| Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MAL YOU FAP U LOSE. This is the official thread. The game will officially begin on 12/22/13 EST. You now have a whole week to get all the fapping and lust out of your system.Here are the guidelines you need to follow. -In order to sign up, merely post in this thread that you want in. Guidelines/Rules: ~You fap, you're out. You must announce to the thread you fapped. ~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. Any wet dreams do not count. ~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves ~Force your fellow MALers to fap by posting non-nude NSFW pictures that DO NOT CONTAIN GENITALIA. If the image of your posting does contain nudity then please censor it, using ms paint, photoshop, illustrator, the virtual blood of virgins, the power of virginity or whatever, just make sure you do not post genitalia, wouldnt want to get banned over a game like this Edit: According to rule 6 if you spoiler tag a URL and label it as NSFW as well as say what is in it then you are allowed to post pornographic images, like as follows Example said: NSFW, Hot sexy black abs ~The game last until one person remains. ~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE ~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves. There will be one week to sign up, after that you need to wait until the next game Timer until game begins found here The actual No fap contest thread will be made a few days before the time runs out -I will not be taking place in this game since I won the last game and I will do my best acting as a moderator keeping track of who is out and who is in, but any help would be greatly appreciated. Active Participants Eliminated: Achievements: If you wish to sign up and the timer is still on going do so here http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=706291&show=0 |
JizzyHitlerJan 30, 2014 4:05 PM
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| Okay Imma start linking soon I just *fapped 5 mins before this LOL *Fucking Autocorrect FAP IS A WORD |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
Terminated said: Can you try not to link anything until the game starts, only about half a day left to go, just making this ahead of time to be safeOkay Imma start linking soon I just capped 5 mins before this LOL |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| I lost. jk |
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NotJizzyHitler said: Terminated said: Can you try not to link anything until the game starts, only about half a day left to go, just making this ahead of time to be safeOkay Imma start linking soon I just capped 5 mins before this LOL Yeah sure that was my original plan anyway Maor said: I lost. no jk To shinji yeah? |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
Maor said: Tempted to make an award for "lost before the game even starts" award just for youI lost. jk |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| Alright, let my final fap begin, and go to bed. |
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ |
| So we can post genitalia if we spoiler and name them then, Hitler? Should be easier to get people out this way ;) |
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| My body is somewhat ready~ |
NotJizzyHitler said: Maor said: Tempted to make an award for "lost before the game even starts" award just for youI lost. jk HUEHUEHUE |
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| lol when this starts I'll get to know who all are into that really kinky shit like me |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| Good luck people. And by the way "achievement" is spelled thusly. |
| There is no such thing as shit taste. Only idiots who think everyone should have the same taste as they do. |
kuuderes_shadow said: I r 2 jeanyusGood luck people. And by the way "achievement" is spelled thusly. |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| let the games begin~ |
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Wecc said: JizzusRemember if you are ever tempted |
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Wecc said: Remember if you are ever tempted Yeah this doesn't work for atheists :/ I prefer to go for And if you can't hold back and it really comes to that point of no return |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
Zelot said: NSFM Aiming to take out at least one. doesn't start for 11 hours 45 minutes |
Wecc said: Zelot said: NSFM Aiming to take out at least one. doesn't start for 11 hours 45 minutes Ijust realized that, saving it for later! I deleted my post already! |
DarknessOfEmo said: Zelot said: NSFM Aiming to take out at least one. I luv dat mellowjellow pic. (: idc if i double post, i removed the originalpost and hehehe saving it for later |
| Jesus is hot. Fuck, I lost again. |
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Maor said: Jesus is hot. Fuck, I lost again. I DEMAND MY AWARD! |
| @Zelot lol that looks so fucking wrong seeing Kyouko like that somehow xd |
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| If you cut your wiener's outer skin, you'll be in too much pain to pleasure yourself. Keep that in mind. |
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HaXXspetten said: who the fuck is kyouko, thats mellowjello irl@Zelot lol that looks so fucking wrong seeing Kyouko like that somehow xd |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
NotJizzyHitler said: how would that happen exactlyHaXXspetten said: who the fuck is kyouko, thats mellowjello irl@Zelot lol that looks so fucking wrong seeing Kyouko like that somehow xd |
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NotJizzyHitler said: HaXXspetten said: who the fuck is kyouko, thats mellowjello irl@Zelot lol that looks so fucking wrong seeing Kyouko like that somehow xd Mellow is a body builder irl. |
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Maor said: Mellow is actually bloodcalibur irlNotJizzyHitler said: HaXXspetten said: who the fuck is kyouko, thats mellowjello irl@Zelot lol that looks so fucking wrong seeing Kyouko like that somehow xd Mellow is a body builder irl. |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| Since it's been a while since I last fapped, I decided to watch this video for instructions, looks totally legit. |
| How can you be out already, some people don't seem to even try :/ |
+1 A Short PSA If you're reading this right now you're on MAL and you're doing it wrong 1. Stop 2. Close MAL 3. Procede To Preferred Porn Site (Fakku, Pornhub,e-hentai etc.) 4. Procede to open and read/watch a doujin/video 5. Fap 6. Go Back To Step 3 Remember These Are Your Last 11 Hours Use Them Wisely (typed just a min after fapping ) |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
ElPysCongroo said: How can you be out already, some people don't seem to even try :/ can't you people read ghost white? I said I was joking |
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Maor said: ElPysCongroo said: How can you be out already, some people don't seem to even try :/ can't you people read ghost white? I said I was joking ku ku ku seems I have competition to be the first one out but no matter I will prevail! xP |
Korrvo said: I like lolis. I don't like them sexually. It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers. But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs. http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn |
| I'm a gazelle! A non fapping gazelle! ...Now to bust three nuts before the contest actually begins. |
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RdfsSayNSlash said: I can't wait to deprive my dick of pleasure. You and me both -.- |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
1L0can0 said: Maor said: ElPysCongroo said: How can you be out already, some people don't seem to even try :/ can't you people read ghost white? I said I was joking ku ku ku seems I have competition to be the first one out but no matter I will prevail! xP Still aiming for the millisecond it starts? XD Terminated said: RdfsSayNSlash said: I can't wait to deprive my dick of pleasure. You and me both -.- Lol |
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| Who knows. I *almost* forgot about the existence of this competition. Then I found out there's only 9 more hours until this begins. And it's like 3am right now. Welp. |
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MCsq2 said: Who knows. I *almost* forgot about the existence of this competition. Then I found out there's only 9 more hours until this begins. And it's like 3am right now. Welp. What, are you doing online? 3AM IS THE FUCKING PERFECT TIME Go Rub One Out NOW! |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
Maor said: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SQCMb_J3-VY/TJazcdpfK0I/AAAAAAAAABc/rG6v4pLuZXo/s1600/1284678395944.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8MsWQ.gif |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| loliconthread |
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Terminated said: Maor said: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SQCMb_J3-VY/TJazcdpfK0I/AAAAAAAAABc/rG6v4pLuZXo/s1600/1284678395944.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8MsWQ.gif Suck ma dick. |
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