Feb 24, 2013
Before i start this review I would like to state I am being 100% serious about this and believe this movie is one of the greatest(shittiest) movies of all time.
Story-10/10(1.5)
Wow. Just wow never have I would have a imagined that a film like this would create such a heart warming(more like heart killing) and brilliant(retarded) story. The story follows Jo who has just learned that he is actually a "PSIONIC WARRIOR!" and he is destined to save the universe from the wrath of the evil Genma!(who is actually just a giant red skull floating in space for no fucking reason). I thought the story was
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very well thought out and everything that happened, had happened for a reason(not really everything that happens in this film is completely pointless and has no reason behind it what so ever.) and in the last 10 minutes of the film made me so happy(miserable) that I wanted to cry out in happiness(agony)!
Art-10/10(1.5/10)
This is another area of the film where it excels(hopelessly fails) at. From having amazing(awful) backgrounds, extremely fluid(commonly choppy) animations, you can tell they put a lot of time and effort into the animations!
Sound-10/10(3/10)
You know after seeing them put so much(little) effort into animation and story you might think "Well there is no way the rest of the movie can be any good." but if you think that you will find you are mistaken(correct.) The acting in this movie is some the best(worst) I have ever heard! Many of the sound effects the film are very high(low) quality and you may even find yourself paying attention( i.e. muting your computer) to what the people say even more than the animations themselves!
Character-10/10(1/10)
Now THIS is where the movie is best(most atrocious) at. I mean seriously the amount of character progression in this is insane(and by that I mean nearly non-existent) and whenever they give us a new character(which seems like every 10 minutes) it gives them an excellent(literally invisible) back story to follow. Not to mention every action they do you can see so much emotion put into it just by looking at their faces!(actually no every character has a completely expressionless face at seems to have no thought process what so ever.)
Enjoyment-10/10(2/10)
What was there not to enjoy about this movie!(A lot of things, that's what) never once was I bored during this film. I enjoyed this film so much!(Just so you all know this segment was a complete lie, in fact the only "enjoyable" moments of this film was the unintentional comedic charm some of the scenes had due to the complete lack of good acting and animations, but even that can't save this pile of shit.)
Overall-10/10(1.8/10)
In conclusion, This movie has clearly proven to me that it is here to stay due to it's phenomenal animations, superb acting, memorable characters, and heart warming story. I highly recommend this movie to anyone that wants to see one of the greatest movies ever. (Just kidding there is seriously NOTHING good about this movie or even average, I highly suggest if you want to see a horrible show/ movie just go watch something by idea factory because those are at least funny to watch. In the end avoid this movie at all costs.)
Reviewer’s Rating: 10
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