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Aug 16, 2016 10:21 AM
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Run away. Why? Because she would probably beat me after waking up ;_;
Aug 16, 2016 4:16 PM

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I'd shoot it. Anime isn't real after all hu3.
Aug 16, 2016 8:37 PM

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@Erg_Orgy

Stop hating fam. I'd have hot steamy sex with her because if she's in my bed its because we always fuck. Shes loves me.
Aug 16, 2016 8:43 PM
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I'd laugh to myself and ask myself iis this real?
Aug 16, 2016 8:46 PM

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Well, I'd wake her up and ask her to play some videogames with me. Since I'm talking about Chiaki Nanami she would actually love it. (And since I have a girlfriend I couldn't actually do anything else)
Now, at last, the masks had fallen away. The strings of the puppets had become visible, and the hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me: More powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me. The first, bitter taste of that terrible illusion -
Hope.
Aug 16, 2016 8:50 PM

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First I'd fuck her till she bursts, even if that means being late for my classes
Aug 16, 2016 9:01 PM
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I dont know what I will do,but I guess it will happen to appear on our dream for sure...well that will be a good dream that we will remember when we wake up.
And by the way,I really have seen my favorite characters in my dream as well.
Aug 16, 2016 10:12 PM
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Some say concentrated power leads to abuse, but I believe that if an institution has a solid foundation it can survive the narrow aspirations of the people it employs.
Aug 16, 2016 10:14 PM

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immediate sex time and then breakfast =D.
Aug 16, 2016 10:36 PM

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Hmm. I would pinch myself first to see if this is a dream. If not then I would.. I don't know to me I can't just have instant sex. I would actually get to know her first with a date or two and than have sex.

Aug 16, 2016 10:56 PM
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Holy shit if my waifu Momo Belia Deviluke was sleeping next to me in my bed I would definitely feel like the luckiest man in the world!
I would brush her hair and give her a soft kiss on the cheek and then make some breakfast for her.

Aug 16, 2016 11:57 PM

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Bitch better go make me breakfast or at least a sammich...
Aug 17, 2016 12:05 AM

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I'd probably go to jail, bit hard to explain she's really hundreds of years old.
Aug 17, 2016 12:18 AM

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The cringe is strong in this thread.
Nothing wrong with having a waifu though.
Aug 17, 2016 12:24 AM

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What I'm gonna do...
> Look at her
>punch myself hard and think if it is true, if so, I'll look if my bro is still sleeping, if not I'd fuck her, if my bro is awake, I'd ask if he likes to join for a threesome...
Taz_ said:
First I'd fuck her till she bursts, even if that means being late for my classes

Now that's some honest reply there...

EcchiLordMamster said:
i'd try my hardest not to rape her in her sleep

LOL in all seriousness, after i was done freaking out i'd have to wait till she woke up, after staring at her while slept and just go from there. i'd just try my best to please her, take her out, that kinda shit, then hopefully unlike in anime, you actually get to fuck her... lol i mean, she could obviously kick my ass, so i couldn't rush anything or piss her off too much

HaXXspetten said:
Smile happily to myself, softly brush her hair out of her beautiful sleeping face, give her a warm hug and just stay like that for a while. Then when she finally wakes up I'd genly greet her good morning with a soft kiss before slowly getting out of bed and make breakfast together to start off the day where we'll go on a romantic date a little bit later

Something like that maybe?


and then you'd let me fuck her, right? you know, since you say you "shouldn't want to do that" so ill do it for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I demand a threesome, and on top of that, it should be vanilla not hard core!
Aug 17, 2016 12:27 AM
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I'd marry her in a instant.

Having a demigod as waifu... is pretty awesome.
Aug 17, 2016 12:45 AM

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Erg_Orgy said:
All these people talking about having sex with their waifus.We're all MAL users here, a blind elderly hooker wouldn't go near us, what makes you guys think your waifus would consent to having sex with ya?


If our waifu refuses then we rape her.

Aug 17, 2016 4:28 AM
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_Ako_ said:
What I'm gonna do...
> Look at her
>punch myself hard and think if it is true, if so, I'll look if my bro is still sleeping, if not I'd fuck her, if my bro is awake, I'd ask if he likes to join for a threesome...
Taz_ said:
First I'd fuck her till she bursts, even if that means being late for my classes

Now that's some honest reply there...

