| I don't even have a door |
Sonic_Moronic said: This is actually why i always face my monitor away from the door. Right now it's mounted on the same wall as the door.I wish my computer wasn't facing the door. I can't lock it. They don't knock it. ;_; Had a few close calls but never got caught watching any but i'm pretty sure they know >.> |
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| I've been never caught =) but my computer is in front of door and it don't have lock on it =) Damm...sometimes I think, what if I will be caught when I came ...hahaha... Guys...what do you do with ur juice after fap, where it goes ? Just curious :D |
darkhart said: How can you possible live without a lock on your door?! ever thought of rearranging your furniture so your computer doesn't face the door? No. My room is basically not my room. I am not allowed to make bigger changes. I eat my juice, or wipe it off. |
| Mikel J. Kyle style: Ehhhh, No Well, I watch hentai just to cum. That's why I don't list them. It's just to cum. |
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| This is one of the worst things that can happen to any guy. it's bad enough that your parents will be "disgusted and disappointed" but the shame, I mean how do you ever talk to your parents again. Son:"hi mom, how was your day" Mom:"not so bad, what about you, are you still watching girls getting raped by tentacles?" Son: ..... |
alexcampos said: Son: You Bet! How was work?This is one of the worst things that can happen to any guy. it's bad enough that your parents will be "disgusted and disappointed" but the shame, I mean how do you ever talk to your parents again. Son:"hi mom, how was your day" Mom:"not so bad, what about you, are you still watching girls getting raped by tentacles?" Son: ..... Mom: Good good. Son: Well, going to go lock myself in the room. See you later Mom: See ya |
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bottle said: That's why people suggest placing kid's personal computers in the sitting room, not their rooms until they move out of the house. That's a stupid idea in general though. Besides that wouldn't stop somebody who is horny anyway. |
bottle said: That's why people suggest placing kid's personal computers in the sitting room, not their rooms until they move out of the house. I really, really want to hurt those people. ;_; |
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| I actually know of a guy that was fapping to porn in a very public place...a teen center...and worst part is they saw it on tape. (they have cameras watching the computers to make sure that they aren't doing inappropriate stuff) They basically said he couldn't come back. XD I was just thinking why not wait until you're at home to do that? =p I also wonder why they didn't have that blocked in the first place. @.@ |
| Only once in a while do I watch hentai, but no I have never been caught. |
Haruka-sama said: That's nothing. Some guy I know managed to jack off in class. In high school class. He didn't get caught. How the fuck did he do it!?I actually know of a guy that was fapping to porn in a very public place...a teen center...and worst part is they saw it on tape. (they have cameras watching the computers to make sure that they aren't doing inappropriate stuff) They basically said he couldn't come back. XD I was just thinking why not wait until you're at home to do that? =p I also wonder why they didn't have that blocked in the first place. @.@ Imagine walking around all day after blowing your load in your pants... |
zharnotczar said: That's nothing. Some guy I know managed to jack off in class. In high school class. He didn't get caught. How the fuck did he do it!? Imagine walking around all day after blowing your load in your pants... A book over his lap maybe? xD Don't know what to say about the second part, though. @.@ |
| No, I don't watch that stuff. My mom did, however, see me reading OHSHC, and Tamaki was saying something quite suggestive. She was like, "Um, is that appropriate?" Then there was the episode of LS where they go on vacation and they're all naked in the bath house thing. My brother was watching with me and was like, "WTF" |
| Surprisingly enough I've never watched a hentai before. I read one hentai manga before (Giri Giri Sisters) not for sexual pleasure, but because it ACTUALLY had decent artwork. My little sister did catche me watching Gankutsuou when the lady is pleasuring herself to an image of The Count. That was just difficult to explain. I told her that her stomach was hurting so she was yelling loudly because of it. |
ArtRodriguez said: Surprisingly enough I've never watched a hentai before. I read one hentai manga before (Giri Giri Sisters) not for sexual pleasure, but because it ACTUALLY had decent artwork. My little sister did catche me watching Gankutsuou when the lady is pleasuring herself to an image of The Count. That was just difficult to explain. I told her that her stomach was hurting so she was yelling loudly because of it. LMAO. How old was she? |
| I think she's nine or ten. Still young enough to be fooled! |
zharnotczar said: Haruka-sama said: That's nothing. Some guy I know managed to jack off in class. In high school class. He didn't get caught. How the fuck did he do it!?I actually know of a guy that was fapping to porn in a very public place...a teen center...and worst part is they saw it on tape. (they have cameras watching the computers to make sure that they aren't doing inappropriate stuff) They basically said he couldn't come back. XD I was just thinking why not wait until you're at home to do that? =p I also wonder why they didn't have that blocked in the first place. @.@ Imagine walking around all day after blowing your load in your pants... lol thats nothing back in the day when i was in high school this foreign exchange student pulled out his johnson in class and stuck it in the girl in front of hims hair... lol she reached around and felt some thing odd poking her in the back of her head and was all like what the hell is that? she turns around and sees dudes dong and lets out a bone chilling scream which could be heard by all the near by class rooms... in the end he got deported... |
Its better to have burned out than to have never really shined... |
frostReturns said: Well, I watch hentai just to cum. That's why I don't list them. It's just to cum. No way, I've gotta list what I've seen. I mean, it's not hard for me to remember the ones I really like, but I have a short memory and I don't always remember the ones I didn't like. I need to check my list every now and then to remind myself what I hated so I don't waste time, or worse, completely erase my boner. "Hey, what about Elfen Laid? What did I think ab--WHOA that's right, never mind." |
