| I guess I can't recall anything too major outside of the norm for kids like the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, or Santa. |
| Pretty much the usual stuff I believed in the existence of Santa Claus, Vampires, Werewolves, Tooth Fairy (more or less) , Magic Powers ... well, i don't remember, i think it was already enough ^-^ |
| I might regret admitting this because, really, how could anyone be this stupid, right? Get this- I used to think |
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| Since girls didn't have penises I very logically assumed that they urinated from their pubic hairs. While that misconception was clarified, girls continue to possess many qualities which mystify me. |
| skeleton-jelly.tumblr.com / facebook.com/bigbobpataki PANCH PANCH PANCH |
| I thought that the moon was following me at night when I walked. |
| I was immortal only old people died. |
| This one time I imagined what would happen if two planes collided midair. The next day, it actually happened. From then on, for a few years, I believed I had some sort of psychic power. |
Hitchens said: Maybe you just forgot how to do it.This one time I imagined what would happen if two planes collided midair. The next day, it actually happened. From then on, for a few years, I believed I had some sort of psychic power. |
| my psone was a little bit broken and would get stuck on the logo screen for either sony entertainment of america or the ps one logo afterwords, whenever it wasnt working i seriously though hitting the reset button, running away, then hiding behind something so the TV couldnt see me would make it work sad part is, since sometimes by coincidence the psone loaded up while i did this, so i ended up doing it for a good 3 years. |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| I used to believe I could call characters on TV when they gave out their phone numbers. |
RY0 said: That there were cameras everywhere, watching my every move and showing it on television. Yea, it was after I watched The Truman Show. XD I used to believe that sex was just a boy laying down on a girl and not moving...>.> |
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| I used to think that to make babies you had to pee in a girl's anus. |
JReitan said: Hitchens said: Maybe you just forgot how to do it.This one time I imagined what would happen if two planes collided midair. The next day, it actually happened. From then on, for a few years, I believed I had some sort of psychic power. Plausibly. Although recently I have gotten into the habit of screaming and cussing at strangers in my head while on the bus. They don't even see it coming - man, woman, child, old folk, even the bus driver shan't escape my wrath. But occasionally they turn around and look at me with a puzzled face. Intriguing. Supergrunt8 said: I used to think that to make babies you had to pee in a girl's anus.  |
Supergrunt8 said: FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! the amount of baby misogynism is just our of proportions =)))I used to think that to make babies you had to pee in a girl's anus. Hitchens said: indeed , indeed Right on to my delusions so i'm not completely off-topic, i can't remember having any out of the normal quirks, except santa, because i still believe some of them can be true until proven wrong 100% which is not possible, so i'll keep my delusions till i die, makes me speshul. |
| Closer. |
GH0STSMILES said: ]I guess you never saw The Santa Clause movie as a kid. Homes without chimney's magically get chimney's on Christmas eve for Santa to deliver presents. Totally forgot about that movie. I don't even remember how long ago it was or how old I was when I saw that one. |
Darkraivids said: I thought that the moon was following me at night when I walked. Similar to me but in my case it is the sun who is chasing me all day xD. I tried walking far away but the sun is still there Oh some new things I remembered I believed You need to perform some ritual so you can have superpowers Kids younger than me are smaller than me year by year. I wasn't conscious back then that I was growing up |
| Drinking too much Coca-Cola would make you drunk. Yep. |
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| Woody was real! But he never came to life. |
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| I used to believe my dad was the emperor of the universe... ...yeah... :| |
C2CCGeassLegacyz said: same for meGOD |
| ♪ Can't you hear his call of death? Listen! Don't you hear these mad symphonies of grievance and fear? Melancholy and despair can be sensed when we draw near. Some hear a violin sound... Others hear a man moaning in tears! ♪ « The funerary dirge of a violinist... » |
siredrrr said: I used to believe my dad was the emperor of the universe... ...yeah... :| Maybe he is. Maybe he feels that you're too young to be let in on the grandiose just yet. |
| I thought the man in the moon actually existed and that it would sleep when it was daytime here and wake up during the night. I imagined the clouds would taste exactly like cotton candy, and if you swallow seeds...depending on whatever it was, it would grow inside your stomach. I also thought there was actually a disease where flowers could grow on top of your head...Dr Seuss |