EcchiLordMamster said:
i'd try my hardest not to rape her in her sleep

LOL in all seriousness, after i was done freaking out i'd have to wait till she woke up, after staring at her while slept and just go from there. i'd just try my best to please her, take her out, that kinda shit, then hopefully unlike in anime, you actually get to fuck her... lol i mean, she could obviously kick my ass, so i couldn't rush anything or piss her off too much



and then you'd let me fuck her, right? you know, since you say you "shouldn't want to do that" so ill do it for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I demand a threesome, and on top of that, it should be vanilla not hard core!


Idk man, Mikan maybe couldn't handle that xD
Aug 17, 2016 6:38 AM

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I never managed to get a waifu so my bed will stay nice and reserved. Can't believe though that so many people have beds large enough for two people...

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Aug 17, 2016 6:41 AM
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Naruto684 said:
what's the first thing you would do ?

I would wake her up to eat breakfast together .... :)

Hm... probably talk with her for alot of time xD
Aug 17, 2016 7:07 AM

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I'd check to see if the cops have shown up. I'm in deep trouble.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Aug 17, 2016 9:58 AM

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........................................#Triggered
Aug 17, 2016 10:01 AM

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Would go in a shower and cut my wrists to check if i'm not dreaming
Aug 17, 2016 10:08 AM

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Naruto684 said:
what's the first thing you would do ?


I would consider asking for stronger medication. Hallucinations are getting worse
Aug 17, 2016 10:15 AM

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I'd wake up, casually stare at her and wonder how the hell she got there, then go back to sleep.
Aug 17, 2016 10:18 AM
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I'd smile really hard.
Tell her that we'll have breakfast once I'm out the shower.
Would take a moment to go outside by myself and scream like crazy with tears of joy.
Would go back inside and do anything she wants for the rest of the day.
All in the course of 30 mins at like 8am.
Aug 17, 2016 10:20 AM

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Go back to sleep. It is too early for this sh*t
"Nothing in this world is coincidence. Everything is hitsuzen."

Aug 17, 2016 10:23 AM

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_YukiNoHana_ said:
Go back to sleep. It is too early for this sh*t

Oh shit..
Everyone officially just got rekt
Victory goes to @_YukiNoHana_
Aug 17, 2016 11:07 AM

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i will fuck that pussy, then we are gonna have kids
Aug 17, 2016 11:11 AM
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Man, that happened, I'd feel like the luckiest man on earth. I would cook her the biggest breakfast, and spoil the mess out of her.
Aug 17, 2016 11:20 AM

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Get the fuck out of here this my bed 凸(¬‿¬)凸 thuglife
Aug 17, 2016 12:13 PM

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Transported into another parallel world is the only conclusion I came up with. xD
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Aug 17, 2016 12:15 PM

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I would do many things Wink Wink! =) what would you guys do I would love to hear!
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Aug 17, 2016 8:18 PM

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lets be real
i would probably start crying and maybe piss myself
why is there an anime chick in my bed

lmao then i would probably nut lmao my waifu can get it
Aug 17, 2016 8:20 PM

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CallOfPripyat said:
I'd shoot it. Anime isn't real after all hu3.

thank the lordt it aint real id be ded af if some of this anime shit happened irl lmao rip
Aug 21, 2016 5:55 AM

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I'd get a steady supply of whatever shit I snorted/smoked the night before.

“That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

Aug 21, 2016 6:06 AM

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Make a bowl of worms for breakfast then fuck her , she loves that
Aug 21, 2016 6:27 AM

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Erg_Orgy said:
Try to stop my sleep paralysis ASAP.

Lay off the cocaine.


+1. Imagine seeing those big anime eyes in real life. You'd be staring into the eyes of a oversized bat. Very scary. Bad trip. Don't mix alcohol and drugs kiddos.
Aug 21, 2016 6:34 AM

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Lock her in and burn down my house. Seriously, who would wanna see an anime character in the real world it would look nothing short of an alien with those 6 inch wide eyes.
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