20, Bangladeshi, lazy, high school senior, hardcore introvert. Started watching anime since I was 12 (idk). Hobbies include guitar , coding, and web design. If you want to chat, feel free to drop a comment - I don't like getting PM's.
--These are the greatest lyrical wizards of our time, I suggest you give'em a listen--
Well, What's special about consuming horror/Gore is that you can feel certain strong feelings without suffering the consequences, which allows you to enjoy the sensation. And I love that sensation
My favorite anime/manga list:
Shigurui
Devilman Crybaby
Berserk
Texhnolyze
Perfect Blue
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Welcome to the NHK
The Tatami Galaxy
Rurouni Kenshin: Trust and Betrayal
Foolycooly
Legend of The Galactic Heroes
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Aku No Hana
Serial Experiments Lain
Samurai Champloo
Ping Pong the Animation
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (2012)
Cowboy Bebop
Haibane Renmei
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Toriko
Yu Yu Hakusho
Golden Boy
Baccano
Fate/Zero
My anime/manga rating scale:
10 (SS-tier)(99.7%) - Masterpiece. Among the very best of all time. Strong in every category, with deep, powerful themes, and singular artistic vision.
9 (S-tier)(98.7%) - Elite. Superb presentation with very strong themes. It may have a couple minor flaws, but is otherwise head and shoulders above almost everything else.
8 (A-tier)(95%) - Excellent. High quality in most aspects. Handles themes deftly, efficiently, and with memorable flair. Few flaws.
7 (B-tier)(87%) - Very good. Solid structure with memorable characters and/or story. May be missing one or two key pieces. May have some inconsistency in quality.
6 (C-tier)(71%) - Good. Above average material that leaves at least a passing impression on the viewer. Usually lacking in one major area.
5 (D-tier)(50%) - Satisfactory. It does an adequate job exploring the premise, but is otherwise unremarkable. This score is also reserved for anime that were strong in one category but very weak in another.
4 (E-tier)(29%) - Mediocre. Has a few redeeming qualities--often high production values at the expense of writing or solid story structure. May have played it too safe or too ambitious.
3 (F-tier)(13%) - Inadequate. Far below average. Likely sub-par in most categories, especially lacking in empathetic characters and/or logical plot progression. Has few redeeming qualities.
2 (G-tier)(5%) - Bad. Painful to watch. Has at most 1 redeeming quality. Can make fun of it at the expense of your sanity.
1 (H-tier)(1%) - Failure. Mind-bleach. Terrible in almost all aspects and fails to deliver in any meaningful or entertaining way.
How I Distribute My Ratings:
Series that are 5 and up are very good, I just like to spread out my ratings so people can see how I distinguish Between the good anime and the best anime.
a 4 isn't even that bad but I truly perceive an anime as bad when it is below a 4.
Here is an example of what I mean: I thoroughly enjoyed Haruhi Suzumiya during the majority of the episodes but I rated it a 5 because it simply isn't as good as those above it.
Okay, this is the part where I try to be funny and shit, please don't cringe too hard, I hope you're entertained
Some Every-Day Things I Do:
Waking up suffocating under the weight of my sheer audacity and pretentious nature
*Telling others about the wonders of Siberian history
*Educating others about the significance of fedoras in Post-Reddit society
*Making jokes that nobody laughs at…
*Proving to others that I’m not a Metrosexual queerbait who indulges in Fascist blood rituals
*Hanging out with Nicholas Cage and Kony with our Ebola bodyguards in Yemen
*Oppressing Latvian youths and opulent Icelandic hermaphrodites
*Cosplaying as a Norwegian peasant at my local furry convention
If you want me to become your senpai and you my pupil then you must pass a series of exams. As a warning, here is what happened to my previous pupils:
One of them was left in a crippled state:
Another was broken....
One experienced face-birth
One went insane
Another one became a little fruit so I had him arrested
Another one was disposed of when he disobeyed my
orders
Your first exam is to acquire a texhnolyzed limb. Just don't fuck it up like this scrub
If you succeed, you will cross into the 4th dimension of being as I have and achieve enlightenment here are some of those successful pupils
And if you didn't get any of the references back there then you should GTFO my page now because you will be vandalized 10x harder than those guys if you attempt to become my pupil
This is mai boi, Flaps. He punishes those in my Loli-Harem-Squad who step out of line:
Some of My Most Beloved Hobbies include:
Line Dancing
Weeping for the Hindenburg victims
Being an all around swegmeister:
Achieving perfect ramen synchronization
Getting at the gym
Spazzing
My Plan When Putin Starts the 3rd World War with Nukes:
My Raw Opinion of Anime Characters (In progress):
Bleach
chigo- a cool dude who was a hipster before hipsters
Rukia- She acts half her age
Chad- a bro. Kubo must have patched him in Soul Society or he would have rekt that straw-hat fag
Uryu- Sasuke on the MC's side
Orihime- Plot device with a hint of fanservice
Renji- An overrated scrub. Never fall into the Renji hype
Byakuya- Should be able to kill anyone with the exception of plot-armored veterans
Grimjow- Cool hair. His hands are so small in his second form, if you don't believe me, just look at them
Ulquiorra- Emo kid, but actually pretty cool.
