Executive Summary
//INTP//. That definitely explains it. Maybe.
I've changed my name on the forums... well, a lot. I made my account maybe a week after watching Death Note since MAL seemed useful, and only ended up posting on the forums a month later. Those times were cringy as hell. Don't look it up.
If I "interject" on your opinion in the forums it's not because I really hate you or anything... It's because I don't like dumb or misinformed arguments to hurt the things that I think are cute. (... and if I don't respond to your argument at all, it's because I got bored, sorry...)
By the way, I like cute things. Because cute things are much better than gross things like 3D porn.
And unlike those disgusting things, my life is pretty balanced. When I'm not watching anime I sometimes play VIDEO GAMES. Actually that's a lie, I pretty much only play Osu! since I don't feel like I have time for League or Siege6. I also imagine stories or video game plots for fun, and then proceed to never write or make them. Because you can definitely do it if you try... right?
Huh. What else.
I've got some horrible taste in music. The majority of things I listen to seemingly originate from Japan in one form or another... Well, I also listen to everything I play in Osu! so you can't really blame me. Even though I like cute things, my favourite band is UNDEAD CORPORATION because jmetal is enheartening. Who knew.
I rate my anime as subjectively objective as possible, so I'm always correct. This system is quite complex, utilizing a 1-10 scale because I see colours from blue to red. No, you cannot see ultraviolet you shit and neither can I.
...Just kidding, I don't really rate anime anymore, but I'll keep my ratings.
don't worry im an anime girl in real life just like you, yeah, totally
Rating Scale
1: Road to Trash: Retribution. The kind of anime that spawns ironic self-hating anime memes because it's so terrible, you just want to stop. Give up on life. Jump into a river. Play minecraft. So on and so forth. As the special worst the industry has to offer, it is a living, plaguing reminder of failure, a symbol which works not only to merely mock, but to undermine. Inexplicable. tl;dr
2: My Little Sister Really Isn't Cute. Everyone makes mistakes. Yet somehow, this fucking anime manages to become an unforgivable piece of shit staining generations to come. To avoid further injury, apply brain bleach directly to forehead. Distasteful.
3: A for Effort! That's what the teachers used to tell you when your work appeared to be wholly inadequate to the class but, in a cute, sorrowful kind of way. A bare minimum indeed.
4: Average Highschooler. Literally translated as "MAL 7". Was it bad? Not necessarily. Was it outstanding? Not specifically. Could it be better? Who knows.
5: Not Average. And not really brilliant. Occasionally, the single sheep distinguishes itself from the fluff. This one-upping certainly deserves some significance of mention, however historians would later come to wonder if a greater feat was achievable for the sole sheep.
6: redo definition here. (7/12/17)
7: Sweet, light, and puffy. Dessert like. It has flaws, but the anime does what it actually wants to do in a meaningful fashion.
8: Big Boss. Role model for all.
9. Smug anime face. The pyramid's head. Tangible, delectable perfection in a contextual sort of sense.
10. Schöpferkraft.
Milestones
1: Death Note
50: ??
100: ??
150: ??
200: Akira
250: Natsume Yuujinchou San
Are you done being busy yet?
If so, would you do me the honour of accompanying me in the paradise known as discord?
If not, simply ignore this message
If you weren't all that busy in the first place and desire my execution, simply ignore this message and sadistically delete all my comments so I am wiped from existence ;;;;;
Saw your comment on that interview and I'm 100% with you there. Reviewing Senk S2 would just be a redundant act. Taking derpy pics of Senki? So basically, taking a picture of the entire show XD
That sounds like an interesting paper. Did you ever write it? Also, sorry in advance for the delay response.
Oh? Is that right? How perceptive of you.....and stalker-ish of you. If you like me so much, why not just say so ;)
Heh, you got me. 'Most'? Hmm, not you? Have you evolved beyond such depravity? Please do tell me your secret, surely you'll save me...right? Seeing as you like to stalk me so much, hehe
Can you guess which part is true or not, that's the real challenge
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I still watch anime just my computer has gone to shit. The discussion isn't all that much different really just less fun or more in depth topics. Also I get lonely and bored.
All Comments (1648) Comments
If so, would you do me the honour of accompanying me in the paradise known as discord?
If not, simply ignore this message
If you weren't all that busy in the first place and desire my execution, simply ignore this message and sadistically delete all my comments so I am wiped from existence ;;;;;
Saw your comment on that interview and I'm 100% with you there. Reviewing Senk S2 would just be a redundant act. Taking derpy pics of Senki? So basically, taking a picture of the entire show XD
That sounds like an interesting paper. Did you ever write it? Also, sorry in advance for the delay response.
Heh, you got me. 'Most'? Hmm, not you? Have you evolved beyond such depravity? Please do tell me your secret, surely you'll save me...right? Seeing as you like to stalk me so much, hehe
Now....
Is I bored because
a) nothing else amuses me
b) nothing else going for me
c) nothing else to do
Best of luck!!
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*runs away*
Anybody home?