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StonerWithABoner said: zharnotczar said: Haruka-sama said: That's nothing. Some guy I know managed to jack off in class. In high school class. He didn't get caught. How the fuck did he do it!?I actually know of a guy that was fapping to porn in a very public place...a teen center...and worst part is they saw it on tape. (they have cameras watching the computers to make sure that they aren't doing inappropriate stuff) They basically said he couldn't come back. XD I was just thinking why not wait until you're at home to do that? =p I also wonder why they didn't have that blocked in the first place. @.@ Wow..wth..what a pervy and shameless person >_> Imagine walking around all day after blowing your load in your pants... lol thats nothing back in the day when i was in high school this foreign exchange student pulled out his johnson in class and stuck it in the girl in front of hims hair... lol she reached around and felt some thing odd poking her in the back of her head and was all like what the hell is that? she turns around and sees dudes dong and lets out a bone chilling scream which could be heard by all the near by class rooms... in the end he got deported... |
| nope. i don't watch hentai. but ii did catch my brother watching it. i just woke up from sleep and he was just as surprised as i was. |
| I used to share a room with my cousin who now moved away. My mother used to caught real porn in my room which belonged to him. |
| Why do you people take it for granted that we all still live with our parents? I don't live with my parents. |
| Signature? I ain't got no signature! I don't need no signature! I don't have to show you any stinkin' signature! |
| Ya i circlejerk with my dad and 12 brothers all the time and my room is the capital of it. |
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| Yeah only once. I was crankin it out to some Boku no Pico and my mom came up stairs to give me a sandwich and i turned around and came all over her. The sandwich was fine though. |
| I watch porn whenever I feel like it, usually my parents are home but I've never been caught |
| No, but my dad caught me watching BDSM instead |
| When I'm watching an evil, nasty looking tentacle rape monster rape a young, animated lady, I make sure I'm either alone or lock the door. And only then do I fetch my fishing rod for additional pleasure. |
| I watch when i feel like it but i am ready to tab it down if someone comes into my room |
| video related <3 |
Seriousbznz said: hmm when I was reading Onani Master Kurosawa my dad walked in asking why I was laughing and it happened to be on the page where he was imaging the girls..I tried to explain it but I don't think he believed me lol. lol |
| As far as I know I've never been caught while watching hentai or other porn. Of course I can't know for sure if they have looked through the stuff on my HD which does contain some pornographic material since I'm too lazy to set up a password for my computer. Not that I watch porn that often nowadays anyway, it's always a safe bet to do it during night, or when no one else is at home. My folks are used for me to stay up late in the night so they hardly ever come to my room. |
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| I think I left the computer with a manga page of a boobs/sex on the screen... And my dad was gonna check something up on the computer, and saw it. He started to give me lectures and saying WTF was I reading and shits. Ahh... what terrible memories :/ |
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| Its better to have burned out than to have never really shined... |
| I cam every close to being caught, I was watching Night Shift Nurses (don't ask why) and i heard footsteps outside my door. Thank god for the Panic Button extension in Google Chrome |
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| they've never actually caught me but they found out i watched regular porn by going through my history |
Merkul said: lmao this topic made me laugh my head off when I read the title haha something makes me think your parents saw more than just you watching hentai but lets not go there! I have never been caught watching hentai because I don't watch it but I would say that you should just wait for your parents to go out or just get a lock on your door lol ROFL!. Me too, laughed so hard that my parents asked why I was laughing so hard. On topic I used to watch hentai and porn but not anymore so no |
 What do I believe in? I believe in ammunition! |
| lol no. |
| nope, laptop ftw |
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| So many hilarious posts in this thread. And it seems that those who don't have a lock in their doors are a majority... Does danger seduce them? Hahaha. Poor dude, the one that didn't even have a door. I generally don't watch Hentai, so I've never been caught. But like someone said, beach scene + lots of bikinis = suspicious anime... (for those who don't know a thing about it ofc). Anyways, I don't live with my mom except for some weekends, and I obviously wouldn't try to watch that when I'm over there. |
UnknownFactAug 5, 2010 2:57 AM
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| I don't look at hentai... so no. |
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| I've managed to avoid it... the creaky stairs have saved me many a time :P |
| good one shadesblade lmfao hahahaha |
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| I usually dragged my laptop to the bathroom, and made it quite clear that I did not want to be disturbed. |
| I'm stealthy as shit so no~ Almost did once or twice when I was younger and less ninjalike. Joined some Yahoo groups, didn't think to delete the messages with "YO SUP WELCOME TO [RANDOM HENTAI GROUP WITH EXPLICIT NAME]" in the subject, parents wanted me to check my email right in front of them so I could look at some important link they'd sent me. asdfghjkl I was careful after that "you shouldn't hide things from us on the internet" speech ugh |
I've got this burnin' like my veins are filled with nothin' but gasoline. |
| Almost...sometimes I am not quick enough to switch tabs xD |
| I keep almost getting caught lately, not just hentai of course. The lock on my door is broken >.< I positioned my desk so I can hurry and stop if someone opens my door. |
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Atomizer said: Nope,i'm very cautious :) I don't watch hentai though. Then what's the point of being cautious? |
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| My dad knows that I watch porn but he never caught me so far. Parental instincts maybe? Now my mom on the other hand... |
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