Seeking revenge, Count Saazbaum, a Martian, attacked the Earth. Later on, the war between the Terrans and Martians ended with Earth's Terrans gaining the victory. However, nineteen months later, the battle between them continues. Martians still continue to invade the Earth and the Terrans continue to protect it.
[THIS ENTIRE REVIEW WILL CONTAIN HEAVY SPOILERS FOR WHAT LITTLE PLOT THIS ANIME HAS]
Welcome to my review of AldNoOne Dies Season 2. Come in come in. No dont take off your shoes its fine. This entire place is smeared in shit anyways. Let me show you around the wonderful new continuation of this beautiful show.
Story continues after the cop out ending of season 1 where everyone and their mother gets shot (and live). Its all pretty much Inaho saving the day like always. But now with his shiny new deus ex machina robot eye.
Basically the princess is stuck in a comatose state for a long period of time after Slaine forces Count Sassy-bum to keep her alive. Slaine becomes an angsty asshole and obtains a position of power within the Vers empire after murdering Count Sauce-bomb by 360 no scoping him with timey wimey powers and succeeding him as count. Then he has where-the-fuck-did-she-come-from Princess Asseylum v2.0 marry him into royalty so he can unify the Vers empire and start a full scale war against earth for no clearly understandable or reasonable goal. From what I understand he does it to "protect the princess". Which makes no fucking sense because the fucking princess is already fucking fine and what he fucking does fucking goes against everything the fucking princess fucking believes in. WHAT THE FUCK SLAINE, THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET A GIRL TO LIKE YOU. I guess his actions can be rationalized a bit, since what he is doing will still cause the Vers empire to become a better place free from an oppressive class system and widespread poverty among the working class. But really now... He doesnt care too much about that. He just in this for the PU$$Y. (SPOILER: HE DOESNT GET ANY)
The real princess eventually wakes up, then plot hole after plot hole she finds out what Slaine is doing and manages to escape with Inaho's help. Princess Ass-pump marries some random dude named Count Cocaine and takes over rule of the Empire. Then Slaine gets wrecked. They use him as a scapegoat to blame the entire war on. The war ends. Earth and Mars hold hands and circle jerk over each other in a new golden age of peace and prosperity. Happy happy fine and dandy. Wouldnt it be nice if actual conflicts in the real world could be solved so easily? Just blame every little problem on one person. Then kill him. Poof. Problems solved just like that.
If you really simplify it. The entire plot of season 2 is basically a war caused by a mans quest to seduce a woman.
Seriously thats the entire plot. Yup. The end. Go home everyone.
S'ALRIGHT. Looks pretty good, I like how the characters are drawn. Mechs are in shitty CGI however. Martian kataphrakts are pretty cool looking. But their designs are completely absurd. For some reason the orbital knights care more about making flashy and cool kataphrakts over actually effective weapons. You would think that a robot with access to seemingly unlimited energy would take use of all of the ridiculously overpowered technology they have, but every single kataphrakt has some gigantic weakness that is so obviously intentionally added. But I guess they need retarded mech designs otherwise our lord and savior Inaho wouldnt be able to exploit their gaping weaknesses.
Thats how it works kids. If you arent good enough at writing to make a character look brilliantly smart, just make all the bad guys so incompetently stupid the hero look better in contrast.
The music is the only part of this anime thats genuinely good. Too bad they keep on replaying the same fucking song over and over again for every single god damn fight scene that you begin to hate the song.
Here comes the juicy part. CHARACTER.
2/10 Inaho. Absolutely no character development. Now he just has some unreasonably god like eye that sees everything. He is still perfect. He is still an emotionless machine. The fact that he is now partially a cyborg doesnt help with that analogy either. He saves the day every single god damn time like he always does except now he does literally everything to the point where basically 60% of the entire show just focuses on him. To make him even more overpowered than he needs to be, the writers also gave him Aldnoah powers all willy nilly to act as a convenient plot device to reactivate the Deucalion. How? Through oral transfer of royal blood and saliva. (LOL WTF) In other words. This all powerful source of unlimited energy is pretty much some alien STD Ass-plump gave to Inaho.
9/10 Inaho's robot eye. A new character. Yes. The eye has its own character. Yes. THE EYE GETS MORE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THAN INAHO HIMSELF. At first the eye is nothing but a tool, but then it starts taking over parts of Inaho's brain and becomes its own thinking entity. It even starts chatting up the princess while Inaho was unconscious. Look at that development. Oh yea. Such character.
