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Feb 19, 2019 9:49 PM
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For me, Yoh actually comes to mind (only because I loved reading the manga when I was younger). I’d probably lose, but I was wondering what character would you be able to take on in a fight.
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Feb 19, 2019 9:54 PM
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Beat up? Nah, I'd murder that annoying piece of shit Yoshiko from Aho Girl.
Feb 20, 2019 1:32 AM
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Makoto itou. but sekai already did that for me


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Feb 20, 2019 1:40 AM
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every tsundere in this medium

i'll slap the shit out of them like that :>

Feb 20, 2019 1:40 AM
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you ask "could" not "would" then all of them since in real life they are just cartoon but they can be revived.

if you asked "would" then my answer would be Takuma from How Not to Summon Demon Lord or any shitty chara equivalent to him (wouldn't bother to write them all)
Feb 20, 2019 1:42 AM
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I would beat the living shit out of the mf Nobuyuki Sugou not because I'm a fan of SAO but molesting is a sick fucking act



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Feb 20, 2019 1:47 AM
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I could beat the shit out of Alibaba before he even finishes his dumbass speech
Feb 20, 2019 1:53 AM
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thevagus said:
Makoto itou. but sekai already did that for me

we should thank sekai, though i'd like to personally stab his balls
Feb 20, 2019 1:57 AM
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In real life? Kirito (he probably could beat the shit out of me in games, except for 2k... I never lose in 2k)

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Feb 20, 2019 2:49 AM

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Children and the elderly are probably what I'm capable of beating up, Tell em to bring it on.

Some of the replies here are hilarious. I thought the question was 'can' and not 'want'? Big difference.
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Feb 20, 2019 2:58 AM

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Ken Kaneki or Taiga from Toradora

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Feb 20, 2019 3:02 AM

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Everyone from school days. I would take my time killing each of the individually, very painfully too.

Feb 20, 2019 3:12 AM

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Wolfram of course, would love to repeatedly slap him hard, right in the face with a brick till his whole face goes red and he runs back crying to his dear uncle Valtorana. I wonder if that would mean something else according to the sadistic customs of Shin Makoku.
Feb 20, 2019 3:19 AM

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i could for sure and i definitely would beat the shit out of konosuba mc maybe kill him if i dont restrain myself
Feb 20, 2019 3:45 AM
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therubys said:
Ken Kaneki or Taiga from Toradora

30 characters limit


You can beat up kaneki without kagune? Hmm nice xD
Feb 20, 2019 3:48 AM
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I can beat up lelouch(but I never will <3) seeing his physical ability
Feb 20, 2019 3:50 AM
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Probably Shinji Ikari, and Kirito if he didn't have a sword.
Feb 20, 2019 3:51 AM

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thevagus said:
Makoto itou. but sekai already did that for me


Haha i know i'm not the only one who had this thought across my mind
Feb 20, 2019 4:00 AM
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99% of all Japanese characters. Japanese people are weak. An average westerner should be able to beat them easily.
Feb 20, 2019 4:00 AM

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I'd slap all your waifus and they'd love it
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Feb 20, 2019 4:04 AM

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Shinji from Evangelion and I would also show that green haired guy from Cowboy Bebop what real Jeet Kune Do looks like. On his body of course.
Feb 20, 2019 4:08 AM

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Small children, most of the more realistic girls, characters who wouldn't fight back, it's not hard to find characters you could beat up.

Except not really because could I actually beat up, say, Tohru from Fruits Basket? Of course not, my brain just can't authorise that sort of thing.
Feb 20, 2019 7:33 PM

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Maou_heika said:
Wolfram of course, would love to repeatedly slap him hard, right in the face with a brick till his whole face goes red and he runs back crying to his dear uncle Valtorana. I wonder if that would mean something else according to the sadistic customs of Shin Makoku.


Don't touch my bb Wolfram pls. Why don't you take that dumbass Shori instead?
Feb 20, 2019 7:40 PM
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I would love to beat the living daylight out of Haruhi and Bakugou with a metal rod but I have weak arms and I’ll be done for in an instant.
Feb 20, 2019 7:45 PM

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Umaru-chan
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Feb 20, 2019 7:48 PM
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tragedydesu said:
every tsundere in this medium

i'll slap the shit out of them like that :>

A lot of them are either really strong or have super powers, so they'd murder you or beat you to a pulp before you could try lol
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Feb 20, 2019 7:48 PM

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Children, old people, and probably most characters in slice of life shows since they're usually younger high schoolers.


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Feb 20, 2019 7:49 PM

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all the non athletic anime characters without superpowers or weird abilities i would say
Feb 20, 2019 7:56 PM

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I can and will beat the shit out of Reigen Arataka he may be my favorite but his chaotic energy would turn me feral if he existed irl.
Feb 20, 2019 7:57 PM

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Basically any character that doesn't do any martial art, hardcore practice any sport, has any special power nor special training. 80% of your average Joe you could say.
Feb 20, 2019 8:24 PM

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Gahdi said:
Maou_heika said:
Wolfram of course, would love to repeatedly slap him hard, right in the face with a brick till his whole face goes red and he runs back crying to his dear uncle Valtorana. I wonder if that would mean something else according to the sadistic customs of Shin Makoku.


