hello. i am 14 years from the future. i wholeheartedly thank you for your excellent advice that eventually led me to becoming the richest person on earth. 2 years ago, i began writing my masterpiece isekai story and it sold so well it only took me a year to become a billionaire. the novel is now hailed as one of the most legendary works on planet earth, and universally loved by even the aliens humanity made first contact with in 2024.
after a minute of planning, i am now beginning my second epic isekai novel.
os172 said: hello. i am 14 years from the future. i wholeheartedly thank you for your excellent advice that eventually led me to becoming the richest person on earth. 2 years ago, i began writing my masterpiece isekai story and it sold so well it only took me a year to become a billionaire. the novel is now hailed as one of the most legendary works on planet earth, and universally loved by even the aliens humanity made first contact with in 2024.
after a minute of planning, i am now beginning my second epic isekai novel.
I am happy to hear that this undeniably valid and accurate guide now has a success rate of hundred percent. Shall your future works enrich you in even more gold, after all you are blessed by the sacred and timeless knowledge.
I was quite dazzled by your ability to lay out fiction, simply awe inspiring. I, stubbornly, resolved to implement your instructions on my ILETS exam, out of commitment, I started speed running Mandarin.
As I reclined on the examination chair, sharpened my ink pen, my eraser and my ruler as well, the plot suddenly struck me. As time was extravagant, I promptly set out to sketch my main character, covered in four, barely dressed, females, to encapsulate the examiner. I concisely wrote the plot, due to my sketches taking up more than half of the sheets.
A morbidly obese pedophile otaku, magically ends up inside his most preferred MMORPG. Knowing that the FBI probably do not subsist in this actuality, he sets out to perform unspeakable acts, where he is joined by a few impracticable traps. Soon after, he learns of an impotent association, campaigning to deposit an age of consent. Due to possible consideration, he labels the foreman, as the "Demon Lord", and pledges to put a stop to his reign.
I compiled my newly finished light novel, and I boldly wrote down how much of the share I was to get, if it were to blow up. The inspector, for some absurd reason was hesitating to take my work and even pointed out that the topic was separate. Though, no worries, I beat the shit out of him and pulled out a few pictures of his family.
9 months later, I still await the deserved letter of recognition to be sent. I refresh my Email every minute or so, my eyes are genuinely blazing. I have also been isekai'd into an insane asylum. Fortunately, the kind guard forgot to lock the door, this fine evening.
the game interface though, it's like getting a new girlfriend and going shopping with her to pick the best dress to jazz it out, peak shrine bang bang.
Aguuus said: Most people confuse overrating with overpopularity, for example the poor SAO is a victim of this problem.
Nor is there overrating, only people who do not know how to qualify fairly, like me.
haha i remember this one, you showed me this earlier in my petelgeuse romanee contii and subaru kun thread. It's still as funny as it was back then.
oh and lest we forget this one too that i posted last year:-
Sauce: Virgin extinction island.
ChouunShiryuu said: haha i remember this one, you showed me this earlier in my petelgeuse romanee contii and subaru kun thread. It's still as funny as it was back then.
oh and lest we forget this one too that i posted last year:-
Sauce: Virgin extinction island.
Wai-san will be an isnpiration to all the future generations.
That reminds me of this pilot chapter I wrote because I was dared by someone to write an isekai story
Worst Chessmaster Ever – Pilot
1
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My head hurts, who the hell decided to put all those boxes on top of my my drawer, anyways, who the hell decided to set the chessboard game there? I hate it when that happens. Though, to be exact, it was my friend's fault that this accident happened.
I was minding my own business playing LOL when my pal here Joni came to my house and said "let's play backgammon", I dislike that game because it's boring and you depend on luck to get the numbers you want, chess is better, hell, online games are better but he's old school, man I hate this generation, once you hit 30 it's RIP. Well, at least I play LOL and some DOTA, anyways.
I can't remember where I put the chessboard, I need that because the backgammon tiles are there, we need that. Joni gets some beers and we're all set, then I remember to check the top of my drawer, them BAM...
I see some wooden boxes in my field of view, can't tell what I put in there, maybe it's my waifu figurines collection, I don't have space in this apartment so I set that there, I put all of the dolls in that heavy box and I sure think that is heavy for I have like 100 figs. And it doesn't help that the box is made of wood, I received that as a present from my ex, can't remember what was its original purpose.
