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Jun 29, 2015 6:13 PM
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You can't eat you favorite chocolate because:

1. It was given by a man
2. A man who you feel has an ulterior motive
3. What if he went to a witch and ask them to put some spell into it to make me fall in love or wat. That stuff are popular here, I haven't encountered a witch to prove it but I often hear it from people. I am just being careful here.
4. I can buy my own chocolate you know! I can buy lots of them so why are you giving me chocolate? Do I look like I can't buy my own chocolate?!

Anyway, maybe I'm just reading too much into it. But I just can't accept something from a stranger, ah well he's not completely a stranger since he's working here in the office I'm currently having my work experience. I can accept it out of politeness, yes. But you can't expect me to eat it.

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So MAL, have you received a chocolate already? If so, tell us about it!
Jun 29, 2015 6:14 PM
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Did you post this thread on Valentine's Day but you were using Internet Explorer so it just got through?
Jun 29, 2015 6:16 PM
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Enharmonic said:
Did you post this thread on Valentine's Day but you were using Internet Explorer so it just got through?


Hahahahaha, no it just happened yesterday. So, I'm posting it today lol xD
Jun 29, 2015 6:16 PM
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What in the hell are you talking about? It is June, and I'm 64% positive you're NOT a Japanese girl.
Jun 29, 2015 6:18 PM
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just eat the chocolate. The guy made an effort to reach out to you and give you something because he thinks of you as a friend. Even if he has ulterior motives, it's up to you whether or not to give into them.
Jun 29, 2015 6:18 PM
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Is it Valentine's Day already?

Where are all the depressing mal threads?
Jun 29, 2015 6:18 PM
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MidnightLPA said:
What in the hell are you talking about? It is June, and I'm 64% positive you're NOT a Japanese girl.

What's with the super accurate percentage lol. I am not a Japanese, yes.
Jun 29, 2015 6:24 PM
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Syrup- said:
just eat the chocolate. The guy made an effort to reach out to you and give you something because he thinks of you as a friend. Even if he has ulterior motives, it's up to you whether or not to give into them.

I still can't eat it even if you say it that way. It would be a different issue if he gave all of us in the office a chocolate, I could accept and eat it happily. I guess I would just give it to my mom.
Jun 29, 2015 6:25 PM
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Maybe I should eat it for you to see if it is drugged, poisoned, or sedated...

I'm not really a fan of chocolate. I'll only eat it if I feel really moody. I prefer pears instead...
Jun 29, 2015 6:25 PM

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violity said:
Syrup- said:
just eat the chocolate. The guy made an effort to reach out to you and give you something because he thinks of you as a friend. Even if he has ulterior motives, it's up to you whether or not to give into them.

I still can't eat it even if you say it that way. It would be a different issue if he gave all of us in the office a chocolate, I could accept and eat it happily. I guess I would just give it to my mom.
If you can't eat it yourself, why would you give it to your mother? If it's safe enough to give to your mother, it's safe enough for you. Enjoy the small things.
Jun 29, 2015 6:27 PM

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Tarotist said:
Maybe I should eat it for you to see if it is drugged, poisoned, or sedated...

I'm not really a fan of chocolate. I'll only eat it if I feel really moody. I prefer pears instead...


Who prefers pears to chocolate? What are you, a nazi?
Jun 29, 2015 6:31 PM

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I can't say this has every happened to me but I'd eat the chocolate. I was given a box of Dots by the girl I tutored recently. Gladly ate them.

Jun 29, 2015 6:32 PM

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You are overthinking it, just eat it and reject the guy if he makes a move on you.
Jun 29, 2015 6:33 PM

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Eat the chocolate and then put out duh
Jun 29, 2015 6:38 PM
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Give me chocolate, ladies.
Jun 29, 2015 6:40 PM

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MidnightLPA said:
Tarotist said:
Maybe I should eat it for you to see if it is drugged, poisoned, or sedated...

I'm not really a fan of chocolate. I'll only eat it if I feel really moody. I prefer pears instead...


Who prefers pears to chocolate? What are you, a nazi?


I prefer pears to chocolate! Because unlike chocolate, pears are "juicy".
Jun 29, 2015 6:46 PM
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The chocolate did nothing wrong and I am poor as well. Better have something to eat rather than nothing.
Jun 29, 2015 6:48 PM

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Tarotist said:
MidnightLPA said:


Who prefers pears to chocolate? What are you, a nazi?


I prefer pears to chocolate! Because unlike chocolate, pears are "juicy".

Tomatoes are juicier. You should prefer tomatoes.
Jun 29, 2015 7:16 PM

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Someone invents chocolate penises, nipples, errything sexually related and becomes a billionaire....
"Masturbation."

---The End.
Jun 29, 2015 7:18 PM
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Just don't eat it. No big deal
Jun 29, 2015 7:21 PM
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cockaine said:
Someone invents chocolate penises, nipples, errything sexually related and becomes a billionaire....
That already happened. Nice try.
Jun 29, 2015 7:25 PM

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Gholy said:
cockaine said:
Someone invents chocolate penises, nipples, errything sexually related and becomes a billionaire....
That already happened. Nice try.