1/10 Slaine. Is basically the only character that gets any development, which means jack shit because he just continually makes the most retarded nonsensical decisions a brain dead baboon wouldnt even consider. Actually, I dont even think you can really even classify it as character development. Since his character is completely off the charts inconsistent. He doesnt really do anything that can be considered normal human responses. His level of intelligence and decision making is all over the place. His goals incomprehensible, and the reason behind this is because the writers just continuously use him as a cheap plot device to add drama and conflict to the story instead of treating him like how a reasonable or sane human being would act. In the end he fails horribly due to his ridiculous levels of incompetency. Then he pulls some bullshit Johan Liebert crap at the end when he gets his ass beat by Inaho.
1/10 Princess Ass-lump. She doesnt change character. Still this overly happy and naive dumb bimbo that can barely act like a responsible leader. She forces her childish idealistic views on everyone regardless of the effect it might have on her people. She tried to man up once and points a gun at Slaine and threatens him. Then he casually walks over and just takes the gun. (LOL) Seriously. She is so worthless. Did i mention she likes birds? She likes birds. Apparently more than the possible long term prosperity of not only her Empire, but the entirety of humanity as well. Amazing judgment of importance there.
4/10 Princess Ass-lump v2.0. Yea the second princess with the weird hair. I forgot her name. Where the fuck did she even come from? She just appears suddenly as a new character. Basically she pretends to be Asseylum and slanders earth with her space nazi propaganda. She does it because she has some extremely creepy as fuck obsession with Slaine. She is just weird.
Count Crouton or something. Idk its hard to spell. Some new guy that shows up for like 10 minutes of screen time. Manages to NTR the princess away from Inaho and Slaine like immediately. What a badass. Best character 10/10.
5/10 Harklight. Gets seduced by Slaine's bishounen powers. I forgot whether or not he dies trying to get senpai to notice him. I dont really care.
5/10 Inko. Arguably the most likable girl in the show. Acts all cutesy and compassionate with Inaho and worries about him. Daww so cute amirite? Kind of I guess... Gets pushed away and assigned as Inaho's sidebitch. She gets shot at 10 more times than any of the other characters but she always survives. Absolutely bullshit levels of plot armor. But I guess they have to keep her alive as a romantic interest for Inaho. (FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF COURSE AMIRITE? HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED HUEHUEHUE.) She also has purple eyes. 10/10 sugoi. Did I mention I have a thing for purple anime eyes? Now you know. All hail Lelouch.
4/10 Female Inaho. Yuki Kaizuka, the bastard love child prototype that made way for the masterpiece of perfection that is her brother Inaho Kaizuka. Knowing just how hopelessly inferior she is to her perfect brother she tries to mimic her brothers robot like persona by getting a robotic arm to assist her broken one. But fails miserably at acting utterly emotionless like her brother does. As well as being perfect in every way possible like him. Seriously Yuki its not that hard to be a completely flawless human being. Way to break character, you fucking poser. She acts all lovey dovey over Inaho but comes off a bit more bitchy and possessive than Inko does when she tries to stop him from saving the damn world out of fear for his safety. Atleast wanting your brother to live is a slightly better excuse than liking birds.
All of the other characters basically get sidelined and dont do anything or have anything worthwhile to say about them. 0/10.
NOTABLY AMUSING POINTS IN THE SHOW:
Slaine gets saved by Inaho. Everyone thinks hes dead and hes used as a scapegoat to blame the entire war on. Rots in prison for the rest of his life. Cries like a bitch when Inaho told him he did it cause Asslumpey asked him to. I legitimately laughed for 3 straight minutes when he began crying. The epitome of catharsis. Delicious, oh so delicious tears.
Count Cocaine NTRs the entire love subplot in 10 minutes of screen time.
Inaho gets a cool eyepatch.
The entirety of earth apparently completely forgives Princess Ass-plumber after her imposter shit talks an obscene degree of hate and Aryan supremacy. Apparently years worth of seething hatred, prejudice, racism, discontent with poverty and envious greed disappeared just like that.
"Let justice be done, though the heavens fall." the motto of the show clearly represents Princess Asseylum's goal of peace no matter the cost. It really shows just how spoiled and unrealistic her standards are. Princess Ass-plum seriously used her love of birds as a valid reason to possibly jeapordize the long term unity and betterment of her entire empire. Dont get me wrong, war is bad. But a leader should realize when war is the best and most realistic option for her people. Good thing the shit writing this show has kicks in and everything somehow turns out alright anyways.
Inaho uses his eye to calculate Inko's weight so he can make fun of her. What the fuck dude? Asshole. And he knows he can get away with it since Inko wants his D for some reason. Why ya got to play a girl like that man?
