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So, I saw this idea on another forum I lurk and thought it'd be fun to give it a whirl for some shits. Let's see how many people we can get going on this. It's on like Donkey Kong guys. Toss the idea out to your friends, add a link to this thread in your signature for more publicity too~



Rules:
- The competition officially starts at 12:01 AM PDT on 6/12/09. You have until 11:59 PM the day before (Thursday) to enter.

- Wet dreams do not count.

- As noted by the glorious dictionary(the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.), the mere act of self stimulation is an out.

- If you don't spank it, this probably isn't the place for you. Do us all a favor and don't enter. We want a chance at victory :'<

- Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on a animu forum, so be proud and admit it. You sellout :(

- Check in with us weekly so we know you're still in(lol how long do I expect this to go on). Failure to do so will result in disqualification. Also, update your status as soon as possible upon the imminent failure.

- The check in period lasts for one day from 12:00 AM PDT every Thursday lasting to 12:00 AM PDT Friday. All you have to do is post with a simple, "Still in." during that period and you'll move on to the next week. Try to not clutter the thread too much during that period.

- Be honest! You have nothing to gain from spanking it and lying to us, do you?

When you declare you're out of the contest, use one of the following gifs for easy identification:








The winner of the contest shall receive the glorious

Titus Balsac award, as well as the title, "Master Of His Domain" to display where they feel fit.

Of course, let's not forget our epic failures, the first person to fap in this contest(ignoring the trolls~) shall receive the illustrious

Breakneck Beater award.


Contestants (Post In This Thread To Enter)

Master of His Domain:
Toadounet


Out:
6/12/09
Vagabond - 10:06 PM - Breakneck Beater, Poor Red Wings
Elviswjr - 10:39 PM

6/13/09
Shigofumi - 6:00 AM
alex264 - 8:08 PM
Vipey - 9:16 PM

6/14/09
Yuruku - 2:00 AM - Slept With His Sister... Or something like that.
V3gas - 4:45 AM
Avarance - 2:03 PM
TheDarkestAndy - 8:30 PM
Splitter - 9:00 PM

6/15/09
Hotstrawberry - 4:09 AM
Fade - 8:20 AM
Drybananna - 6:50 PM
Georgi - 9:10 PM
Kimura - 9:30 PM

6/16/09
LeiKaiSing - 12:23 AM
audiodoll - 12:29 AM
Factor - 5:14 AM
Konahi_chan - 6:09 AM
Metroid_Sux - 7:02 AM - Gave up being the master of his domain for his neighbor's cock.
EddieHitler - 9:30 AM
Chinezekid1 - 12:48 PM
Lepchin17 - 5:39 PM - Gave up being the master for a dream about his girlfriend being Nami.

6/17/09
AirDemon - 5:09 AM
PandaPuff - 11:40 PM

6/18/09
Kittenia - 4:50 AM
Rub_My_Fanny - 12:20 PM
DarkBusterCloud - 11:11 PM

6/19/09
Motoyama - 3:06 PM
BlueYoshi - 5:00 PM
DaBigD - 9:38 PM
Ungraveful13 - 11:16 PM

6/20/09
Xplicit - 11:02 AM

6/21/09
Amaya-no-Hime 11:46 PM

6/22/09
Bakayaro 10:26 PM

6/24/09
Nayah - 10:31

6/25/09
couldntfind1 - 1:29 AM

6/28/09
fudgy - 12:50 AM

6/30/09
MackDaddyHart - 11:00 AM - Imagination Fap.

7/8/09
Scud - 3:00 AM - The SIMS is hot.

7/9/09
SonicMTD - 7:32

7/13/09
Saito-sama - 2:10



Dropouts:
Sohei
MCS117
Chickenchief
StephanBlackhawk
FlyingPlumTree
tommoyang
HappyPear
Darkii
ParaParfait
Modified by Bakayaro, Aug 1, 2009 12:59 PM

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?
 
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I'm in.
 
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I'm in scud's ass
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Also:
Modified by llxwarbirdxll, Jun 2, 2009 7:19 PM
 
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Jun 2, 2009 6:42 PM

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I can't participate :'<
wouldn't be fair to the contestants
 
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Jun 2, 2009 6:43 PM

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What the hell, I'm in.
You've come a long way, baby.
 
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Jun 2, 2009 6:44 PM

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Entry please.
 
Jun 2, 2009 6:47 PM

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Am I allowed to join?
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Jun 2, 2009 6:49 PM

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I'm in.
I'd like tossing your salad.-"Yuru"/MMMKD
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM MOTHERFUCKER?-SophieWophie<3
 
Jun 2, 2009 6:50 PM

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In.
 
