I enjoy moonlit nights, long walks on the beach, knitting and unicorns. In fact I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night and discovered a unicorn, which I stabbed in the throat with a crochet needle. I'm a person of simple, yet refined tastes.
Everyday is fun in my Junes, with Luka-sama ~ ♥
With that said, it's my turn to ask...
Is that too complicated for your poor papaya to digest? Oh, YOU are an intellectual YOU sei sei sei? Well then, how about....
Still don't? Well then, enjoy having Mikasa look down on YOU with contempt for the rest of your sad lil pathetic life then, YOU hermaphrodite invertebrate earthworm! ^_^
I've been pyon-dering about my existence for a while. Who am I? What am I? I've finally figured it out....
Pyon ~ >:3
'Tis how you shake it like a bona fide Argonian ~
A wild butt appears... what to do?
---> __Stick it in
___ Stick it in
___ Stick it in
Choices are warranted to be picked by 99.9% of teh penile population, assuming that they're NOT gay OR have any delicate dysfunctional issues...
We're holding hands baby... Ewwwwwwwwww!!!
If you realize that you have a washboard chest then please do not stick it onto somebody... It hurts... both you and the victim
Deal of the week: Sign the damn contract for a Shiba Cafe scratch card. SIGN IT! SIGN IT! SIGN IT!!!
Yep, so if yur in JP (or anywhere else around ZA WARUDO for that matter) and you've yet to get laid or even kiss once YOU hit 17 n above, yur just qualified for an admission ticket to Hogwart. Congradulations! Add that a couple decades w/o getting laid & you'll reach Dumbledore's level of faggotry magical wisdom ~
Yep, hun. It's called "NARCISSISM" trololo ~
Tis' how ♂ celebrate April's Fools
Dating game in modern age
When your crush enjoys something other than you then instead of whining and BAAAAAAAAWWWW-ing....
.... Get rid of that something and assimilate its appearance ~
*Sigh* I'm sooooooo bored of this lack of cool men and this disgusting emphasis on moe shit wimminz so I'm just gonna post a buttload of handsome ikemen for the hell of it.... they're rare to find nowadays yo! And by ikemen, I do not mean the likes of Amagackt, he's too fap*lous to be classified as "ikemen" ~