As I look up, all I can see is a small fig coming down my face, it's my fav fig, the Yoko Littner holding a gun, wow, she's so cute in that outfit. Then the gun pierces my right eye and the wooden box fell in my face, all I see is black... my head hurts...
2
**
I wake up like from a bad dream, my body feels light as a feather, what happened? Last thing I remember... oh yeah, the beers, I hope my beer is still cold, I want one after all that, ok where is the door...
But all I see is a lighted room painted in pink, what even is this?
I am currently sitting in a bed, it's pretty fluffy actually, I love the sensation, my normal bed is a matress but I need something small because my apartment is tiny, can't use a bed in there and it's not like I use beds a lot, anyways... Why am I here? I check my right eye but there is nothing wrong with it, I can see perfectly, there is some pain though but it looks like a regular eye pain after I play too much LOL and I squint my eyes towards the screen to look at stats and all that. Maybe I should abandon that game, it's lame, fighting games are better anyways.
I really don't know what to do, it is possible that someone drugged me and did dirty things to me, maybe a hot blond yeah, that makes perfect sense. OK, come out blondie, where are you?
Should I scream to get her attention? I don't know, well, who cares about manners, she kiddnaped me, she is the evil one here, one little scream won't be impolite.
"BLONDIE!!! COME HERE!!!"
I scream but there is no response, maybe she's away buying drinks and snacks, I hope she buys some lays, I love the barbecue flavor, the others not so much and I sure hope she won't buy the simple salt one or the sour cream flavor, I hate that. Damnit, she should've asked first! Also, what about beer, or wine? I need some booze after that incident, what if she buys cheap beer like heineken or beck's? Oh my, I can't live with that, I have to stop it, I can't drink that stuff, I have to save myself from this pink hell!!!
I hear the door opening, apparently it wasn't locked, that means the girl is an amateur, she should've locked me in, what if I run away? I need to learn this girl a trick or two.
"Oh, how are you doing sir, feeling well?" an old maid opens her mouth and talks towards me
"Ahh.. where is the hot blond?" I say with a sad voice
"I beg your pardon." she says while looking confused
There was no hot blond, only an old maid looking at me squinting her old eyes and talking all politely, I couldn't care less, my dream was busted, I was probably at the hospital because of my head injury, I received too much morphine and that's why I imagine all this shit.
"I'll get the lady immediately, just hold still for a moment" she says politely and prepares to walk away
"Wait, what, ah... the doctor, ok, no problem." I answer like an airhead
The old maid gets out of the room and I am alone again, well, what can I do, I could phone the workplace to tell them about my accident, my boss won't like this but screw him, I had a serious accident. I hope my figs are still fine, I remember the Sailor V one was pretty weak, if it broke I will cry.
Then the unthinkable happens, a hot blond comes in. Well, I say hot but she's actually just cute, she's not tall, she has long braided hair, big eyes, small nose and red lips. She wears some weird outfit, a long dress all shiny and stuff, I can barely see where her hands are and I can't distinguish her body shape because of the puffyness of the dress. She has some big earrings and man, her eyelashes are fairy-like, better trim those down if you know what I'm saying.
I look in her eyes and I am flabbergasted, so much silence and emptiness, her glassy eyes make me feel like I can see the whole world from here, I am so calm right now, basically anything could happen, I just wanna look in her eyes...
"Hey, I'm glad you came here, the spell worked" the cutie started speaking
"You don't say..." I answer in a chill tone
"I'm sorry you get through that but it was necessary" she starts talking weird
"Nah, no problem, wait, what's the general idea here? What happened?" I say that and I am confused again
"Let me explain from the start, we won't move from here, you look ok and the bed is comfortable, you stay here and listen to me, there isn't much time." she says with a concerned look on her face, I should hear her out
Then she starts talking...
My name is Marizza Luana Cinnabar i Stefanshausen von Belmar, the acting queen of the country of Belmar. I'm sorry for the rough treatment of you coming here but everything was for a purpose, believe me.
You're not in your world anymore, I used my poor magic to call you here, how it worked is like this, after I set my eyes on someone who had the talents we were searching for, I used the spell of "Slicing-Fate", I broke your fate to live after the accident and modified it in order for you to die in that world. Then I took your soul and guided you here with "Calling-Dream-of-Madness" spell. My hands are cursed now because of the 2nd spell, it took us 7 days to get you here but that's not important, sorry for bringing that up, I don't regret it, it just flew to my mind.
