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Jan 8, 2014 7:21 AM
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Hey guys,
What would you do if you had access to a time traveling machine?
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Go back.
Jan 8, 2014 7:25 AM
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Hide it. Keep it until World War 3. Then stop World War 3.
Jan 8, 2014 7:26 AM
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I'd go live in the 80's for some time.

Jan 8, 2014 7:30 AM
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Jan 8, 2014 7:33 AM
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I'd use it to go to the future to see where I am in 20 years.
Jan 8, 2014 7:41 AM
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I would definetely try hitting on my first crush again because now I know why I failed.
Jan 8, 2014 7:49 AM
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You can travel back to the exact time you time travel and be stuck in an endless loop and never die... I don't know... Altering history is never a good thing. Maybe back and chop down the tree that caused the whole sin thing or something.
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Jan 8, 2014 7:49 AM
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Go back before 1997.
Publish Harry Potter.
Get rich.
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Jan 8, 2014 7:50 AM

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Find out how it works. Test it a few times using small time differences. Then I would get money via lottery or something. Then once money was secured I'd go back and have a look at interesting sights in the past. I'd basically have myself quite a bit of fun.
Jan 8, 2014 7:52 AM

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Furrytales said:
You can travel back to the exact time you time travel and be stuck in an endless loop and never die... I don't know... Altering history is never a good thing. Maybe back and chop down the tree that caused the whole sin thing or something.

If you get stuck in time loop that would mean doing same thing over and over and over and over again...
Im not really sure if you would like that...
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I wouldn't fuck with time.

Im exactly opposite
Id try to fuck up world as much as possible :/
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Jan 8, 2014 7:55 AM

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Travel to the year 4,000.
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Jan 8, 2014 7:55 AM
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Nestala said:
"Realistically" speaking, I wouldn't fuck with time.
More simple thinking, I would totally travel in time back and forth, look at how thing are and fuck shit up.


True. But at the same time it would be tempting to alter history. before you die. Like messing up who won world war 1. or preventing the french revolution from happening. Guy Fawkes suceeding and the Colonials losing to the British.

All of that would be interesting to see before you die.
Jan 8, 2014 7:58 AM

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Destroy it.

As I learned from Steins;gate.
Jan 8, 2014 8:11 AM

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See the dinosaurs, from a safe distance.
Check out Victorian England before it sucked
See 1920's New york and probably stop there for a few years.
Use my time machine to worm out of situations when they arise by starting again in another time.
Eventually go to the far future and live like Han solo.
Jan 8, 2014 8:26 AM

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Well i don't believe time travel is possible but hypothetically speaking. I would go back in time to a famous event and get my picture taken with some futuristic technology. Just to mess with the minds of anyone who saw it =P. Then after my fun destroy it.
Jan 8, 2014 8:29 AM

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It would be amazing to go back to different time periods, but I probably wouldn't use it to affect my daily life. I think it would be like using cheat codes in reality.
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Jan 8, 2014 8:31 AM
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I would go to the year 3000

Not much has changed but they live underwater

and your great-great granddaughter

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Jan 8, 2014 8:35 AM

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Jan 8, 2014 8:36 AM

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Kill the first human

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Jan 8, 2014 8:37 AM

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Kill the first human

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Mate with first human

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Jan 8, 2014 8:39 AM

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Kibura_Iburasa said:
xJapaliicious said:
Kill the first human

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Mate with first human

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Jan 8, 2014 8:48 AM

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Infiltrate the BBC in the 1960's and recover the missing episodes of Doctor Who.

Do they still offer the life-sized Dalek to anyone who finds them? If not... I guess go back to when they did offer them and make good on the deal.
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Jan 8, 2014 9:15 AM

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I always thought a really "fuck with history" thing to do would be to go forward in time as far as you dared, buy some weapons with basically limitless ammo, body protection that would protect you from pretty much anything, and then go back to about the year 1000 and become a god of war in that era.
Jan 8, 2014 9:36 AM

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Infinite said:
I always thought a really "fuck with history" thing to do would be to go forward in time as far as you dared, buy some weapons with basically limitless ammo, body protection that would protect you from pretty much anything, and then go back to about the year 1000 and become a god of war in that era.

