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May 21, 2018 9:43 AM
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Just say something involving the rubix cube, anything at all, I don't care.
I just want a Rubix cube thread :(

I'll say something first.

The mods are assholes for deleting the "MY FUCKING RUBIX CUBE BROKE" thread. Now I can't mourn the rubix cube.

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🔥Bask in my glow🔥

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May 21, 2018 9:45 AM
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RIP cube
May 21, 2018 9:46 AM
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I can complete a rubix cube with my eyes closed in maybe 3 weeks give or take
May 21, 2018 9:46 AM
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Rubix bewbs (what have I done)


Why don’t we become monsters and really mess up this awful world? Just destroy until there’s no more evil, no more sadness, no more anything…
Wouldn’t that be great?

May 21, 2018 9:47 AM
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Pls respect the dead cube
May 21, 2018 9:48 AM
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The RUBIX is yet uknown.


ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ
ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє
Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย?

May 21, 2018 9:48 AM
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I wish I could bring back the Rubix Cube thread :(

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May 21, 2018 10:00 AM
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I hope the cube is doing well in heaven
May 21, 2018 10:02 AM
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Chaet said:
Invoking chaetot, an attempt to resurrect the lost art of rubix sacrificing



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May 21, 2018 10:05 AM

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my fetish is rubix cubes
May 21, 2018 11:18 AM
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RIP rubix cube and also history
May 21, 2018 6:18 PM

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They deleted it? It's a conspiracy...

Many many years ago, there was a young alien. Every day his room mate Yu would tell him not to leave their small living area, that he was cursed, would scare people into a mass panic. Yu told him his word was law, and the rules were few. He must not leave, or else great misery would befall all. He must make threads and post on weeaboo forums, for that is one of the few ways other worldly beings can survive once stuck on this planet, and last but not least, he must never ever interact with the humans that leech of this planet.

Yu left every day, for many long hours, claiming he was protecting their area, and patrolling 40 miles in each direction to deal with possible dangers. The young alien never questioned the bloodstains or the dark looks, barely even noticed them. Instead, he scoured the web for new Chinese cartoons to watch in all of his free time. Day after day, alone in the ship, he watched episode after episode, debating people in 'dub vs sub' threads and fighting for trap rights in YouTube comment sections. 'Traps AREN'T gay', he would type, and hours would go by, and though sometimes he'd be curious of the outside world, he would remind himself of the rules Yu set for him, of the reasons he cannot leave.

One day, a few hours after Yu left, the young alien was halfway through adding the last few hentai he'd yet to see to his plan to watch list, when he heard a yell from outside, from someone that wasn't Yu. Closing out of his 'Boku No Pico best moments' tab, he slowly crept towards the covered windows. The battle in his mind was fierce, the rules coming to the forefront of his mind, but his curiosity was strong, and telling himself it'd only be for a minute, he leaned up to peak through the window... only to trip on his dakimakura pillow of Kirino Kousaka, and fall out of the ship onto the grass.

A young human boy was staring straight back when he looked up, and gasped when they saw his otherworldly appearance. Covered in mud and holding a rubix cube, the young human ran up to him, holding out a hand and asking many questions. The young alien was completely taken, to finally see one in person. No other sight in his life could compare to the beauty before him, like an angel. No waifu on the forums could compare, he felt a wave of awe and peace wash over him as the area got brighter and everything seemed to glimmer in the sunlight. His first partner.

Yu came rushing past him in the blink of an eye, tearful cries of the human boy rang out in the air as Yu started tearing him to shreds, angrily shouting at in the young aliens direction, but his focus was elsewhere. It was like everything was going in slow motion, and as the new light of his life slowly fell towards the grass, he felt a chill run through his alien body. The rubix cube hit one of the dismembered fingers of the human as she landed, and he knew he couldn't leave his new ultimate best girl to bathe in the blood of her previous friend, but before he could make a move, Yu stepped back and crushed her in his rage.

Two blocks snapped off and rubix cube looked less square. The young alien felt his will to live fade to nothing. Sadness overcame him and he took a large breath before screaming 'FREAKIN FRICK, YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES'. Scooping up the body of his now dead cube waifu, he ran back into the ship, determined to let the weebs know of rubix cube's death, of the loss of the ultimate waifu that they always seek, but he'd finally found.

Green tears streamed down his alien face as he made the forum post, 'MY FUCKING RUBIX CUBE BROKE'. Many members were understanding, giving their support. For a long long time he sat there next to the slightly square body of his significant other, reading through the constant replies mourning his goddess.

Nobody truly knows how long he'd been sitting there, reading the replies. Months could have passed, or years, but eventually, Yu came back through the ships door, covered in dark stains. He gave the alien boy a dead stare, and slowly raised a death note he was holding. The young alien squinted through the dark, the moonlight hitting the pages at just the right moment for him to see his name and 'rubix cube 69' written in blood.

Panic seized him, but it was too late.

The last thing he heard was Yu's whispered sentence, ''...I'm a Mod on the Mal forums.''
May 21, 2018 6:47 PM

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Deep breath


....



Ya ready for it?
















































*whispers in your ear* "something involving the rubix cube"
May 21, 2018 7:18 PM

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I'm too dumb to solve rubix cubes.