Ahh, what should I say next, ok... our country is on the verge of being conquered and I don't want that. You don't need to know much about the setting and all, just please help us, please win a chess game for us!
The first part of her story was interesting and I easy followed it, pretty basic stuff and I guess it makes sense, I die in the real world and I wake up in a magical world summoned by a cute princess. The problem is the second part and I have to talk that thoughrouly. Also, why the german and spanish name association? Who came up with that, looks so weird.
"Ok ok, I believe you but the most important thing is what you said in the end, how can I help you at chess? And why is that even important here?" trying to find some more info bout my situation
"For the last hundred of years, the last emperor who conquered all the mainland managed to erase all wars, all citizens lived in peace and there was abundance everywhere. He used magic to destroy all weapons of war and even deleted that from our memory, we have a spell in our heart that makes us uncapable of using violence, it's a complicated spell and of course there are ways to half break that but that's not important..."
"Ok, continue please"
"After he died, some old nobility wanted to enslave others of course, we can't use violence but like I said, there are ways around that spell. What they did is, they created a war system where the winner takes all and the loser gets conquered, we don't know what happens to the loser because our country couldn't investigate, we are a small country surrounded by mountains and we lack the skills and political alliances to investigate and find more."
"Aha, interesting..."
"To get to the present and your reason of being here, when some country wants to conquer other country, they set up a chess game and the winner takes all, we don't know what happens to the loser or how important is who offers the chess duel."
"Aha so, let's say A attacks B, A offers the chess duel and B accepts, the end result is different if one country wins as A or as B. So it can be like this: A attacks B and wins, B gets ensalved or A atacks B and B wins, B remains safe and A doesn't get enslaved because they offered the duel. Hmmm, but then again, who decides who attacks first? Who decides the war conditions?"
"I can tell you about that, it happened last month but it's not important now, what matters is you winning tomorrow."
"Oh, so you were "attacked", yeah, I remember you saying that, damnit!!!"
"We don't have time and I have to do something right now, here's the chess guidebook, it tells you the victory conditions and rules."
"Great, as if I need that, I know that stupid game, I don't need no rules"
"NO, you read that! We already prepared a match for you"
"Wait, what..."
3
***
The lady went off quickly after our talk in the pink room, I took a bath and dressed up in some lame clothes, man I look like a clown, I miss my usual shirt and jeans.
This world is oh so complicated, they summoned me here because they have bad chess players in their country and apparently from their small info gathered, all countries do that, absolutely incredible. How did she find me anyways, I'm not even a good player, I know the rules and I played in my teens in college with some random people, I lost and I won too but I can't compare with the pros. They should've summoned some experts like Gary Kasparov ar Anatoly Karpov or those indians, the chess world is so big, I make no difference whatsoever. Anyways, I plan to lose this game against this dude from their country, maybe that will make her sending me in my world, I miss my world.
Or I can just be fair and play like I mean it, it's a practice game to see if I'm good enough and if I win here and then lose against the real opponent, so be it. Wars happen, we can't win every battle and if what she's saying is true, maybe the defeated won't be enslaved or killed, maybe this world is basically a "first world problem" world, like, the losers will have to pay the winners money and stuff or bake cookies for the rest of their lives. Didn't she say that violence doesn't exist? But she also said there are ways around that. Anyways, I don't care, let's just play this game and see what I can do.
I look at my opponent and I laugh, ha ha, who ever decide that this shrivelled old man could be my adversary? He's old. Well, I know the cliche that old people are good at chess but it doesn't matter, chess needs brain power, stuff the old man lacks because he's old. I may be exaggerating, let's see what he can do shall we?
Apparenly his name is Florentino Stein, again why do we have this german-spanish pattern here? Dude look funny, he's shrivelled and wears thick glasses, he sat on his seat and even got himself a bottle of something, that makes me thirsty, I should have said something to the maid beforehand.
The game starts and I'm using white, there's a girl sitting next to us, maybe she's acting like some sorta referee but then again, chess doesn't have refs, why won't I yalk to her considering how boring the match will be, old man still doesn't know what opening to use.
Hey girl, who are you and why are you sitting here?
I am the Observer of the game, we need to make this as real as possible, please abide by the rules and make this a great game
Observer? Hmm... the princess didn't have time to tell me all that, well anyways...
