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Mar 28, 2017 3:37 PM

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CatSoul said:
Why does the main female, who's supposed to be our strong protagonist, look absolutely braindead any time they cut to her face?


That's just the default look for the female. Apparently, if you customize her look, it's a lot better. But it's strange that default male doesn't suffer as much, or the rest of the male cast for that matter.

There are jokes that there's a conspiracy by Bioware to upset heterosexual males by making female characters ugly on purpose.
Mar 28, 2017 5:06 PM

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I like the facial animations and random hook up dialog.

I'm just hoping there's an option to sleep with your sister if you're playing as the guy.
Mar 28, 2017 5:09 PM

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CatSoul said:
Why does the main female, who's supposed to be our strong protagonist, look absolutely braindead any time they cut to her face?

She's a bit special.
Mar 28, 2017 5:46 PM
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Khaosman-ADVENT said:


That's just the default look for the female. Apparently, if you customize her look, it's a lot better. But it's strange that default male doesn't suffer as much, or the rest of the male cast for that matter.

There are jokes that there's a conspiracy by Bioware to upset heterosexual males by making female characters ugly on purpose.


Um it's not a conspiracy, it's true.


Suvi is the only exception imo, I wish we could have her in the party. She reminds me a little bit of Leliana from Origins because of their backstories. Bioware should fire everyone who did the writing and characters on this game.
Mar 28, 2017 7:10 PM

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SpamuraiSensei said:
I like the facial animations and random hook up dialog.

I'm just hoping there's an option to sleep with your sister if you're playing as the guy.


You're outta luck. Bioware was HORRIFIED that a lot of people have been asking that, so they've been yelling HELL NO for quite some time.
Mar 28, 2017 8:15 PM

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My experience through the first few hours of the game




Mar 29, 2017 11:43 AM

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Khaosman-ADVENT said:
SpamuraiSensei said:
I like the facial animations and random hook up dialog.

I'm just hoping there's an option to sleep with your sister if you're playing as the guy.


You're outta luck. Bioware was HORRIFIED that a lot of people have been asking that, so they've been yelling HELL NO for quite some time.
Wait, really? Do you have any sources?
I mean, I want to laugh.

Also that "conspiracy" you're talking about is a strawman. That Bioware division is really full blown SJW. From the politics in-game, to their stances in real life.




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Mar 29, 2017 11:51 AM
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Khaosman-ADVENT said:
CatSoul said:
Why does the main female, who's supposed to be our strong protagonist, look absolutely braindead any time they cut to her face?


That's just the default look for the female. Apparently, if you customize her look, it's a lot better. But it's strange that default male doesn't suffer as much, or the rest of the male cast for that matter.

There are jokes that there's a conspiracy by Bioware to upset heterosexual males by making female characters ugly on purpose.
I don't really understand this either; the default appearance for Sara has some ridiculously stupid facial animations as far as I've seen on YouTube, but at least I customized mine pretty far away from the original and I have never once seen her make any of those bizarre all-teeth smiles and stuff. Looks totally fine for me. Almost feels like a different algorithm altogether if you don't use the default appearance which would be pretty absurd
Mar 29, 2017 11:33 PM

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Immahnoob said:
Wait, really? Do you have any sources?
I mean, I want to laugh.

Also that "conspiracy" you're talking about is a strawman. That Bioware division is really full blown SJW. From the politics in-game, to their stances in real life.


There aren't any proper sources, unfortunately because most people aren't asking for twincest but apparently, some have actually asked whether it's possible. I dunno from where, but I'll take a look.

As for the "controversy", I always knew Bioware were SJWs but I think no one expected them to actually do something like that in Andromeda if they did it intentionally, that is.

HaXXspetten said:
I don't really understand this either; the default appearance for Sara has some ridiculously stupid facial animations as far as I've seen on YouTube, but at least I customized mine pretty far away from the original and I have never once seen her make any of those bizarre all-teeth smiles and stuff. Looks totally fine for me. Almost feels like a different algorithm altogether if you don't use the default appearance which would be pretty absurd


This guy here gives a very good explanation about how weird the animations for the game is, particularly with Sara Ryder. Because it doesn't make sense at all. Like how Scott looks normal in his calm pose but Sara still has that cringy, creepy smile even at ease.

Mar 30, 2017 3:34 AM

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As for the "controversy", I always knew Bioware were SJWs but I think no one expected them to actually do something like that in Andromeda if they did it intentionally, that is.
They're incompetent, but they did inject politics full force here.

To the point that they fucked over the Asari canon.

Also, Scott has the same problem like Sarah, so I'm not sure where you guys are going with this.




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Mar 30, 2017 3:38 AM

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I never expected anything from this game and just went "meh" when I first heard of it.
Mar 30, 2017 3:44 AM
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Immahnoob said:
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As for the "controversy", I always knew Bioware were SJWs but I think no one expected them to actually do something like that in Andromeda if they did it intentionally, that is.
They're incompetent, but they did inject politics full force here.

To the point that they fucked over the Asari canon.

Also, Scott has the same problem like Sarah, so I'm not sure where you guys are going with this.


Not like it's the first time they did something like that, remember Krem from DA:I and how by putting her in the game they cheapened the qunari lore?
Mar 30, 2017 4:34 AM

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Immahnoob said:

Also, Scott has the same problem like Sarah, so I'm not sure where you guys are going with this.


