| When I'm too lazy to get out of my bed... I jump out of my bed. What about you? |
TelecomMar 9, 2021 10:06 PM
| I just force myself to get out normally. Some days it's hard and some days it's easier |
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| That's a good way to get up, I do it too. But when I'm too lazy even to jump, I have to sit on my bed and stay there with my eyes closed for a couple minutes. |
| I don't jump, I just get up the usual way |
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| my buddy usually stands up in morning early before me, it bugs me out so I beat the shit out of him and go back to sleep. |
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| I just drag my ass out of bed like a regular everyday person because I have to turn off my alarm which is kept on a table away from the bed. |
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| Drag myself out of bed like I do every other day. |
| i usually do a triple backflip out of bed |
| I cum on my belly so I have to clean up or my sheets gone be all messy and thats gone take even more work |
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| I put 3 alarms in a 10 minute span with my cellphone far away from my bed or I won´t get out of bed |
| "If I get reincarnated… I wanna become a clam.” – Monkey D Luffy |
| I set my alarm an hour before I need to get out of bed so I can snooze or play on my phone before I actually need to get up and get ready. |
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| I put my alarm far away from my bed so I have to get up to stop the sound. |
| You are not your body, you are your brain, the "self" that emerges from within it. |
| i have like six alarms set.. though... i sleep through all of them |
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| Alarm clock or whenever its day off / only if someone wakes me up before I go go |
 "Don't give up after failing just twice. We'll be able to do it next time. Failure is the stepping stone to success." |
| I just think about how my parents are gonna beat the shit out of me if I am gonna arrive late to school again. |
| Location: Turin, Italy Hobby: Music, karate, manga Favourite food: Hey, why are still interested in my stuff? |
| I roll down to the floor then get up and go exercise. |
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| I think about making a nice cup of coffee and that motivates me to get up, coffee in the morning is always good |
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Kaasfondue said: Works... Until you feel so overwhelmed by responsibilities that you just give up and go back to sleepI cum on my belly so I have to clean up or my sheets gone be all messy and thats gone take even more work |
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| I purposely make myself fall off the bed. |
lordhiei said: I purposely make myself fall off the bed. How would you get up if you fell asleep on the floor? |
| I just lie around in my bed a little while longer (sometimes I fell to sleep again) |
just a weeb wandering around.  |
| I make my alarm clock the most annoying tone ever on the loudest volume and then place the phone across the room so I'm forced to get out of bed if I want to turn it off. And then I'm already standing! |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| When I am too lazy to get out of bed, I usually stay in bed. |
oysterscallop said: I jump out as well, if the situation calls for it i.e. I need need (2 needs) to get out of bed but if I need (1 need) to get out of bed I won't get up for a while I need need need (3 needs) to know what happens when you need ne (1.5 needs) to get out of bed |
| So far, the most effective way to get me out of my bed is dying in my dreams. Noise doesn't do it cause I can sleep to metal and even irritating traffic noises when I was in the city. |
 ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ, ๐๐๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ซ' ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฅ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ช๐ถ ๐ช๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฑ ______________________ |
| No thing is harder than having to leave the comfort of one's bed for the sake of traversing your way to work. |
  “The most shameless thing in the world is political power that can be inherited regardless of ability or talent!” |
| most of the time i just wait until my cats figure out i'm awake. once they do, they will stop at nothing to wake me up. jerks |
| I feed that need to get out of my bed so I can get ready for the day. |
    beep boop bop pow |
My_Tea_ said: Stretch, brush and jog :D Your message must contain 30 characters excluding BBCode, quotes, images, and spaces. Current character count: 21 I hate this stupid shit and have tried to abuse the character limit rule in various ways, including using the BB code. And I've been banned for this many times in the past... Hopefully, we can get rid of this stupid rule eventually. But, for now, you have to try to make it less obvious. Just a warning, for a fellow soul... |
My_Tea_ said: Darius said: I hate this stupid shit and have tried to abuse the character limit rule in various ways, including using the BB code. And I've been banned for this many times in the past... Hopefully, we can get rid of this stupid rule one day. But, for now, you have to try to make it less obvious. Just a warning, for a fellow soul... Oh thanks i'll keep that in mind. Oh thanks i'll keep that in mind. You're welcome. Have a good day and best of luck. |
| Joke's on you if you think I have a choice.... |
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Illuminatli said: I make my alarm clock the most annoying tone ever on the loudest volume and then place the phone across the room so I'm forced to get out of bed if I want to turn it off. And then I'm already standing! Holy shit Thats hardcore I like turtles and turtles |
CoolerMaster22Apr 2, 2021 3:27 AM
MrSwingingbison said: Illuminatli said: I make my alarm clock the most annoying tone ever on the loudest volume and then place the phone across the room so I'm forced to get out of bed if I want to turn it off. And then I'm already standing! Holy shit Thats hardcore ADASDasdASDADsAD Careful you might get banned https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1904336&show=0#msg62594244 |
Darius said: Careful you might get banned https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1904336&show=0#msg62594244 I like turtles, and ye I got banned for that about a week ago lol |
| I roll off the bed and sleep-walk through the day.. like a somnambulist. |
midding said: I roll off the bed and sleep-walk through the day.. like a somnambulist. You could've just used the word 'lunatic' |
| These days, I get up exactly 5 minutes before I have to start clocking in for work. That is the only condition. I refuse to get up if it’s not time yet. One time, I got up exactly 9:59, just a minute before start of shift. Pre-pandemic, I get up 3 hours early to prepare. |
 ใใใจใใซ ๅใใจๆใธ ๅฑฑๆก ่ฑใใๅคใซ ็ฅใไบบใใชใ. On a mountain slope, Solitary, uncompanioned, Stands a cherry tree. Except for you, lonely friend, To others I am unknown. |
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