Jun 2, 2009 6:50 PM

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Rub_my_Fanny said:
Am I allowed to join?
Do you fap?

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?
 
Jun 2, 2009 6:51 PM

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Bakayaro said:
Rub_my_Fanny said:
Am I allowed to join?
Do you fap?

Ofc daily.
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Rub_my_Fanny said:
Bakayaro said:
Rub_my_Fanny said:
Am I allowed to join?
Do you fap?

Ofc daily.
More often than I'd care to know, but alrighty then.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?
 
Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM

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I'm in.
 
Jun 2, 2009 7:20 PM

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I'm in.

Over the school year. I abstained for months at a time. I couldn't believe it myself. It was like suddenly waking up one day to find that you can lift up cars and shoot lasers out of your eyes.
 
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In
 
Jun 2, 2009 8:00 PM

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We should really try and get Xinil to join in.
 
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Scud said:
We should really try and get Xinil to join in.
Fabulous plan. Someone go advertise on his profile. Let's get a news post for this too.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?
 
Jun 2, 2009 8:32 PM

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IM IN MAN
 
Jun 2, 2009 8:49 PM

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I'm not on mal much but I can't pass up this opportunity.

Put me down I'm in.

Criticker|Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love,|Last.fm
the things you are, and the things you never want to lose.

 
Jun 2, 2009 8:54 PM

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As long as you check in weekly and post when ya bust, whatevs.

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Jun 2, 2009 9:14 PM

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i'm in guys

 
Jun 2, 2009 10:27 PM

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llxwarbirdxll said:
Reposting delicious, trappy Jun.
 
Jun 2, 2009 10:51 PM

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i like to fap
yes

im in
 
Jun 2, 2009 11:34 PM

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Meh, why not.
I'm in.
 
Jun 2, 2009 11:45 PM

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Updated.

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Jun 2, 2009 11:48 PM

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ahh fuck it im in
Watashi Weaboo Des~
I post where I want. If that bothers you, I've won.
Master of Mal - Hadogay - Vipey.
10/10
 
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yay im in i wasn't ignored or told to fuck off =]

inb4stfub4ichangemymind

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Watashi Weaboo Des~
I post where I want. If that bothers you, I've won.
Master of Mal - Hadogay - Vipey.
10/10
 
Jun 3, 2009 12:03 AM

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I just about died laughing at the Xinil pic. XD
 
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Viperslayer said:
yay im in i wasn't ignored or told to fuck off =]

inb4stfub4ichangemymind

xD
We did tell you if you post using your brain at least half the time, you're fine, right?

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?
 
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Drybananna said:
In.
 
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LolitaDecay said:
Drybananna said:
In.
quoted b4 deleted

 
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I lied.

 
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LolitaDecay said:
I lied.



pussy

Watashi Weaboo Des~
I post where I want. If that bothers you, I've won.
Master of Mal - Hadogay - Vipey.
10/10
 
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I'm in.
 
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Viperslayer said:
LolitaDecay said:
I lied.



pussy


you're a pussy, dont say that to lolita. >:
 
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Jun 3, 2009 9:12 AM

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I'm in, for like a day.

Znips: When Shay is born she just crawls back in the womb to shitpost for another year
 
Jun 3, 2009 10:07 AM

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This is going to be so interesting ^_^
 
Jun 3, 2009 10:15 AM

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Dude. No one is gonna follow the rules. We'll all just be lying, lol.
 
Jun 3, 2009 10:57 AM

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It's a shame that that's true, but it should good for some lulz.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?
 
Jun 3, 2009 10:59 AM

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Only fucking gay-ass fags don't follow rules of internet contests.
You've come a long way, baby.
 
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Kimura said:
Only fucking gay-ass fags don't follow rules of internet contests.
FUCK

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Jun 3, 2009 11:11 AM

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haha. You guys are cute.
 
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Chavez said:
What's in it for me?
The fucking trophy you so know we're all gonna try for.

The currently unnamed, "Who can jerk it the fastest within the competition starting"

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Bakayaro said:
Chavez said:
What's in it for me?
The fucking trophy you so know we're all gonna try for.

The currently unnamed, "Who can jerk it the fastest within the competition starting"


Ok, I'm in.

...what are we supposed to do?
 
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Chavez said:
Bakayaro said:
Chavez said:
What's in it for me?
The fucking trophy you so know we're all gonna try for.

The currently unnamed, "Who can jerk it the fastest within the competition starting"


Ok, I'm in.

...what are we supposed to do?


Not wank.
 
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