really tell weather or not they were actually trying to make it bad. I see a couple things that could be used as satire for other shows like this… but I can’t tell if it was done for a reason.

The music is actually kind of good, the stereotypical secret agent kind of music. The opening just has a strange high pitched male saying ‘Abunai Sisters’ over and over again. It’s pretty much basic. There really isn’t much to talk about in that. When we get into the voices, oh god. The voices are so bad! They sound like valley girls who have the IQ of two. And no, that is not against any valley girls out there, it’s a stereotype of TV shows. Mika seems to be the youngest in how they talk and act, being slightly more modest… like a grain of sand size modest then her sister Koko. Koko on the other hand is more scandelless. If you watched the show, then you would understand what I mean.

I do not understand why this show even really exists. It’s not funny, its just dull in the humor; its not sexual, the characters just look strange and unreal even by anime standards; and the action that I saw just felt stupid. Overall, this was mostly a waste of time. If it gets better later, I don’t know as I cannot find the other episodes but from what I saw in the first episode, this isn’t worth finding.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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