Slaine started a war just to get a girl and then he gets friendzoned so hard he ends up in prison for life. Someone give him a medal for worst friendzone in history.
The action was enjoyable enough. The only saving grace was the okay action. (And seeing Slaine's beautiful face marred with his salty tears at the end.) It follows a pretty cookie cutter formula of: Scary new Martian bad guy with fancy unique kataphrakt appears. It rains pain down, destroying a bunch of faceless Terran mooks, as well as miraculously damaging but never killing any of the minor characters that happen to be fighting. Then Inaho comes and saves the day with his tactical and scientific brilliance as his signature battle theme plays for the umpteenth time. Rinse and repeat. Dont get me wrong, its not bad, its still fun to see some generic mech on mech action. But its pretty average really. Some of the battles have some interesting strategies and events, but its all methodically predictable. So if for some reason you are reading this review without even starting the show I wouldnt recommend this if you arent a huge fan of action and mech anime.
If you have already watched season 1, I wouldn't really recommend you to either continue or discontinue the show, that's up to you. If by any odd chance you watched season 2 but not season 1... then umm. I dunno. What are you doing?
Well that concludes my review. Now if you excuse me im going to see what kind of horrific yaoi fanfiction fujoshis are making between Inaho and Slaine.read more
A mecha show like Aldnoah Zero isn’t without controversy. They say controversy creates attention, and honestly, it’s a bit of an understatement with this show. From the way the first season concluded, one could not help but wonder how they will craft the contents for the sequel. It should be no surprise that many viewers will wonder the fate of our main protagonists (such as Inaho and Asseylum), the state of the war, and what’s in stored for Slaine. However, what blasts off this season is nothing short but predictable cliché writing, a stack of weakly balanced characters, and in general a disappointment that doesn’t seem to be able to correct itself from what season 1 got started on.
Like the first season, the sequel begins directly from where the season 1’s events left off except with a time skip. Characters still look the same but some things have changed. Included with these include the absence of Asseylum on Earth. Then, there’s also Slaine who has now devoted himself entirely to the Martians. And in a state of war, Aldnoah Zero Season 2 seems to continuously shove down the audience’s throats of the personal struggles of certain characters. Don’t get me wrong though. I like how the show expresses its interest to show how our main characters’ lives are going in season 2. The problem I find is how it constantly recycles the same ideas over and over again. In general, it fails to ensnare a viewer’s interest with the frequent ideology clashes. Less emphasis is put on the development of our characters but instead showing them their roles with a lot of badly stitched tropes. Furthermore, season 2 seems to highlight on even more problems with plot holes and writing for certain supporting characters. Logic itself also makes the audience question sometimes if the show knows what it’s doing.
For our main characters, most of them play their roles in the war. Although many characters has certain objectives, it’s clear that the show has a weakness with its character development. Only on occasions do certain side characters shine in this second season. This is because the sequel seems to emphasize on building up the story with various interconnected events. However, the grim reality is that it’s predictable down to the earth and nothing really stands out besides our main characters. Season 2 also seems to have forgotten some of the major supporting characters on their development. (Rayet anyone? Calm?) In short, it’s neglecting their chance to shine and seems to constantly try to shove down the main characters down our throats. New character such as Harklight and Lemrina doesn’t gain any strong characterization at all. For instance, Harklight seems to play the sort of devoted servant for his “master”, Slaine. On the other hand, Lemrina is has a borderline obsession with him. It’s kind odd really. The sequel almost seems to devote its entirety on Slaine’s ambitions and ultimatum. Some of the diverting romance sub-plot is hardly anything interesting with the lack of interest between Slaine and certain characters. In general, it’s messy with its characters.
However, I do have to give credit to certain characters that makes their name more known compared to the previous season. One such name is Mazuurek that viewers may have forgotten about. His role in this season is expanded and in fact, even interesting to see considering where his loyalty lies. This seems to be a sharp contrast with other Martians who holds their close minds about pursuing peace. Instead of conquest, Mazuurek is devoted to Asseylum and believes her to be alive. So what does the man do? Take the risk and find her. Unlike the rest of the Martians who are too busy trying to stack up body counts or flexing their mecha biceps, the show offers a more thrilling insight on his mission. Unfortunately, this is still mostly overshadowed by our main character/antagonist Slaine. Season 2 really tries to show what he is capable of and his ambitions but it’s not working. His emotions gets the better of him and even some of the people that trusts him deeply now have turned against him. It’s hard to feel sorry for him because his own actions previously caused these consequences. And not to mention, his rivalry with a certain guy he dubbed ‘Orange’ isn’t going to forgive him.