Don't touch my bb Wolfram pls. Why don't you take that dumbass Shori instead?
You can go and suck his dick to comfort him once I'm done with him.
Feb 21, 2019 2:37 PM

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I could probably kick Shinji Ikaris ass, but wouldn't because he's suffered enough.
Feb 21, 2019 4:15 PM

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Pullman said:
Some of the replies here are hilarious. I thought the question was 'can' and not 'want'? Big difference.
IT IS! thts why these ppl are called maltards.

OT, any and everychar in most animes w/o superpowers. just garbage normal humans and shits, I'd sting them up with fatalities.

any harem, echchi comedy romance sol shit, all nuked out.

battar shonen? non powered fuck, dead too, I could also pretty mumen lider, maybe even yamcha [he'd die on his own accord, I just watch and let him]. all normal characters.
Feb 21, 2019 4:24 PM

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I won't be able to beat anyone up because their theme would start to play. Then I'll be the one who'll get jumped instead.


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Feb 21, 2019 5:06 PM

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HopefulNihilist said:
Beat up? Nah, I'd murder that annoying piece of shit Yoshiko from Aho Girl.
lol.. It seems I wasn't the only one to feel so.
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Feb 21, 2019 5:10 PM

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Taking the thread title literally, pretty much any character that's in high school and younger that doesn't have super powers, granted that I'm a 29-year-old man who is stronger than the average anime school boy.

...Also, I own a gun.

Feb 21, 2019 5:10 PM

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Kirito and all these isekai MC's that are only strong within the video game they got sent to. IRL they're all bitches.
Feb 21, 2019 5:21 PM

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Gendo Ikari, really is the only fictitious character that I hate, with all my heart.
Feb 21, 2019 5:23 PM

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Hmm... Well, obviously Saitama is about to get one puncheeeddddd.
Feb 21, 2019 6:49 PM
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FacelessVixen said:
Taking the thread title literally, pretty much any character that's in high school and younger that doesn't have super powers, granted that I'm a 29-year-old man who is stronger than the average anime school boy.

...Also, I own a gun.


That makes sense, actually.
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tragedydesu said:
every tsundere in this medium

i'll slap the shit out of them like that :>

A lot of them are either really strong or have super powers, so they'd murder you or beat you to a pulp before you could try lol


Who cares? Slap em. Slap the fuck out of them. They can't sue you because they don't even live in America.
Feb 21, 2019 6:51 PM

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The MC of school days. I would wanna beat him up every day but just like hes on the edge of dying but he wont die only suffers
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I’d whoop gokus ass brah I bench like 50lbs
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[quote=HopefulNihilist][quote=FacelessVixen message=56992636]Taking the thread title literally, pretty much any character that's in high school and younger that doesn't have
HopefulNihilist said:
FacelessVixen said:
Taking the thread title literally, pretty much any character that's in high school and younger that doesn't have super powers, granted that I'm a 29-year-old man who is stronger than the average anime school boy.

...Also, I own a gun.


That makes sense, actually.
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A lot of them are either really strong or have super powers, so they'd murder you or beat you to a pulp before you could try lol


Who cares? Slap em. Slap the fuck out of them. They can't sue you because they don't even live in America.
With the OPs question though, my point still stands
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Feb 21, 2019 9:05 PM
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Gahdi said:
I could beat the shit out of Alibaba before he even finishes his dumbass speech


Alibaba is a skilled swordsman and is equipped with a djinn vessel, so good luck lmao. A more plausible choice would be judar since he’s nothing without his magic in combat.
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DepravedMagi said:
Gahdi said:
I could beat the shit out of Alibaba before he even finishes his dumbass speech


Alibaba is a skilled swordsman and is equipped with a djinn vessel, so good luck lmao. A more plausible choice would be judar since he’s nothing without his magic in combat.



Alibaba needs at least 3 minutes of hesitation and contemplation before attempting to strike, and that's after he's even noticed he's under attack. I would preemptively strike him during one of his long democratic speeches, and knock him back to Balbad before he can say cassim

Also Judar would wreck Alibaba easyyyy. He's a magi yo and Alibaba only just learned to do a full djinn equip. Idk why you imply Judar wouldn't have his magic in a fight
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In real life? Kirito (he probably could beat the shit out of me in games, except for 2k... I never lose in 2k)


Everybody I know who plays 2K swears that they're a god, let them play Park for a few hours and they're slamming desks and throwing controllers.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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Envy from FMAB. That fool can burn..
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Feb 22, 2019 6:03 PM
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That red haired bitch from Shield Hero. I know you shouldn't hit women, but this is the only exception.
Feb 22, 2019 6:07 PM

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I'd be able to kick Deku's ass, but only before he ate the hair.
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I would give those K-On girls swirlies and steal their lunch money.
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