| Assuming that we're going by stereotypes of the opposite gender, what do they typically do that confuses you? Mine would be when everyone's out and all of the girls stand up and go to the bathroom all at the same time, leaving all of the guys awkwardly at the table. |
That's true, every bitch is, indeed, scary |
| One of my guy friends literally walked into my Taekwondo class one time, flexed in front of the mirror, and then left. All my female friends were like "Ugh, men." |
perve said: Mine would be when everyone's out and all of the girls stand up and go to the bathroom all at the same time, leaving all of the guys awkwardly at the table. yep they definitely just went to talk some shit and girls are wayyy more ruthless about that in my experience... in terms of actually baffling umm you ever seen a girls home bathroom? trying to understand what half that beauty product shit is will take a mans lifetime... |
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Ikaros_42oh said: perve said: Mine would be when everyone's out and all of the girls stand up and go to the bathroom all at the same time, leaving all of the guys awkwardly at the table. yep they definitely just went to talk some shit and girls are wayyy more ruthless about that in my experience... in terms of actually baffling umm you ever seen a girls home bathroom? trying to understand what half that beauty product shit is will take a mans lifetime... Girls are terrifying and the gossip that they come up with is somehow hella entertaining until it's centered around you, then you're screwed And the thing is it hardly makes a difference but they spend so much money on stuff like that |
| When girls cock tease guys by luring them in and putting them in the friendzone. |
when ur about to have a refreshing sip of earl grey tea and someone says "traps are gay" |
Menzo- said: When girls cock tease guys by luring them in and putting them in the friendzone. yeah the problem is all a cute girl has to do is look at me and I'm way lured and cockteased... guess i pretty much fuck myself in that regard lol I guess it does put me in the position to break out the friendzone any day now at any time though watchouttt |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
| I always wonder why they lie all the time, and why they keep shoving rings in their noses. |
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helion1 said: Seiya said: Bitches are scary seiya. I always wonder why they lie all the time, and why they keep shoving rings in their noses. I have no interest in "Invading" that thread. Sorry to burst your bubble. |
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| How much fucking toilet paper they use. Seriously. Every other action they do really doesn't surprise me, i have very low expectations, but the toilet paper thing? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllll. Then 2 seconds later, rrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllll, rrrrrrrllllll, rrrrrlllllllllll. Then you think wow, that was a LOT. Then a few moments later...... rrrrrrrrlllllllllll, rrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllll. By golly it must be a quarter of a roll each time! |
| idk about you but the closer a girl gets to looking like ronald mcdonald, the more aroused i become. CAV where can we cast our eyes to @PoruMairu who thinks of himself a member of the true church. Helion. |
| Mostly, their thought about the opposite gender baffled me -_- |
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| Why women tend to date men that treat them like shit in hopes they can "change him". Or better yet they go after assholes and when said asshole treats them nicely it makes them feel "special". |
"So wave goodbye to the hope we were born with, and say farewell to the chance of surviving this holocaust of love, this age of lost souls, but I'm holding on with both hands and I'm never letting go." |
+1 on this, Also make-up and stuff seems really taking the person time. Well consdiering freedom Male is better! |
| The fact that they aren't having enough gay sex with each other |
 Nico- said: Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite |
| That women think it's not okay for men to hit them but if they hit you it's completely okay like bitch I'd knee you in the gut till you can't breathe. |
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| Probably how girls keep dating guys they dont know well over guys they do know well and already like. |
| How men can sit with wide spread legs everywhere and everytime, exposing their super sensitive area to the outside world, ready to take attacks. Why aren't they more protective of their junk? Why don't they sit with their legs at least slightly together? They're constantly just a kick aways from the worst pain known to man possible. :/ |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| heels. they just look really painful. |
 Bölvat es okkr, bróðir, bani em ek þinn orðinn; þat mun æ uppi; illr er dómr norna. -Hlöðskviða (The Battle of the Goths and Huns) |
| erratic mood behavior. the inability to understand them. |
| Probably how doing exactly the same Things and saying the same Lines can cause different Reactions, depending on whether they find the Guy hot/cool and/or like him. As long as you're on good Terms with them, they will continue to talk to you for as long as you're hot/cool and/or they like you. But if you're neither hot nor cool, it seems to be fairly easy to get into the Creep-Zone. What baffles me the most about that is, how there don't seem to be clear enough Warning Signs and how once you've been ignored and/or treated like a Bug, you're ignored and/or treated like a Bug forever, even when you hadn't had any real Ambitions to fuck them and/or romance them and would have been content with being non-sexual Friends or at least well-acquainted on friendly Terms with each other. Luxima said: Because that Place needs to cool down from Time to Time, to take some more Space in order to emit Dominance and to make Females aware of the Package you got.How men can sit with wide spread legs everywhere and everytime, exposing their super sensitive area to the outside world, ready to take attacks. |
