So, I saw this idea on another forum I lurk and thought it'd be fun to give it a whirl for some shits. Let's see how many people we can get going on this. It's on like Donkey Kong guys. Toss the idea out to your friends, add a link to this thread in your signature for more publicity too~ Rules: - The competition officially starts at 12:01 AM PDT on 6/12/09. You have until 11:59 PM the day before (Thursday) to enter. - Wet dreams do not count. - As noted by the glorious dictionary(the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.), the mere act of self stimulation is an out. - If you don't spank it, this probably isn't the place for you. Do us all a favor and don't enter. We want a chance at victory :'< - Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on a animu forum, so be proud and admit it. You sellout :( - Check in with us weekly so we know you're still in(lol how long do I expect this to go on). Failure to do so will result in disqualification. Also, update your status as soon as possible upon the imminent failure. - The check in period lasts for one day from 12:00 AM PDT every Thursday lasting to 12:00 AM PDT Friday. All you have to do is post with a simple, "Still in." during that period and you'll move on to the next week. Try to not clutter the thread too much during that period. - Be honest! You have nothing to gain from spanking it and lying to us, do you? When you declare you're out of the contest, use one of the following gifs for easy identification:     The winner of the contest shall receive the glorious  Titus Balsac award, as well as the title, "Master Of His Domain" to display where they feel fit. Of course, let's not forget our epic failures, the first person to fap in this contest(ignoring the trolls~) shall receive the illustrious  Breakneck Beater award. Contestants (Post In This Thread To Enter) Master of His Domain: Toadounet Out: 6/12/09 Vagabond - 10:06 PM - Breakneck Beater, Poor Red Wings Elviswjr - 10:39 PM 6/13/09 Shigofumi - 6:00 AM alex264 - 8:08 PM Vipey - 9:16 PM 6/14/09 Yuruku - 2:00 AM - Slept With His Sister... Or something like that. V3gas - 4:45 AM Avarance - 2:03 PM TheDarkestAndy - 8:30 PM Splitter - 9:00 PM 6/15/09 Hotstrawberry - 4:09 AM Fade - 8:20 AM Drybananna - 6:50 PM Georgi - 9:10 PM Kimura - 9:30 PM 6/16/09 LeiKaiSing - 12:23 AM audiodoll - 12:29 AM Factor - 5:14 AM Konahi_chan - 6:09 AM Metroid_Sux - 7:02 AM - Gave up being the master of his domain for his neighbor's cock. EddieHitler - 9:30 AM Chinezekid1 - 12:48 PM Lepchin17 - 5:39 PM - Gave up being the master for a dream about his girlfriend being Nami. 6/17/09 AirDemon - 5:09 AM PandaPuff - 11:40 PM 6/18/09 Kittenia - 4:50 AM Rub_My_Fanny - 12:20 PM DarkBusterCloud - 11:11 PM 6/19/09 Motoyama - 3:06 PM BlueYoshi - 5:00 PM DaBigD - 9:38 PM Ungraveful13 - 11:16 PM 6/20/09 Xplicit - 11:02 AM 6/21/09 Amaya-no-Hime 11:46 PM 6/22/09 Bakayaro 10:26 PM 6/24/09 Nayah - 10:31 6/25/09 couldntfind1 - 1:29 AM 6/28/09 fudgy - 12:50 AM 6/30/09 MackDaddyHart - 11:00 AM - Imagination Fap. 7/8/09 Scud - 3:00 AM - The SIMS is hot. 7/9/09 SonicMTD - 7:32 7/13/09 Saito-sama - 2:10  Dropouts: Sohei MCS117 Chickenchief StephanBlackhawk FlyingPlumTree tommoyang HappyPear Darkii ParaParfait |
BakayaroAug 1, 2009 12:59 PM
"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne? |
| I'm in. |
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| I'm in scud's ass |
SaitoeJun 2, 2009 6:49 PM
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| In. |
| I'm in don't know for how long |
| Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines. |
| I can't participate :'< wouldn't be fair to the contestants |
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| What the hell, I'm in. |
 You've come a long way, baby. |
| Entry please. |
| I'm in. |
I'd like tossing your salad.-"Yuru"/MMMKD DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM MOTHERFUCKER?-SophieWophie<3 |
| I'm in. |
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| I'm in. Over the school year. I abstained for months at a time. I couldn't believe it myself. It was like suddenly waking up one day to find that you can lift up cars and shoot lasers out of your eyes. |
| In |
| We should really try and get Xinil to join in. |
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| i'm in guys |
| i like to fap yes im in |
| Meh, why not. I'm in. |
| ahh fuck it im in |
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| yay im in i wasn't ignored or told to fuck off =] inb4stfub4ichangemymind xD |
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| I just about died laughing at the Xinil pic. XD |
Drybananna said: In. |
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LolitaDecay said: quoted b4 deletedDrybananna said: In. |
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| I lied. |
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LolitaDecay said: I lied. pussy |
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| I'm in. |
Viperslayer said: LolitaDecay said: I lied. pussy you're a pussy, dont say that to lolita. >: |
| I'm in, for like a day. |
 Znips: When Shay is born she just crawls back in the womb to shitpost for another year |
| This is going to be so interesting ^_^ |
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| Dude. No one is gonna follow the rules. We'll all just be lying, lol. |
| Only fucking gay-ass fags don't follow rules of internet contests. |
You've come a long way, baby. |
| What's in it for me? |
Bakayaro said: Chavez said: The fucking trophy you so know we're all gonna try for.What's in it for me? The currently unnamed, "Who can jerk it the fastest within the competition starting" Ok, I'm in. ...what are we supposed to do? |
Chavez said: Bakayaro said: Chavez said: The fucking trophy you so know we're all gonna try for.What's in it for me? The currently unnamed, "Who can jerk it the fastest within the competition starting" Ok, I'm in. ...what are we supposed to do? Not wank. |
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