***
The old man is kinda good but it's not like he did something very complicated, I played too much defense and it shows, he has two pawns in my half and they are well defended, well, I just need to get my left rook near the center and I can counter. It's my style to counter, I just leave the opponent do all the thinking and I defend all pieces, I double the positions and use my knight to move between who to protect. It's boring but that's chess for you.
I still have all the important pieces but I should probably start using my queen. He blocked the center well and I have to sacrifice a pawn or maybe even a kinght to get the queen to attack something, not worth it. Somehow I find the energy to play but it's already passed half hour and I got bored, old man takes too much time to think. Now wait a minute, where even is the clock?
"Hey, Observer girl, where is the clock? I ask in a rude way
"What clock? Have you read the rules?" She responds politely
"What rules? I mean yeah, I know the rules but..." she confuses mne
Feels like I'm talking to walls, well, who cares, it's just a game, no harm in losing or winning. Then the old man makes a great move. Daman!!! I kinda saw that from a mile away, I moved that pawn above in the hope that he will leave it alone being unprotected and stuff but by taking it he created an opportunity to take my knight or my rook, I was too relaxed, I made that move so that I can protect it with the bishop after it makes another move up (from C4 to C5), damnit old man, why are you so careful? Does he wanna win or what?
"Hm hm hm, young man, I see you are still inexperienced" he talks while bragging in an annoying way
...
"It is me, Florentino Stein who will save the country!" puffing his chest and taking a sip from his bottle
...
"I was always against calling who knows who from who knows where, we don't need magic when we have an actual capable chess player here. I played chess all my life, even abroad and I defeated great masters. Hm hm hm, just me and my pal here." pointing to his bottle
"That was a good move, I congratulate you for that, you saw the chance and exploited it, nothing to complain but I would've won if you haven't seen it" I respond politely
"In your dreams, ha ha ha" and he drinks again
Old man is annoying, the game transforms into a "defend or die" scenarion, stuff I hate. I like to defend but I can't counter-attack. Any move up 5 or 6 would destroy me, my only chance is to confuse him with my knight, create a double defense and take one bishop and rook out... but that's impossible, I'm experienced enough to see where this is going... ahhh, well, I tried... then I look in my left to catch a glance at the audience...
The princess is looking at me in such a way that gives me nightmares, it's the look of misery, she's practically looking at trash, such sadness and anger you can read in that look. The glassy eyes that gave me the feel that I was infinite now tell me that I should die... ouch, it's so ugly... now I remember, it's the same look I got from my ex when I couldn't repair the sink even though I work as a plummer but it was a tube problem and I couldn't do anything, why couldn't she understand that? Anyways, now I am not in the world, I am in who knows where, the blondie didn't say the specific name of the world or something about it.
Still, why is she like that? No, why am I like that? Everything I do turns to trash and people hate me, I had but one purpose here – TO WIN THE GAME and I can't even do that, poor fellows used magic and stuff to bring me here and I can't win a match against a measly bragging old man, what a hell can I do now? I take a look in her eyes and her disappointment is all over the place, anyone can see that, reminds me of that anime "Please show me a disgusted look why you show me your underwear" but she won't show me her underwear, she will probably throw me in the gallows if I lose here, damnit! I have to win but what can I do?
The game has no time limit so I can always read the rules, maybe there're something here that might help me out, good thing I have the book in my pocket, ok. Let's see, rules rules...
RULES
1. The game abides to the rules of chess
2. The time limit for the whole game is 22 hours
3. Players can't bring other materials at their seats once the game started
4. The player loses if he intentionally removes his king from the board
5. Players can't touch each other, a touch means disqualification
6. A player can't leave his seat, if he does that, he will be disqualified
7. If 22 hours pass and there's no victor, the game will restart
8. The Observer is the high authority and she has the last word in regards to the game in play
What in the what are these rules??? first time I see this shit! How is this even chess and why is this observer so important? What the hell can I do now? What am I even playing? But does that means that I can win it if I force my opponent to lose randomly? Hmm, maybe I still have a chance. Don't worry princess, I have a plan, I have to win using underhanded techniques, to hell with chess! But how can I counter him and why didn't he use anything to throw me out of my game?
Ok, I look around, I have to use something for I can't beat him at chess, what weakness does this old man has? I can start talking with him...