Although not overbearing, some good portions of the show concentrates on action. However, it still remains the style it portrays with its gimmicky fighting. In particular, certain mecha now has ability to clone themselves, use piercing threads to slice and dice, or even make frost out of their enemies. Technology seems to have unlimited boundaries in the series as we even see the conscious of an electronic eye take hold of a person’s mentality. As fascinating as this all sounds, there’s really not much to get hold with these creative ideas. No matter how outrageous some of these ideas gets, the end result is almost always the same. The familiar strategies used through teamwork or taking a chance by calculations. Season 1 did that and the sequel doesn’t really express itself any differently. The modus operandi seems to be that wherever battles happen, the result is almost predictable. Certain build ups and death flags are also become more like false advertisements as well. Talk about disappointment.
On the more technical side, I do give praise to some of the artistic direction the sequel handles itself. Action is fluid and the coordination is attractive. Even some of the new style of the music can be appealing when combined with the intense elements of sci-fi warfare. The OP and ED songs also holds some degree of symbolism along with a few recapping of the first season. Character voice mannerism on most parts remains solid and character expressions show credibility with the events of the sequel. However, it can be cringe worthy to hear some of the stereotypical emotional scenarios because honestly, it’s all over the place.
In retrospect, Aldnoah Zero Season 2 is a slick and empty hollow shell of its prequel. Many events are predictable with a lesser degree on character building but more so on their grand roles. And to be honest, it’s annoying to see the same repetitive angles used over and over. At times, it even looks fake with a wrestling-like drama with faces and heels. It’s not only that but the story itself also introduced certain characters out of nowhere. While certain characters do get more emphasis compared to the first season, some of the previously established characters seems to lack focus on-screen. Instead, we are constantly being fed by Slaine and his preposterous ambitions that can be ridiculous dull. I can’t say for a fact that the sequel is complete utter trash though as it is mildly interesting to watch the development of the Vers/Earths War. It’s somewhat thrilling to see which side will win in the end and whether or not certain characters will meet their endgame goals. But for now, season 2 doesn’t get any better. Not by a damn long shot.read more
Every now and then there comes a title that manages to do the impossible. Without logic or reason it somehow leaves its steady course of mediocrity and nose dive face first into a sea of stupor, which results in a script so idiotic it transcends shit writing to become unintentionally funny. This my friends gives rise to what we of the general populace refer to as B-movie entertainment. A rare form of nonsense that takes immense talent to make worse but results in comedic gold. With that said Aldnoah.Zero is that rare kind of gem. Not only did it start off with a bang but it also fell right on its face before it even pass go.
first we'll wrap up the 1st season story:
For anyone that have seen the granddaddy of all mechs Aldoah.Zero's story will leave a bitter taste in your mouth. You see some shows like to pay homages to their predecessors and some like to completely rip them off, unfortunately Aldnoah is the latter. Being a show that surpassed taking ballsy moves and decided it was a good idea to steal the entire storyline of the very 1st Mobile Suite Gundam, right down to the basic setup.
Humanity is broken into two separate governing powers, with the ones living in space treating the ones on earth as inferior beings. A bunch of kids are dragged into a war after the temporary peace between the two governing bodies are broken. The kids find themselves aboard a vessel as they pilot mechs and fight off baddies of the week in order to survive.. sounds familiar? Aldnoah's very existence stems from one of the most obvious ripoffs I've had the displeasure of seeing. The epitome of a show with no merits to stand on.
This 2nd season, if anything only solidify Aldnoah as a "bottom of the barrel" show. After leaving everyone on a cliffhanger with a big shoot out it does the unthinkable.... It haphazardly commits multiple asspulls to explain away why everyone is still alive. To top it all off it takes it a step further by making our already hax MCs even more OP with the most cheap excuse for transferring powers .... a kiss..... A FUCKING KISS. With that Aldnoah has taken any inkling of redeemable quality it had and flushed it down the proverbial toilet.
Last season they attempted to cover up the jarring CGI mechs using different camera angles, smoke, snow, wide sweeping motions and other techniques and for the most part I could applaud them for that effort. They tried to cover up the glaring issues, but this season for some odd reason they completely abandoned that approach, leaving the CGI mechs just awkwardly move across the screen without any of the covering affects they applied before. It's almost like they're trying to let the quality of the script reflect the quality of the art/animation. To say it's repulsive would be an understatement as there seem to be no sense of weigh behind the battles anymore. Just clunky CGI mechs bumping ugly heads across highly detailed art.