You get a special santa this Christmas.
"Masturbation."

---The End.
Jun 29, 2015 7:26 PM

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gurl, food is food
just eat it :)

doesn't mean you have to go out with him
Jun 29, 2015 7:27 PM
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mayukachan said:
gurl, food is food
just eat it :)

doesn't mean you have to go out with him


b-but he's a stranger
he will rape gurl y'know
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Jun 29, 2015 7:28 PM

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_Charl said:
mayukachan said:
gurl, food is food
just eat it :)

doesn't mean you have to go out with him


b-but he's a stranger
he will rape gurl y'know
Based MAL fellow


But what if boi is gurl? She gonna be carrying around a strap-on 24/7???
"Masturbation."

---The End.
Jun 29, 2015 7:34 PM

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I have received plenty of dark chocolates.
Jun 29, 2015 7:41 PM

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_Charl said:
mayukachan said:
gurl, food is food
just eat it :)

doesn't mean you have to go out with him


b-but he's a stranger
he will rape gurl y'know
Based MAL fellow

the food must be packaged tho
Jun 29, 2015 7:46 PM
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It's probably his poop

I say eat it
Jun 30, 2015 7:28 AM

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violity said:
You can't eat you favorite chocolate because:

1. It was given by a man
2. A man who you feel has an ulterior motive
3. What if he went to a witch and ask them to put some spell into it to make me fall in love or wat. That stuff are popular here, I haven't encountered a witch to prove it but I often hear it from people. I am just being careful here.
4. I can buy my own chocolate you know! I can buy lots of them so why are you giving me chocolate? Do I look like I can't buy my own chocolate?!

Anyway, maybe I'm just reading too much into it. But I just can't accept something from a stranger, ah well he's not completely a stranger since he's working here in the office I'm currently having my work experience. I can accept it out of politeness, yes. But you can't expect me to eat it.

MAL Discussion purposes
So MAL, have you received a chocolate already? If so, tell us about it!

You should do the right thing.

Sell the chocolate and gain money out of it.
Jun 30, 2015 7:31 AM

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throw it in the trash can when no one is looking XD




But you'll still take damage!
Jun 30, 2015 7:43 AM
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Do I have to go full Shia on you? Just eat it, no need to feel obliged to return anything since it's just a stranger. Just be grateful that he wanted to give you chocolate, for whatever reason.
Jun 30, 2015 7:47 AM

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When I was about 10. A random guy once gave me bubble gum on my way from the local magazine, being the good kid I was I threw it out immediately. Thinking back now it might have been some hardcore drug.
Jun 30, 2015 8:00 AM

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j0x said:
You are overthinking it, just eat it and reject the guy if he makes a move on you.
Jun 30, 2015 8:49 AM
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If you are afriad give it to your dog, the neighbour someone. and see if they die.
Jun 30, 2015 9:00 AM

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shintai88 said:
If you are afriad give it to your dog

Yes, do that.




I'll be out ridin' my pony until it's time for candy
And I'll be naked, because I want to

Jun 30, 2015 9:08 AM

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this thread feels bizarre

are they handmade chocolates? just try a tiny amount of one when you're in a safe environment if you're worried about what's inside them, if you're worried about accepting them means you elevate your relationship just eat them and say you enjoyed them, but you don't need to go any further. dude giving you chocolate doesn't mean you have to return anything aside from a thanks (if you're polite and they are delicious)
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Jun 30, 2015 10:11 AM

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Say thank you and take it but don't eat it if you feel uncomfortable
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The 'Children' continue to flock around me. They see me as a guide on their path to salvation. They wish to transcend their powerless existences, to grow from mere boys and girls into men and women of worth and value.

Pick a number between 1-4 and hope to get lucky.
1 2 3 4
Jun 30, 2015 10:39 AM

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Eat it nonchantacally saying a quick thanks That way You get your chocolate and he does not think you are interesting. Best of both worlds.
"Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!"
Jul 1, 2015 1:43 AM

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Are you afraid to fall in love with him if you eat it? Are you joking?

If you accepted it, you might as well eat it (if the wrapper is fine). Or are you going to throw it in the trash when he's not looking?
The writer who penned Clashing Feelings. You can buy the light novel on Amazon.
Jul 1, 2015 1:49 AM

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-Chocolates first
-Questions later
Jul 1, 2015 1:51 AM

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give me the chocolate if you don't want it
save all the cute girls from ntr manga
Jul 1, 2015 2:52 AM
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I have to commend the guy for giving chocolate. Most men wouldn't even bother or have the balls to do it.
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Dec 9, 2021 8:22 AM

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reminds me when i offered my crush some food but my face looked too toxic
Dec 12, 2021 6:07 PM

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If it's cheap chocolate you can give it to the user below me

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