| Guys seem to take a long time to mature mentally. I don't understand how it takes them so long. |
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Noboru said: Probably how doing exactly the same Things and saying the same Lines can cause different Reactions, depending on whether they find the Guy hot/cool and/or like him. As long as you're on good Terms with them, they will continue to talk to you for as long as you're hot/cool and/or they like you. But if you're neither hot nor cool, it seems to be fairly easy to get into the Creep-Zone. What baffles me the most about that is, how there don't seem to be clear enough Warning Signs and how once you've been ignored and/or treated like a Bug, you're ignored and/or treated like a Bug forever, even when you hadn't had any real Ambitions to fuck them and/or romance them and would have been content with being non-sexual Friends or at least well-acquainted on friendly Terms with each other. Luxima said: Because that Place needs to cool down from Time to Time, to take some more Space in order to emit Dominance and to make Females aware of the Package you got.How men can sit with wide spread legs everywhere and everytime, exposing their super sensitive area to the outside world, ready to take attacks. ....................................................weird. |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
Dimethylanime said: What do you mean with being mentally mature?Guys seem to take a long time to mature mentally. I don't understand how it takes them so long. Luxima said: ....................................... What exactly is? I'm too tired to play Guessing Games, so I'd appreciate it if you could be blunt and straightforward with it, rather than to speak in Riddles. ....................................................weird. |
| How come those soft swellings of no merit have such a massive control over us men is just beyond me. |
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Noboru said: Dimethylanime said: What do you mean with being mentally mature?Guys seem to take a long time to mature mentally. I don't understand how it takes them so long. Luxima said: ....................................... What exactly is? I'm too tired to play Guessing Games, so I'd appreciate it if you could be blunt and straightforward with it, rather than to speak in Riddles. ....................................................weird. it's just weird that i never thought about this. But I guess there are evolutional reasons behind it. Oh and I just wrote all these dots because of the new character feature, my word count was too low. |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| Some fashion and beauty things are baffling enough, such as high heels, but since men apparently like it, it makes sense to wear them and my own gender is baffling me now. Periods... period. perve said: Mine would be when everyone's out and all of the girls stand up and go to the bathroom all at the same time, leaving all of the guys awkwardly at the table. Probably so they can talk and laugh behind people's back, or... yeah no that's it. If they're all going at the same time I don't know what else. |
| None if you ask me. I always keep mah waifu in mah head all the time and avoid unnecessary problems like reality and 3D bitches... |
| How they would rather fight others than to apologize and hug. (Of course not everyone, but I can't see those type of guys most of the time.) |
| Mostly, how they judges the opposite gender habit was annoying without asking the reason behind it first -_- |
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| 90% of them LOVE games, and never shut up about them |
Luxima said: About Manspreading? Well, that's biological. Though to be honest, it gets tiresome to stay in one Position and it's not like we can't and won't cross our Legs, either. Personally, just crossing the Feet while stretching the Legs and putting one Foot over the Knee are more comfortable Sitting Positions for me. it's just weird that i never thought about this. But I guess there are evolutional reasons behind it. Oh and I just wrote all these dots because of the new character feature, my word count was too low. Psst! Don't say that out loud! That's a stylistic Device, if you get what I mean~ |
| How they tend to generalize that we do an stupidly high amount of things that annoy them without ever asking why we do it. |
 One man is no more than another, if he do no more than what another does. |
Comic_Sans said: The fact that they aren't having enough gay sex with each other become a man and i will change that.. |
PoeticJustice said: That sounds promising but I don't want to become a manbecome a man and i will change that.. |
Nico- said: Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite |
| How surprisingly unclean their houses are, borderline gigantic mess |
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| I think this thread is going to put the circus on fire, and open a wave for new threds a like. And I like that btw. I hope it not to be taken down, because MAL. |
| Today they say you're crazy, tomorrow they will say you're a genious. |
| Why most women go to the bathroom in pairs. Doesn't matter if i'm at a movie theater, or a anime convention. They always go in pairs. |
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Comic_Sans said: Who told you they aren't having enough "gay" sex with each other?The fact that they aren't having enough gay sex with each other |
| Today they say you're crazy, tomorrow they will say you're a genious. |
| Mostly, things they discuss behind the opposite gender -_- |
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| Nothing really. If anything I'm more baffled about my own gender. Like why do guys whine about being friendzone. I never heard a girl ever talk about being friendzone. Why must guys constantly have to said "No homo" even when no one is even questioning them about their sexuality. It's get really annoying. |
| The classic: WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM D: D: |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
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