You're right but he doesn't look as creepy or weird as Sara. Or more specifically, he doesn't have that stupid grin in his relaxed pose.
Mar 30, 2017 6:28 AM

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Khaosman-ADVENT said:
Immahnoob said:

Also, Scott has the same problem like Sarah, so I'm not sure where you guys are going with this.


You're right but he doesn't look as creepy or weird as Sara. Or more specifically, he doesn't have that stupid grin in his relaxed pose.

Sara does indeed have the best faces in Mass Effect.




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Mar 31, 2017 4:03 AM
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Mar 31, 2017 5:24 AM

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dunno what you were expecting out of bioware anyway
Mar 31, 2017 5:32 AM
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This vid never gets old
But my favorite part was one of the comments:
Mess Effect Down Syndromeda.
Mar 31, 2017 5:33 AM

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Aren't Asari genderless ?

what's this pronoun bullshit ?

fuck off Bioware
Mar 31, 2017 5:47 AM

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Valaskjalf said:
Aren't Asari genderless ?

what's this pronoun bullshit ?

fuck off Bioware
They are genderless, but that doesn't define their gender! Gosh, it's the year 2017 already. Get with the program!! I sure hope you guys don't reply to this.
Mar 31, 2017 1:51 PM

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whats wrong with Inquisition? im rather enjoying the game.

but Mass effect Andromeda is pritty bad
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Those who undergo suffering and spread it to others. And those who undergo suffering and avoid giving it to others." -Alice
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Mar 31, 2017 8:40 PM

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Sigh... I'm not surprised, and I expected as much, but I'll still give the game a shot just for the sake of nostalgia. It's a series near and dear to my heart that I don't mind revisiting, even if it's just fanservice and a sloppy plot.

I was hoping the new time period would take them somewhere but it's hard to come back strong after such a successful series.


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Apr 2, 2017 2:50 AM

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that video from tc in the first page are funny as heck man seriously those face lol.
on other hand, is inquisition bad? i have'nt played it but play both the first one and the second one and i enjoy it very much hoping the third one is also good as well...
Apr 2, 2017 3:17 AM

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Narmy said:
CatSoul said:
Why does the main female, who's supposed to be our strong protagonist, look absolutely braindead any time they cut to her face?

She's a bit special.
No, she's normal like everyone else!
(Don't give her any thoughts, she might have an episode)

Apr 2, 2017 5:30 AM

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PeenusWeenusCaim said:
Narmy said:

She's a bit special.
No, she's normal like everyone else!
(Don't give her any thoughts, she might have an episode)



what are her species?
Apr 2, 2017 5:44 AM

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gamers said:
that video from tc in the first page are funny as heck man seriously those face lol.
on other hand, is inquisition bad? i have'nt played it but play both the first one and the second one and i enjoy it very much hoping the third one is also good as well...

If you enjoyed the second game (which was widely considered the worst in the trilogy), then there's a good chance you'll still enjoy Inquisition.

I absolutely loved the first game but abhorred the second. Inquisition for me was better than the second game, but still not something I would call 'good'.
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that video from tc in the first page are funny as heck man seriously those face lol.
on other hand, is inquisition bad? i have'nt played it but play both the first one and the second one and i enjoy it very much hoping the third one is also good as well...

If you enjoyed the second game (which is widely considered as the worst in the trilogy), then there's a good chance you'll still enjoy Inquisition.

I absolutely loved the first game but abhorred the second. Inquisition for me was better than the second game, but still not something I would call 'good'.


yeah i do enjoy the second too, but have to admit the first one is definitely better.
thanks i check it out later for myself
Apr 2, 2017 12:52 PM

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Wait, what was wrong with DA: Inquisition?
Apr 2, 2017 2:14 PM

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Kalisto said:
Wait, what was wrong with DA: Inquisition?

I'll give you a hint.
Apr 2, 2017 3:00 PM

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Narmy said:
Kalisto said:
Wait, what was wrong with DA: Inquisition?

I'll give you a hint.

So was it because Sera was super annoying? I never once used her in my party because of this fact. xD
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Narmy said:
Kalisto said:
Wait, what was wrong with DA: Inquisition?

I'll give you a hint.


I love how Sera is the only companion that you can kick out at any time meaning that even Bioware knew how much Sera would annoy people.
Apr 3, 2017 1:02 AM

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The whole complain about facial animations kinda bothers me, the game seems to have millions of other problem but people mostly shit on that.
Apr 3, 2017 9:27 AM

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loli_a_ravioli said:
http://www.polygon.com/2017/3/27/15074856/mass-effect-andromeda-asari-pronouns

Not satisfied with smashing their faces, now bioshit also shits on their lore.

C-COME ON, GUYS.

TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-THIS ISN'T AN SJW GAME!

HONEST!

Apr 3, 2017 9:00 PM

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Hate to admit it but I am enjoying myself laughing at the game. Its not just the bugs, glitches, horrible animations, poor writing and dialogue but there are some genuinely funny moments in the game. Doesn't save the whole game but it makes it more palatable. Liam's loyalty mission is pretty funny.
Apr 3, 2017 9:41 PM
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Tbh, I've had about a days worth of playtime with the game so far and out of all the glitches I've seen of it on Youtube, I've literally only encountered four of them. The game itself isn't up to snuff when compared to the older ones but I'm enjoying it nonetheless.
Apr 11, 2017 5:16 AM

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At least the game creates a lot of memes.





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