What makes you think nobody already did that?
Jan 8, 2014 9:39 AM
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Infinite said:
I always thought a really "fuck with history" thing to do would be to go forward in time as far as you dared, buy some weapons with basically limitless ammo, body protection that would protect you from pretty much anything, and then go back to about the year 1000 and become a god of war in that era.


But, that's what "gods" and whatnot are, aliens with advanced technology misunderstood by humans thousands of years ago. So basically, you're just replacing aliens with yourself.
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Jan 8, 2014 9:42 AM

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I would go back in time, find my younger self, and give him/me the beating he/I deserved.
Jan 8, 2014 9:43 AM
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I'd go see my parents when they were little. I've heard so many cool stories about there childhood but I want to see them in action.

I also want to see myself when I was a kid. As much as I'd love to kill every freakin idiot that ruined history, I wouldn't because that would mess up the future.

But I don't believe in time travel so I can only dream.
Jan 8, 2014 9:43 AM

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Tut Tut Tut, You have Mr. Mad Scientist as your picture, you should know! Don't change the past no matter what.

Jokes aside, I would like to warn my past self about a few things that has occurred up to this point.
Jan 8, 2014 9:43 AM

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Time travel is impossible

If you can go to the past, we would already have time machines, someone would simply create a time machine in, lets say, 2050 and bring the time machine to the past to help with technological advances.

If you can go to the future, you are never coming back because of the above mentioned reason, so theres no point

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Jan 8, 2014 9:47 AM

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Go back to 2005, prepare myself for the upcoming economic crash of 2007-08 and enjoy the time when vidya games were actually good and none of this social media crap or "smart" tech existed. Now that you mention it I would try to stop smart phones from ever happening for the lulz.
Jan 8, 2014 9:54 AM

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lupadim said:
If you can go to the past, we would already have time machines, someone would simply create a time machine in, lets say, 2050 and bring the time machine to the past to help with technological advances.

I dont think so...people are too greedy to do that...guy who invented (will invent) it would probably keep it for himself...
Jan 8, 2014 10:02 AM

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Daconator said:
I don't have the slightest interest in time travelling.

I doubt you will say same thing when you find working time machine under your bed :/
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Jan 8, 2014 10:37 AM

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Go in the future, get the lottery #, come back in the present, make $
Jan 8, 2014 10:42 AM

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Go in the future, get the lottery #, come back in the present, make $

...alter past (present) and start ww3 tomorrow...
Jan 8, 2014 10:43 AM

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xJapaliicious said:
Kibura_Iburasa said:
xJapaliicious said:
Kill the first human

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Mate with first human

.Even edgier


My son and daughter will be Adam and Eve .wincest2deep


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Thinking on it and seen as I have nothing better to do, I would travel back in time and write myself a note only to be delivered to my self with the location of the time machine before I find it and label it not be be opened until then. Thus creating a loop in which I helped myself discover the time machine so I could tell myself where it was in the first place. Paradox.
Jan 8, 2014 12:01 PM

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If it's the only one in existence, destroy it.

If not, hm. Maybe go back and watch the start of the universe. See if I can meet Jesus, that kind of stuff. I would not want to touch my own life.

Edit: Actually, that's dumb. I'd give myself winning lottery numbers. But make sure the lottery is within the last few days or so and I'm aware it's from time travel.
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Jan 8, 2014 1:10 PM

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I'd go back in time.
Jan 8, 2014 2:42 PM

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Explore and learn.

Obtain everything I want through pure knowledge and planning...

I'd probably see our worlds future, and maybe find a way to live as long as I can, or maybe even become "immortal", as I do not truly get attached to any type of people.




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Jan 8, 2014 2:51 PM

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I'd want to go back in time and be someone great ! xD
Jan 8, 2014 2:54 PM

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Send a dildo to every Pope.
Jan 8, 2014 5:02 PM

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Use it to win the lottery a couple of times.

Go to the start of the universe to see if the big bang is real, or whether the *cough* genesis *cough* story *cough* is real

Go see how the future is like.

Go watch my own death.

Create some time paradoxes.
Jan 8, 2014 5:07 PM

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Go back to 2000 and post every major thing that will affect the U.S. in the next 14 years online. I would mix in true statements and false ones and see what conspiracy theories arise.
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Devastation123 said:
lupadim said:
If you can go to the past, we would already have time machines, someone would simply create a time machine in, lets say, 2050 and bring the time machine to the past to help with technological advances.