"Hey old man, why do you even need to win this? You're old and can barely see" I talk in a smooth manner
"What do you know, you brat, I lived in this country for 70 years, I want to protect my queen and my fellow countrymen, scum like you from a different world can't understand" he looks angry
"Yeah but you're old, you can't defend no one" still talking calm with him, let's see how he responds
"What'you say? You scoundrel, defeating you will prove my point! We don't need outsiders to resolve our conflict. We belmarians will protect Belmar, after I win, I will personally talk to our dear queen and ask to dispose of you" he gets even more angry and drinks more
"Is the queen that good?" I pose a question while smirking
"Of course she is, she is our light and our hope, without her we're nothing but bugs and we deserve to die, my queen is everything" and he looks in his right side
"Hmm.. if you say so, I bet she doesn't even know you exist, someone else said to use you as a player to demonstrate how good I am, they decide to let me defeat a lousy old man to prove a point, you know like when they throw a human into a lion's den, people love that. Rejoice old man, you have been chosen to make me look good in front of the queen, ha ha" now I am trying to be the braggard
"Arghhhhh, shut up, shut up!!! I will destroy you" and he punches the table, then he drinks another sip
Old man is funny but in doing that he let away some of his habits, I see he's that annoying old patriotic fool who knows shit about kingdoms and royal families, he can barely see the pieces and he's a drunkard. His bottle is full of booze, I smell it from here and judging by the way he talks, he's an alcoholic 100%. I wonder what might happen if I use that against him.
Firstly I have to make him lose his glasses, I check my pockets and all but there is nothing, good thing I have this weird metal button on this lame shirt, I can use that. I rip the button, make a move, then use that to light his eyes. Old man doesn't notice in the beginning but after a few minutes, he scratches his eyes. Any minute now, any minute now, I am waiting for him to remove his glasses, I have all the time in the world, I decide not to play and just act like I'm thinking to derail him and in the meantime, I use the button to light his eyes.
Old man doesn't say anything, maybe he read the manual, the audience is annoyed by my not deciding to play, I think it passed one hour and I just kept thinking about the next move, damnit! I sure hope the sun won't set, I need him.
Finally, the old man can't take it and removes his glasses, I quickly grab them with lightning speed, I get them and I break them immediately. Everyone is looking at me like I was doing something bad, let's see what the observer has to say about it.
...
"I didn't touch him..." well, I really didn't
"Yes, I saw that, let's continue" so my theory was correct, it really worked
Ha ha, I'm so good, see that old man, now, what can you do? Anyways, I have another plan, I don't wanna play chess, if I play I lose, if it all goes well, I can defeat him in the next 4-5 hours.
Whenever the old man is looking at the board he has to put his face close, it's basically in my field of operations so what I do? I blow air towards him, I can see how annoyed he gets, he doesn't say a thing, maybe because he doesn't hear or see a thing, the observer is ok with that. Old man is blind as a bat. Now's the time to attack him head on.
"Hey old man, what's your favorite drink?" let's start
"What did you say?" acting so confused
"What kinda booze do you have in this world? Is there something noteworthy?" me trying to be friendly and stuff
"Oh yeah, we have this grog, I love grog, in fact, grog is my only friend ever since I lost my wife and my daughter decided to run away from home" hmm, I smell sob story incoming
"Oh, that's cool, can you share a bit, I'm curious"
"I don't have anymore, drank it all up" of course I knew that
"Why that's a shame, hey let's tell someone to bring us more, would you like that?"
"But it breaks the rules?"
"It's a practice game anyways, who cares"
"I care"
"You're just a drunkard and your daughter did good in running away, who would wanna stay with a drunkard like you, you are a loser, probably never had a decent job in your life" perfect attack
...
"Your wife died because she was so alone, you avoided her and went all day to the bar and drank your life" I continue
"N..no, I only began drinking only after.." but I stop him and shout more garbage
"And how do you know that? Maybe it's just in your imagination, you're too drunk to think and you invented that sob story to feel better about yourself. Truth is you are a drunkard and your wife died because of you, your daughter hates you and wishes for your death, stop lying to yourself!" FINISHER
Then I look at him and close the distance between us, old man looks tired and he starts sweating, he's red and his eyes are glassy, I can see he shakes.
"Now, don't you want something to ease that pain? Some grog maybe, all your sadness will wash away, you only need to drink that grog, that will be so soothing, no worries, no problems, everything will be fine, everything will clear away... now, what do you say..." yes yes, now you're mine old man
...