It's a shame really because everything else seemed polished. They didn't skimp on the detailed backgrounds and maintained character design consistency. But all that seems for nothing when you're constantly bombarded with CGI mechs that rivals the kind of mess that GONZO is infamous for.
If there was EVER a redeeming quality for Aldnoah it would be in the sound department, as they were lucky enough to drag Hiroyuki Sawano into it. He has a solid track record so far, with other note worthy compositions in Kill la Kill, Guilty Crown and Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn to name a few. He really has the knack for creating heavy hitting tracks to accompany scenes and it adds a much needed flare to the show.
The voice actors all reprized their roles and settle in well, standouts being Kensho Ono's performance for Slaine, as he gives a nice "pizzazz" to the character.
haha where do I begin? First off these aren't "characters" they are living, breathing plot devices and overused archetypes.
The biggest offender in the bunch is Slaine with the most inconsistent characteristics to come out in recent years. His personality is all over the place with no defined straits to anchor him. One minute he's a rational individual and the next he goes full fledged yandere for no other reason but SHOCK FACTOR. The writers seem to have a field day with him, bending his flip-floppy behavior to fit their whims of advancing the plot. As a viewer with common sense I find this to be cheap insults to my intelligence. To even believe that they thought this was conceivable is beyond me. It might fool the few that get caught up in the constant plot twists and SHOCK FACTOR moments but for most of us it's a glaring issue that is never addressed properly.
There isn't much to say about Inaho. He still have the personality of a brick wall and has only become a bigger plot device now that he has Stephen Hawking for an eyeball and a Aldnoah power up. I mean it's not like he wasn't hax enough, but now he went from "boy genius" to fucking Houdini.
The antagonists and baddies of the week are so horribly 1 dimensional that they come across as Saturday morning cartoon level villains. The writers made them as sinister as possible just for the sake of forcing the audience into hating them.
The rest of the cast remain nameless nobodies that aren't worth the mention. Some start off promising like Marito, but were simply shelved for more screentime of skitso bi-polar boy and the walking brick wall.
The only positive thing about this cast is that the inconsistency makes for a spectacle of plot twists that can heighten your B-movie experience.
With the 1st season of Aldnoah I found mild enjoyment. Even if it was a ripoff it was at least a ripoff of something good. But with this season the only thing I found was an unintentionally funny dismal mess. Very few shows can fail this hard but Aldnoah manages to do just that. I got a lot of good laughs seeing this go up in flames so that at least deserves credit.
There's nothing to sugar coat here. To put it bluntly Aldnoah.Zero is a trainwreck. I can only recommend this if you've already bother to sit through the entire 1st season or you're like me and take great pleasure it watching shows crash and burn. Other than that I see no reason to bother with this title.
With how much I loved season one, I was so excited for season 2 to start. Please, I'm begging you, do not watch season two. Stop at episode 12 of season one. Season two will ruin the entire experience for you. No matter how much you love season one, don't do it. Just don't. Anyway, on to the review:
Basically, they take the entire ending of season one, take everything back, and then proceed to stop all over the plot and tear it apart, piece by piece. It's a mess. I'm honestly so upset with hoe bad this was.
It's almost like they forgot how to draw their own characters. Inaho looks off the entire time, Asseylum looks like a baby whale when she's sad, Slaine doesn't look nearly as good as he did in season one, I could go on. I loved the art of season one. This was a mess, none of the characters ever looked quite right, and frankly the fight scenes were also boring to watch and were always anticlimactic. Oh, and the second ending song, which plays for episode 11, looks like it's drawn by a two year old
The soundtrack is still amazing. Luckily that didn't change between season one and two. same great songs, and some great new songs. By all means, download the season two songs, but don't watch the show, please.
Basically they took all character development and recked it. the first two episodes of the season makes it seem like Inaho is gonna be better in this season. The first two episodes lie to you.
I absoluetly LOVED season one. To the point where I had it listed as my number one favorite anime, and I was constantly making gifs of it. Second season makes me ashamed to like season one. I vote that we delete this season from existence, pretend episode 12 of season one is where Aldnoah.Zero really ends, and move on from there. on a final note: PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS SEASON, EVEN IF IT'S JUST AS A JOKE BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT'S GONNA BE. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. IT WILL DISAPPOINT YOU. DO NOT DO IT.read more
Edward Elric. Zero Kiryuu. Broly. Vic Mignogna has an impressive voice acting resume, and it's only getting longer. I sat down with him at Anime Weekend Atlanta to talk theater, anime, fandom, and faith. Was there alchemy? Read on!