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| I used to think that if you drank a certain color of gatorade, you would sweat that color just like in the commercials. Also, I thought that if you dug deep enough into the earth you would go to China. |
Marshall229 said: I thought gatorade was medicine, and therefore would taste like medicine so I refused to try it well into high school (along with any other sports/energy drink)I used to think that if you drank a certain color of gatorade, you would sweat that color just like in the commercials. Also, I thought that if you dug deep enough into the earth you would go to China. |
GH0STSMILES said: Marshall229 said: I thought gatorade was medicine, and therefore would taste like medicine so I refused to try it well into high school (along with any other sports/energy drink)I used to think that if you drank a certain color of gatorade, you would sweat that color just like in the commercials. Also, I thought that if you dug deep enough into the earth you would go to China. Hahahaha! You must have hated it when you got sick when you were younge, because you would have to take medicine. |
Marshall229 said: I forced myself to vomit every time my parents tried to make me take medicine. I still refuse to take medicine and I'm 24 now (unless it's pills, I'm fine with pain killers like tylenol).GH0STSMILES said: Marshall229 said: I thought gatorade was medicine, and therefore would taste like medicine so I refused to try it well into high school (along with any other sports/energy drink)I used to think that if you drank a certain color of gatorade, you would sweat that color just like in the commercials. Also, I thought that if you dug deep enough into the earth you would go to China. Hahahaha! You must have hated it when you got sick when you were younge, because you would have to take medicine. |
| That black cats were djinns in disguise. |
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| I used to be scared of going to the loo because I thought there was a monsters hand that was waiting to grab me and pull me in. And that drinking too much sunny-d would turn your skin orange |
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k0k0 said: Why black cats?That black cats were djinns in disguise. I still believe djinns exist. >.>........... |
Marshall229 said: I used to think that if you drank a certain color of gatorade, you would sweat that color just like in the commercials. Pretty sure this was the sole reason I took up sports. |
LoneWolf said: @Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian. |
| Santa, i still remember that i used to send letters to him |
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| Santa ofcourse! |
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| A epic and successful future |
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| I could find diamonds and emeralds by digging in the school playground. |
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| That people were born at a certain age and just grew up from there (an example: someone giving birth to a 30 year old) |
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| I used to believe that by 30 I'd be a successful entrepreneur living some place like New York, not a working-class weeb living in a hellhole in Oregon |
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| the world being in black and white and suddenly turning to color around the late 70's or early 80's because of family / television pictures or videos i saw in the early 90's? Oh, wait, yeah, someone else already told it before. Ok, a "new" one. In late 1992 i played Super Mario Bros from the NES for the very first time, starting immediately with two players (i think by random choice because back then in italy most people couldn't learn english), and after losing the first life we thought that Luigi was just "injured" Mario with white band-aids and bandages and a green shirt because the red one was dirty from blood or something. Shortly after, i just saw his name in the top left corner of the screen and realized the real deal. What is even more absurd, i was already aware of Luigi's existence at that point because i saw the animated series in early 1990 two years and a half before the videogame. In my small defence, i was 6 years old in 1992 and couldn't remember everything or have the biggest attention span. |
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| If you swallow the seeds of a fruit, it could grow that fruit inside your body "dont swallow the seeds" |
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| vagina is shaped like a volcano |
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| My mother used to say "Am-am-am! I ate your butt!" and I was checking every time if my butt is on its place. It was scary. |
| That milk made me grow taller |
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| that i was straight |
  there you are, my dearest seed of fate |
| that the state takes care of all people and adults are all very smart |
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