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


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May 21, 2018 7:20 PM

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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D combination puzzle invented in 1974[1][2] by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik. Originally called the Magic Cube,[3] the puzzle was licensed by Rubik to be sold by Ideal Toy Corp. in 1980[4] via businessman Tibor Laczi and Seven Towns founder Tom Kremer,[5] and won the German Game of the Year special award for Best Puzzle that year. As of January 2009, 350 million cubes had been sold worldwide[6][7] making it the world's top-selling puzzle game.[8][9] It is widely considered to be the world's best-selling toy.[10]

On the original classic Rubik's Cube, each of the six faces was covered by nine stickers, each of one of six solid colours: white, red, blue, orange, green, and yellow. The current version of the cube has been updated to coloured plastic panels instead, which prevents peeling and fading[11]. In currently sold models, white is opposite yellow, blue is opposite green, and orange is opposite red, and the red, white and blue are arranged in that order in a clockwise arrangement.[12] On early cubes, the position of the colours varied from cube to cube.[13] An internal pivot mechanism enables each face to turn independently, thus mixing up the colours. For the puzzle to be solved, each face must be returned to have only one colour. Similar puzzles have now been produced with various numbers of sides, dimensions, and stickers, not all of them by Rubik.

Although the Rubik's Cube reached its height of mainstream popularity in the 1980s, it is still widely known and used. Many speedcubers continue to practice it and other twisty puzzles and compete for the fastest times in various categories. Since 2003, The World Cube Association, the Rubik's Cube's international governing body, has organised competitions worldwide and kept the official world records.
May 21, 2018 7:20 PM
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aw that was a good thread
rip
gone bai bai
May 21, 2018 8:28 PM

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sorry for yor rubix coebe i hope he's fine i guess idk
I . A M . D E A D !  C O N T I N U E ?

INSERT COIN

May 21, 2018 8:29 PM
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RIP
May 21, 2018 8:59 PM

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F to pay respects to the cube
The self is because it believes it is.
May 21, 2018 9:01 PM

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I can't solve a Rubik's cube.

May 21, 2018 9:14 PM
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RIP rubix cube
May 21, 2018 9:21 PM

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May 22, 2018 6:29 AM

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Pencoe said:


So that was the story behind the legend of the rubix cube, how could I, the lord of darkness missed that?
This will come down in the history book.

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May 22, 2018 6:34 AM

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the only thing that has more squares than that rubix cube is this forum....
May 22, 2018 6:37 AM

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i just tried googling rubix cube puns and got rage comics

never again
May 22, 2018 6:38 AM
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RIP rubix cube and it's owner
May 22, 2018 6:38 AM
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Sorry for your Rubix Cube. BTW aSuperiorGamer are you really feeling sorry for it? I mean it looks like chaet feels more sorry for it (about 7 times now) than you do



May 22, 2018 6:40 AM

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@Cybertron, nah brah, I paid respect to the rubix cube and its owner every few days in the old thread which was probably why it got deleted.

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May 22, 2018 6:40 AM

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Is it love? Thanks rubix
May 22, 2018 6:41 AM

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Rubix cubes are alright.
May 22, 2018 6:41 AM

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I cube, therefore, watashi wa.

May 22, 2018 7:04 AM
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rubix cube threads are degenerate, that's why i love them
May 22, 2018 8:12 AM

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O P I S A F A G
May 22, 2018 9:48 AM
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Rubix is best cube.

Stay cool, cube.

May 22, 2018 10:42 AM

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What if he had a completely normal and unrelated conversation. And we just simply put in the word at the end of the post?

Rubix Cube.
May 22, 2018 10:44 AM

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What if he had a completely normal and unrelated conversation. And we just simply put in the word at the end of the post?

Rubix Cube.
Magnum sized rubix cube?



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May 22, 2018 10:45 AM

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The Rubik’s cube,
Such a maze,
Is sure to keep you
In a daze.
It blows the mind
Without a doubt
Just trying to work
Such patterns out.
Color coding
Is the game—
That each side
Would be the same.
One sure thing—
It’s not a rube.
What a challenge
That little Cube.


This is how it all begins.



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FruitPunchChinpo said:
GwaziMagnum said:
What if he had a completely normal and unrelated conversation. And we just simply put in the word at the end of the post?

Rubix Cube.
Magnum sized rubix cube?


That would certainly be a rubix cube worth bragging for.
May 22, 2018 10:47 AM
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The cubes have way to many edges.

One might cut themself on those edges...
May 22, 2018 10:57 AM
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I miss you rubix cube ;_;
May 22, 2018 11:09 AM

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If you try hard enough, you can fit a Rubix Cube up your ass
May 22, 2018 11:11 AM

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my ass can solve a rubix cube using the above method
May 22, 2018 11:21 AM
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This thread needs to be purified
May 22, 2018 11:23 AM

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If you were a toy, you would be a Rubik’s Cube because you’re colorful, fun and slippery, and you can be played with one hand or both, all night long.


This is how it all begins.



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May 22, 2018 11:24 AM

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Chaet said:
This thread needs to be purified


You forgot to mention the rubix cube.

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May 22, 2018 11:24 AM

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can you have a baby with a rubix cube? asking for a friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)





May 22, 2018 11:28 AM

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if you try hard enough friend
May 22, 2018 11:29 AM
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aSuperiorGamer said:
Chaet said:
This thread needs to be purified


You forgot to mention the rubix cube.

Oh my bad

RIP cube
May 22, 2018 11:32 AM

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Lessa said:
if you try hard enough friend


At least mention the rubix cube dem

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🔥Bask in my glow🔥

May 22, 2018 12:51 PM
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Poor cube
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