GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULLS ALREADY:
IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND.
IF YOU STILL THINK I AM, GET BACK TO MYSPACE.
About me:
A masked Newtype warrior from Side 3! Warbird is readily equipped for battle, infused with the power of the Getter Rays, the G-Stone, the J-Jewel, Kenryo, the Ai-system, Ide, Spiral Energy, Red-Flame Energy, Nodos, the Dimensional Coupler System, and the souls of dead Newtype soldiers. These powers are complemented by a custom-built Ideon, which, when in danger, can unleash all of it's AB Fields, Aegis Shields, Trapar Barriers, Anti-Particle E-Shields, Armule Luminiere Full Powers, AT-Fields, Aura Barriers, Beam Coats, Beam Coat Ss, Beam Deflection Fields, Beam Wings, Chakra Shields, Defensive Circles, Deflect Fields, Meiou Fields, Distortion Fields, DRAGOON Lumiere Fields, E-Fields, E-Shields, EMF Shields, Energy Shields, Energy Shield Ss, Psionic Barriers, Fire Walls, Gekigan Barriers, God Hand Finals, Gravity Territories, Gravity Walls, Hyper E-Shields, I-Fields, I-Field Barriers, Inertial Cancellers, Lambda Drives, Magical I-Fields, Mamori no Kazes, Maser Reflectors, Matrix Fields, Mirror Coatings, Moonlight Butterflies, Nendou Fields, Nendou Field Ss, Nessar Barriers, Nu Gundam I-Fields, Orgone Clouds, Pinpoint Barriers, Planet Defensors, Positron Reflectors, Protect Shades, Protect Walls, Reflect Shields, Relum Dominatos, Scatter Beam Shields, Shamanic Distortion Fields, Sonic Shields, Sound Barriers, Spiral E-Fields, Super Distortion Fields, Super Magical I-Fields, TE Spheres, TK Fields, TK Field Ss, Waikyoku Fields, Warp Fields, X3 I-Fields, Xi Beam Barriers, and Zonder Barriers to form a protective shield around itself. Warbird, along with the Ideon custom, is known to be one of the strongest forces within the known universe(s).
DON'T READ THIS:
"TRANS-AM!" shouted Setsuna. He was locked in mortal combat with the legendary Coordinator, Kira Yamato, and knew that he couldn't defeat him without the power of the Trans-AM system. "YAMETE KUDASAI!" yelled Kira, "Don't you realize that Celestial Being is only instigating more wars?!" The 00-Raiser began to glow red with an ungodly fury and charged against the Strike Freedom. "Ore wa... GANDAMU DA!" Setsuna pulled out a beam saber and began to slice Kira's Dragoons in half, one by one. "Looks like I have no choice," Kira whispered to himself as he fired all of his beam cannons. The 00-Raiser instantly disintegrated into millions of particles of light.
Kira sighed, "If only we met each other under different circumstances, we might've been friends... Or even more." THEN SUDDENLY, the 00-Raiser appears out of thin air and slices off one of the Freedom's arms. "Urgh...!" Kira was thrown back by the surprise attack. The 00 charged in for a follow-up attack, only to be deflected by one of the Freedom's beam sabers. The 00 zig-zagged all around the Freedom, as though it were dancing. "His movements are too quick! Can I really defeat a yatsu like him?!" Kira said while maintaining a defensive stance.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" A giant beam shot down towards the Freedom. Kira struggled to dodge it. "Looks like I was able to evade his attack..." The beam began to move towards him. "A GIANT BEAM SABER?! But how?! He doesn't even have a METEOR system!" The Strike Freedom was instantly engulfed by the light.
Kira woke up in a white space, floating. "Where am I," he whispered, as he observed the vividly glowing lights, dancing around him, "...And why am I naked?" A voice came from behind him: "You're in the 00..." Kira turned around, astonished, and saw Setsuna F. Seiei floating with him. Kira slightly tilted his head downwards and noticed Setsuna's enormous glowing genitals. He blushed and joked, "I guess your thing is as large as your beam saber... Heh heh..." Setsuna blushed too, surprised by the abrupt comment. "How can you joke around like that?!"
Kira slowly approached him, "It's alright, because we're not in our mobile suits anymore. There's no reason for us to tatakae." He then proceeded to peck his cheek. Setsuna pushed him back, "Yamete kudasai." Kira grasped onto his arm, "Chotto dakke, ne?" After a couple of minutes of arguing, Setsuna finally submitted to his advances while thinking, "What a peculiar yatsu he is."
Setsuna's wang was suddenly grasped by Kira's warm hands, and slightly winced. Kira noticed and said, "Did I grab it too tight? Don't worry, you'll get used to it." Kira slowly rubbed it up and down, then gently placed his mouth on top of it. He proceeded to lick it, but hesitated upon hearing Setsuna's loud moaning. "Gee, you're just like Athrun!" He joked with a wink and resumed the sucking of Setsuna's cock. He began to accelerate... Faster... Faster... AND FASTER!
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Setsuna couldn't take it anymore. Kira quickly let go. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Then, suddenly, a marvelous white cloud burst onto Kira's face and landed on his cheek. He slowly felt the mysterious white liquid that landed on his face and observed it, from his hand, for a few seconds, before licking it off his fingers. Kira laughed and said, "Wanna do this again, some other time?" Setsuna blushed and shouted "Why would I?!" Kira giggled at Setsuna reply, "Next week, okay?" Setsuna hesitantly complied with a whisper, "Fine..."
What my animu scores mean:
10- I came.
9- Shit was fucking awesome.
8- Shit was great.
7- Average.
6- Kind of okay, but not good enough.
5- Shitsux.
4- Gundam SEED.
3- Worse than Gundam SEED.
2- I didn't know that a show could be so terrible.
1- Kill yourself.