The princess is looking at me, I catch her with my sideways view, she doesn't look anymore annoyed, in fact, she's cute and all, she look a bit happy but I can't say, she's too far. The others are looking weirded out, I guess they can't hear what am I saying to old Flo here, who cares about that, I have to make him concede.
I didn't have anything at my disposal but I use my fist to make the drinking pose, I don't even care about the pieces, I can stay here all day, don't know how many hours I have but I bet I still have at least 16 hours or so. Flo will break any minute, he can't last, now he isn't even speaking, he's just waiting for me to play but hell no, I will not play, I'll just sit here and talk about booze all day long.
***
After 3-4 hours, can't imagine how many it passed, Flo passed out. Like I said I would, I only talked about booze, I talked about the feeling of drinking and the buzz that comes after, I talked about the various types of alcohol like wine, gin, beer, vodka. The audience started booing and many left but the princess stayed and the observer agreed with me, HAH! I win!
The observer says that in a normal game, the Observer would have declared my win because Flo became incapacitated and couldn't play anymore, he basically ran away from his seat. Well, I did it, I defeated him, this chess game wasn't that bad but now I gotta use the toilet for real.
4
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Apparently my win was well received at the pallace, I talked with a woman who's acting like the princesses' right hand, she told me that it was a success and I used the rules as it should be. It's a shame about Flo but these stuff happen, this world is cruel. I don't care about Flo or what happened to him afterwards, some girl lifted him up and went home and she gave me a disgusted look, I found out later from the audience that the girl was his daugher, oops, apparently she never left but he was just too gullible and was a light weight at drinking, well, not my problem.
"How was this game?" she asks
"Well, it sure was heavy but I think I have some plans to defeat our next opponents" I respond with certitude
"That's good to know, you reall yare a life saver, wait, better keep that for when you actually win, we're counting on you"
"Well, yeah, in the end you have to use all that but you can't break the rules because the Observer"
"Yes, the real Observer will be there because the game will be official, let's study a bit more about the world later when you have the time, you need to know something about the Observer"
"Sure thing, I am ready" but not really that ready, maybe a break would be better
"Oh and if we're already here, I can tell you that the player is also from another world"
"Wow, that sucks a bit, anyways, do you know a name"
"Ah, look here, I have the official game sheet in my office, wait a moment" then she goes to her desk and starts looking through some papers
She gives me the paper, well, she could've just say the name, maybe she wanted me to become familiar with the stuff here, anyways, let's read...
Catalano said: That reminds me of this pilot chapter I wrote because I was dared by someone to write an isekai story
Oh, I wasn't aware that I had been talking to sir Rifujin na Magonote himself all this time. What an honor. No wonder you avoid commenting about that one show, since you might accidentally spoil the future chapters.
Catalano said: That reminds me of this pilot chapter I wrote because I was dared by someone to write an isekai story
Oh, I wasn't aware that I had been talking to sir Rifujin na Magonote himself all this time. What an honor. No wonder you avoid commenting about that one show, since you might accidentally spoil the future chapters.
LOL anything but him, my main character uses tricks to save his ass, no unlimited mana here though I agree that mushoku girls are amazing.
You can even ask ChatGPT to write you a generic isekai story and it will sell like hotcakes. Sprit Chronicles or that Cheat Isekai thing that aired last season are perfect examples.
Hibiki Tachibana from Symphogear is THE worst protagonist in all anime. No hyperbole or exaggeration.
Catalano said: LOL anything but him, my main character uses tricks to save his ass, no unlimited mana here though I agree that mushoku girls are amazing.
I understand, you have to keep low-profile beyond your usual socials. I will take your secret to the grave.
Piromysl said: You can even ask ChatGPT to write you a generic isekai story and it will sell like hotcakes. Sprit Chronicles or that Cheat Isekai thing that aired last season are perfect examples.
ChatGPT wasn't known at all at the time I wrote this, but it definetely has earned its' place next to the commandments. Unfortunately, both light novels you mentioned were also written before the boom, so it's just a coincidence that they look like a work of machine learning. They're basically written by people, who just act like language models and copy other texts. Only notable author I have heard of using ChatGPT was Oda for inspiration, but it won't be long till we see those fully ChatGPT powered stories be animated.