I dont think so...people are too greedy to do that...guy who invented (will invent) it would probably keep it for himself...
In that case he would be stupid as shit because he would be able to sell the time machine to the government for billions of dollars.
Jan 8, 2014 5:33 PM

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Infinite said:
I always thought a really "fuck with history" thing to do would be to go forward in time as far as you dared, buy some weapons with basically limitless ammo, body protection that would protect you from pretty much anything, and then go back to about the year 1000 and become a god of war in that era.


Pointless. After you messed the armies of everyone and you managed to call yourself great emperor you realize you can't even take a decent shower, the soap quality sucks, you have to go around lightning candles to see in the night and the night is scary as hell, there is no TV or games or internet, you mobile can't recharge and is dead and you are bored as hell watching the midget funny guy of the palace and the dancers BUT worst of all there is no fucking toilet paper or flush mechanism.
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Infinite said:
I always thought a really "fuck with history" thing to do would be to go forward in time as far as you dared, buy some weapons with basically limitless ammo, body protection that would protect you from pretty much anything, and then go back to about the year 1000 and become a god of war in that era.


Pointless. After you messed the armies of everyone and you managed to call your yourself great emperor you realize you can't even take a decent shower, the soap quality sucks, You have to around lightning candles to see in the night and the night is scary as hell, there is no TV or games or internet, you mobile can't recharge and is dead and you are bored as hell watching the midget funny guy of the palace and the dancers BUT worst of all there is no fucking toilet paper or flush mechanism.

Well, after killing everyone, start yelling "MY NAME IS X!" go to the future and X will be a legend.
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lupadim said:
Monad said:
Infinite said:
I always thought a really "fuck with history" thing to do would be to go forward in time as far as you dared, buy some weapons with basically limitless ammo, body protection that would protect you from pretty much anything, and then go back to about the year 1000 and become a god of war in that era.


Pointless. After you messed the armies of everyone and you managed to call your yourself great emperor you realize you can't even take a decent shower, the soap quality sucks, You have to around lightning candles to see in the night and the night is scary as hell, there is no TV or games or internet, you mobile can't recharge and is dead and you are bored as hell watching the midget funny guy of the palace and the dancers BUT worst of all there is no fucking toilet paper or flush mechanism.

Well, after killing everyone, start yelling "MY NAME IS X!" go to the future and X will be a legend.


And...? what then? The X guy being a legend might as well be a stranger.
People would just read in history books of some obscure version of events that will feel like are just strange things that happened and if you go around saying i am X then they will just think you lost your fucking mind.
Jan 8, 2014 5:43 PM

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Monad said:
lupadim said:
Monad said:
Infinite said:
I always thought a really "fuck with history" thing to do would be to go forward in time as far as you dared, buy some weapons with basically limitless ammo, body protection that would protect you from pretty much anything, and then go back to about the year 1000 and become a god of war in that era.


Pointless. After you messed the armies of everyone and you managed to call your yourself great emperor you realize you can't even take a decent shower, the soap quality sucks, You have to around lightning candles to see in the night and the night is scary as hell, there is no TV or games or internet, you mobile can't recharge and is dead and you are bored as hell watching the midget funny guy of the palace and the dancers BUT worst of all there is no fucking toilet paper or flush mechanism.

Well, after killing everyone, start yelling "MY NAME IS X!" go to the future and X will be a legend.


And...? what then? The X guy being a legend might as well be a stranger.
People would just read in history books of some obscure version of events that will feel like are just strange things that happened and if you go around saying i am X then they will just think you lost your fucking mind.

Hm...

Bring a photographic camera as well before killing all the armies. Take pictures while you kill everyone. Put the pictures in a safe place you are 100% sure the future will find (like one of those ancient libraries that are protected till today). Go back to the future with the armor and the weapons. If they still doubt, shoot with the weapon to prove its efficiency.

Also write a note with the photos "I am from the future and I am going back to 2014 at 08 of January at 22:43 GT -3:00 bye folks one piece is the best anime".
Jan 8, 2014 5:50 PM

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I think I would set it to go back something like 0.00001 seconds. Small enough that when you arrive in the past, the momentum of your finger pushing the button to go again cannot be stopped. It would be like the temporal equivalent of standing between two mirrors while on LSD. I'd be trippin' for an infinite number of eternities while all you MAL people are waiting on the next episode of One Piece.
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