Aizen- Post-glasses-removal-form is 2OP4ME, except for certain plot-armored individuals
Gin- Hands down best guy in the series. The show should be about him.
Yoruichi- Every series needs to have cat girl
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Shinji- An accurate representation of a teenage boy. Best Ceiling On-Looker
Asuka- Best Girl, Best Tsundere, Best Red-Head, Best German, Best School Girl, Best Eva-pilot, Best Try-hard, Best Coma
Rei- Real-life-doll. Was vital to story. Not Best Girl, or Best anything. Rei-fags not allowed around here
Misato- Confused adult. Best apartment owner
Gindo- Ultimate Mastermind. That folded-hand pose. Best Dad.
Kaji- Looks just like Golden Boy MC. Best watermelon farm.
Also, this is a real man right here
Not some 1 dimensional quirky guy like Goku, a real man whose character is fleshed out and has development, while also being a badass in his own right, but in a believable, realistic sense. Here are some more examples of such characters
Best Anime By Year from what I've seen so far:
1985: Touch
1988: Legend of the Galactic Heroes
1989: Cipher
1992: Yu Yu Hakusho
1995: Neon Genesis Evangelion
1996: Angel Densetsu
1997: End of Evangelion
1998: Serial Experiments Lain
1999: One Piece
2000: FLCL
2001: Cowboy Bebop movie
2002: Haibane Renmei
2003: Texhnolyze
2004: Samurai Champloo
2006: Welcome To The NHK
2007: Shigurui
2008: Code Geass
2009: Bakemonogatari
2010: Steins; Gate
2011: Fate/Zero
2012: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
2013: Aku No Hana
2014: Ping Pong The Animation
2015: Blood Blockade Battlefront
2016: March Comes in Like a Lion
2017: ACCA: 13 Territory Inspection Dept.
2018: Devilman Crybaby
2019: Vinland Saga
2020: beastars
2021: Odd Taxi
2022: Mob Psycho 100 III
2023: Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Entertainment District Arc
2024:-
BTW: my current rating on an anime maybe different than what I gave it in a review because my opinion of the anime may have gone up or down over time, or because I had to move it down to more evenly distribute my ratings so that I can portray better anime as being better than others.
I would make more reviews, but I'm busy
And if you happen to downvote one of my reviews, well...
Although I'll still be waiting outside your house with a milk bottle
No hard feelings bro
But if you do like my reviews, then
My old signatures:
''I'll be reborn as a decent human being and spend eternity bound in noble and sublime love with Saeki OP''- Kasuga Takao ''It is my perception that a true friend never relies on anothers dream. A person with the potential to be my true friend must be able to find his own reason for life without my help. And he should put his heart and soul into protecting his dream. He would never hesitate to fight for his dream, even against me. For me, a true friend is one who stands equal to me in all respects."''- Griffith
Some Cool Gifs:
Official List of People on MAL who have Good Taste
(in no particular order)
Gholy
Mr. Chang
Krygio
Yakub
ChrstmasCarnage
Alpir
Claneva15
_ezocon_
LucasRTS
Poetic_Justice
Lordwen
Sullynathan
Czarcasm
TheRefractingOne
JediMindTricks
RoyLegacy
TheTragicPrince
razortongue
JohnnyBme
BruceLad
Dexthepleb
Aeonic
Rouzhan
EvenJellyOn
ThatAnimeSnob
ZephSilver
Slimek
EliteTaste
Literaturenerd
TheAyakashi
Kikohunter
ShadowGentlemen
spike12ify
For those who made the list, congratulations!
If you think you deserve to be on this list, apply in the comments below
Also, if you try to infiltrate my friends list with ill intentions, I will detect your insincerity immediately and rek ur ass like this
But if you're cool and I like you, you can chill with me and my crew like this
Feel free to leave a comment and have a conversation with me, I enjoy talking about anime with others. You can argue about my ratings too, if you want.
I'll respond to your comment soon, but first
So what are you waiting for, talk to me already
Stop lurking, come on out
I extend a hand of peace and prosperity to you
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