| I've always know that I was a shitty dancer. At parties or at clubs I've never been very self conscious about it but, over the weekend, a friend mentioned that I only do one dance and I've been thinking about it all day. How do I improve my non-existant dance skills? |
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| just mimik this, very easy |
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| I only dance when im drunk/stoned enough already, i dont get the fun otherwise. Maybe that wasnt a good suggestion, but if youre confident it helps a lot in "natural" moves, also try not to be stiff. As for me i usually dance like going with some "dodging" and some changes if i notice im being repetitive after some time :D The dance style also depends almost entirely on the music. |
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| Pro dancing tip - the more you move your arms the stupider you look, it's all in the feet. |
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| I don't know any formal dances. I just move my body to what feels right. If it looks weird to some people, fuck'em. |
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| I don't really dance >_< If I do dance it's only if I'm alone and usually I'm just goofing off. There are some dances I wish I could do but it's not exactly easy to teach yourself. |
| Terribly. I don't dance, I flail. I can do the chicken dance though! |
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| Some dances I often do in public after a few drinks So OP the question isn't really 'How do I improve my non-existant dance skills?' it's 'How am I going to keep all of these girls off of me when I do these dances I just learned?' |
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| Dancing is for the weak. I don't dance, Im the guy who gets drunk and watches people dance and have fun while I brace my sorrow. |
| I used to a be terrible, but people have started to say I'm good, so I must be doing something right lol You just have to jump around a little idk |
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 No, I cannot dance but I will dance over the ashes of any capitalist country out there. |
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Gabagool said: Some dances I often do in public after a few drinks So OP the question isn't really 'How do I improve my non-existant dance skills?' it's 'How am I going to keep all of these girls off of me when I do these dances I just learned?' Pff, weak fam, very weak. Lemme show you it's done.  Bobby2Hands said: Pro dancing tip - the more you move your arms the stupider you look, it's all in the feet. Couldn't agree more:  *panties dropping* |
TiaDee said: Bobby2Hands said: Pro dancing tip - the more you move your arms the stupider you look, it's all in the feet. Couldn't agree more: *panties dropping* At first I didn't realize it was a human being, holy shit that made me giggle.But we all know girl love singers the most, nothing is more irresistable than a guy who knows the lyrics to the song he's dancing to  |
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when I dance I feel that it was great but it was actually horrible .-.  |
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Erg_Orgy said: At first I didn't realize it was a human being, holy shit that made me giggle.But we all know girl love singers the most, nothing is more irresistable than a guy who knows the lyrics to the song he's dancing to Well I'm questioning if your guy is a human being. Nvm, reversed searched your gif, he's Russian, that explains a lot. |
TiaDee said: Erg_Orgy said: At first I didn't realize it was a human being, holy shit that made me giggle.But we all know girl love singers the most, nothing is more irresistable than a guy who knows the lyrics to the song he's dancing to Well I'm questioning if your guy is a human being. Nvm, reversed searched your gif, he's Russian, that explains a lot. You might be right actually, he's probably no ordinary human No human tongue can do that, also he looks like Russian Magneto. |
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| I don't dance. If I am going to dance I'm going to need about ten beers first. |
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TiaDee said: Gabagool said: Some dances I often do in public after a few drinks So OP the question isn't really 'How do I improve my non-existant dance skills?' it's 'How am I going to keep all of these girls off of me when I do these dances I just learned?' Pff, weak fam, very weak. Lemme show you it's done. Bobby2Hands said: Pro dancing tip - the more you move your arms the stupider you look, it's all in the feet. Couldn't agree more: *panties dropping* is that... a challenge? DANCE OFFF!!!!!  Me and my squad are just getting warmed up |
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| Only dance move I know. Don't judge me. https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/l7WTLVw.gif&v=zix4aMOKwrM&s=5 |
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| Get yourself a Hispanic partner. We love teaching people our dances. Other than that, just do whatever the fuck you want. |
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traed said: I don't really dance >_< If I do dance it's only if I'm alone and usually I'm just goofing off. There are some dances I wish I could do but it's not exactly easy to teach yourself. Haha same here. I don't exactly care about fancy dances but I wish I could waltz... Bobby2Hands said: Pro dancing tip - the more you move your arms the stupider you look, it's all in the feet. Dimethylanime said: You just have to jump around a little idk Listen to these good advices people. Arms to the sides and hop around. So far I tried it in clubs, rave parties, metal, ska, punk, jazz,, etc... concerts, and it always worked. |
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| http://www.instructables.com/id/Learn-Basic-Breakdancing-Freezes-and-Footwork/ Can't go wrong with these, not sure how you could even do a basic 6-Step in a club full of people though. |
Erg_OrgyJul 24, 2016 2:28 AM
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Clebardman said: Haha same here. I don't exactly care about fancy dances but I wish I could waltz... Salsa is way better than just a normal waltz |
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TiaDee said: You think you can handle my swag, son?! Watch and learn, kid, watch and learn: Your turn! The student can never teach the master my friend.    Yeah.... I'm cold as ice my fren |
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| ye boi, das how I roll just kidding I cant dance |
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| I don't know any kind of dance. However, I'm only interested in slow dancing with a cute girl. Haven't got the chance to do it yet because I was always too anxious to go to the dances. The times I did for weddings and stuff, I just sat near the side in total panic. |
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| I basically do my version of the dirty bird :> |
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| im a bad dancer. if i do dance its probably a joke |
| oh u wanna fight. CAPS LOCK ENGAGE |
| i can't dance for shit. if i have to, i just pace left and right through it all |
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| I found an easy to follow tutorial online. You'll be catching dem honies in no time! |
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| idk about you but the closer a girl gets to looking like ronald mcdonald, the more aroused i become. CAV where can we cast our eyes to @PoruMairu who thinks of himself a member of the true church. Helion. |
| I can't dance either, but I say fuck it and continue anyways |
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| Get a few beers in me and you can't keep me from the dance floor. Its a true sight to behold. |
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| Swing my hips from side to side and pump my arms up and down. Yeah, I'm pretty good. |
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| I actually used to dance and participate in competitions. Well idk how to explain it, but really all it takes is just rhythm and knowing the timing of the beat I guess lol? With that in mind, maybe just watch how other professionals dance and see how they do it and compare that to bad dancing I guess LOL. |
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| I have a vague memory of some guy telling me I really can't dance last time I went out. But I was so drunk I could barely stand at that point so I can't take his judgement seriously. I can slowdance though |
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| I can't really dance, but sometimes I'll dance for fun if I think nobody is looking... >.> |
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| I couldn't manage to dance if my life counted on it. To be fair, that's a broad statement. I can dance, to an extent, but by no means am i amazing. Heck, I'd probably freeze if i was dancing with someone i liked, trying to avoid failing. Point here being, don't dance, unless you're like, gifted. |
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| I only dance drunk or to songs that you just need to jump and swing your arms a little xD. Otherwise I stay at the table/bar. Unless you want to participate in a contest - don't worry about it too much. Half of the people don't know what they're doing while dancing. |
| I dance like a noddle. The best noodle on the dance floor. |
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Basude said: I dance like a noddle. The best noodle on the dance floor. "Ghetto niggas in da hood, everybody get down and do the nood!" *arms flailing* |
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Erg_Orgy said: Basude said: I dance like a noddle. The best noodle on the dance floor. "Ghetto niggas in da hood, everybody get down and do the nood!" *arms flailing*  No one can tap this dancing greatness. |
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