So, I saw this idea on another forum I lurk and thought it'd be fun to give it a whirl for some shits. Let's see how many people we can get going on this. It's on like Donkey Kong guys. Toss the idea out to your friends, add a link to this thread in your signature for more publicity too~
- The competition officially starts at 12:01 AM PDT on 6/12/09. You have until 11:59 PM the day before (Thursday) to enter.
- Wet dreams do not count.
- As noted by the glorious dictionary(the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.), the mere act of self stimulation is an out.
- If you don't spank it, this probably isn't the place for you. Do us all a favor and don't enter. We want a chance at victory :'<
- Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on a animu forum, so be proud and admit it. You sellout :(
- Check in with us weekly so we know you're still in(lol how long do I expect this to go on). Failure to do so will result in disqualification. Also, update your status as soon as possible upon the imminent failure.
- The check in period lasts for one day from 12:00 AM PDT every Thursday lasting to 12:00 AM PDT Friday. All you have to do is post with a simple, "Still in." during that period and you'll move on to the next week. Try to not clutter the thread too much during that period.
- Be honest! You have nothing to gain from spanking it and lying to us, do you?
When you declare you're out of the contest, use one of the following gifs for easy identification:
The winner of the contest shall receive the glorious
Titus Balsac award, as well as the title, "Master Of His Domain" to display where they feel fit.
Of course, let's not forget our epic failures, the first person to fap in this contest(ignoring the trolls~) shall receive the illustrious
Yuruku - 2:00 AM - Slept With His Sister... Or something like that.
V3gas - 4:45 AM
Avarance - 2:03 PM
TheDarkestAndy - 8:30 PM
Splitter - 9:00 PM
Hotstrawberry - 4:09 AM
Fade - 8:20 AM
Drybananna - 6:50 PM
Georgi - 9:10 PM
Kimura - 9:30 PM
LeiKaiSing - 12:23 AM
audiodoll - 12:29 AM
Factor - 5:14 AM
Konahi_chan - 6:09 AM
Metroid_Sux - 7:02 AM - Gave up being the master of his domain for his neighbor's cock.
EddieHitler - 9:30 AM
Chinezekid1 - 12:48 PM
Lepchin17 - 5:39 PM - Gave up being the master for a dream about his girlfriend being Nami.