1. Have a kirito looking ass main character that loves gaming and presumably anti-social
2. The MC then die or somehow trap in RPG that he's good at
3. The MC then discover that he has a unique skill that none of the other character has
4. Add a tsundere love interest, a big titty clumsy girl, a loli, a mystical creature (elf, fairy,etc), and a "strong" female knight that the purpose of them are to simping over the MC and also they're useless asf
5. Have a generic dialogue that makes absolutely no sense
6. The story will take place in a kingdom that has corrupted goverment and somehow the MC will out play them
7. The MC beats all of the bad guys in one episode
1. Have a kirito looking ass main character that loves gaming and presumably anti-social
2. The MC then die or somehow trap in RPG that he's good at
3. The MC then discover that he has a unique skill that none of the other character has
4. Add a tsundere love interest, a big titty clumsy girl, a loli, a mystical creature (elf, fairy,etc), and a "strong" female knight that the purpose of them are to simping over the MC and also they're useless asf
5. Have a generic dialogue that makes absolutely no sense
6. The story will take place in a kingdom that has corrupted goverment and somehow the MC will out play them
7. The MC beats all of the bad guys in one episode
8. The show will have a long ass title
And for battle harems (if that ever comes again, replace Kirito for Ichika. And replace the RPG setting for an All girl Magic school.
My persona has bestowed upon you to deliver divine passage, which will guide your endeavors in writing literary pieces surrounding the theme of crossing boundaries between universes. Shall you follow these Ten Commandments and you will achieve glory in oversaturated Asian market of countless isekai and reincarnation tales made only for profit without a pinch of love put into.
First Commandment:
Thou shalt learn Japanese. Since we are talking about writing for Asian market, you should probably learn to write Japanese, the most profitable so far. Ability to read is not necessary, because even the Japanese writers lack this. Does anybody proofread their works anymore? Unfortunately, you can't skip this part and pull out BLAME, since every isekai must have inner monologue explaining everything, especially in RPG isekais, and uninteresting dialogues filled with romcom clichés.
Second Commandment:
Thou shalt choose the setting. There is no choosing, though. This is literally a guide on how to write isekai stories. You will write an fantasy isekai with RPG elements. You can also include the video game reincarnation, but be careful, sometimes you will have to use imagination to create fake video game. Imagination is one of the scariest monsters Japanese authors have to face in their daily lives.
Third Commandment:
Thou shalt choose the protagonist. There is no choosing, though. You will write an male protagonist who will be paralyzed by the Kirito Syndrome. Read about Kirito Syndrome in my next book called ''Art of the Protagonist, and why you shouldn't innovate''. Your protagonist shall resemble the average male of Japan, though his motivations and likes should be as abstract as possible or otaku-adjacent. You pandering to your readers is an important investment.
Fourth Commandment:
Thou shalt choose the companions. There is no choosing, though. You will write a pseudo harem companions who all are female or woman-adjacent. But the harem will never happen, since Japanese cult of purity has tainted the perception of women and they have to stay untouched in the eyes of the reader.
Fifth Commandment:
Thou shalt choose the goal. There is no choosing, though. You will write an unachievable goal or a premise that can last forever. You will be writing this story as long as it sells, so you can only slightly hint at the ending. Remember, the publisher decides when your work ends, not you.
Sixth Commandment:
Thou shalt choose whether or not you will accept the anime adaptation. There is no choosing, though. You will accept the offer, because that will bring more readers and therefore more money. Remember, money is why you started all of this. There is no going back.
Seventh Commandment:
Thou shalt endlessly cycle story arcs. After anime adaptation has ended, you will have to saturate the new readers. Since they probably started reading from the moment show ended, shall you start recycling the old arcs with minimal changes. These readers probably read thousands of the same copy paste light novels, they won't even notice that your story keeps repeating itself.
Eighth Commandment:
Thou shalt end your work. Nothing lasts forever. Your work's lifecycle has come to an end and now it does not bring you money anymore. The fifteenth tournament arc was a failure and did not reignite the spark as the fight against the seventh final boss. Even your biggest fan has changed his avatar to a cover art of another work. Write an open ending, leaving on a happy note. There is always a possibility for a sequel, if the last chapter does the trick.
Ninth Commandment:
Thou shalt start a new work. Now that you are freed from chains of your previous work, you can start a new tale. This time you can choose anything. With your newly acquired fame in market any of your works will rise in glory!
Tenth Commandment:
Thou shalt... wait. You chose to do yet another isekai?
